Cats Review
🎬 Cats (2019): We Saw It So You Don’t Have To
In December 2019, we made the questionable decision to see Cats in theaters. Now, this little piece of cinematic history is getting a fresh polish and returning from the Queens archives.
We’re talking human-faced cockroaches, sexy Jason Derulo cat, Dame Judi Dench in a deeply concerning fur coat, Nathan literally falling asleep in the theater, and Jennifer Hudson somehow making the whole fever dream worth it.
Jellicles can. Jellicles do. Jellicles probably should not have made this movie. 🐈✨
Comments (11)
I don’t like theater at all so I have a lot of privilege guilt realizing now how many kids would’ve loved to have been dragged to a broadway show once a year as a kid getting to see all the classics. Also am I wrong that In the play they go into a spaceship to get killed?
Girl, I cannot remember. All I remembered from the original before rewatching it recently was the cat that did magic and the cat that obviously liked to fuck.
Because because let me tell you as someone who clearly has no childhood issues to work out... when you got to be in the first row of that balcony and the broadway actor actually crawled onto the ledge in front of your seat cheating death (cheating death I tell you!) and you got back to your grandparents house on Long Island which was covered in plastic and your grandpa taught you to play memories on his ancient piano... 30 years ago was a different time lemme tell you
You're cracking me up!
Some of you weren’t taken to see cats on broadway at the age of 7 circa 1990 by your depression era Jewish grandmother followed by getting a part as a cat in your sleepaway camps production of cats circa 1993 and it shows ....
Was anyone else super uncomfortable with all the sexual tension between the cats?!?
EVery morning and every evening For a little over a week or so now I getting get on the train and spend 40 mins reading cats reviews the whole time. This episode is my new religion.
Even as a dancer, I still don’t like cats.
Omfg......... I’m fucking dead. 💀💀 you guys are hilarious!!!
Lol 😂. Good looking out. The all star cast had me interested but after listening to your review, I am good. I’m not a theater buff so I will take your advise and pass. Thanks!!!!
I’ve been dying to know what you all thought of it. I don’t think I can bring myself to watch it. 😂