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November 22, 2025

A Million Impaled Heretics: Vlad and the Monsters of Trench Crusade

Did Vlad the Impaler really stake one million heretics in 1573? What is Baba Yaga's hut doing on the front lines of Novgorod? In this episode, we explore the myths and folklore of Trench Crusade, from the Vampire Hussars of the Order of the Dragon to the skinless werewolves of the Path of the Beast.

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Dub Cee · June 18, 2026

10,000 feet is basically a quarter mile/400 meter track with eight lanes full of impaled people, with no space in between, all the way around the track. Each full lane is .25 miles, so eight full lanes would be about two total miles.

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Dub Cee · June 18, 2026

I don't think the width of the impalement zone was full of bodies but maybe that adds much more

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Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice · December 15, 2025

If you math it out into easy to comprehend chunks, it's just about 31 and a half American Football fields of impaled guys

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asta · November 25, 2025

baba yaga is not that confusing in john wick - in slavic folklore it's literally "the boogeyman", her gender doesnt matter, she's a force of fear used to scared children (even not so long ago like younger than dk)

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Zachary Goins · November 23, 2025

Oh God that were hog bit nearly killed me with laugher

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Goosette · November 22, 2025

she sacred on my dragon til i impale a million heretics