Nora's Used Cars
Trace as a used car salesman, suggested by Sormostrel!
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Trace as a used car salesman is quite cute >w>
*worker smashes a fly on the sign, making it look like a period* Mike, Evals, and the harem: "we'll take that one, for 1.99 G" "with the two gold trade in you're giving us for our old cars, you owe us a copper"
Kudos for the Muppet Movie reference.
I know I can’t be the only one that wants to see that wacky inflatable arm flailing Nora animated. 😂
I think Nora just wants to get rid of used cars that don't work at all. I'm interested in their price...
"Now this fine classic was owned by a little old Basitin lady who only drove it across the island on Sundays. And it can be yours for only 50 Gold down, and 50 Gold a week for 50 years!"
Turns out, that granny is the Basitin Isle rally champion and this was the banger she used in the weekly rally meets.
Hey, in Yakima, Washington there actually IS a Legacy auto dealership.
WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING NORA!
😂
Big Bill Hell's is really coming to mind, right now.
"IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID M*****F*****, YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSH*T! GUARANTEED!!!"
Our warranty does not cover random or regular species and/or gender reassignment enchantments as added by our CEO. In signing you are giving your full permission to be at any time changed according to the whims of Dr. Agon Nora
Magical warranty fully covered provided you purchase the extended mana coverage.
Does that car hold together with magic? 🤣
Just when you thought there couldn't be a Trace more evil than Dark Lord Trace.
I’ll take any run down heavy duty pick-up Trukk if ya got any. I don’t need no fancy things such as Working AC, Radio, or anything else nonessential to a car functioning. I need it for my war boars to pull it like a wagon.
Grandpa?
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE RENI!!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubedragon, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubedragon, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubedragon!
Hi! I'm Trace Legacy, Grand Templar and dragon appreciator for Nora's Used Car Warehouse and Wholesale! Thanks to a spell incantation error, I am overstocked on Mana infused used and abused cars, and I'm passing the savings on to YOUOUOUOUOUOU~!
Can't sleep, Inflatable Reni will eat me
"You come on down today and buy a Nora's Used Car, and we'll throw in the gender swapping OR species transformation feature ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!" 🤣
... but perpetually linked to each individual gear, so watch how you do your racing shifts ...
What.
You know all these Nora's used car dealership suggestions make me want to see what exactly Bussiness lady Nora looks like.
Scary Sexy
Wacky waving paw dragon in the background. Is there a magical undercoating option?
The cheap, baggy suit. The giant belt buckle. The tie that's way too wide and short. The fixed, desperate smile. Trace has the full used car dealer package deal. XD Great job, Tom! Love the wacky waving Reni. Congrats, Sormostrel!
Sansabelt polyester slacks and cowboy boots too.
So what's the value of 199g? That like 2000 USD?
Tom has stated that 1g = 10 USD. See https://www.patreon.com/posts/lauras-first-78958740
Nora's got Trace hustling to make that side cash..
Why does he have the sans smile
Because it's forced...and if you don't buy a car, you're gonna have a bad time. *Trace's left eye starts shining blue*
Nevermind the car, I want the Reni air dancer.
The wacky waving inflatable wing-flailing tube Reni! ♡
I would have my doubts the cars function properly knowing nora
Yup