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February 25, 2026

Episode 1 - Sherlock Holmes and The Woman In Green (1945)

Welcome to our new transfeminine detective podcast! Every episode, Mia Mulder (@Potatopolitics), November Kelly (@postoctobrist), and Lucy From Scotland (@absobloodylucy) interrogate a different piece of detective fiction in hopes of answering the greatest mystery of all: is being a detective a kind of trans?

For our first episode, we are proud to present a truly inexplicable 1940s Sherlock Holmes adaptation: The Woman in Green. Featuring hypnotism, cannabis, and laws against fat people. Elementary, my dear listener.

If you like this episode, we will be releasing bonus episodes right here on our Patreon, starting very soon with perhaps the most transgender detective fiction of all: Disco Elysium.

Comments (59)

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Melanie V Jones · July 29, 2026

I would love to hear you react to the Soviet adaptations of Sherlock Holmes! The episodes are very lovingly and faithfully adapted, but with their own unique flavor.

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untitledearth · June 12, 2026

Oof, not some of my favorite podcasters using 'unc' incorrectly... jk great first episode

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · May 13, 2026

Its the Ganja no Monogatari The Heishish The Daidabbutsu All of which are available at your weebiest smoke shop next to a bong shaped like murakami's cowgirl

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Australian Estuary Pirate · April 4, 2026

IIRC Green dresses used to be associated with female sex-havers because it implied lying down in the grass, so a "woman in green" implies promiscuity or even sex work. So if you want to euphemistically refer to that one job that Jack type gentlemen like to stripe up, a "woman in green" is one you might use. She might not even wear green, but if want to slut shame her you can say she is anyway. Also, I hope this podcast will eventually get to the thing about how, up until like two or three years ago, Sherlock Holmes legally had to be rude (only a mild exaggeration.) The pre-waterfall books were out of copywrite, but the post waterfall books were still IP owned by Arthur Conan Doyle's estate, and he was much kinder after the waterfall, so any adaptation where he's too nice implies that it's adapted from the later books. The Henry Cavil version in Netflix's Enola Holmes ran into this issue and the estate sued. The fact that Sherlock Holmes is the most adapted character in the world means that he caused a cultural link between a certain kind of cleverness and rudeness, which is why techbros think that they're geniuses when they're dicks to their employees. Also, because Holmes is one of the most notoriously autistic-coded characters, the influence of the character means that now almost all autistic-coded characters in fiction are these aloof and rude genius types like Sheldon fucking Cooper. It also means that if you wanted autistic (coded) representation in fiction, until fairly recently it was either """eccentric""" detectives or Rain Man. Which is my theory for why a lot of autistic people consider being a cop in their teens/young adulthood (before they realise what coppery actually entails.) Poirot is the much superior autistic-coded detective IMO, because yes he's weird, but in an adorkable gay way instead of a dick way. (If they get to the Benoit Blanc minces his way through mysteries saga, I want it known that as a kindly but particular detective queer detective who Shanghais a mild mannered sidekick who uses their perceived low status to overhear crucial information, it's a movie series about an expy Poirot who acquires an ad hoc expy Ms Marple every time. Ryan Johnson is the true heir to Agatha Christie and I'll duel anyone who deigns to disagree.)

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Stormsdream · April 2, 2026

The Woman In Green is the only Rathbone as Holmes I have seen because ... drumroll ... there's a Rifftrax of it, and it is colorized, so she's actually wearing green. Rifftrax has more of the Rathbone/Holmes flicks. I should get around to watching them. I did put another on but it turned out to be Christopher Lee as Holmes not Rathbone. Lee appeared to be having a blast playing the part, by the way

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Stormsdream · April 1, 2026

My favorite Holmes/Watson pairing is Michael Caine (Holmes) and Ben Kingsely (Watson) in Without A Clue (1988). They are perfect in the parts and have wonderful chemistry. I saw this movie first-run in a theater, so it’s quite doubtful I could remove the nostalgia goggles about it. Regrettably, the movie also features Jeffrey Jones as Lestrade, and transphobic jokes are a major plot point, so I cannot recommend the film to anybody, nostalgia googles or not. Also, good luck finding a way to watch the movie legally. It can be done, but probably not worth anybody's time given the regrettable parts.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · April 1, 2026

would you believe it’s already on the list 🫡

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Darren DM · March 26, 2026

Delightful! I used to watch these old Holmes film with my dad back in the 80s. They would show one each week on BBC2 at 6pm. My dad particularly enjoyed the propaganda/jingoism, especially in the closing monologue. He'd look at me earnestly and say "It's an ill wind that blows across this green and pleasant land, Watson. But it's GOD's own wind!"

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · April 1, 2026

the monologue at the end of my personal favourite Sherlock Holmes Faces Death is borderline communist and i cheer every time — L

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The Mad Scientist's toolkit · March 20, 2026

I always think it would be funny if Sherlock Holmes had to solve a crime involving astronomers or something and the fact that the Earth revolves around the sun became vitally important to the case. Just for the smug look on Watson's face.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · April 1, 2026

BBC Sherlock s1e3 has a plot point that relies on this, iirc :)

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Meonlights · March 18, 2026

Oh I hope we get some Shirley Holmes. That series was a weird memory I thought I made up until it was referenced in Hbomberguy's video. And Columbo!

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NowhereMan661 · March 17, 2026

First, November Killed Jame Bond, and now she will Trans Sherlock Holmes!

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NowhereMan661 · March 17, 2026

Oh my GOD, that coked-out-of-his-mind time traveling Sherlock Holmes bit fucking destroyed me

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NowhereMan661 · March 17, 2026

There is another podcast with the same name that's a true crimes podcast, and I started listening to it without realizing, and got some fresh horror of hearing a very distressed woman calling 911 about her missing girlfriend.

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Meekle Tubas · March 15, 2026

Imagining this woman in a pearlescent green and purple dress like she's the fucking Praetor Shinzon.

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Sophia O. · March 14, 2026

Also- it’s mostly not a detective show, but I think you should watch specifically the first episode of Heaven Official’s Blessing. It’s a Chinese BL anime that opens with the protagonist solving a Ghost Mystery, while also wearing a full Chinese wedding dress. For plot reasons.

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Sophia O. · March 14, 2026

You guys have to do a Dr Who episode! So much gender in that show, both the classic and modern versions.

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · March 13, 2026

Takeshi Kovach from altered carbon is the most trans detective.

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · March 13, 2026

I would love to see you discuss Altered Carbon. It has all the keys points of a Detective Noir. There also a lot of body disphoria. The main character chooses to live in the body of a woman in the start of season 2. I think you will like it.

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · March 13, 2026

Sure, I guess I can give November another $7.50 a month.

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Ari · March 9, 2026

autism moment: the persian slipper/shoe tobacco is a direct reference to the original ACD stories ✨

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Meonlights · March 18, 2026

So glad someone has already pointed it out! That guy loves his slipper pipe weed

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Yarinko · March 7, 2026

Gonna need at least 3 seasons of this and a liveshow when it's warmer

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Ellie Yeoman · March 6, 2026

Spy in the Green Hat levels of green in this movie.

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NowhereMan661 · March 17, 2026

Good heavens, a woman!

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Sword Through Your Window · March 5, 2026

6 7 +/- 1

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I Only Listen To Trans Podcasts For Cis Reasons · March 3, 2026

You're gonna do Veronica Mars right?

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Shiv · March 11, 2026

Plug for this and also Miss Fisher 😍

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Magpie · March 2, 2026

Love this and love detectives, and very excited for the Disco Elysium episode!

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Casey O. Jones · March 2, 2026

You gotta do The Great Mouse Detective man

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EndOfTour · March 2, 2026

You guys laid a perfect Transgender Honey Pot by plugging the Disco Elysium episode at the end of this…

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Luna Nurse · March 1, 2026

Struck once again that every single fascination I have ever had has, It turns out, been simply a prelude to my trans-ing of my gender

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · March 1, 2026

you think that’s uncanny, just wait until we reveal why you were briefly obsessed as a kid with… [spins wheel] …stage magic

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Chloë Salzenberg · March 1, 2026

Is that why I loved Harriet The Spy? Can you do Harriet The Spy!?

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James Rule · February 28, 2026

Loved the episode. Sadly might have to skip the next one since I haven't actually played much of Disco Elysium yet. Can't wait till you all do an episode on Nero Wolfe or Columbo.

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Buckeroo · February 28, 2026

That last bit of Holmes tripping out feels like the ultimate evolution of the Sesh Gremlin Q bit from KJB

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Trans Solidarity Forever · February 28, 2026

Makes me think of UNCLE's The Man in the Green Hat where the color of the person's garment also never came up

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Jack · February 28, 2026

great pod! hope y'all do Umineko at some point! (imo the most gender detective vn ever made)

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wrengarden · February 28, 2026

i explained this show to a friend and Poker Face was something they mentioned as being relevant to the show

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Divine Faggotry · February 28, 2026

Oh that theme song is primo

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Be Gay Solve Crimes · February 28, 2026

it’s a Lucy original :)

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AbeoLogos · February 27, 2026

I'm only disappointed you didn't mention the time Watson was a robot.

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saturday's claire · February 27, 2026

Excited to hear about [checks wikipedia]... Christopher Lee as Sherlock Holmes. The handful of actors who have both performed as both Holmes and Watson. The possibility of a film about Sherlock Holmes that is about 9/11 and not being transgender.

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Magpie · March 2, 2026

I think the Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes might be about 9/11

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Sam Handwich · February 26, 2026

Hays code ASMR Mid-Atlantic accent JOI dot wav.

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The Knife Girl, now legally April Selene Holloway · February 26, 2026

you'd think with how into Sherlock Holmes, Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys I was as a kid I would have picked up on the clues about myself earlier. Apparently I'm not alone on that though. Great first episode, looking forward to so much more

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Oleympia · February 26, 2026

any chance u guys might eventually do some weeby detective games? like pheonix wright obvs but mostly i really want to hear alice say the word "danganronpa" :pppp

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-Kris- · February 25, 2026

Disco Elysium means you're open to some media other than film, in which case I would LOVE to hear you talk about any Discworld book with Samuel Comes (i know he's more of an exploration into the hypothetical "good cop", but he does a lot of detective work)

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-Kris- · February 25, 2026

Sherlock's bad trip across the Holmesiverse is killing me

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-Kris- · February 25, 2026

"rifle down one trouser leg, pointed directly at his face so he can kill himself at a moment's notice" audio drop from Heat about being ready to rock and roll at the drop of a hat, but for suicide

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-Kris- · February 25, 2026

With my dying seconds, flipping down all but one of the picture flaps on my game of Guess Who?(tm) to identify my murderer

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-Kris- · February 25, 2026

"Spring Break!" Really got me

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-Kris- · February 25, 2026

30:32 Mia accidentally revealing she's from the timeline where the Pentagon was hit by two planes, while a third grazed the base of one of the towers

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Jennifer Houghton · February 25, 2026

So this is the new project 🙂

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Sarah Raven · February 25, 2026

God, I think you're on to something with this. As a teenage egg, I wore The Hat and I read an endless stream of Poirot mysteries. I think there's still a bit of Philip Marlowe in my gender even now. Can't wait to see where you go with this show.

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Alexander Baez Ubeira · February 25, 2026

At the drop of a (tweed) hat (into a crime scene) they're ready to rock and roll (shoot yourself on the face with the rifle secreted in your trouser leg)

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Oleympia · February 25, 2026

:D

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Alexander Baez Ubeira · February 25, 2026

*wearing half a dozen tweed caps simultaneously* "Hey now!"