very important phnewsletter 💜

I Am so Excited to Come see you in 2027 here aina Finland’s capital helsinki!

okay this is really late but bc you’re gonna be in nj can you PLEASE try mallomars and make a tiktok of your reaction? it’s literally a fall only snack that you can get in a regular supermarket

my mum thinks phil looks like nick rhoads from duran duran

Im so out of the loop cause life has been life-ing, but does anyone know the email to contact Dan & Phil at, cause i still haven’t gotten my phounding member card and im so sad (and ik i put my details in correct too)

Who the fuck is Phil and Dan? 🫪

Phathers where is my membership card ☹️

I bought your guys book! Awesome

I just made a bunch of bracelets for the denver show!!! I'm so excited!!!

I SAW THE TV GLOW PLEASE FOR PHILM CLUB. It's gay, trans and the tv show within the film is based on Buffy the Vampire slayer and it's horror

I still haven't received my membership card, where can I get in contact? Thanks

If you had a curse put on you,what would it be?

What is the best tarot card?

What is your fave cocktail?

who tf is phil and dan

if y'all are taking questions for the livestream: what are your thoughts on Banana Fish? have y'all watched it?

I wonder if they'll have the set in Australia..

Phil and Dan... no, simply, no

Will be getting up at 3am to hopefully play Mario kart!

COME TO PITTSBURGH

YESSS yay more gaming!! <3

Question; does my desire to ban 67 from live chats make me lame? 🤣🤣

Idea for tour videos- I fear both Monster Prom or Life is Strange have been off the dip and pip radar for far too long. Y’all would enjoy those games, like so much.

I’m so intrigued by the VIP guest possibility like lowkey assuming it’s PJ but what if it’s indeed hudson williams or someth lol

all the press you’re being forced to do 😭 from the pham tier I’m happy to listen to yall vent love u

dog and puma

when are we getting the patreon members cards 💔

I don’t know if I’m the only one but I still haven’t received my Pham card yet 😭 I’m worried I didn’t have my address correct but I’m almost positive I did! Please someone respond to tell me I’m not the only one 😔

omg 5am monday melbourne time? set ur alarms melburnians!

cackling at the dol and pain

Will we be getting the podcast still while on tour? The whole time? I hope so ! Gives me so much serotonin every week (as much as piss is mentioned XD)

Everyone is allowed a dream so I wish that their VIP guest is one of the boys from Heated Rivalries 😭.

Everyone freaking out about Phil and Dan like they didn’t just say Dol and Pain 😆

I can’t wait!!! Thanks dads for all the fantastic content 💖💖💖

I read that as Dan and Phil. I had to read the comments to see that they r messing with us

IM SO EXCITED IM GOING TO EXPLODE SILVER STARS AND PURPLE GLITTER HOLY SHIT

who tf is phil and dan

idk who Phil and Dan are but they’re definitely not dating

do mario kart world and mk8d phan prix aswell

Can't wait for the 10ft metal pheal on stage

I still haven’t received my membership card and at this point I don’t think it’s coming 😭

thank you for finally communicating! hope you guys keep it up especially when it comes to the paid content!

WHY AM I SO ENTHUSED BY A NEWSLETTER!!?

praying for a mythical collab during the america tour

“phil and dan” which time traveler booted a rock

Phil and Dan? What's next? Chips and fish? Fork and knife? Needles and pins? Roundabouts and swings?

Dragon city sponsor, maybe

I actually love them like wdym i look forward to mondays for the first time in my whole life

Okay, but is Dhanewsletter coming as well?

I don’t know these people

Phil and Dan is WILD

I love you guys but whyyy do you always have to do your live streams when I'm working 😭😭😭😭😭 being an employed phannie is the greatest struggle

Dan and Phil please play Deltarune okay please and thank you

i love my dads

the people yearn for minecraft (maybe even watch a tutorial first lowkey)

Hoping for cocktail vid tomorrow for my birthday!!

who tf is phil and dan

San Diego Pham! I’m bringing custom made Phan stickers to the show !!

unrelated to any of this but you guys should play Heartthrob again and play as who you'd pick as a third lmao

We love you dol and pain🩷

im sorry who tf is "phil and dan" ......

I’m completely invested in the phagenda I’m so excited for everything you have planned

thanks for the update 👾 but uuh who is this phil and dan?

Absolutely loved everything about this update until I saw “Phil and Dan”… please never do that again. Please. It’s cursed and doesn’t sound right.

AHHHHHHHHH I wont be able to go to the show (lost my job T^T) BUT I'm so excited for the things that are comingggggg

The post: Hey guys we’re doing some cool stuff! The comments: Who the FUCK is Phil and Dan

Ooo little Easter egg, Philly first and then that guy he’s always with, what could it mean? 🤔😛

So much content to come! Super excited and can't wait to see you in November in Sydney!!

Now now lads, Phil and Dan can say their names in whatever order they want 😀

awe i'm so happy and excited for you both <33

Dan and Phil if you’re still playing Hanks 4x3 game I beg you to tap the rainbow word repeatedly once you solve it I promise it’ll be worth it!!

all the best for the tour!! 🥰✨

COCKTAILS 2 AND VIP GUEST AHHH LETS GO

phil and dan

Phil and Dan? I don’t know her

Thanks Phil and Dan

Phil and Dan is evil I cant explain why

best notification to wake up to love you both 💜

This is all so exciting 🥰💃🥳 !

love you thank you always will support you 💖

is the pheal going to be a giant moon for the set

Suddenly I need hard launch merch that includes phiagra sugar pills

thanks for the update! I'm looking forward to everything y'all have in store ☺️💕

phil can u make us some cursed art again soon? i have really rosed colored goggles about the avant garde phart (phil art) that was happening on amazingphil pre 2010 and i want to see u let that creative beastie free again !!!

i can't get soft cos i'm too hard

PHEAL

the warmth and gentle adoration i feel for you guys needs to be studied for parasocial science

THANK YOU GOD

I will always enable the phagenda

i don’t pay a tenner a month for you to say phil and dan. wake me up this is all a bad dream.

Exciting updates!! Also very glad you won’t make us be surprise soft, that’s very kind

Phil and Dan feels like an evil spell

aw i find phil and dan adorable

yay!

can't wait for what's next 🫂🥲 love u guys!!!! dol and pain 4ever 💜

PHIL AND DAN?!?! Noooo wrongggg

busy bees 🐝

YASSS COCKTAILS PART 2 I NEEDED THIS

Phil I listened to the Patreon bonus of the podcast yesterday and I ALSO had my first hard launch dream last night after that…

Are you guys gonna be continuing the phodcast whilst on tour? If so, how?

SUCH A CUTE PHOTO!!

surprise soft

pheal skin 🩷

Much love 💜

"surprise soft" is poetry, they have such a way with words 🥹

I’m really hoping there’s someone for me to show my phamtier card to at the tour that’ll unlock something. I’m soo excited even if not I still can’t wait

Dol and Pain is my new favorite. Never refer to yourselves as anyone else <3 also thank you for ensuring we will never get surprise soft

love u dads <333

I don’t really care for guests on the podcast tbh but Pj would be the only exception for me

Are they gonna do a phoon landing on tour??

i love the phil and dan, theyre interchangeable, i love dan and phil <3

As a scenic carpenter (AUTISM ALERT) I want to hear all about the set. Please please share a photo of the back of the set when it’s assembled, I will geek so hard. For example: Love the paint sample! I’m wondering if the background was scumbled first and then the patches added w a dry brush technique or if it was a scumble and spatter w some softening done later. Or if it had a flat base since all this one top gives it movement and texture without a scumble first I’m not a painter but I love guessing! ^_^

why did the pheal get skinned for the set :((((

so you don't get surprise soft is insane (also SO EXCITED!! yall are feeding us well)

yayyy so excited!! thanks guys hope you’re having fun planning everything and aren’t too stressed 💜

Thanks Dads! 💜🤍🩵💚🩶🖤

I love you guys so much, thanks for all that you’re doing ❤️

LOCO ME VA A DAR ALGO QUE HERMOSA FOTO ESTOY LLORANDO

COCKTAILS 2?! MARIO KART?! WERE FUCKING WINNING

PHILL and DAN? I feel cursed

launch hard with phil and dan

Who the hell is Phil and Dan

DID YOU SKIN THE PHEAL??

phil and dan is what I DONT want

Who dafuq are Phil and Dan?

WHO and WHO? LMAO. Thanks for the giggles. The photo is so cute too. Happy to be your Pham supporter I've been your fan since you started as a duo. I shall see you in Glasgow next year.

hell yeah

feeling like a dog who just heard their favourite words thank you dippy n pippy

I am so excited to see the new stuff! Tickets to the show are literally ten bagillion dollars where I’m at rn so I’m not gonna be able to see it in person 😭😭😭. I am definitely looking forward to watching the recording of it when it comes out though! Also yeah please keep your workloads manageable we will survive without one episode of the Phod 💖💖

Fuck i’ll be performing when the livestream is 💔

I’m so excited!

PHIL AND DAAAAN can yall pls react to / talk about leviticus 🩷🩷🩷🙏🙏🙏🙏

Phil phalready phas the PH, phall Dan phas phis pheing DAN and Phil, phlease phon’t take phis phrom phim!!!! Phe phas so phlittle💔

evil of you guys to have a mario kart live during dashcon 2 weekend but i choose to forgive you

we are so spoiled

love u guys <3

next soft monday i want a leila and emilia special

no tour trailer update.. i wanna know WHAT the HECK im seeing in february

who tf are phil and dan

so pheal moon and golden pig sun got it

"phil and dan" diabolical

i don’t have a switch 2 dammit

thank you for not letting us get surprise soft🙏🏻

I don’t know who phil and dan are but please give the phone back to dan and phil thank you

I used to do scenic painting for a living and my boss referred to this type of texturizing as "adding nuance" to the treatment. Very nuanced set!

COCKTAILS 2 ‼️ OH MY GOD

Who the f are Phil and Dan

love u thank u it’s my bdayyy!!

SO excited for Phan prix!!!!!!!!! I always wanted to join one and now I finally can 💕💕

Do you have to pay on patreon to watch the lives?

Love ya'll! Thanks for the update! I can't wait to see you on tour <3 💜💜🚀🚀

Good timing I been playing Mario Kart Deluxe again so I might as well start practicing for the big day

luv u xoxoxoxoxox

omg phuppeteers??? this is huge for the phuppet making phans (me) 🥹

Phil and Dan 🤢 why??

Travel bonus video idea for Portland: visit Always Here Books, a queer, local, small bookstore. I also recommended they reach out to get some signed books or even have you come visit. They love having queer authors stop by and sign some books for all of us patrons.

Before I saw what was written on the panels, I thought they looked like the moon. Can’t wait to see it in Portland!

I love you

Who?!?! HAHAHAHA

Help I thought it was mold 😭😭

"Very Important Phnewsletter" as a notification gave me such anxiety please be gentle on us

We're getting a guest? And mario cart? I'm so fucking excited!!!

love that it’s signed phil and dan… phil we know you wrote this

wow we going to the moon it seems

I love Puss and Duss

Phuck yeah

No male podcast for a week or two damn we're about to have erectile dysfunction then are we 😭

DOL AND PAIN

phil and dan.... that sounds wrong

❤️

ty for finally making it free silly gooses

who the hell are phil and dan

Phil and Dan, I'm calling the army

puppet act hard on stage??

Who's the VIP special guest for the podcast? Is it Davis?

Thank you for making it available for the phreebies now!

wall made of pheal? phey were just a phucking kid

Y'all are spoiling us!! So excited!

pleaseee watch leviticus!!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

phanfic au where everything is the same except the ship name is dil and theyre known as phil and dan

still no membership card </3

love u guys so much ty

oh god they skinned the pheal

Yay thank u for phreeing this

GUEST PHODCAST EPISODE?!!?

I see Dan found more things to plaster after all

Cocktails 2!? I am VERY hype.

Kings I don’t have a phembership card help

VIP GUEST EPISODE? 👀👀

SPEAKING MY TRUTH: i actually like the phil and dan

Phil and dan .... who dat

but do the old mario kart for switch one for poor ppl like me😩😩😩😩😩

The way they type like they’re just casually updating their buddies makes me feel loved Ty dol and pain

Dol and phol

dol and pain...new name UNLOCKED!! 😹 thank you for letting us know about all these upcoming stuffs! also vip guest 👀 looking forward to that♡

Phil and Dan just sounds wrong in so many ways please never do that again

yeah as someone not able to attend the tour I must say the lack of content has been on my mind. hope u keep up the good work and have fun while doing so! (pls have mercy one phatreons paying a quite high fee for access) 😘

Dol and PAIN dip and pip what else cute names we gettin pham?

phil and dan? this feels like some kind of name betrayal

LOVING the moon / pheal vibe of the background this is perfect

yall are so cute thank you for the phnews

y’all are feeding us GOOD omg

epic

PHAN PRIX RETURN 🙏🙏 ty dads 🫶

good luck with tour prep! hope dol and pain aren't in much pain lol (also don't break any bones please) and please chill out with pod if needed during the tour!!! thanks for the update, i'm so excited for this weekend!!!

can’t wait to green shell phil into oblivion :D

Aaawwwe yeah More cocktail thats was so fun

Love you guys

VIP GUEST EPISODE???

They skinned Pheal and made phem into a wallpaper

also d&p unrelated but as fellow Weird Pizza Enjoyers i’d like u to know there is a place in the Missouri side of kansas city that has a pizza place called Pizza Shuttle that has a CRAB RANGOON PIZZA and you are very much rewarded for being adventurous, it’s BOMB. i’m in FL but my brother took me there in KC and i never stop thinking of ~Her~

Did anyone receive their membership card?

Hi I love youuu

so excited for everything boys!!💜

we eating good WITH appetizers 🤌🏻✨

is the set wearing the pheals phlesh?? or is that the phmoon? unclear

We’re so well cared for! ✨💜✨💜✨💜

yay tour bts!! hard launch to the moon 🚀 🌑

will the phodcast be continuing whilst you’re on tour?? i assume not as you won’t have much time or extra energy. and same with the all the live streams, philm club, etc too??

We are blessed 🙌

thanks dads love u

You guys can say anything starting with a D and a P and it's you. No questions asked

OMG it's the OG internet duo Phil and Dan, haven't heard from them in ages!

we truly appreciate your dedication to keep entertaining us with your funny clever content 🩷 take care, please

requesting heartstopper forever for philm club pls!!!

Protect the dols

phil definitely wrote or at least signed this one

no hard launch jersey city update 💔💔 why do you hate us /j

I knew the Phatreon was the right choice love yall 💜💜💜

phil and dan 💜 cant wait to see the new content and im soooo excited for the tour!!

Tbh I was so happy about all the other stuff that I didn't notice you said "Phil and Dan" until I saw the comments 😊

Phil and Dan????? Who are these people

thanks for the phupdate

THANK YOU PHATHERS FOR KEEPING US UP TO DATE

Don’t overwork,take care of yourselfs.you give us loads of content we get spoilt.love spending my ten pounds on the Patreon worth every penny.so excited to see you guys on tour x

YAY 🫶💕

love you so much, dol and pain 🤍

love u papas 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

so excited for all the fun things incoming💜💜

Dads, you are working so much <3 Im sad about being soft, but im also verry excited for all the new videos and the tour

Yessss cocktails. (If y’all give us the shopping list ahead of time. We could follow along)

Excited for what's coming, boys 🌟 thanks for letting us know in advance we'll have soft Mondays 😔✊🏼

Hey I never received my member card. Who should I contact to check what happened?

You guys are feeding us so constantly i genuinely feel so loved 🥹🥹 you deserve all the best bubs

i’m going to london for 12 days on vacation! wish me luck

Really exited for what's to come!!! Can't wait to see you in Mexico Dol and Pain ajshdhf

phil and dan?? this is a secret throwback to the first DITL and a hint to the fact that this show is going to be exclusively manchester themed

Be safe and have fun!!! 💜

More gaming I could actually shed a tear

we are so proud of you two and we are so excited to support you throughout this tour and beyond!! thank you for always providing amazing content, happiness looks so good on you both!

PHAN PRIX IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026?????? THANK YOU DADS

this is everything i ordered

#yay

omg pheal set

We'll be fine without a HL ep or Two. And can't wait for more tour hints

so unbelievably hype it’s crazy. appreciate the update and news of what to expect!!

Based Metal? Sounds like something Dan would pick for beat of the week

ily guys

can you tell my boss I have Extremely Important Plans on sunday so I can’t come in to work

more twilight please dads

thank you for the food papas

so excited for the tour! also High School Musical for the philm club would be *perfect*, Dan already knows all the songs!

D o l and p a i n 😭

Ok but Dan has a bad history with the Moon, are we sure this is cleared with health and safety?

Phil and dan does not sound right thats ngl so unsettling

VIP guest = hard launch of the sofa?🛋🤞🏻

thank you dingle and pringle

I WILL SUPPORT YOU UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!!!!! PHAGENDA 4 LYF 💜💜💜💜

cocktails part 2 we r so back

pheal i love pheal 🦭🦭

So excited for more gaming content and the cocktail video!!

IM SO PHUCKING EXCITED

i know the space theme of the tour is v much attached to the HL pod aesthetic (what with the rocket in the lil transition graphic and the podcast set in general)…. but i can’t help but also associate it with phil’s interactive space adventure back in 2009 that you both reacted to recently……. in a way too it was one of the AP videos that further inspired dan to reach out to phil in the YT comments and over on twitter… 🥺 which eventually led to this era! 🥹 imma get so emotional if you make any kind of call back to that during the show 😭

Ty for the lowdown lads 🫡

You slaughtered Pheal and put them on the wall?!!

I'm honestly so excited for all of this! Everything is so wonderful and happy and amazing

So excited for phan prix!

VIP episode? Is the pheal finally appearing?

Always appreciate the update dads!

love u so much

Cocktails 2 bro I’m gonna combust

🩷🩷🩷🩷

why do you guys always stream when i'll be working 🫩 i have to keep my job so i can pay my phatreon subscription

Dol and Pain? fine, I know those guys! Phil and Dan? AH!¡ WHO!???

love you guys yay for gay tour

such exciting times, im sooo HYPED

I'm so excited yet terrified for whatever you're about to throw our way like a metaphorical brick to the face. GOOD LUCK PREPARING FOR THE TOUR!! <.3

Merch reveal when……….. 👉🏻👈🏻

Ughhh I'm so excited to see this show live in Nashville TN!!! 🫶🫶🫶

VIP GUEST EPISODE YOU SAY ??

COCKTAILS 2?? GAMING?? VIP GUEST??? MARIO KART PHRX (i just got my switch2 PLEASE DO IT) !!! this newsletter is a minefield omg

Idk who this Phil and Dan you speak of are, are they AU? 😂😂😂

phil and dan? who is that?

Dol and pain 😂

YAAY YIPIII

Incredibly excited to see where this goes!!!

Almost every sentence revealed something exciting, I love it here

COCKTAILS 2 LIFE IS WORTH LIVINGGG

So excited 😆

the pheal countertop ok hell yeah

don and pain WHO??? WDYMMMM A VIP GUEST ON THE POD ‼️‼️‼️

Hi so I’m actually crying I was missing u guys like crazy and it’s only Wednesday…

the picture :')

so traumatised the “very important newsletter” with a heart made me think you were leaving us forever

y'all are so cute also YEEESSSSS cocktails 2 and more gaming!!

dads letting us know abt their future possible absences now bc they know we all have abandonment issues 💙

i love dol and pain

Omfg cocktails two… just in time as I rewatched the first w my fiance last night im so ready

you said phil and dan. that’s actually illegal.

oh my god birthday livestream?? yay!!

Love yall 🥹

Don't worry about missing a week or two. Distance will make the heart grow rock harder 💜

Cocktails 2 is the best news after a long exhausting day at work 😭 This is so exciting omg I freaked out 😭

incredible news thanks guys love u excited for all thats to come (and still a little hopeful you'll eventually get to bring the toir to brasil!)

who is phil and dan??? i don’t know these people

Can people with the first switch join people playing Mario world?:(

I read Phil and Dan three times cause my brain wasn’t comprehending it

twilight filter polaroids

PHAN PRIX !! I CAN JOIN FINALLY

Proud to be the 666th like

is the vip guest an electrician

so excited for the live💗🥳

The spheal edition background......

thank you for posting a newsletter on my birthday now i can schedule my plans around the livestream

mario kart, a guest on the pod, A NEW COCKTAILS VID?? i feel like a very spoiled kid, thanks dad and papa

💜💜💜

"-phil and dan" who??? The hosts of the Soft Withdraw podcast?? Flaccis Fridays??

Please watch all the twilights🙏

who’s phil and dan??????????

God the "very important" title got me panicking for a second. But YES SECOND COCKTAILS VIDEO 🎉

fathers

Very wonderful and very exciting 🙌❤️❤️ thank u dop and prip

i’ll kick some ASS AT MARIO KART

WHO is phil and dan??

Dip and Peep doing a livestream on my bday oh my goobness

i’m so freaking excited

thank you so much double penetration 💖

gracias papás biológicos 🙏 can't wait!!

Proof this was written by AI... dol and pain would never phil and dan

Drunk boys! I am excited about all of this AHH!!!

who the fuck are phil and dan i only know dol and pain

Such cuties

dol and pain

omg cocktails 2, hell yeah. i mean everything in this phnews letter is a hell yeah (aside from the phil and dan). very excited!

Life has been so busy these past few months that I havent had the time to enjoy your content. Thanks for the newsletter so I know what's happening and coming up!

if the special guest isnt veronica

i'm so fucking hard for this tour

LOVE U GUYZ MWAH

Wonderful update - thanks!

I don’t mean to be greedy but PLEASEEEE do spooky week if you can 😭😭😭 it’s my favourite part of Halloween

dan please dress my husband for the tour 🖤🖤🖤🖤

THE MOON OMG

and who the fuck are phil and dan

phil and dan what the fuck

waiting for their names to slowly degrade into vague screeches and hand gestures, welcome back dan vs phil

Moon I need to see this sooner than October 5th ahhh I can’t wait oh my god I’m gonna lose my shit I’m so excited guyssss ughhhh I can’t wait for the second drinking video

Trojan horse but make it metal and Pheal shaped ?

omg the set is on the moon?

so homophobic of my bf to schedule me on the day of the mario kart live 💔💔💔 have fun!!! I’ll be watching secretly during my shift hehehe

I love the cocktail video! I'm so excited for the sequel! 🍻

thank you pana and dol (500mg) for this lovely phnewsletter. You brighten my Wednesday morning at my fake gay job

what an update while i’m sweating my tits off 😂💀

needed this. work is so cooked

"phil and dan" WHO???

Who is Phil and Dan I only know Dan and Phil??? Hacked?????

Oh we're getting fed!! Thank you dads!!

OH MY PHAMILYYY 💕💕💕 SOOOO EXCITED

super excited for all the upcoming content!!! <33

the physical pain i just felt in my ass from reading phil and dan…

i bet the sofa is so excited to be inflated

VIP GUEST EPISODE?

thank you phil and dan

„phil and dan“ evil dan and phil

love you

nooo sundays are my busiest days 💔💔 and mario kart too 😞😞

phil… and dan…????????

big love to you dads, can’t wait for all the new content! We are all super excited and proud of you both in this new era x

Pretending I'm an astronaut on mission reading important phnews

dol and pain fanfic is going to be sinister

dol and pain 💞

phil and dan and dol and pain... those are two i've never heard before

"Dol and pain" Understandable,keep going. "Phil and Dan" HOW DARE YOU

COCKTAIL 2 FUCK YES

thanks phil and dan

yay!! this might be a silly question but will u guys be playing mario kart 8 or mario kart world??

How much debt is this stage gonna out you in, then

oh my god they skinned the pheal for their tour set

Thanks, Pill and Don! I always appreciate news of what Dib and Phildred are up to. Idk about everything else but I'm really looking forward to seeing this Pinn and D'oh show get on the road!!

🎃

Pls never say Phil and Dan again, it was so jarring, I’m traumatised.

surprise soft

Pheal background 😭

idk if phan prix is even able to be in knockout tournament mode but the clusterfuck carnage would be impeccable 👌

living for the twilight polaroid

EXCITING. also maybe mario kart on phone? a girl can dream

Who’s the special guest on the podcast? I hope it’s Louise 👀

WHOM?

thank you pipple and dipple

phil and dan…. right right i know who wrote this update

Did they just write “Phil and Dan”?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

dads you work so hard to keep us fed! we love and appreciate you so much! 💜

I hope the vip guest is Phil's secret wife

can u do a black sock giveaway

Can’t wait for PHAN PRIX !!!

Yippee :3

dan and phil are my cool father figure bffs phil and dan are the uncles i avoid at family gatherings

i love you dill and pickle

Pheal moon confirmed ?

Ohh my Sunday’s gonna be top tier. Dan and Phil and Noah Kahan.

you got your names the wrong way around btw

love yall so proud of yall cant wait for cocktails 2 xx

is phil okay why is he called pain at the beginning

That photo is cute asf 🥹

Pheal on the set leak!!!!

yippee, also finally live stream, exited!! looking forwards to all that, hope you also manage to get in some rest as well :) love you guys 💜

PHAN PHRIX LET'S GOOOOO!

YESS MORE GAYMING CONTENT YES

thank you for the phupdate dads 🙂‍↕️💕

do you guys ever sleep?!!?!! omg, so hyped for all this PHONTENT!!

dol and pain shdksjdk incredible

dol and pain i appreciate the phupdate

love u can’t wait for all the things and for tour <3 take your time with stuff yay cocktails!!!!!

Them signing off as “Phil and Dan” is weird

you guys are FEEDING us. thank you kings <3

steel pheal???

The amount of joy that just flooded my system 💕

watch me get mario party for this and run into the same railing fifty times over in front of everyone

spooky era of algorithms… your last tiktok came up on my MOTHERS fyp

i’m so excited for the tour i’m gonna scream

you should go to alveus sanctuary while you’re in texas!!

About to get the wildest most peak few months (also wtf did you call yourselves at the end 🧐)

"Phil and Dan" feels kinda illegal

Will there be a tour bus and will we get a tour of it?

so excited! this was posted at the perfect time i’m autistic and was v overstimulated so this helped me focus on something else

MORE COCKTAILSS!!!

The polaroid is so cute. Love you two

Already OBSESSED with the design choices HARD ON TOUR IS HAPPENING💜

sorry i only know dan and phil

Pheal walls?? :0 also just so hyped for everything!!!

not the cursed phil and dan

base metal looking fiiirrreeeeee 🔥🔥🔥

YASSSSS

I love a phnewsletter 🫶🏻

I need them to play dress to impress againnnnnn they got vip and used it ONCE😡😡

Yesss 💙💜

screamed with glee

dol and pain😭

Can't wait to see you guys in Finland next year! <3

i’m so fucking heated for the phan prix the rivalry is going to be INTENSE

COCKTAILS 2 THANK YOU PAPÁS BIOLÓGICOS

DREAM GUEST ON MY PODCAST

I’m so excited for this era!!! Hard launch feels so close yet so far away now, very proud of you two 🤓💜

WHYS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE VIP GUEST POD EP

Thank you babes! Exciting weeks ahead 🙌

Please release the merch files 🙏🙏 i need to start saving before the show

thanks dill and pickle

cant wait to join the mario fun and ragebait you both as toad with my lack of skills :D

How will you do the podcast on tour? Podcast in the tour bus?

VIP GUEST EPISODE????? bts on hard launch 🔜 (i'm actively choosing to be delusional)

cocktails 2 made me wanna die this week less thanks

PETITION FOR DNP TO HAVE THEIR NAILS BE PAINTED AND DONE THE WHOLE TOUR‼️‼️‼️🥳🥳🥳

Surprise soft💀

du pain is “the bread”

I am once again begging for a deltarune let's play

the "phil and dan" sneak, i see you phil teehee

blue daddadee dadadoo

thanks for the update, dads!!

Hey what do you MEAN I might be able to get my ass beat in Mario kart by Dol and Pain themselves

what i’m hearing is you guys hate your og switch fans 💔

Love you dads 🥰

love you phil and dan, I can't even begin to describe how excited I am! 🥺🩷

We're gonna be so well fed, ty besties

hey so is the podcast guest going to be me? bc I'd make for an Amazing guest as a phannie of 11+ years

Cant wait for the tour!!!!!

can’t wait to drop it on the phoon fr

this is my first week in corporate so i am in dire need of a phupload and stream, thank you sm!!

good luck to yall! and thank you everything you do for us! 🫶💕💕💕

Phil and dan???? Revolutionary

(cock) TAILS WOOOHOO 🥳

Fun updates💜✨

los amo un montonazo

thank you dick and penis

The unhinged nicknames are the new version of 💥vs. 💨 from the old gaming videos

I can't wait! Thank you for working so heard for us ^^

Can't wait to see the Pheal tour 🫶🏻✨️ real MVP

phil and dan is wrong but okay

YOU BETTER HAVE INCLUDED MÉXICO IN THE SECOND PART OF THE COCKTAILS VIDEO

SCREAMINGGGGGG COCKTAILS PART TWO?? THE SET?? PHEAL?? VIP SPECIAL GUEST ON THE POD?? MORE RANKING AND GAMING?? GIRL WHO IS GOING TO BE OKAY

who the fuck are phil and dan

OMG PHODCAST GUEST???? IM SO EXCITED (please be Louise)

I’m recovering from a wisdom tooth surgery today and that Polaroid made my day 🩵 love you dads

who are phil and dan, i only know dan and phil

Pheal set!!!! I’m so excited!!! Yall always have the coolest sets!!!

VIP guest??? You guys didn't tell me I was coming on the podcast..

Love our internet dads💜

i will remove my kidney and sell it for gold for you guys to have louise on the podcast

PETITION FOR NAILS TO BE DONE THRUOUT THE TOUR??!!!!???!!!

Loving this set so far The pheal!! The legend.. (VIP guest gasp)

omg a livestream on my birthday?? thank you dads 💜🖤

Cocktails 2???? IM SAT