Leaking our tiktok drafts! (FREE)

love tiktok

Toxic Gossip Train and 1:32 were actually so funny and iconic

this is so goofy 😭

Wait why did Dan actually play the song correctly??

U actually should have posted some of these

Ya'll it's driving me crazy WHO DOES BEN BELONG TO. I NEED TO KNOW

HELP not the toxic gossip train

I'm seeing this so late but this was the PERFECT thing to giggle over in the middle of the night to concern my mother who has no idea what I'm laughing about 😭😭😭😭

oh

oh wow

Interested to be a friend ?

Hello

You've got the format down pat!☺️ ... because this was just as nausea and vertigo inducing as watching tiktok. Yes, yes, yes it was entirely my own fault for not checking the title before clicking and turns out tiktok content, drafts or not's still a bad trip with information sequencing issues🤣

I love this energy!!!

RAT ENERGY CLEANSE

no bc i could literally write a DBQ on the dragon one that was actual art

No but the bad dragon one should never of been left in drafts, that was art and should be published on main

these all need to be posted immediately on main

The last one did it for me

i love this

Someone go save Richard

scroll down to leave a like, realise I've already liked it and realise I've forgotten I've watched this in the matter of 9 days....

the richard one is so funny please im crying

I'M SO DEAD IN THIS PHOUSE

More pls

YEE

all of these are literally so golden pls hahahaha

Toxic gossip cart needs to be posted 😂

هاي

The Youtube Drama one and the Dragon+Hobbit one should totally be posted

The rat cleanse is everything to me..... oh my god

Need myself a rat energy cleanse

Loved the “Don’t Touch the Color” and slaying the ri- i mean dragon one!

POST THE TOXIC GOSSIP CART AND THE BAD DRAGON ONE PLSSS

Personally I think all of these should've been posted on main

rat energy cleanse so beautiful i need to be cleansed with rat energy too...

this is gorgeous thank you

would u guys ever be in a mr beast video

The BD one slaps for obvious reasons xD

this is beautiful thank you fathers

rat energy cleanse is what i need rn

some of these tiktoks are high production with props and everything

Can you put all of your tiktoks on here or youtube? I don’t have the app and I refuse to download it

hi yeah wtf is this

Mannnnnn I love you guys

toxic gossip cart deserved to see the light of day

"I think I'm gonna die in this phouse" especially deserved to go on the tt feed

they’re just trying to prevent us from dyeing everything green

they knew we miss them 🩷

Love to see Ben, she's an icon 🥺😭🤧💜✨

ya'll are creative geniuses please more of this genre of comedy gold

i just watch all of their tiktoks on my computer browser so i dont have to get the app😔🫶🏻

toxic gossip cart is both a banger🔥 and an earworm 🪱

the fact that the eat the rich methaphor dragon was not posted feals like a personal attack - it is perfect share it with the world!

POST BAD DRAGON NOW

Toxic gossip cart is Insane work

I want a full version of toxic gossip cart

The one with Richard has vine energy and I love that

How could Mr Rodent Boy Summer not want the rat cleansing

bad dragon one should be sponsored

i’m drunk hello

AH

The one with the producers yelling about wanting to talk about vag should've been posted, that one got me the hardest lmao

The Phouse one should have been posted lmao

much appreciated, enjoy your vacation

Thanks kings, I needed this serotonin 🙏

So THAT was the barbershop quartet singing Christmas penguins Phil was apparently obsessed with

Toxic gossip cart will now be in my head forever 😂

Richard staring at her reflection is sending me

we need to save richard from the phouse she deserves better

the dragon one was incredible

Toxic gossip cart is iconic

Please consider putting your tiktoks on patreon so we don’t have to support tiktok 🙏🏻 Even just a random dump every so often would be fantastic

PLEASE upload all your tiktoks as YouTube shorts I don't want to download tiktok 😭❤️

TOSSIC GOSSIP CART 😭

ok maybe I’ll download tiktok just for you two smh

How his arm do that

IM CRYING AT THE TOXIC GOSSIP CART THE SHADDDEEEEE

this continues my theory that every good podcast is run behind the scenes by lesbians

This was so silly haha, had a good laugh. Hope y’all are chillaxing

THE FAKE TOES

Thanks dads <3 appreciate the mini content

Thanks dads

Bad dragon💀💀 please leave ur phone on the counter at bedtime

pls post the vagina one 😭

I always forget these guys can legit sing

wait the dragon/dwarves one was actually a really good social commentary

every week i tell myself not to be weird and hit on the phroducers. but now we know how lovely they are???? and they have the benevolence to work with these two? i’m on the floor thanks. dan and phil who? i’m here for them.

Phil’s voice is so lovely it would be so cool if he could do a singing cover

The way I understood all of this, and could never ever explain it to anyone who doesn't watch Dip and Pip

Gasped out loud a few times 🤭💕😻

THE RICHARD ONE, I am CACKLING

I CHOKED AT THE TOXIC GOSSIP CART NO GET OUT.

Feeding us whilst they're on holiday so we don't turn everything green again

so we all want a ben cleanse

Maybe all I need to heal is a ben cleanse actually

What is dip and pip even about 🥀

Why were these never uploaded 😭😂❤️

My address won't link to you guys no matter what I do does this mean I wont get a card???

These are all incredible

Bro I think im gonna die in this phouse

not the toxic gossip cart 😭😭😭😭

Why did I not see this until now?!? I was complaining before about having the day off, I ended up getting my PHERIOD and there was no PHODCAST!! (dw I am just playing up the dramatics, enjoy your holiday! especially after keeping us well fed recently!)

Aww they set up the automatic feeder for us

I love all of these! Also when Phil stroked the tentacle I automatically said "Friday night aimrite brother?"

Thank you dads we thought you forgot to feed us

They’re so thoughtful 🤧🤧 they knew we’d be going feral without a hard monday 😔❤️‍🩹

This is exactly what I needed thank you dads 😛

Rare Phroducer cameo we love to see it

The bad dragon one 😭😭

HOORAYYYY hope y'all are having an awesome holiday and NOT CHECKING THESE COMMENTS RN

omg hello dan and phil of the past

thank you

The bad dragon one has me dead

Pleeeease cross post your tiktok content to other socials for those of us who don't want glorified spyware on our phones 😭 Even just a weekly compilation posted to Patreon would do 👉👈

post the vagina one please

Ah no it’s going to be stuck in my head again /hj ✨ I’m think I’m going to die in this phouse ✨

Hope you’re having a wonderful vacation 🙌🏻

More art house videos please!! These were great 🫶🏻

I always love the ones that included the production team!

the dan robot dance is back we live

Why does Phil look so good in p(h)easant garb

thanks for the late birthday gift <3 happy flaccid monday the bad dragon one killed me

the hobbit one is SO GOOD can we get some more political commentary from my boys

CLAP CLAP

I'm sorry but the Richard tiktok deserves an Oscar for cinematography

Lads, why are these in the drafts!? These are good tiktoks... these... are gold.

OMG the producers….. I wanna talk about VAGINA!!! Me too girls!!!!! 😂😂😂

Bless you

It took me way too long to get the YouTube drama ref💀

Thank you feeding us while you’re on holiday

guys i had such a bad day and this really cheered me up ty <3

dan is just so long and seeing him scamper about is so silly

hi ben

richard saves the phod each week but who will save richard 💔

Dying @ richard

i needed this i was actually so sad when i remembered there would be no episode today😭😭 thanks dads

Thank you for this gift

Aww, my flaccid Monday just got slightly hardened! Thanks, guys :)

what is dan and phil even about

I need to know more about the rat. Please.

I missed you guys today! But I hope you are enjoying your holiday! I am 57 and have just discovered you gentlemen about a year ago so I miss you when you are gone.

y'all're genuinely hilarious XD the calender improv is so silly ty

a raise for the ladies

phadmins so gorggggg

yall are so sweet for giving us a semi on this monday <3

bring 👏 ben 👏 back!! 👏

i hope you guys are having a good holiday! thanks for not leaving us totally flaccid

enjoy your pholiday! thanks for the treat

Brother these are gold why r u holding back on us

Hope you guys are having the best time ever!! Hope it doesn’t lead to a survival story time 👀

and these stayed in the drafts for what reason pls tell the class

i think im gna die in this phouse come back

this was beautiful thank you

Thank you for feeding us on this soft monday

The color one was my fave lmao thank u for sharing all of these omg

The piss talk one with the producers got me 😭

Thank phod this was free 😛😛😛

THE TOXIC GOSSIP CART 💀💀

This is nice I was missing the hard launch today 🫶

The don’t touch the color that was said reminded me of my ADHD test 😅.

toxic gossip train and bad dragon SENT me

POST THE BILLIONAIRE METAPHOR ONEEEE

i love whatever's wrong with them <3

omg they touched

not phil playing the role of the neoliberal fascist state and dan killing him with a revolution, yet only to resume the antidemocratic neomonarchism

Rat cleanse was very nice!

truly peak content thanks guys

😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣

This was scheduled and therefore NOT proof of life... stay safe kings

Thank you for giving a small scrap to feed us though the week, I was worried we would all wither away

many of these deserved posting

Breaking headline: Dan and Phil call for killing billionaires. No one is actually upset?

Phil winning when dans life is on the line was so cute ngl

the static is so hard for us migraine havers, ty for this but i literally couldn’t watch 😭 pls find a more accessible cutting technique ily

Save Richard!!!!

you guys are so fun please dont shit yourselves to death 🩷

Toxic gossip cart and bad dragon should’ve made it onto the feed

BAD DRAGON MENTION!!!!!!!

NO HARD LAUNCH I’M CRYING

These should've all been posted. The last one is so iconic

I'm sorry to say these would all have been bangers

dan and phil remembered us phoor phannies for the first time challenge

Ugh I wish she never returned, she's back in the township and taking her show on tour again

Did you share this so we don't start dyeing stuff green?

woah guys you can schedule stuff??!!!! that's amazing

i Hope you're both alive we miss you

Not the Smaug x Bilbo AU

Wait do they post stuff like this on TikTok I don't have it

Is there no podcast today?

release the philes !!!!

Sorry, but how many lives does Dan have? 😭I swear he’s died like 7+ times already

The bad dragon one is so funny 😭

where do i sign up for a rat cleanse

thank you dads <3

The bad dragon one really got me 😭 These absolutely saved my Monday

yeas! Love the Ben content

I love Ben, Ben and Richard podcast when

Thanks dads, you always think of us! I think these were all bangers, especially the Ben content <3

beautiful content kings

Thank you for this birthday gift (it’s my birthday) i thought my birthday was going to be flaccid, but thank goodness, it’s at least a somewhat hard Monday birthday 💗

too many unreleased bangers

kinda feel like i need a rat energy cleanse tbh

We like to call it aldente monday

Criminal that the don't touch the color one didn't make it to tiktok i was DYING laughing

We need more ben phontent fr tho (also ik i have posted three comments in a row I just have too much to say)

Toxic Gossip cart is a certified banger 😭😂

thanks for setting up the automatic feeder before you went awat <3

This is basically like having someone in to water your plants while your away

We have to get our weekly dose of dip and pip one way another. TY!!!!!

SEROTONIN

phil and that damn singing penguin video

they are on hiatus and still managed to mention piss

they posted this so we wouldnt turn green again

THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN REFERENCE FUCKING SENT ME LMFAOOOO 🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼

this is like when your girls on holiday and she sends you NSFW photos to hold you over until she gets back

ARE WE JUST NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE BAD DRAGON??????

Absolutely delightful thank you I laughed out loud on the train platform

dad's said I know you're missing a phodcast this week so here's some phontent so you don't miss us too much! 🥰

THE COLLEEN DISS 😂💀 Have fun on holiday, miss y’all already 😭😢

i want that ben energy cleanse too XD

dan and phil shading both colleen with toxic gossip cart and the reform/anti-immigration lot with the hoarding dragon skit, i love these normal innocent men

enjoy your holiday kings thanks for keeping us fed please dont have any more near deaths this time

Richard blink twice if you need help girl

dan always been hootin and hollerin

Aww they learnt how to schedule a post! ☺️

Thanks for the snack lads

Thank you for the sustenance even when y’all are holidaying🤩

TOXIC GOSSIP CART GOES CRAZY

Absolutely delightful. Day made. Hope you're having a great holiday! <3

DRAFTS?!?! But these are quality

incredible camera angle work to make hobbit dan look short! every appearance of ben makes me smile. and lmao pov bad dragon development team asdkjskjd thank you!!!!! hope the vacation has been calm and warm and relaxing and FUN!

This is a great birthday gift thank you (I missed you dads)

And you guys say we're chronically online, y'all can't even take a holiday off without posting something. Go rest ffs. >:( but also ty always a good day to see the rat content.

love the rat energy cleanse one<3 have fun stay safe

Thank you for these crumbs in these trying times and have a lovely holiday! Hoping there's no near death experiences🤞this time

This was fun! Hope you are both having the best holiday 😊

I love whatever’s wrong with the both of you 😂😂

Enjoy your holiday! Please be safe and wear SPF in the warm, tropical non-four season Thai White Lotus trip 😜😎

they're so fucking nice they can't even leave us a week without anything?? the dads who stepped up for real

Richard give us a red ball 🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🥺

This was a work of art.

thanks dan and phil! now i don’t have to make my profile pictures green on this flaccid monday!!

Dragon one was gold 😋👑

Thank you 😊 hope you're having fun on your pholiday

I’ll never get enough of Dan, Phil and Ben 🥹

yall are too sweet 🥹 enjoy the holiday !!

didn’t think i was going to be erect today but here we are thank you dan and phil

Hope you're having a great holiday! These are hilarious lol

That was so cute

The hobbit and dragon political commentary was peak

Thank you for the treat 😊👏🏻

ok but like the phouse one was a banger why didnt u post it

so cute,, thanks lads

THE TOXIC GOSSIP CART IS KILLING MEEEEE

i'm a big fan of toxic gossip cart

WHAT A TREAT thank you kings hoping you're having a great holiday

im hard now

This was delightful thank you 🤣

These were all really good tbh 😂

thank you

wait but the phouse one is pure gold

my mondays been pretty flaccid 😔

that was excellent, thanks dads

Hello there, from the future

where does ben live? like is he at home or is he work rat?

We need more content from the hard launch behind-the-camera team, please and thank you🙏🏻

When you wake up going yass it's Dan&Phil day/time and then remember they on holiday and I don't get my episodes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Thanks so much boys

thank you so much for making this monday hard. despite all the odds

halfway hard rn

thank god i don’t have to be flaccid anymore

thank you for this i was so flaccid today

what a quaint little surprise on my flacid monday

this is genuinely everything i’ve ever needed

Verynicethankyou

who's rat is it even

The Hobbit one had me rolling

thanks for giving us this to get through our flaccid monday

yayy :3

I love the one where they run around showing me objects. You go 6ft 3 toddlers

NOT THE BAD DRAGON 💀 ... sponsor when? 👁👄👁

THE BAD DRAGON ONE PLS COLLAB

thanks dads<3

Phil’s singing during the toxic gossip train ate though

i love whatever is wrong with you both

Phil i miss you 😔

rat energy would have done numbers

my flabbers have been gasted

thank you phan, hope you are having fun and not dying

Viva la revolución! 🗡️ 🐉

Thanks dads

Thanks phaters

This is so funny 😭😭

Dan in the 1066 skit looking like Ryan Ross

this is the quality content i've been waiting for, thanks lads

This was ROBBED at the Oscars

Ben better have been compensated 😂

The vagina one made me cackle

It's Dan and that one dance move against the world 🖤

DADS OMG

gonna have toxic gossip train stuck in my head while i'm at therapy, thanks heaps 🥴😂

Thank you for feeding us phathers

These all should’ve been posted 😭😭😭 restricting me of content not very nice🫩

why didn't you post them!!!!!!

love the rat cleanse

rat

The blessing by a real rat performed by the true rat to his rat princess is what I needed to make it through hell week 😭

wasn’t expecting yall to post today

Also I haven't heard about bad dragon in years 😭 things that can't be unseen

thank you for keeping us semi-hard, phathers

They knew we’d be bored🥹🤍

Thank you fathers for feeding us on this flaccid Monday

the "i think i'm gonna die in this phouse" one was too good to stay in the drafts tbh

Thank you dads, love you, manifesting a holiday free of near-death experiences🙂‍↕️❤️

you accidentally leaked one of richard’s tiktok drafts

Lol... not the colleen ballinger shade 🤣🤣🤣

the one at 1:34 is so good LOL

Fantastic. No notes

You work so hard and deserve time off have fun don't come back with a "how we nearly died on holiday" story again be safe lol

why didn't u post these do u hate me

the dragon one lowkey slayed tbh (pun intended)

i just got done reading heated rivalry moments ago this is awesome

You should make a video reacting to fan edits 😭

The anti-capitalist hobbit iktr 🫡

My Monday is a little bit less flasid

JESUS WAS SEEN

thanks for keeping me hard in these difficult times (no pod)

Hope you guys are having a great holiday <33

I think I’m gonna die in this Phouse is amazing

absolute cinema

Thank you for leaving out a little snack for the kids while you're gone

This is premium content!

THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU DADS

Oh so the toxic gossip cart was the 'tiktok to not be named'

The Richard Tik Tok send me lmao 🤣🤣

That is what I need after an actual hard Monday. Thank you dip and pip

i love ben 🐀🥺😭

they are no longer absent parents

im crying

you guys so cute for not leaving us hanging for even one monday omggg hope the boys are having fun on their vacay

Love u guys 💝💝😭

i think im gonna die in this Phouse was so galaxy brained

Thank you <3 should've known you would never let us get soft on a monday

Thank goodness I was so sad this morning so I'll take any crumbs 🩷

Keeping our mondays hard thank u kings

This is how they keep us from turning green

Ty kings

maybe flaccid monday isn't so bad after all ❤️‍🩹

Bad dragon product development 😦

in the video of them finding the objects, dan looks MASSIVE with those boots on O.o

Is this a distraction tactic? Have you almost died again and it's on the news? (The tactic is working, I'm obsessed)

Trying to find a word in between soft and hard to describe this Monday and getting some real winners like semisoft, semihard and "medium mattress" So uh happy Medium Mattress Monday I guess

thanks

Toxic gossip cart goodbye 😭😭😭

Poor Richard

😆 not the toxic gossip train 🪕

Thank youuu!!! I hope you're both having a wonderful holiday, with no pontoon mishaps this time 🫶🏻

Awwww they didn't want us to turn green again😭This drop has the same energy as a treat dispenser <33 Thank you phadmins and dip n pip<33

They can feed us while on vacy, but Phil can’t keep a spider plant alive while Dan hobbles to the dentist

this has made my day

oh my god the richard one made me cackle

Loved it

Aww, I needed this, thanks guys, May your Holiday be free of any and all horror stories and instead is filled with amazingly terrific and fun stories to tell us all when you come back!

BEN

The Richard phouse one really got me

There are so many gems

you thought of us 🥹

I hope you're having a wonderful holiday without near death experiences <3 The color one is my fav tiktok and I would love to see it on TikTok as well if you ever want to release it and more of it, it's so funny lol

Okay toxic gossip cart was a BANGER

It’s a mood I’m watching this on my phone where I watch TikTok compared to my usual device for Dan and Phil which is my iPad- it just feels right

not the toxic gossip train 💀💀💀

I unfortunately really miss the toxic gossip train memes

i hope yall are enjoying your holiday thank you for keeping us fed in the meantime that’s very nice <333

honestly beautiful

Was feeling flacid but am a bit harder now <3 have a nice holiday!

thank u kings for nourishing us on flaccid monday <3

this is giving vine compilation energy 🙂‍↕️

you can’t spell dance without dan

i screamed so hard i nearly threw up @ toxic gossip train

i was sad bc there isnt a hard launch but now i feel better🫶🏻

10/10 no notes (yay phroducers cameo)

Phil gives that tentacle a stroke and a half before figuring it’s probably a bad idea.

Hope you're having a great holiday 🏖🌴🍹

Miss you and wish you a 'merry' relaxation on your holiday! Plus I have not gone mad in my preparation for my final job training exam later next month, yay (honestly I cannot complain it's going rather well at the moment)

the rat cleanse... how is this in the drafts this is amazing

The hidden billionaire right wing replacement theory critic in the hobbit setup was just peak

LIIFEEE IS WORTH LIVIIINGG

TOXIC GOSSIP WAS SO FUNNY HELP

I was not expecting the toxic gossip train one 😭😭😭😭

thank you kings for ensuring we never have to go a monday without a mention of piss we love you 🙏🏾🩷

i love the very subtle dig in the third to last one🥹

Posting this so we don’t turn green again (which was Phil’s fault)

Super random, but the bad dragon product development one has some amazing asmr 😊

We all need a eat energy cleanse

Thank you dad’s for feeding us on this erectile dysfunction Monday.

i miss you guys 🥺 hope you are having a great holiday and please don’t die ❤️‍🩹

I'm cleansed now

i think im gonna die in this phouse should have been posted

Omg stop the toxic gossip cart took me out on the metro ☠️

Incredible, hope y’all are enjoying your holiday even though you’ll see this when you get back

This video stopped so many people from making their entire accounts green again

THE BAD DRAGON ONE IS DIABOLICAL

thanks for the single line of yaoi coke dads ❤️‍🩹

YAY! MORE BEN CONTENT!!!!

the bad dragon one YOU GUYS

Thanks for the enrichment these are so funny - i love the colors one xD i hope youre having a relaxing and SAFE WITH NO NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES holiday!

taking care of ur children okay fine i won't lash out this week

omg the toxic gossip cart one should have been posted

beautiful

I still keep forgetting that those are Richard’s *eyes*

Them talking about Bad Dragon was not on my bingo card

can yall add FAHHHHHHHH to dans soundboard

They scheduled this so we wouldn’t turn everything green again

hope you're having an amazing vacation (with no near death experiences)!!

let them yearn for vagina on main plz

okay the song actually killed me LMASDJFN

rat one was my fave <3 enjoy your holiday girls xx

wot

hello past dnp, thank you for feeding us 🙂‍↕️ wishing present dnp the safest holiday ever

happy not so flacid Monday to me

loved all of these lads

Made going back to class a good day

Richard dying in the phouse, nooooo!!

thank you phadmins and co for this <3 enjoy ur holiday, boys!!

i teared up

Con esto podré sobrevivir la sequía 💞 GRACIAS

This was beautiful thank you

Lmfao I love this

I was beginning to get withdrawls

This little bubble of joy gave me the lift I needed, thanks dads <3

It's half-mast Monday yall

Semi monday thanks dads

So after years of restraining myself from getting TikTok for my own well-being, this is how it ends

not phil the phragon being dwarfist...

they’re alive!! hope yall are having the best time 🫶

Happy holigay :)

release these nowww

thank you fathers

The rat energy cleanse was by far my favorite, you should do that one some more Dan

Phanks for the Phree mini pherapy, ghost of Dan and Phil’s past. Please have the BEST fkn holiday cause you both deserve it so much.

HOPE U GUYS ARE HAVING A GOOD VACAYYYYYY!!!

Thank youuuuuuu <3 Hope you're having a lovely holiday!

I just need so much more rat content

Phadmin girlies i adore you

twitched monday

soft mondays have never felt so good!

THE BAD DRAGON- 😭😭😭

Thank god, I was about to dye everything in my phouse green 💚

That was beautiful, thank you

Had such a shitty day & this made the day better🥹🥹🩷🩷

slay

thanks for making us hard even on your week off <3

Bennnn!!!! love beeeen

Why are they the funniest men alive

RAT ENERGY cleanse 😭😭😭😭😭😭 also i see what u did there with the dragon cave sketch..

thank you for this birthday gift

enjoy the holiday stay alive 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Absolutely amazing give me 50 more

SEMI MONDAY

I needed this, thank you 💜

the dwarf bit is hilarious

omg hello??? thank you for blessing us 😌

so thoughtful of you to give us a lil treat on this phlaccid monday

I love how we still have no context of where Ben came from or where he went

As a musician, it is still so funny to me that Phil is holding the triangle beater the wrong way round and "playing" the triangle with the part that in reality would be plastic 😅

you gotta post some of these

Dads😻🥰💎💎❤️❤️❤️❤️

That piss shaming one was AMAZING. WHY DID YOU NOT POST- oh wait ig you just did

Incredible metaphor with the dragon and hobbit

I thought this was an email from my therapist, who is on annual leave, so I clicked, and proceeded to be therapized regardless.

bless our uncles for feeding us on Flaccid Monday

Zen <3

TOXIC GOSSIP CART

the toxic gossip cart is SENDING ME

miss u dads hope ur having fun on your vacayyyy!!!!

#LetThePhroducersTalkAboutVagina

Dan popping and locking genuinely gagged me

Would love to listen to Dragon Phil just doing some monologuing

thank you father

I'm worried for the day when Phil will accidentally sit on Richard and miraculously break her

Dan doing his robot dance in 2026… life is good and Monday is hard again

I love the "THIS IS STUPID I WANNA TALK ABOUT VAGINA" one

I got anxiety from watching you mESS UP THE COLOURS.

No longer soft and green crafting on this hard day

Oh thank phod I almost turned green

the hobbit one ???? yes redistributed the wealth k- i mean legends!!!

toxic gossip cart is crazy lmaooo

they saved us from flaccid monday ❤️

Wait these are great please post them

please tell leila and emeilia how real they are for the tiktok they were in

We have been fed! Thank you for this semi Monday

disfruten sus vacaciones phookies los amo

Helping us cope through the flaccid monday 😓🙏

Midpoint? Ps: you’re dorks, it’s great