BONUS VIDEO - Dan and Phil Mario Kart Knockout tour

dan: yapatron 3000 phil: show and tell

"We like you and your qualities" is amazing

Love your guys' ted talks, educational and entertaining for sure

Anyone wanna play Mario kart with me 🧍

I didnt know you could avoid a blue shell w a mushroom im about to be a MENACE

i love how seriously dan takes gaming. i haven't played mario kart since 8 deluxe came out on the switch so i am sat and listening to the world strats and taking notes

Educational content tbh‚ i learned so much about mario kart today

Here watching in prep for some upcoming MCW gaming to hopefully help you relax during tour prep while winding yourselves up(?) I dont get it. I dont need to to love it!

as someone who frequents the mario kart community, dan being so passionate about mario kart and knowing all the strats makes me extremely happy

Phannie cup when

Dan was infodumping, not lecturing, and we're all here for that

dude i love this video sm

i love when Phil wears this hat hahah 😴

‘I flew too close to the sun like Icarus’ while playing Mario kart is crazy

i lov this video

this is so good

the honey mustard brets crisps are thee best crisps on the planet i am captain of the honey mustard brets crisps cult if you wanna join

I love this! I want more Mario kart

Feeling parasocial about the amount of Mario kart being played and I want to watch it while I eat my lunch every day thanks

PHIL I NEED THAT HAT ASAP PLLLSSSSSSSS

I learned so much about mario kart AND I was entertained

Where can I sign up for the Dan Mario kart lecture?

beautiful iconic bonus video content

you guys playing mario kart every day reminds me of when my friend and i played mario party every single day when we lived together....good times :')

I unironically want more Dansplaining of MarioKart, this was actually so helpful as a casual player!

love this! also, I am so bad at Mario Kart, I appreciate any educational tips Dan has for us

no dan please keep giving us game lectures, i genuinely learnt so much about mario kart while watching this video it was like the most fun lecture ever (and i also learned why i'm so average a mario kart - i know absolutely nothing about how the game works). i will now be dodging those blue shells as much as possible🫡 -🧝🏻

can’t believe Phil is wearing the Phigeons as Dan speaks like a French gnat

We like you and your qualities 🫶 cutie patootie Phil to Dan

finally got a chance to watch this, and it brought me so much joy. Thanks, boys! (also, deeply pleased that you guys almost always choose to be the bat. Taste.)

i love watching u two bc ur like my neurodivergence personified kinda

we like you and your qualities 😹

i love dan nerding out about mario world

u guys would be really cute together. has anyone ever said that

That was fascinating, we DO like you and your qualities Dan

This is my new comfort video! That they do this every day(sometimes twice) . What doll babies!

peak video to me i love it so much

I want to know if they bant and sing little songs like this in their regular daily knockout tour, or if they play in intense silence?

Has anyone giffed the heart-eyes howell at 18:24 yet??

Pleaseeeee play this again! You guys are so funny uncensored, take my money

One time I was very intoxicated, sitting on my friend's bedroom floor, wearing a massive sombrero (dunno why she had it) and sang the tetris song for over an hour. So thanks for unlocking that memory.

watching this felt like watching GDQ commentary from Dan (we love that)

I could genuinely watch you guys play Mario kart for hours

A lecture I was fully sat for

Dress to impress again when kings

I didn't realize that Phil's shirt is gay pigeons!!

elite dan yap

May I find love like the pigeons on Phil’s shirt

what was that about the WOLF MASK

God i love gaming and toxic gamer Dan hahaha

I love being a Patreon Puppy

i loved this so much thank you dads

as soon as he said shock instead of lightning i was like oh this guy is actually deep in the weeds with mario kart

has anyone checked on the possible wolf mask dan onlyphans

Turns out this is my new Dip and Pip comfort video

So if you get divorced, does a knockout tour decide who gets the phouse?

This is honest to whoever prob my fav vid

fucked up seeing them on the wrong sides. wym dan’s on the right and phil’s on the left

Dan we love the yaps never stop

I'm going to use some of Dan's tips to beat my 14 yo daughter. We always finish 1-2 😩

Peach's strait of hormuz is frying me

god this was so awesome i never got into mk world because i was such a mk8 lover and i got annoyed when i wasn’t immediately awesome at the game but this made me wanna pick it up again

pls post more videos, it’s the only thing keeping me from falling into a deep pit of depression

"we like you and your qualities" really took me out for some reason. yes we do!!!!!

taking notes so i can wreck my friends in beerio kart

I was very entertained do not worry

Listening and learning

Godless cringe lord 🤣

the only mansplaining i like

yes absolutely play tetris

as someone whose siblings are insane mario kart sweaties and therefore has learned to fight for my life while playing the better than average description is so real

This was a great parasocial evening. Thanks lads!

that was very educational, thank you professor dan (I am so bad at mario kart)

I actually learned a lot

I’m so locked in for no reason

A chip ranking vid is a must

this has such peak mr and mr games energy, my wife is visiting from the war 🙏🙏

To anyone that cares Regular vehicles on race tracks have always been a thing snice Mario Kart 64, the Snowman character is a enemy new to the Mario Kart series and original comes from Super Mario 64 as a enemy on Cool Cool Mountain

Godd i didnt know how fun it was going to be to watch you tryhard at mariokart

actually Phil was right - I ALWAYS lose to my bf when we play MK and I was taking NOTES during this 📝📝📝

The windows 64 screen savour window is a very good

brets taste test next

Did the producers get hazard pay for this one?

Please do a chip flavor/brand ranking have we ever had this discussion before .

Phil will never understand that the cheesy Brets are the best ones.

I actually know nothing about Mario so I would have been really bored without dan, thank yoU!

loving this gaming content!!

PLEASE continue the "dan teaches us how to win at video games" series I need to learn how to game better so i can compete with my friends

i love th mario kart lessons can we please get more in future pleas pleek i genuinely enjoy th tips and tricks

im so happy you guys watch shortcat

PHIL EXPLAIN TETRIS PLEASEE

knowing that theres a strategy to winning mario kart actually makes me want to pick the game back up

Dan apologizing for dansplaining :[ please dawg I want the gamer nerd tips I'm so invested

i need more dan infodumpimg

i ordered brets mayo from the uk (by accident - thought was already imported) and it was over 70usd after shipping and tariffs :O they were good but under seasoned i thought

i love dan's educational moments! lurveee learning <3

I found Dan’s commentary educational AND interesting, as someone who played mariokart wii but not on switch, I find Dan’s teachings and quips helpful and entertaining! 🥰

i eat this up like groceries

More of this!!!

they play mario kart TOGETHER? i'm sorry but that's really cute i've never heard of anyone doing that

i always curse when playing mario kart i get it

I enjoyed Dans commentary especially cause Im a visual learner

This was so fun to watch! I wonder what rating Dan would be if he could play on ranked?

very educational, ty for the stem content 🤓

As someone who actually never played this game I really appreciated the explanations!

This was so fun, thank you dads!

We need dip and pip gaming livestreams!!

thanks i am thoroughly enjoying this pls make more xoxoxo

We do like you and your qualities dan (i never thought about mario kart strats)

thank you for the mario kart lecture! i have never been good at mario kart but now i actually understand how i can get better

as somone who absolutely fucking sucks at mario kart i genuinely appreciated the edutainment in this video

This truly is the superior chip brand. So many flavors

Your explanations were informative and entertaining!

I love ragebaited dan😂

I love Mario Kart and I need more tips 😆 and also a Switch 2 😅

this is amazing i’m so glad you guys decided to upload this fr

i think the gaming strat explanations added to the video, esp as someone who really doesn't know gaming strategy :)

Brets are doing sweet crisps now !! (With crepe)

dan i loved your explanations!

another phan prix i’m begging

thank you sky daddies!!

Toad's frack pipe sounds like an interesting fanfic.

dan and phil play mario party

Did yall know that bach wrote the tetris music

My first chance to watch this was at 2 AM after coming home from a party where most people were cryptographers or musicians. I found this a bit more challenging to follow than some of the cryptographers trying to explain cryptography to me. But I still enjoyed it!

as a fellow Swoop girly, I feel seen🫶🏻

The best bret's are "fromage du Jura" btw sorry Phil you won't like it but you're missing out !!

Someone has probably said, but there’s a whole level with snowmen in Super Mario 64. ⛄️

I might actually try dans bagging strategy next time I play

This is good stuff

Love gaming videos

the Finnish word for bat is also a slang term for lesbian, so actually using the bat isn't cringe, it's supporting the wlw community

I don't understand anything you said but good for you lol

Phil showing off his stickers is me showing off my kpop photocards lmao

Dan definitely went to say “fuck my anus with a rake mom” like an almost quote of Trixie and Katya, or am I cooked?

v fun can we get catboys!dnp in the gold saucer next please & thank you 🐱🐱

this was so fun, i very much enjoyed dan's lecture :]

Educational Dan is fantastic I need more of this

Honestly I love your mario kart videos so much. You could play this on like a weekly basis, and I'd tune in all the time

hades mentioned!!!

This WAS so educational and I really like it! I play mario kart with my younger siblings who LOVE it and play it every day so if I tell them what was dansplained they will be SO excited to learn more about the game they adore =)

Phil and his sticker collection, pls never change <3

This was so fun. I feel like I was hit with a blue shell (masochistically 💙)

This honestly WAS educational! I didn't know the mushroom-blue shell trick!

this taught me i don't know shit abt this game

new heights of parasocial gaming

Please play Phasmophobia!!!!!

Unironically thank u for the Mario kart tips

never heard dan yap THIS hard

inside every dan howells a shadow side

this was such a comforting and nice video. 11/10 i loved it

i would love a video/videos where dan and phil talk about their own hyper-fixations for like an hour straight with no editing

"We like you and your qualities"

the flipped screen said philanddan and now my autistic brain's nervous in a weird way

Pro gamers

you guys would absolutely freak out in french supermarkets we have like dozens of brets crisps flavors on hand

as a long time Brets enjoyer i would definitely recommend you the Miel moutarde (honey mustard) ones and the Chips de sarrasin ones just trust me

this was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen i'm ngl

we like you and your qualities!!!

Phil and Dan

they were phil and dan here

we like you and your qualities ❤️

Taking all of Dan's comments and tips to my next race

Eighteen minutes of dan explaining how to be a try hard

Nooo Dan i actually really enjoyed ur explaining, it was lowkey impressive

i love ragebaited dan he’s very near and dear to me

Without the swearing bleeped... I did not even realise him swearing... Guys, what does that say about me as a person?

Dan, I loved and appreciated your Mario Kart tips <3

Unironically, I would love some Gamer Dan videos. He's very knowledgeable between the expletives lol

This felt like the most boyfriend coded video

Just joined, pray for me

I personally really enjoyed the lecture <3

Watching these videos high is great

i love you both so dearly

why was this the cutest video ive ever seen

I’m desperate to know where Phil got that pigeon t shirt

dan explaining was so nice, pls do keep yapping king I'm taking notes 📝 🥰✨️

👁was the carrot nose a jack frost reference 👁 that movie is so gross 😭 chat pls dont look it up lest u be traumatised

Mario Kart is one of my main hyperfixations atm I feel so blessed

Phil showing Dan his sticker collection is very sweet

if this is a sign that phan prix 2.0 is incoming …. dip and pip, im gonna need you guys to personally contact me and schedule the prix around MY schedule (pls and thank u<3)

I'd watch a livestream of this for hours

I need more Mario Kart tips. 8 year olds laugh at me.

I love hearing Dan talk about games strategies

As someone who doesn’t play video games the tips were v interesting!!

It's so comforting that my fave online guys are just massive nerds

dan is such a sweat

i am on my hands and knees begging for more videos where dan gets to infodump about video games this is genuinely S tier content

this made me want to play Mario kart but I always rage quit because I suck at it

RUSH MENTION 🔥🔥🔥

"We like you and your qualities" 💀 damm Daniel I felt that one, you okay?

The lecture was fun and interesting!

Taking notes fr

Pls add more miis to the island! I got 20 so far and its so chaotic i love it, also once you hit 35 u get the biggest island and theres so much to decorate. You guys can fast forward thru the mii making process if u want but trust me itll be so fun, there’ll be so much drama. Heres some mii ideas, sorry for the long list lol: - Everyone from the sims or at least Dil and Tabitha - Buffy characters - Shrek - Gotta do Connor Storrie ofc since Hudson is there - Sans, papyrus and frisk and Toriel - Crash bandicoot - Mario, Luigi, peach and bowser - Date everything Characters - Huggy wuggy - Ariana and Cynthia - BTS members - Delia smith - Sonic - Tony the tiger - Horse Prince - Freddy Fazbear And just all your other fav celebrities and hear me outs lol. Ik this is a lot but just do whichever ones u guys like and hope it gave u some inspo :D

Not trying to be an ungrateful child at all but the gaming videos are my fav, doens't matter if they're low stakes or even unedited, I know many of us really really enjoy the gaming content, thanks phathers

I can't articulate how much I love this

"good job bagging" "i'm not. i'm playing the game normally and losing"

phil you don't need to tell me about brets again, i was already influenced by you after ONE mention to go into a french specific import shop 20 minutes from me in manhattan and buy 3 different flavors 😭😭

PLAY TETRIS

please do this again i really love this energy and this was so entertaining and totally not lecture vibes

Y’all should play Level Devil I think Dan would crash out

Honestly might be one of my favorite videos lol 😂

Oh, Phil meant it like hearing an expert share something they know a ton about!

loves it

Dan I love your yaps and Phil I love your stickers this is the quality content I pay for here, thank you sky daddies 🙏🏻💕

This was awesome! Thanks Dads!

*just in* I was told he got THE golden berry for getting all gold berries lol

This is my F1

loved these videos immediate adds to the comfort collection thank you <3333 have a lovely bank holiday weekend besties

Yay

I'll have to try Dan's method! Not yet convinced

as someone who is very bad at mario kart I really appreciate dan’s informative narration

My bf got the gold berry in celest

okay but i’m so excited about the new interior design in the back

im obsessed with phils pigeon tshirt i need it in my closet right now

i'd kill for a dan video essay

Loved this!

I'm loving the way Dan just locks in on teaching us all how to rig mario cart

Dan we loved your mariokart hyperfixation lecture

Dan, that was not boring at all. Don't worry. Call it a lecture or whatever but that was genuinely so interesting to hear you talk about the items and how to use them to win. This felt like when you guys played Crash Bandicoot on the channel years ago. Super informative and fun!

THANK YOU DIP & PIP

id love if you guys did more mario kart content!

17:02 the face Dan makes at Phil when he said it was like a lecture x3 love sharing a special interest moment with a partner 🥰

i loved dan nerding out!! please more nerding out!! for the geeks!!! <3

i FUCKIN LOVE this content

oh my god the curtains 😭😭😭 idk how i watched the entire video and only just noticed

Imagine the Philm Club if we all watch Stop That Train together whenever it’s on streaming 😮‍💨 (likely will be more like a film review/rewatch after yall already see it but still I yearn for Dan and Phil + Drag Race content)

Phil should play elden ring while dan comments

lowkey really enjoyed learning how to play better keep it up

Listening to Dan and Phil nerd out about Mario kart for 18 minutes was peak. Thank you dads!

excellent mario kart based edutainment lads ty

Love getting gaming videos again💜💜

I get incredibly annoyed at knockout races because I always lose last minute so this was actually extremely helpful! "We like you and your qualities!"

This brought me back to getting genuinely angry at my older sister while playing Diddy-Kong Racing on the Nintendo-64. Why were those things so damn hard to steer?

"do you want to see my stickers?" YES, PHIL. WE DO

No but fr Dan taught me so much about mario cart today maybe for once I'll win against my roommates 🫪

As someone who is terrible at Mario Kart, I kept mentally bracing for Dan to hit things (as I would) only to be shocked when he cruised past them without blinking

dan i love how much you know about mario kart and the strats and meta !!!!!! swoop rob hog meta needs to be addressed

"We like you and your qualities" would make for some truly adorable merch

I love that Dan was treating it like a how to tutorial while Phil was just debunking it along the way while being chaotic 😂 sums up the Dan and Phil brand pretty good

"stop showing off in front of your friends" we're his friends 🥹🥹🥹 im in this parasocial phannie shit for life

i love seeing dans competitive side so much

Getting bonus content is like the “holy shit two cakes” meme

I really like educational Dan! It's called "edutainment" - this was a delight ^_^

get these lads on an F1 track STAT i need to see the havoc they can wreak

I'm truly never going to play this but I loved learning about the strategy from Dan

great birthday present thank you dads

actually grateful dan taught us all the ways to play 🫶🏻

I appreciate your mario kart advice dan. I would also like to hear more about your pokemon champions team comp

Ngl I had no idea there were Mario Kart strats, I've just been playing normally LIKE A PLEB 😭

I enjoyed you explaining your strategies Dan!

Dan I learnt a lot from this AND had so much fun pls never change dont listen to the haters (phil)

Woah I was zoning out multitasking then looked back at the screen and was insanely confused because Phil was suddenly taller, wearing black, and had brown hair. Turns out they’re just sitting on the wrong sides lmaoooo. Wait. Nope. The screen is flipped isn’t it

me nodding along to the mario advice knowing full well i lose to every npc in regular racing

i love when dan nerds out on us more nerding out pls!!

ok but what's the strat when one person is in first and the other gets a blue shell?? is it an unwilling sacrifice?

I used to pray for times like this

I don't even play Mario Kart but I was locked in like there was going to be an exam afterwards.

is... is that the windows desktop picture in your window???

hi thank you for choosing to include this with today's upload. it's cosy and wonderful and i appreciate you!

I loved the dansplaining. I was enthralled lol

Got my phounding member card right as this posted, this is a sign

I haven't played Mario Kart in ages (I used to play it all the time on my Game Boy Advanced lol), but if I do ever play it again, I'll try to remember Dan's advice.

you fr said the name of my ex situationship why are you homophobic

Genuinely loved hearing about Mario Kart. I have learned so much and had so much fun. Phil's sticker collection is also so cool lol. Thanks for sharing!

this is the best day of my life thank you for being such nintendo girls

would also love phil philsplaining hades and hollow knight 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Can I request a video challenge? Dan and Phil name 100 women, like actually famous women not "Susan" "Girl From Prague" I wanna see who they would name

noooo dan we love hearing you nerd out this was educating AND entertaining

BRING BACK THE PHAN PRIX

this was so fun to watch!! ❤️

yayy this was really fun!!!! i liked dan explaining strategies and such, i've only played local multiplayer for DS and 8 before so it's interesting to see and hear how you guys play newer online versions ✨

This is so cosy guys, seeing you just comfortable and at ease is such a joy. Take care

damn they were not kidding about taking mario cart seriously

16 pages of stickers and 32 on each page. Damn he's got 500+ stickers

Tbh this was a lot less toxic than I expected. Would love for this to be a reoccurring series

The 🌹 goes on the phlit guys

Tomo and Mario kart I’m in heaven..

This is the most domed dnp I have ever seen

That was awesome??? Thank you???

thanks for showing us all how to do mario dan

Seeing you do things you enjoy and also hear you yap about it is my favourite videos by far!

genuinely interesting as someone who has yet to play mario kart thank you dan for dansplaining

this was awesom

this sounds to me like the educational math videos i watched in 10th grade

We like you and your qualities! 😆

this did not feel like 18 minutes

I was the hundredth like❤️

i love dansplaining this was for me

I might unsubscribe just because of that tetris earworm you just gave me how dare you

I really enjoyed hearing Dan explain his strategy, I thought it was really interesting. I also liked looking at Phil’s stickers! Thanks for sharing this Mario kart game with us🌟

Great... Now I want crisps...

20 seconds in and we’ve already got “wolf mask onlyphans” Thank you for sharing your brainwaves with us Phil.

I enjoyed this tutorial

Watched this outside and a hedgehog ran across my deck!!

Can we pretty please have more of Phantopia and Mario Kart? I love when you play these games, it's very entertaining and educative (as Phil said lol). I wouldn't mind Tetris too tho

These are my fav videos I rewatch every dnp Mario kart vid over and over and over

I loved the education! Thanks, Dan!

ty for sharing your rituals with us lads

Why did dan saying love you at the end make me emotional wtf

thank u lads

This is the best thing I've ever experienced and I will be watching it 50 more times thank you <3

See I love how this is actually nearly an hour of content because I can watch it once in Dan’s side, once on Phil’s, and once watching their reactions! And that’s not even factoring in general rewatchability

mario kart video at this age and day????? i've been blessed! More splainin, pls

This was indeed like a mario kart lecture, and I mean that as a compliment

This video was perfext and wonderful and I’d listen to dan talking about his strategies in any video game. And I’d watch you guys pkay any game or do anything in general

another 18 minutes?? we have been blessed today 🙌

What a great day, thanks for all the content dads

I actually did learn so much from Dan’s tips. Off to go try them out!

“want to see my stickers” YES I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK

I don't know anything about Mario Kart, I'm just here for the vibes.

This certainly changed the tone of MY day. What fun!

Yes, those of us who aren't hardcore gamers appreciate the explanation of game mechanics and strategy.

CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW MENTION!!!

No tell me why you’re talking about the rose toy 15 mins in

instructional gaming advice im so sat rn

Will we be getting our cards soon? 😌

Please Peach open up your Straight of Hormuz for the Sky Daddies 🙏🙏🙏

I need YouTube Mario kart streams!!

lovely dan hyperfixation infodump session thanks king

need a million more of these STAT

unironically loved the mario kart lecture!

I LOVE DANSPLAINING PLEASE DANSPLAIN MORE GAMER HACKS

Is this supposed to be Dan not swearing? 🤣

I like your stickers Phil 🤝

Last week we tried the Honey Mustard ones, they're truly delicious 🤤

i loved the teaching vibe thank u dan

I love watching my dads bicker

Hey Dads! Love you guys ❤️

This was very educational and entertaining and hilarious. Also I need Phil to talk Hades 2. I have nearly 100% it and have no one to yap about it with.

I'm trying this strategy next time I play mario kart and maybe I will finally win

im glad were all sluts for honey mustard brets crisps

using this mario kart lesson at the next game night to crush everyone’s hopes and dreams thank u dan

I got hit by a car today, this video upload is incredibly well timed

unironically every trick i've learned in mario kart is from dan in the past 10 years i'm so serious so ty this was everything to me

GAMING 🗣🗣🗣

I fear “We like you and your qualities” is about to become my new vocal stim

As someone who Sucks at Mario Kart and doesn't understand it, hearing about Dan's strategy was interesting and it actually made sense!!! Never gonna use it tho

thank you for being so informative dan!

This is the most boyfriend Core Video ever and I am here for it

this cured my depression, i love dan yapping

Teach us more mario kart tips mario kart daddies

I wanna play a game with them

I think the subtitles are a bit broken.

DAN we love the style. Haven't been this invested in anything in ages

listen I pay tuition here at Phan University, I want to be schooled in the Art of the Kart. yap away, profs 🫡

never played Mario kart don't own a Nintendo but I'm taking notes from Gamer Dan's advice

i am not even playing and my blood pressure went through the roof

they are so dear to me

Thank you!

This gave me life

i enjoyed dan’s informative yapping

maybe dan should start a swear jar for when he play mario kart 😂😂😂

i want phils shirt its so cute

oh new gaming videos how you so easily become comfort videos

oh how i’ve missed gaming vids

yu two are cuteee :3 wishing u all a good day!

Ive been waiting for this 🥺🥺

lol, I can see why Dan isn't allowed to play on ranked

i was literally just rewatching ur other mario kart videos thanks dads

So educational AND entertaining 🙂‍↕️

"ok, that's enough" when Phil is done with filming is everything

Bringing gaming devices on holiday now makes 5000x more sense Im sorry ever doubted your game lads

Not me getting Mario kart world yesterday and being obsessed and then this

Love

as someone who's never played mario kart I'd definitely take dan and phil mario kart lessons

My kitchen flooded but dads are here so my day is 100% better

Dan explaining how to win..... pls Dan all I want is Elden Ring essays and maybe a rundown of your plat trophies and maybe 5 billion more gaming talk videos, thanksssss

please i need a hades 2 video

She mario on my bonus video till I kart

Would love another phan prix just saying

Please more of this 🙏

Usually they sit with Dan on the left though

so... can we get a toxic gamer dan twitch channel orrrr....

Shortcat x Dan and Phil when

the cute and dreamy version of dan and phil in love on youtube and the realistic version of it on patreon

yk it’s going to be a fire dnp upload if we’re being called puppies

I didn't hear anything you said for about 2 minutes after you switched positions. Like is that PHIL and DAN?? They're the wrong way round...

two phuploads to watch while travelling to paris with my danandphil saily plan the phuniverse just aligned

Unreal timing, thank you!!

pls can you play super mario party jamboree on the chan!!! it’s such a good iteration of mario party and it would be so fun to watch your scheming and star stealing!!

perfect timing i just finished the youtube vid :)

This patreon subscription: best money I've spent ever

The edible just hit about 5 minutes ago. I am sat for toxic yoai racing.

Me thinking about how I really want another Phan vs DnP Mario Kart tournament again 😭😭😭 and then you post this

eating sour cream and chive jacob’s cracker crisps while watching. whole phasement stinks

TWO GAMING VIDEOS WHILST I’M AT WORK??? this is like being sick during christmas 💔

Lol just finished the first video 😎

EIGHTEEN WHOLE MINUTES IM SQUEELING

Firstly, YAY! a full Patreon vid! Also- anyone in the US also not have membership cards yet? I can't find any updates about those! Can't wait!

Literally sat down for lunch hell yeah 🔥🔥

early and it’s 18 whole mins YIPPEEEE

not even twenty seconds in and its already became about sex

welcome back dan and phil phatreoners

Starting a conspiracy that the reason they keep talking about garlic is because they are vampires trying to convince us that they actually aren’t. My evidence: My dad thinks they’re 20.

YAYYYY I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

i'm so happy dick and pussy posted today!

OH MY GOD, WE’RE HAVING FUN ON THE PATREON AND IT’S TGE BEST DAY EVER AND I CAN TELL BECAUSE OF THOSE LIGHTS SPECIFICALLY

Perfect timing, just finished the YouTube and now here gets published, truly delightful

phan prix

just levitated out of my seat at this notification

Never been happier to not have a social life so I can watch this on a Saturday night in bed hell yeah brother

I was waiting with my arms crossed and tapping my foot for this

Guys This is the most fun they have ever had

Ragebated Dan gives me oxygen to breathe

15 seconds in and onlyphans has already been mentioned

hi dads! so happy w the gayming content heheh 🫶

Lmao I was waiting for this the second the Tomodachi life video ended

needed this so much this week tyy

I clicked on the patron app as u uploaded thanks guys

tomodachi life episode today may have been the video of my life… excited for this double feature

WOOOO

shhhh my show is on

omg yessss!!! i have been waiting for this :)

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i just joined the phatreon purely because i wanted to see this

Nooo hold on I just started the actual phupload because I was busy doing yard work 😭

is this the best place to ask for another phan prix one day 🥺

Omg no they’re gonna think I’m a phreak (I am and have been since 2014)

SKY DADDIES THANK YOU

We're FED ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Just in time! (Watched the YouTube upload twice and got this notification)

Always when i’m rolling up 🫣

never have i ever clicked on a notification so fast

i’m three margaritas deep this is perfect

Hello fathers

omg yay danandphilgames is back

Yes yes yes

always rooting for phil i hope he wins so future me did phil win

Hi guys! Thanks for the bonus vid!

I am so excited for this

dan is always either ragebaiting or ragebaited no in between

stinky snacking while competing to complete a stinky garbage chore???

What good timing

this single handedly cured my depression thank u dads

Oh! I'm early they may think I'm a phannie