10 movies I would make if I had the budget (movie pitch compilation)
Timestamps
00:00 - White Panther
03:54 - Time To Die
10:44 - Blade
13:57 - Attack on Lesbos Prime
19:24 - Terminator Degenyration
32:20 - Back to the Future
34:42 - Capeshit Break
44:16 - Edge of Groundhog
51:40 - American Future Y
1:01:24 - A Day in The Life
Comments (9)
Mate I would watch all of these pitches!! Absolute cinematic gold!! I love what you did with dip John Conners bones in pigshit - sort of like when the dog pissed on Freddie Kruger's grave haha
hey despot! i stumbled across your channel recently and was wondering if you do film review requests. i hope it wouldnt be too entitled to ask for a review of Stalker (1979). Its free to watch on youtube if thats worth anything
I’m going to make a claim. The Terminator theme is the greatest theme song of all time. I love quite a few themes, but that one gives you that Fuck Yeah (coincidence?) feel while also carrying some emotion. Side Note: Famke Janssen is SUCH a smoke show in Goldeneye.
Damn you make me wish I had a spare 10 mill despot. Can't you just levy taxes on the plebians of Antrim and make all ten? 🤞🤞
until recently I thought xenia was sucking the life out of bond with her pussy like some supernatural ability. she had really strong thighs? thats so lame
Can't it be both?
Capeshit Break is fucking fantastic. Your original video was great!
Well I would watch all of those. May I propose a sequel to my favourite though: "Groundhog: The edging"
With all due respect sir, I think you're missing a special ingredient with White Panther, and that ingredient is that it should be called Black Panther (2026). You see, Black Panther has an established audience for us to take advantage of... Once they've bought their ticket there's really fuck all they can do when they realise we've utterly raped the source material and shown the fans nothing but contempt and disrespect. Just my feedback, learned from the excellent Velma school of marketing.