Hard Launch Podcast Ep #43 Why Dan punched me in the face (PLUS BONUS YAP)

i'm bingeing these and phil has most definitely made dan get the ball from richard multiple weeks in a row

Podcast episodes 35-38 and 42 (and if there's new ones after 43, then all of those) are missing from the "podcast collection" list. (I'm new on Patreon so I have no idea how to find these missing episodes since they are not on the collection list, and I only have this membership for one month so I'm trying to speedrun and binge watch all this extra content like the extra yaps in podcast episodes.) So just FYI if you want to add them to the list! 🤞😇🩷

playfully throwing something and it being a bit too dangerous is such a relatable experience

Yall are on crack in this episode

Can we talk about the DIABOLICAL spelling of Colorado

Thank you for the nerd James Bond conversation, needed to talk to someone about this

I’m late here but need to point out the Ian Fleming erasure. 🤓 Bond novels came first.

I am not sure where Phil went where people from the US are not wearing shorts because I see them everywhere in casual settings.

I would marry strawberry cause it goes perfectly with the chocolate sando, fuck choco cause double choco feels naughty, and kill vanilla cause the flavor is already embedded into my brain. Lol

As someone who played Pinocchio in Shrek the musical, Phil would 100% do him justice. I just know he’ll squeak splendidly during Story of my Life

dan would be a great lord farquad

phil calling Dan cute and Dan just roasting Phil is so funny

The gasping when Dan threw that at Phil 😭

Phil fighting a cop with a gun iktr king

I'm a bit behind on episodes and only watching now but I actually really needed this now more than any other time, thank you for being so entertaining and comforting 💓

Dan would love a song called Saucin

everytime british people complain about their moist summers, they've clearly never been to the US east coast in the summer

Growing up is admitting vanilla is peak

“freedom units” might be my favourite thing

"I think that black and grey for your entire wardrobe is just a bit like, come on" the goths and metalheads and quaking

Bruv that's a literal pint of Redbull. No.

The gasps from the team when Dan threw the ball at Phil's face LMAO

I will give you guys the best Kpop Recommendations! I also can teach you tons of choreo

mango chutney - this coffee shop/cafe in my town has a salad with curry chicken, mango chutney, coconut rice, etc, etc that SMACKS

I think this is the perfect podcast to be sponsored by Alani Nu - since Red Bull doesn’t want to be a phonsor

I like the full circle vengaboys pod

Dan is so right with the monster v big red bull thing though, I got given a big red bull and it's still sitting in my fridge out of shame

Dan fucks vanilla? A tragedy.

How do people listen to this bs on spotify they’re always doing such weird shit and describing it terribly

“I will describe it better.” “You weren’t there!” 😂

I’m so glad i decided to pay for this 🖤 worth every single f*cken penny.

The big red bull really puts into perspective how big dnp are

I saw the Free! anime finale movie in 4DX (my first and only experience with the format outside of Disney rides).

i think storm chloe is a life is strange reference and you can't convince me otherwise

"Make me flood" I NEARLY CHOKED-😭

The collective gasp as Dan threw a ball at Phil’s head. 😂 Bro took that like a champ, I would’ve been throwing it back

Love that was expecting the beat of the week to be taemins new album and got hit with that monstrosity

25:24 I really hope that Andy from Massachusetts adds “Great in the sack! —Dan Howell” to his resume. ❤️

The gasps when dan threw the ball at phil😭😭😭

it’s been a year and i still haven’t seen my name in the end credits🥀 but ONE DAY i will scream with excitement (there’s so many of us lol)

phil is looking extra sexy on this hard day

i'm sorry but the absolutely lethal combo of "queening out" followed by "seismic pre-cum" took me the fuck out, top five funniest things phil has ever said

Everyone hates vanilla bc most vanilla ice cream is cheap synthetic vanilla. GOOD vanilla BEAN ice cream is an elite flavor

for a second i thought dan would talk about taemins album... anyway a win is a win for the kpop x phan

I just want to say that it makes me genuinely happy that you feel more comfortable in just being your true selfs.

No one on this Disney cruise knows I’m listening to the Hard Launch phodcast on the pool deck. Stay hard ya’ll 👾

When my name is storm so im just named after EVERY storm!!!!

Dan dropping AO3 casually and not just saying fanfiction made me gasp out loud. Drop the username Dan 👀👀

if she got cast as james bond i would actually give the james bond label a chance for the first time lol

i cant lie u make the double size redbull look completely normal i wish i cld show u how tht shit looks in my hands. weird asf perspective. its like being held up to see on top of the fridge.

I had been begging for Veronica on the pod since it started, and i’ll just say…. she was BETTER than expected, she’s an absolute queen, please bring her back!! Also I think she’d definitely be friends with my grandma haha their senses of humor are so similar!!

Refuse to believe it’s been a year of “there’s a man in the room” just like i refuse that it’s been like 15 years of me watching dan and phil…. like it’s utterly irrefutable but still…. Edit to add IM 30 so that’s HALF MY LIFE these twinks have stolen from me…. lmao jk i’ll love yall til my dying breath

Also Dan I’m begging let Phil finish his stories 😭

I’m gonna be honest it’s kind of tiring that Dan seems incapable of giving Phil a genuine compliment.

Great video to eat an entire baguette to

i love the james bond conversation i love when the cinephilia comes out

Cannot relate to the bath thing. I live for Lobster Time 🦞🦞🦞

I got into Date Everything last month partly bc of watching the DnP games video series on it and when the air conditioning Richard topic came up I had an embarrassing neuron activation moment like how I assume it is for others when DnP talk about actual celebrities they like. Because of the silly video game ventilation system. 😔

SOMEONE SAVE PHIL DAN IS GETTING PHYSICAL 😭

Denis Villeneuve IS NOT FRENCH, HE'S CANADIAN!!!!! (Important. To Canadians.)

Dan’s were NOT compliments 😭

Thanks lads this was silly

did we ever find out what the ribena restaurant in boulder colorado is? i wanna go

Richard’s sequins are really befitting her sack style and his vibe

oooo y'all should go on the two girls one ghost pod !!

I was wondering, my Patreon account isn't connecting to their website. what can I do?

The phroducers witnessed a domestic AND workplace incident

Not sure I’d be able to cope with Phils thoughts on a double red bull lmao

maybe red bull will sponsor the “dan fights a cheetah” episode❤️

After this beat of the week we now need them to listen to JJAM by Straykids

i’m sorry dan you don’t think you could dig a grave but you do think you could defeat a cheeta

I had to go subscribe again to the phatreon so I could confirm that the tune of the week is indeed the song that I thougth it was and I am so hyped hahah

The misspelling of Colorado is fantastic

HE LOOKS LIKE BONNIE BLUE

Not me watching this on my iPad in a slightly too warm bath rn 😭

Kpop beat of the week should have been Bad by ateez and not that ai slopfest 😔

If we are bringing Kpop into the mix I feel like dan would sooooooo vibe with the new V8 album!!! Especially knowing his love for fka twigs

Saw you guys last night in Denver, and you inspired me to come out as nonbinary to my parents this morning. Via email. ❤️

hanna waddingham james bond what i would give to have this come true

Wait till the boys find the 20 ounce Red Bulls here in the US lol

If you want to see Hannah Waddingham being an assassin I can highly recommend Ride or Die on Prime

incredible fastest podcast concept. may i suggest the camera and producers are in another truck, desperately trying to keep up with you.

I work in London and I have bright pink hair, purple short dungarees and my trainers are multicoloured dogs!

THE WAY I GASPED AND SCREAMED, “PHIL LESTER!”, when he brought up Hannah Waddingham as James Bond! That would be perfection! 🤩

Someone needs to tell them about the spy series that came out a while ago with Hannah Waddingham & Octavia Spencer 😂

THERE’S A POP BASE IN THE ROOM! 🗣️

My fan has a section in the middle to put essential oils

eden’s hard launch was so earnest and wholesome it made me tear up a little aww

dan: one week and 21 days do you mean... 4 weeks????

Loving the woman tops & yuri of bond takes

Singapore mentioned! And remember kids - shine bright like a plastic bag ✨️

Red Bull will sponsor Ludwig but not you pfffftttt

Dan have you seen that schtupid essay?

Omg Nexz is soooooo slay, highly recommend every single one of their songs they serve

dan’s face the moment hannah waddingham mentioned… same dude same

things I would do for a toxic age gap british bond yuri... you guys can't even begin to comprehend

BTW, Denis Villeneuve is not French, he's Canadian and as a Quebecois, like him, please do not call us French.

"i can fight a wolf" son, "i could fight a leopard" nonbinary child or "i could kill a cheetah" daughter??

The shocked gasp when Dan threw Richard’s ball at Phil’s dome. 😳

14:34 aww Danny pulling out that ywgttn knowledge

The scent in the air conditioning is a thing they do it in hotels in Vegas !!!!

dan should check out JUST B !!

just going to ignore the fact that Dan absolutely beaned Phil in the head with that Richard ball?

I’m a sweaty American gal and I also want to know what’s w ppl not wearing shorts in the US. I just want to be comfortable and I feel obscene in shorts bc ppl are wearing jeans in late summer. It feels weirdly puritanical to me. It’s called maintaining homeostasis and not being drenched in sweat.

This is how I find out I'm getting a storm named after me🥹

I work at an optometrist and we do the dry eye stuff too! We just numb the eyelids and our dr squeezes them lightly- We call them lid expressions but getting your eyes milked is…one way to put it…lmaooo

pls dont fight a wolf theyre a keystone species and very cool 🐺

Loved the beat of the week!

God these are getting so hectic lol

This is like the third time I’ve seen YouTubers getting rejected by red bull 💀

Does anyone know how I get in touch about my patreon founder card? I never received it unfortunately

i am currently getting treatments done for my dry eyes!!!! hope the lipiflow helps phil!!!

Get real chairs! You look so uncomfortable =/

I didn't realize so many shows had to be cancelled. Was Seattle the first one? It would definitely explain some of the comments they made at the beginning of the Seattle show. I feel so lucky to have been there and so bad for everyone that had tickets to cancelled shows :(

Dan ideating on toxic age gap James bond yuri starring Hannah waddingham and Ana de armas is true lesbian allyship

"This was the straightest conversation we had" homeboy was motherquaking not even 2 minutes before

a "dream" and not a nightmare of being attacked by wolves??? dan howell I know what you are

unfortunately I cannot unsee bonnie blue as yassified Phil

Can you give traveling Richard his eyes back?

Heterosexual ally watching these dads for over a decade now ✋🥲

you mean to tell me that someone out there could have the name "Alfredo Broccoli"

I love getting the fun surprise that it keeps going after u say bye every week🤩 (had it since last December but lowkey have dementia)

Oh how I love Richard😍

Good Mythical Morning gave you guys cred for your impossible quiz video and how you guys completed the quiz so fast… Red Bull, does that count?

There’s a wolf in the room

OMG DIP AND PIP NEXZ MENTIONED MY WORLDS COLLIDE

we breezed past "seismic pre-come" way too fast

The only 4DX I went to was the attack on titan final episodes special and it was actually insane. ODM was like a rollercoaster and Hange’s big scene hit different

Vanilla originates from Mexico

The way they spelled Colorado 😭😂

Did anybody notice when phil said “whos the new james bond” the clip didn’t align and his mouth was shut😭 we’re finally in his inner monologue

there’s a drained oil gland in the room ❤️

"so disturbing how quickly we reached a consensus there" says the man who doesn't realize he just provided one more example in a long list of examples of his established pattern of caving immediately every time phil expresses a differing viewpoint

Yall NEED to watch the spider noir show its the perfect mix of old noir films, serious moments, and hilarious Nicolas cage!!!

No way you also love Denis villeneuve thats legit my fave director 😭❤️

“seismic precum” another original sentence from phil lester

“for 24 minutes” is this an easter egg daniel

dude, going into 6th form WAS peak, getting to outfitmog all of the younger years with my looks. so of course with this newfound freedom i chose to wear black skinny jeans every day for 2 years

I've said it before and I'll say it again, yesterday's poppadoms is wild. My Indian family doesn't even like them more than an hour after we fry them. But for you, Dan and Phil, I'll try it

like an hour ago i was rewatching the 2024 halloween baking video where dnp go off about how vanilla is actually a complex flavor and i was like so true. im going to get a vanilla latte. then i got a vanilla latte and put this on. and here they are 2 years in the future going off about vanilla superiority again. love to see it

20:11 dan questioning his life choices after realizing phil in fact does look a lot like bonnie blue

Hey! Just a quick question if you see it! What is your favorite movie by Denis Villanueve? I LOVED Arrival!

denis villeneuve is canadian not french

Oh my god, HANNAH WADDINGHAM AS JAMES BOND would kill me in the most wonderful of ways. Jesus Christ. 😍

dan u are seen for ur night terrors u will get through this parasomnia

Cracking open a hard Monday with da bois

in light of the beat of the week I feel like Dan would like the kpop group Cravity if he doesn’t already

hey dads I mean they guardians

in elementary school a lowkey autistic pilled (swag) (also I am) girl in my years’ motto was don’t let anyone dull your sparkle and she was so right for that

Wait my husband works in HVAC I should ask him when he gets home if it's possible to put a smell diffuser in an aircon

Say it louder Phil!! 👏 Cinemas are too cold!! 🗣

entirely unrelated but I’ve been binging dan’s roast yourself challenge and why does it still go so hard… dan if u do it at the dc show I’ll go bar for bar

“A levels” the way I know what that is… my tumblr brit obsession from 2016 finally serving some purpose

omg congrats to shrek love that for u

the modern AC was invented for movie theaters! it was how they’d get people to come into the movies during the summer. before that it was really only used in printing plants

Absolutely hate the idea of scents in vents it would make the world so inaccessible to me as someone with a severe fragrance allergy, and because scents linger it would continue to be inaccessible after it was turned off. Sorry to be that guy I’m just suffering as a result of a fragrance exposure rn and I’m feeling annoyed about how common fragrance is

Dan threw that ball so aggressively at Phils face and didn’t even apologise

Mango chutney isn’t necessarily a preserve. It depends on how it is made. We have multiple ways of preparing a mango “dip” that could be labelled as chutney in the UK but it may not necessarily be a chutney. A chutney is essentially to blend raw or cooked fruits/ vegetables with spiced together into a chunky-fine paste.

there’s a popbase in the room

Seismic pre cum is one of the funniest things Phil has ever said

Vanilla is a black seed from an ORCHID it's goth af. ❤️

Heads up it’s so hot in Texas I think I’m going to melt.

the way they were both YELLING at us about vanilla

the GASP when the ball was thrown

"Seismic precum" son or "mother earth having a squirt" daughter

you guys would love trinidadian curry 🇹🇹🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

okay ive got it. i paused and really had to come up with an answer. because if you cant answer whimsical questions like 'fmk neapolition' seriously then what are we even doing - okay, firstly, 'vanilla' being used for like, basic and boring is such bullshit. vanilla as a flavour AND as an ice cream is DELCIOUS. - strawberry for some reason is giving me like, not *from* the 80s but from *now* and *set* in the 80s, like areobics class neon pink neon green. and im not AGAINST it but im not really into it either. im gonna have to kill strawberry. - im gonna go with fuck chocolate. it's rich, it's decadent, it makes you feel special. - and marry vanilla. it's popular and well liked, and that's a good repuation to have. and people who "dont like vanilla" just dont GET her. it's not that vanilla is unlikeable, it's that they are wrong. and also it's very sweet, and don't you want to be married to someone so sweet.

"make me flood" made me feel like that "wtf" face meme

Unhigned as ever, thanks guys ❤️

"You know what I am looking forward to not being sat on" ok flawless transition 38:08

My favorite pickle sluts Dip and Pip.💚

when i heard beat of the week was kpop lowkey thought it was gonna be new kiiikiii but i actually haven’t heard of saucin now i gotta check it out

So since red bull declined, Monster Sponsor when?

25:49 shrek the musical is peak i was the pied piper’s piccolo (in the pit orchestra) 8 years ago (PS apologies for the 4 deleted comments my computers keyboard is def broken haha moved to my phone)

The state of Michigan has an ice cream flavor called Blue Moon which is essentially bright blue vanilla ice cream (although some people say it tastes like amaretto)

denis villeneuve is not french he’s québecois 🤓

avengers doomsday will be my first 4DX movie, i will report back

I grew up in a swamp and I can say that you do NOT want your home to smell like one 😭

i had the same fuck marry kill for Neapolitan flavours as Phil did, we're twins fr

really never expected to see nexz on the phod, means a lot to gay kpop stan phannies like myself

The eye surgery sounds absolutely disturbing…

as a phresh brand new NEX2Y of a few months but a long term Phannie hearing the Venga Boys line and then seeing the Saucin' album cover before Hyui appeared doing his insane rap on top of Seita and Haru and just all the boys in the same frame as d&p actually SENT ME I will be internally screaming + processing this insane intersection of my interests for the rest of the week ty dip and pip for having such incredible taste

Getting hard while waiting for the Denver show tonight 💅

At around 6 years old I was obsessed with James Bond, and especially the 2 time villain Jaws.

“I love your (long) shoelaces” please tell me someone gets this reference and I’m not just old 😭

We moved on from seismic precum too quickly

unexpected stockport mention on da male podcast 🫪

Saucin’ is a banger. I’d recommend one of their other songs: ‘mmchk’ honestly

I'm sorry ... Red Bull only does extreme sports people??? Nuh uh. They're liars. When I went to QMUL not only was Red Bull handed out at the welcome fair week for free, not only did they have a truck, but Redbull had like little things throughout the year, from my recollection. Like ... what ... lol I found it so wild. Because I remember my friend drinking like three or four because they were free!!! Clearly, they also have some type of partnership with universities

hannah waddingham is an insanely good suggestion

A hard launch on my birthday. We love this

I may actually be usuing Aeropickles as a daily work out! Catchy and exercisy

y'all just made me google denis villeneuve, which made me realise he directed the movie adaptation of one of my favorite books (it's a play actually but i've only read and acted it) ever, incendies by wajdi mouawad (i've seen the film too, and it was amazing)

Phil Lester reminding me on a random Monday that I'm not posh because I'm from Stockport 🤣🙌

Love you bitches so fkn much

I really get Dan, I too had a motherquake foreshock the moment Phil mentioned Hannah Waddingham as James Bond

ty to the phadmins for the appropriate vocal reaction to phil being assaulted by his boyfriend. dan your adhd is not an excuse to throw things at people!!!

dan i cherish you….but pls give phil a chance to finish his thoughts 😭

Please attach Richards boob eyes to the bag i feel like its neccesary

congrats/condolences on the milking. the way eyelids are so much more stretchy than you would ever think! source: me who has also had a weird eyelid procedure/op 🤝

last hard launch before I meet yall 🤠

I was not expecting Xenia Onatopp discourse on my male podcast today. she is canonically bi but I see it!

Ever since I sent in a hard launch I have felt an overwhelming fear wondering if this is the ep I will be in it

29:50 what did dan mouth here?

"amazing at doing something dangerous" red bull are not familiar with amazing "eats super glue" phil's game apparently 🙄

My flat for my PG this past year was 30-32 degrees during that heat wave in May.... London heat is no joke but I'd still wish it on my worse enemy

nexz mentioned 🔥🔥🔥🔥

hannah waddingham as james bond oh my actual god i would die of gay panic

The compliments bit was so fun

okay but have dan and phil watched Ride or Die which is basically Hannah Waddingham James Bond because if not... please watch it it's incredible

Justice for spaghetti by le sserafim on the phodcast

That redbull being such a normal size to me, an American lol

Saucin’ is an amazing song!! Absolutely worth the rec!!

i like ur curly hair its cute ok

gillian anderson did a camp miasma press interview where she answered the “what’s a rumor you’ve heard about yourself that you wish was true” with “that i’m the next james bond”

I don’t like jam but I love mango chutney

Dan please stop hitting Phil 😭

Phil having to wait ten minutes for Dan to finish his perfect bath temperature rant to finish his eye milking anecdote.... this is what I pay for

MORE MOUSE BITES

Is that not a normal RedBull can?? 😅 Am I too American for this?

Sadly Barbara Broccoli sold the Bond franchise to Daddy Bezos so the next Bond film is going to be some AI slop about Bond defending a mega-corp from crazed environmentalists.

I saw the Portland show! Thanks for all the laughs! We had a great time! Love you guys 💗

Omg my country mentioned!Hungary🇭🇺❤️ Btw they organize the contest annually.

Phil saying dans curls are cute

Ball bag? Do you mean the Phrotum?

personal jumpscare of me being in the supporters end screen

Mango chutney is savoury jam

Okay but water sponserships aside you guys should collect tap water in the cities you visit on tour and do a taste test

they make mondays easier to manage

Feeling very validated by Saucin' being beat of the week because it has also become a guilty pleasure for me. Can't help that it's got a good vibe to it

Can Phil express an opinion

Colerado

phil communicating telepathically about james bond is wild

phil not being ready to say bye LMAOOOO

as someone called Storm i could just say they're all named after me

Me, a Hungarian, listening to Dan and Phil mispronouncing Laszlo Kiss was not on my bingo card. (We are not fun here in hungary, its not kiss, you pronounce it like fish with a k - kish. I know, boring)

as someone who only drinks XL redbull i’m offended

stockport? dan and phil stop stalking me pls

YES! NEXZ MENTIONED

“make me flood” had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

Hungary mentioned but at what cost, we are an interesting country what can i say💀💀

watching this at work✌️

“we say 4DX too much do you agree?” 100%

phantastic fic prompts this ep: eye milking, keraunophilia, and grave digging

"whats the thing before an earthquake" son or "whats the thinnest layer of the earth called" daughter

my NEX2Y heart is sobbing, I can't stop listening to Saucin' since it dropped, bless you.

SAUCIN BY NEXT MENTIONED DAN ILYSMMM

My sister's friend's dad's job is teaching people to dig graves

every day phil creates sentences that have never been spoken before <3 his beautiful mind <3

The compliments were sending me

“what’s the thing that comes before an earth quake?” “queening out” this is why you’re not one of those weather experts phil

you have got to start doing the entire podcast like the patreon extras. they're too good. make less sense please

"when this episode is RECORDED, we have already done shows" Phil. When the episode AIRS

we need more kpop on beat of the week. stream blingy by nct 127

hannah waddingham as 007 oh this is the hardest monday we’ve had yet

The way tap water isnt even free in america…

"dan with quiff cant hurt you" dan with quiff:

the gasp from the girls when dan threw the ball at phil 😭💀💀

Guys I'm being 100% honest when I say that once when i was 11 or 12 my mom woke me up and I was also mid dream and confused and I punched her in the face. She thought it was just cause i was pissed she was waking me and she got so mad lmao Shoutout my mom she forgave me when i told her it was a dream <3 zero shade on my queen

don’t worry dan i had a dream the other week, that you and phil’s hard launch set was inside the tardis and you were going around kidnapping phannies 😭💀

i’m the first in my bloodline to watch someone have a motherquake foreshock and queen out

Okay but James bond, specifically the Craig era, has a big following for 00Q (James bond/Quartermaster), there are fanfics and everything, even though they get like 5 min of screen time together

As a person with a phobia with things near their eyes I have NEVER had to skip any part of the hard launch podcast till Phil started talking about his eye procedure😂😂

Not the seismic precum 😭😭😭

You know there’s an editing mistake on 29:47 right…

As a Spanish phanie please tell me you will be watching La Bola Negra Sky daddies

wait richard ball sack reveal

Dan please listen to nmixx

anyone else feel like the podcasts get shorter and shorter each week 😭😭

i’m begging them to fix the heigh on Dan’s mic when they get back so he can stop pulling it close or leaning forward. it looks so uncomfy

I don't really care about James Bond either

I miss you guys are seeing the show and this is exactly what I needed ❤️

29:47 ... pretending i didnt see that ❤️

Excited for the ruffplay.

Speaking of Taylor Lautner uhm are we getting some more twilight movies in the philm club 👀

As an American that is a normal redbull 😅

Crazy description as always guys 🫶

Patreon notification: “Phil is extra moist…” Yup this tracks 😂

The NextZ song fully sampled vengaboys actually!

You had another curry after the laptop incident? Brave

YES AEROPICKLES

mango chutney is NOT jam

Week 43 of waiting for my name in the patreon credits :/ (The Portland show was SO MUCH FUN. Shout out to everyone I traded photo cards with)

This posted literally seconds before my flight took off and I was able to download it before I lost signal. Saved the day tbh

Throwback to that time my sister suffocated me while we were asleep on vacation. I pried her hand off of me like a face hugger.

saucin soty 😔🙏

Dan almost showing nipple on the phatreon

almost a year of there being a man in the room is wild. time really flies when you're hard.

Sorry about the face punch, I sicced my wolves on Dan’s psyche

This will be used as evidence in the phivorce I fear

It’s boypussy Monday!!!

I’m sorry but Phil is such a millennial. #Gramps

Gotta love opening my phone to some phabuse. 🤣

As a red bull gendered Phannie I would drink even more if they sponsored Dip and Pip 👀

I was rephreshing so HARD

"One time dan punched me in the face. It was awesome." -phil

this is the second time dan has hit phil in the face since starting the phodcast btw 😭

i'm hard

It is so obvious where Dan gets his humor and intelligence after Veronica was on the Pod

SO READY TO HEAR THE BEATS

Thanks for reviving me after a never ending day dads! 🖤💙

the meme dan sent into the tour gc genuinely kills me

DAN PLS DROP UR CHAMPIOMS TEAM SHEET I NEED TO KNOW WHAT STRATS YOURE RUNNING PLSSSSSSSSSS

phabuse💔💔

Just 5 more Hard Mondays until I see you guys in Mexico City!!!

time to drain richard again

Yayyy

dans outfit is also reflecting attacked by a wolf

I don't personally think Phil looks like Bonnie Blue but, after listening to the audio only version, I showed my mum their pictures and she said they could pass as siblings

Love me a hard Monday

I mostly drink monster but I would switch to Red Bull if Dan and Phil told me to. Red Bull, you're missing out