I ❤️ A Teenage Zombie (Archived 7-Oct-2026)
My beautiful decadent Members.
It’s alive… and dripping.
I Love A Teenage Zombie is now live in the Vault for you — 12 minutes of pure 1950s fever dream.
This week, we’ve got:
A hot, brooding zombie boy with great shoes who just wants to be loved
Football rival tension that gets… messy
Every Zombie trope I could think of without ever going trope myself
The most unhinged movie cinema men's room scene I’ve ever made
Tow leading men that definitely need to visit a doctor.
That nuclear reactor glow doing things to people
This one was made specifically because so many of you have been asking for it. I went all-in on the humor, the retro aesthetic, the sound design, and yes… the very specific kind of sticky chaos you love. AI gave me hell trying to get the physics right, but we got there over thousands and thousands of prompts and prompt failures. This film is truly a zombie made up of many parts of the exact visuals AI is not willing to do. (Maybe I am just picky.)
Remember, I could have just gone and started with a pre-existing clip and 'made it move' but that is not the kind of artist I am. If I cannot get it to look right using words, I do not use or reference it. This is all 100% text-made video. No boutique apps, no quick cheats that make 12 second clips at the click of a button.
Grab some popcorn (and maybe a towel), dim the lights, and enjoy. This is one of the most requested vibes I’ve ever delivered.
Let me know in the comments which scene made you hit replay first. I already know which one it’s gonna be for many of you 😉
Thank you for making this kind of unhinged creativity possible.
Now go get messy. Watch it by clicking HERE.
Comments (8)
I had to laugh! This is very "messy" indeed!
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🤣 Wow that was so much fun! 🔥 I've never seen another artist create a video like that one. 💦 I wished the story could've kept going, so I hope in time you can create a sequel. Some of those other pumped-up jock characters are just waiting to get in on the action? 💪
That is what I have been trying to explain. We have a few things that are uniquely moderated globally, or I have not discovered the words for, and it simply is impossible to create, unless you text the hell out of the content. Once I figured it out, (in this and in next weeks NEW HIRE), then you are able to create things like 'MEN OF ACTION'.
Man, this was hot and campy. The zombie and his lover were good to watch; you made golden showers look like fun, yellow and green; the football player was annoying, which I am sure you meant him to be. I'd like to see more of the two lovers. The humor was good. Thanks, this was a big surprise.
Thank you. Yes, I developed some unplanned characters that I never meant to take anywhere, so it is a mashup of scenes I was working on for some time. This 50s vibe was the best I knew how.
I understand better the upper tier thing. Very funny, surprising and unsuspected. Not the drowning expected in the first place but why restrain ourselves... Your zombie is very lovely even he could be confused with a vampire in a dark alley. Indeed you've open the door to many, many sequels. They definitely need to go (together) see a doctor and finish some of their business. I'm also very worried about the guy in the movie's movie and an update would be much appreciated. And finally, a release of the football team tension should be rewarding. Interesting subjects : welcoming strangers which seems to be something from the past in our world and caring for our environnement which was (obviously now with your video) not a new subject.
This is campy alright but cute and sexy and deliciously zombie..I like it and love the song to go with and I have a possibility that I love a teenage Zombie have a sequel...Markos, love the movie and definitely your zany and sensual video 🥰🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍💀
