✨ PHAM MEMBERSHIP CARD UPDATE! ✨

HELLO PHAM

Just wanted to give an EXCITING update on the membership cards! In case you didn't see in the last Pham afterparty stream - after toiling in the card mines (mainly increasing the amount of holographicness) we finally have a sample card we are super happy with, she is beautiful and real and ready to go!

It takes a while to develop an item like this from scratch (so we appreciate your patience), but now we have a delivery date of April when they will start being sent across the world!

Quite a few Pham members don't have an address listed in your Patreon settings - the cut off for this is March 15th, so please update your address on DESKTOP or we might not be able to send your card first along with everyone else!

FAQS

Who can get a card? Anyone who was a Pham member between the start of the Phatreon and 31st December 2025

What if I paused or cancelled since then? That is fine! You can still get a card.

My address has changed! There is still time to update your address in the Patreon settings! more info here please do that by March 15th (it seems to just work on desktop)

Will my real name/username be on the card? No. it has a strip to sign your name!

I gifted a membership - do they get a card too? The gifted person should have been able to add an address to their account too if part of the Pham tier.

My account won't let me add the address! Please contact Patreon support who will be able to help you here

I'm scared my Pham card will give me unstoppable aura and I might accidentally take over the world! We are deeply apologetic but we cannot control how deeply powerful and attractive having this card will make you.

THANKS