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July 5, 2023

Terrible Maids

Sequel to Pick Your Maid but instead these ones aren't any good at all! Suggested by Aethersprite224!

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IvyReed · July 10, 2023

Brutus isn't a "bad" maid, its just some people pay extra for that kind of service and she can't reign it in for low payers.

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Rick K · July 9, 2023

I’d definitely prefer to be waited on by Brutina. Any adverse outcomes would be minor, and totally unintentional. Plus, a 50% chance that everything worked right. For any unruly customers who might wander in, I’d employ Clovinia as a bouncer, disguised as a waitress. She could threaten customers for tips as part of her schtick, but not hint that food safety depended on their decision. Anybody coming in looking for trouble would find out that she’s the specialty of the house.

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 10, 2023

That’s not a bad idea

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 6, 2023

I used to work with someone like Clovis that would ignore a table if they wanted anything unless tip was promised. She worked there for 6 months because of a hiring problem. And from what I was told she was a spoiled brat with a rich dad. But I never confirmed.

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KaiserDunk · July 7, 2023

Sounds like some of the Entitled People stories on the subReddits.

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eddi_TBH · July 6, 2023

Still evil vs still lovable.

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 6, 2023

Toxic waste water is still pretty. All colorful

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Thisguy · July 6, 2023

With all the gender shenanigans here, it amuses me to think that the cafe has a gender switch machine, and the guys go into work, switch to female to work, then switch back to male afterwards to go home. Thereby allowing the maid cafe to maintain a female only server staff, while also being equal opportunity. And one of the employment benefits is occasional off work usage of the machine.

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 6, 2023

I bet Nora made the machine.

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Ordithus · July 6, 2023

The order! Is Brutus the kind of... gal to appreciate the help, or slap you ded for touchy? Clovis has an appeal, femme fatale Fun sketch, they are so different

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Raventail · July 5, 2023

I hope we get to see more femBrutus soon. 😍

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 6, 2023

Same

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Glenn Sellers · July 5, 2023

Well, if what I saw on a TV show is correct, TIP is the abbreviation for "To Insure Promptness". Perhaps that's what Clovis is referring to.

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 6, 2023

No he’s going to poison you if you don’t tip

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coredumperror · July 5, 2023

Adore this!

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AetherSprite224 · July 5, 2023

YEEEEEEES this was absolute perfection!

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Rex the Raccoon · July 5, 2023

I do adore your idea as well! I do wonder why Kathrin would hire someone like Clovis, but then I thought that some patrons would love a bad girl. But I got Brutus’ appeal immediately!

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Spillthefire6 · July 5, 2023

Clovis: I don't get it Brutina...even when I make it clear these fools should tip me well or face my wrath ,they still fail to tip appropriately to my status...Its like they want me to spit in their food... Brutina: I don't know Boss. They have been pretty good to me. Even when I spilled that Larger of mead on my uniform and got it all soaked, they still gave me a hefty tip...Maybe you need to try a different shift?

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 6, 2023

The tip was for the wet T-shirt contest.😂

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Thisguy · July 5, 2023

And this is why my favorite dopy villain side character is Kronk. Not only will he not get your order wrong, he'll actually step in and cook it when the chef quits.

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SophieTRat-Skunk · July 5, 2023

I’m torn between Kronk and Iago from Aladdin… but for *very* different reasons!

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SophieTRat-Skunk · July 5, 2023

I’d actually walk to the kitchen with Brutus to make sure my order got there correctly! (Still a better option than Clovis!)

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 6, 2023

I’d walk back to the kitchen and drown Clovis in a bowl of soup. You don’t threaten a man’s food

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Roarschach · July 5, 2023

"The safety of your meal depends on your generocity" That's harsh, but completely in character, lol

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ThirdKind · July 5, 2023

Careful Clovis I will take it out on your ass...if I live😐

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 6, 2023

Same ,and I’m fire proof so bring it on Clovis

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silver dragonia · July 5, 2023

i wouldn't want clovis to be my maid and i would happily give brutus a great amount of tip becouse of how lovely he is and maybe i'd also point out where he lost the paper

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Onyx Dragon 388 · July 6, 2023

Clovis would probably end up with the tips either way sadly

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Elvenhunter84 · July 5, 2023

Brutus is doing his best

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Spillthefire6 · July 5, 2023

What would be a feminine name for Brutus? Bruta? Brutina?