Richard is hungry 🥵
Since our special Richard episode, our metal friend is running LOW ON BALLS!
Now is your chance to fill them up with anything you want us to talk about! Please leave a short topic or conversation prompt along with your name and they may be immortalised inside Richard and spoken about on our #male #podcast
Comments (505)
your own opinion on The Ship of Theseus - Merituulia
Older video game consoles (RPGs, gameboys, Nintendo 3DS, Wii) compared to modern games - Chloe
Switch, xbox or ps5 - Chloe
Favourite thing about each other? - Chloe
Deltarune
causes you feel strongly about at the moment
Did any YouTubers know about your relationship pre Hard Launch?
Favourite audio stim
Internet support group
cheap perfumes, big difference to expensive ones?
underrated root vegetable -Merituulia
good gifts and bad gifts -Merituulia
books you’ve read this year -Merituulia
nail polish and make up -Merituulia
Moomin -Merituulia
pet names
Rank your near death experiences
how do you feel about the coconut flavor?
question for dan fk marry kill: sister daniel, cat femboy dan & dan howell clone
Howls Moving Castle both reading the book and watching the movie
percy jackson
Words you think would make good names if it wasn’t for the meaning
inside joke you reference often with each other that we don't know yet
Favourite animal and why? From Elise
the significance of susan -jay
tell us about your cabinet contents
Australia
top issue for gay men that isn't talked about enough
Phil picks a new hair color for Dan
Pick one video to steal from each other
Telling your families about each other for the first time.
What's an internet drama that you wish you had been a part of? Thinking Bye Sister levels -Amy, NH USA
Phil argue why Joyce Summers is the worst mother, Dan argue why she is the best -Amy, New Hampshire, USA
What is the most useless body part?
describe your perfect date
Is Humpty Dumpty an egg? Explain your reasoning
British folks' perception of 'Murica versus the Murican perspective on Britain
Getting hit on then vs. now
Stages of comfortability in Dan and Phil's relationship (from the burps to the farts to the sharts)
The concept of making and having friends
Top 3 times Dan & Phil ALMOST got outed
betta fishes -Rida
Have you tried couples therapy?👀🙊
Star Trek vs Star Wars
rank numbers 1-10
Dungeons and Dragons - Isobel
Smosh babies. Please address
have you ever
Renaissance Faires
SISTER DANIEL!!
Getting a dog?
bisexual guys with girlfriends and the way they treat us !!! Open the pit, we must rise up.
Delia Smith
small talk
Dance moms
Friendship bracelets -- what are some iconic ones for the Hard Launch tour
EPIC the Musical!
Rank from scariest to least scary: space, the ocean, and caves
Would you ever use a teleport machine?
What are the best dan and phil videos to train someone before the tour?
Orthostatic Hypotension/other dysautonomia
Western animation
Palestine
Separate/ alone time in a relationship
if you could get three free languages to understand and speak, what would they be?
What would you do if you okay so he said yes would go
Did any YouTubers know you were together?
Messiest Date
Furries
Masc Lesbians
Seasons
The Paranormal
shrimp scampi <3
any new anime reccomendations?
what are your favourite musicals/plays youve seen?
france
Dance moves
Hamilton
favorite vacation- Wendy
Best and worst kisses
In the clothes that you are currently wearing, how many whole, unbroken poptarts could you fit in your pockets? -Tori
Can you suggest a name for my giant african millipede?
Therians
the pharanormal
sharks
Mexicans (I am one of many)
What’s your favorite cereal!!
Hobama
What are both of your favourite Muse songs and why?
What plant would you be?
best fall out boy album
LA consumerism
if you could go back in time and change one thing about your coming out/relationship announcement, would you? -Grace
If you replace every part of a boat, is it still the old boat or is it a new boat now?
what other haunted places would you like to visit?
what's fun/interesting in fiction but horrible in reality?
Dnd
The Bleep Test
How many times have you had to cut a clip out of video becauze one of those times dan leaned in you guys kissed?
death
Dr. Pepper, are you a lover or hater?
organic food
the sims 2
how many apps do you each have
favourtie drag race season
What are your thoughts on the tour date leaks that happened before you announced the tour?
Favourite and most hated meal that the other has made for you
I’m here to feed richard! (How was it meeting eachother despite Anything and Why did you 2 look so cute together and when did you be able to Share Personal stuff to your YouTube channels? From maisie) here!
dads pls can i have the golden pig?
Bloodymary (Iron Lung Simon x Project Hail Mary Ryland Grace) 🙏 -Eddie
Funniest holiday memories 😄
Are there more doors or wheels in the world
Physical Media - Kieran
Elevator or stairs
What is the most petty/non reason you have for ghosting someone? On purpose or accident!
Songs you sang in school - Sophie
What is your favorite font?
one thing on your bucket list you havent done yet
Ticketwars
what is dans opinion on the fact that gerard way follows him on twitter?
I’m so late but we need ‘what was the most fun you ever had?’
Shaving
Jellycats
thoughts on Gay line cooks, asking for a friend
Bishi Bashi Special
Snack stealing - By Kai
Pokémon teams
Moomin
Stupid couples costumes/outfits
Dungeons and Dragons
Best/favorite superhero
Create your own superhero
Phyuri
Pies
Hogwarts houses
best instrument
climbing trees
muse albums ranked best to worst
current playlist
Ghosts
yeemo
have y’all seen interview with the vampire? any adaptation but esp the amc show.
how many of your viewers do you think are lesbians?
fuck marry kill: zagreus, megaera and thanatos from hades
They should review the boom
I meant book
theories from the fans that actually turned out to be true but happend much later
lesbians
religion
tabinof
What was their favorite thing about the London apartment and or their book
dealing with lesbian breakups
Internet support group
Abandoned let's play series :v
Zohran Mamdani
Rollercoasters
who would be the least injured after attempting to do a backflip
Emo bands
gaydar
mac n cheese
dan and phil on taskmaster 👀
Opinions on places you’ve been to in Asia
If one of them was bitten by a zombie during the zombie apocalypse what would the other do?
Favourite oldschool meme template (you know, the ones with the image in the middle and the colourful stripes?)
Topic: kissing
I NEED MORE BUFFY GIVE US MORE BUFFFFFFYYYY
What are your guy's thoughts on New Zealand?
long distance
hypnosis
autism
if dan were to dye his hair, what color would he have?
Worst design of a countries flag?
Shoes on or off in the phouse?
What was the most controversial Halloween costume you've ever worn?
Horse girls
When is the wedding
The Sims mods???
2 player card game recs
Energy drinks??
If you were a vibrator what type of vibrator would you be?
if you could go to a concert of any artist (dead or alive) who would you see and why?
Dystopia daily!!
favourite doctor from doctor who and why
opinions of yumeshippers (i’m not one just a curious person)
did you ever listen to the emo bands you interview or got associated with like mcr, fob, p!atd, etc
is it THE universal gay/queer experience to fall in love with your best friend (sometimes successfully as per example with you two)?
Gerard Way
Oxbow Lakes.
Protein powder and workout supplements
supernatural (the show)
Beer
my second question is please talk about Phils A24 horror movie PLEASE
I need to know what dan and phil think about teddy bears, plushies, and cute stuffed animals being involved in day to day life
Tell us your favorite housewife from any of the desperate housewifes shows and why - lucy
sleeping bags
Dan defend AngelxBuffy, Phil defent SpikexBuffy
mind meld and the first word you both land on is the topic :D
Which item clothing of each others do you hate
ohhh THIS is a good one!
The middle aisle of lidl
lestat de lioncourt x jamie lannister
DOOT HOWELL pleeease😭
the vampire Lestat
Items were not meant to see
Favourite album right now?
square hair
Hot Mamas
Lizards
yuri
klance
favourite tour location?
thoughts on hobama (harry styles x obama)
Smosh
top 3 artists, top 3 songs
dan's favourite rollercoaster; alternatively talking about your hyperfixations/letting eachother talk about your interests uninterrupted
lqbtq show recs!! Killing Eve for example is massively underrated in my opinion
If you could press a button and become the opposite gender, would you?
How much money to eat big bird? You have to eat all of him, and you have a month (this amount of protein will seriously injure your GI). You are allowed sauces. - Paige C.
t-boys
strawberry hill house
Your most compelling shower rant
stage fright
Thoughts on Our Flag Means Death (if u watched it)
Fave song from Moulin Rouge
Yuri on Ice, Haikyuu, Free- a golden age of anime
Opinion on human names for cats. (My cat's name is Greg)
attack on titan
Phil, other than dans masterpieces of big, daniel and depression and living my truth. what is your favourite danisnotonfire specific video?
What is one word you’d each use to describe the ideology/philosophy of your lives?
if you swapped bodies with someone and then had sex with them while they're in your body, is that a form of selfcest? sorry in advance to the audience/phadmins
I know this will never get spoken about because duh but the amount that i NEED to know about their experiences with nick grimshaw
favorite haikyuu characters and why
book recommendations!
post-hardcore music
Astrology
Sauce
Does Dan still have the can of air from Mt. Fuji?
Pirates
thoughts on religion
would you rather give up kissing or sauce for the rest of your life
The deep sea
What is the best plant
Rock climbing x 2
Bleach
SNLUK thoughts??
What finally got Dan to stick to a gym routine? He has failed the new years resolution for years prior. I want to know what changed. (also good job)
rock climbing
Alveus sanctuary? thoughts?
Muse tour
Tour bus drivers
Phan music edits - Mathilde-Marie
king gizzard and the lizard wizard
i have an obsession with lava lamps, please talk ab all the lava lamps you have. i know theres at least 3
What colour hair should echother get
restaurant workers having to sing happy birthday to you- ex: Texas Roadhouse while you sit on a saddle Bex
i have to know if u guys have tried mi wadi. an irish brand of blackcurrant cordial and i promise it clears ribena
Fav phan conspiracy from back in the day?
What's a video game you wish you could play again for the first time and why?
Eurovision
Worst dip
new Muse album
prawn chips
bake-off
overconsumption (Jenna P.)
body positivity (Jenna P.)
Ketchup on eggs
Most underappreciated animal
REVENGE
Okay, I have one more: what's on your shower or getting ready playlists?? I need to know 🙏🏻😭
colonialism [yes im aware wht im saying]
Game of thrones: Lannister lovestory.
Why "Richard"
would you rather live in a castle or a mansion
Sims 4/Dragon city
Which Link ( The Legend of Zelda series) do you both identify as
witchcraft
create lesbian-sonas (lesbian personas) for each other
i want your takes on moral philosophy as a philosophy minor and ethics enthusiast
Deltarune
What would you want your last meal to be if you were on death row?
Hey guys has anyone gotten their Pham card yet?
Influences on your humor
old youtubers you would still collab with
pie flavours
dream "non-basic" pet
favourite clothing piece of each other's?
Love or be loved?
Ever read muse fanfic?
Instead of money, if you were paid in any one food….what would it be?
What is the most surprising thing about each other?
not valid fruits and/or vegetables
Name 100 women
Impressive but obsolete learnt school skills.
The Amish
Cake or pie?
Blur vs Oasis
Tasmania
Chihuahua RAGE
Hey buddy you in London?
how much did y’all need to edit out before the hard launch (-Ezri)
the girl that licked phil in like 2015
Weird perfumes
Dr. Pepper
dan’s version of phil’s cheese aversion
the phan songs (2009,2012,2022)
The game
ALCOHOL
ice cream flavors
pasta shapes
houseplants
your favorite canon and fanon btvs ship
The Roman empires
Rate different flags
Musical theatre
Favorite airports
Conspiracy theories
Celebrity crushes
Are you my fan?
ben
Cheesy Micheal PLEASE
80s music
muse... or thoughts on the wow! signal... please <3 ily
music recommendations
Furries. I want to know the damn truth!
deltarune
outer space
The middle ages
favorite games !!
Cats
thoughts on Elden Ring lore?
More on what the other would be like as an unreleased pokemon since y'all have already done type (appearance, attacks, evolutions, sound, abilities, etc)
Dan\phil will you do another tour?
the keanu story
Synchronised swimming
What was your favorite meal in America? That you haven’t had before!
Are you my fan
Witches
Name 10 women
Take the RAADS-R test together (asking bc I'm AuDHD, although I'm kind of stealing Jacksfilms' video idea here, sorry xD I don't want you to feel pressured to take it though—only take it if you want to!)
raincoat or umbrella?
rank the couples in buffy
Do the word game again
the backrooms
Are people born wicked or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
Couples therapy
does bread = raw toast or no
Iced or hot coffee?
Stupid pet names- my cat's name is Ham Sandwich and I want to know what stupid names you two would name a pet
Makeup! (you guys should do your makeup for a video PLEASE)
mbti
toxic trait
ur mom
the political and economic state of the world
thoughts on horror movies - Ty
What is your favourite moment together?
Wtf are dreams btw
Unexplored ocean theories
The concept of a black hole
wikipedia
Most and least favourite buffy characters
school
public transport
Splatoon
What supernatural/mythological creature would you be?
Pikmin !
MOTHER
Kiss All The Time Disco Occasionally
Seasonal menu items- Jordan
tarot card readings and witches - Jamie
your zodiac compatibility! (as air signs) - Jamie
talk about drag queens please
plastic surgery
I thought I commented but GONE clearly didn’t make it I just want to know if you like SWIMMING like just tell me about your thoughts on swimming pls do u swim would you ever swim are you a goggles wearer etc etc etc
Worst/best video you’ve made
Hudson Williams Peloton ad
favorite childhood toy
Advice for other child free 30 year olds
paris! :) -natalie laura
american vs british slang challenge
Snokoplasm
What was your favorite country to visit when on tour? Did you like Belgium?
Project Hail Mary
dab and evan's future lesbian daughter. where is she.
Both sides of how yall met and how it progressed
meow
(your)Neurodivergence
heyo I'm Lillian - best cat breed?
guilty pleasure
Taylor Swift! Any opinions or when you met her :)
hair care/styling routine
If you had a farm what animals would you have?
yogurt?
Favorite Books?? :0
Femboy Makeup
Coolest pets
Another tour?
thoughts on annoying orange
Thoughts on Six the Musical
Dungeons and Dragons!
The concept of exams
F1
Cold Hard Launches (Think of one on the spot and tell each other, they cannot know this already)
favorite drag queens
My Chemical Romance, Midwest USA, creepy pastas
Synesesthesia-Emma E
Feelings on heavy metal-Emma E
If you were to get a pet right now, what would it be?-Emma E
Story of first kiss-Emma E
heart eyes howell
super mario odyssey
When was the last time you rode a horse?
poetry
what saw trap is the easiest to escape. alternatively, which movie is best!
pokemon smash or pass
Nirvanna the band the show the movie!!!!!
true crime content
strangest holiday?
Would you rather be taxidermied or turned into a wet specimen?
Kpop
Preferred milk in coffee drinks?
Stuart little
Overcooked
What were the difficulties you faced when you started living together?
stickers!
Why did Phil's pupils always appear so dilated in the old videos?
Favorite manga
Top 5 best and top 5 worst trips
Hannibal
Interview with the vampire
most embarrassing situation during the BBC era
best names for a child
favorite part of the phouse
The worst part about working as an influencer is...?
Top 3 fav Muse songs each 🫶
What do you do on purpose to annoy each other?
If you two met now, what would your first impressions be?
What habits did you develop because of each other?
How do you imagine your lives would be if you had never pursued a career on YouTube?
body glitter!
favourite glee character?
favourite season of glee?
favourite performance from glee live?
Mario Characters
Which one of you is sherk and whos donkey?
markiplier's onlyfans
i have a conspiracy that this is the only fans that phil purchased for "science"
Dan and Phil Crafts
phouse tour
Brazil
Queer film
Ponzu sauce
Teriyaki sauce
Poke bowls
Monogamy
what r u pitching to be on snl uk?
If you did have kids what would you each want to call them?
best pokemon to partner with when surviving the apocalypse.
best and worst 'girlfriends' from before you got together
What is your favorite memory together
your fav kitchen utensils - poppy
Honestly if you need ideas use the "UNHhhh" themes and you're good for years
Mammograms
Xbox live
Do yall make crude jokes off screen or is it just an on screen persona?
olivia rodrigo
lego art
Parades
Spike, Angel or Faith
Sims series?
Supernatural (destiel)
The concept of pregnancy
what historical era would you like to visit and why
pranks
individual balls that each just have the name of a single core buffy character and let phil go wild
the twilight saga
Eurovision
each other’s moms
tour bits that didn’t make the final cut
You can only save one, Gerard Way or Harry Styles
Favorite outfits you've worn? Favorite outfits on each other? -Michaela
your quiet but devoted ace audience
favorite Batman and why
favorite Christopher Guest mockumentary
becky and jessica
split fiction...
Pocky challenge
The biggest dumbest fight you guys ever had that you laugh about now
I would like to see the Phinterest. Either or both of your Pinterest accounts. Especially regarding interior decoration
What do you guys think would happen if humans laid eggs?
Worst Experiences On Tour - Evan
prague
Things that feel illegal but aren't
Cults and what cult would you accidentally start
Anime
Eyebrows
Most controversial “hot take”
Emo music.
Old Man Yaoi please ❤️
The Oxford comma
Southeast Asia
what would u do if you were in a day long timeloop, and not sure when it would end
What’s the wildest, most out of pocket mii you each want to add to Phantopia?
Wings
dead internet theory
Name 50 women (inspired by Good Mythical Morning "Name 100 women" – can't know them personally)