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May 31, 2026

(Preview) Visit the Kimberley | Honest Government Ad

Dear Patrons

Here is the audio preview of the latest Honest Government Ad!

This one took a little longer to make and I'm still editing it, so we'll miss the end of month deadline (not that we let deadlines worry us too much, here at the Department of Trying to Live a Somewhat Balanced Family Life Whilst Making YouTube Videos)

The video should be out in the first few days of June.

Because of that, I am sharing this preview with all our Patrons, not just the Preview Club, so that everyone gets some Juice in May.

As always, you're the first ones to hear it: so if you have any feedback, please let me know. (Insert usual disclaimer that some things will make more sense when you can see the visuals).

Oh and I haven't come up with an Authorised-by line yet... so if you think of a good one, let me know. Bonus points if it's a Dune reference. [Insert Dune voice sound effect]

Have a great rest of the weekend (and long-weekend for those of us in WA) and I'll catch you in a few days with the final video.

Giordano

PS. Thank you for much for all the kind comments you left for us us on our 10-Year Anniversary post - Luca loved reading them! 💛🙏

Comments (14)

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David Baldwin · June 1, 2026

Agreed: "so beautiful you'll shit your pants" doesn't track. Superlative beauty would call forth awe, not fear. We expect that sequence, so the mind balks at the other and gets confused. Now it's trying to figure out what you really mean and has stopped following the narrative. Feels like a speed bump we didn't see and hit too fast; now we feel rattled and angry--at the speed bump and the people who put it there. I would consider an alternative.

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Sebastiaan De Jonge · June 1, 2026

Authorised by “I dont believe we have to go through this shit again and again and again”….. fade out the and agains….

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Julian Buchanan · May 31, 2026

Great work - government have become overseas agents. In the past colonials sailed across the seas, forcibly occupied and exploited all the natural resources and indigenous peoples. No need to do that today, government have an easier approach, they're inviting multi national corporation 'hit and runs' - come over and take whatever is left - then quietly disappear leaving behind a mess of ecological and environmental devastation.

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Bob · May 31, 2026

“What do you despise? By this are you truly known.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune

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Mark D Larsen · May 31, 2026

The gawddamn OIL’igarchs are relentless, hell bent on destroying this planet and the people and wildlife living on it. They make me sick.

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Nostradarmo · May 31, 2026

I think a mention about the gas tax that seems to go to political parties rather than sovereign wealth might be apt

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Bob · May 31, 2026

Don't blow away

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Michael Peters · May 31, 2026

...#Wattsthepoint, #Wattstheuse...?

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Param Berg · May 31, 2026

"So beautiful you'll shit your pants" ? for me, it jars, is gratuitous.... must be a better way. A wierd thing to say.

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Jay Wilson · June 1, 2026

??? maybe, ... and a river so beautiful you'll 'drop your daks' (meaning, it's so inviting you'll want to strip off and jump in)

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Martin Linger · May 31, 2026

We (Germany) have had a new government for a year now and recently the secretary of economic affairs blamed the economic crisis on our energy transformation so now we are halting renewable energies and will build more gas and nuclear plants. Who cares about the environment when government posts are in danger?

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Nostradarmo · May 31, 2026

SMR are safe and they are finding ways to reuse waste and make long life batteries out of it.

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Rohan Kilby · May 31, 2026

Death by Afrakis Mean while on Afrakis Worming their way in 🤣👍

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xxx · May 31, 2026

10/10 on the commentary mate!