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April 23, 2026

099: KASHIN' OUT

Jared and Mike sit down to review new allegations that Kash Patel is the coolest FBI director we’ve ever had. Patel filed a $250 million defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic after it published an article where sources said Patel barely showed up to work, spent his time thinking too hard about FBI merchandise, and liked getting white-girl-wasted at some place called “The Poodle Room.”

But before that, the guys react to the DOJ’s indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center for alleged committing white-collar crimes while paying informants inside the white supremacist movement. They also unpack the rise of “MAGA Cock” and “Woke Pussy” discourse on the racist right-wing internet and discuss a Dechoherence Media article that identified the man behind a far-right troll account followed by Vice President JD Vance.

Pour up a dozen pickleback shots. This is Trump’s America, and we’re ordering “Irish Car Bombs” again.

Jared’s album recommendation: The Strokes, Future Present Past, 2016

We have a few dozen leftover challenge coins from our DC event, which feature an illustration of Kash Patel we commissioned from the incredibly talented cartoonist Rob Israel. Our "Executive Club" supporters on Patreon will get first dibs on the remaining stock. After that, we'll raffle away the rest.

To enter the raffle, please submit the email address you used to sign up for our Patreon in this form.

  • Deadline: April 28, 8 p.m. Central Time

  • One submission per person.

  • Due to shipping costs, the raffle is limited to subscribers in the US.

Comments (12)

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Susanne Breckenridge · April 25, 2026

Ex. C. Zx, ,s. --( X. , ,x,,-z , ,z.

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Christopher Camposeo · April 24, 2026

I’m cackling at “white collar Antifa” hell yea lmao

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Luke Baumgartner · April 24, 2026

Currently watching the Sopranos for the first time and now I’m going to make note of all the times Big Pussy says something woke.

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CapitalM42 · April 24, 2026

I live for pods we get once in a lifetime

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Kristopher Wendel · April 23, 2026

Mike's Kash impression is money well spent

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Satcomdaemon · April 23, 2026

Manufacturing racism at the racism factory. Only job left in my town.

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Hydroflask Full of Hot Sauce · April 23, 2026

Kash is an awful person, but he's currently my favorite character of Trump Season 2. Gonna miss him when he eventually gets fired.

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Amanda Marcotte · April 23, 2026

Great Strokes song!

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Leigha · April 23, 2026

Good morning guys. I skim through rw ex fbi agent Kyle Seraphins (wouldn't take covid shot) podcast every morning. He has lots of friends still in and hates Patel. He said the splc was an IRS case that sat dormant for years. He said it was dug up by Kash and Blanche to get some headlines.

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Bryan A. · April 23, 2026

This is an educational podcast. I'd never heard of a pickleback shot before, but now I have! Also, I'm pretty sure Mike could call into the White House and pose as the FBI Director, and no one there would know the difference.

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Hark · April 23, 2026

I have no idea why but whenever I hear the phrase “MAGA Cock” the Black Dynamite vs Black Jaws scene runs through my head 😂😂. I’m convinced that’s what these losers think they can do with their dicks

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brucy · April 23, 2026

That Burning Spear tune, after all the metal on the River's Edge soundtrack, was always a fave as a teen