Dungeons and Dergans

Sythe: "I shift into my feral form!" *poof!...is a Nibb*

Uh...yeah I got nothin

Must be playing a bard.

10x10 hallway: "I CAST FIREBALL!!"

I've seen this one before. I almost have to drop the dialogue for the gag on this one. Reni: {Wait, what?} Zen: "You heard me, I want to seduce the dragon!" Sythe: "Masks, have mercy." Reni: {Uh, fine. Roll and see what happens.} She then proceeds to glance over her notes behind the screen. She and the red-haired fighter had brainstormed this happening ahead of time. *Zen rolls* Zen jumps up in triumph. "Yes! Natural 20!" Reni's jaw then cracks an ear-to-ear grin. Red spots this and also smiles broadly, but only nods. Reni: {The dragon grows to its maximum height saying, "Your insult will only grant you a swifter death!" Roll for initiative!} Zen: "Wait, what? I rolled a nat 20!" Red: "You did, but that only guarantees success in combat." He then rolls his own d20 to figure out initiative, and is not disappointed in the roll, for once. Raine: "Is it too late to run away?"

I need more of these...so many possibilities! (Nice callback to Barbarian Raine on her character sheet BTW)

Wait, where the hell is Nibbly's charakter sheet?!

I would like to split the party

I read that as "I attempt to seduce the dungeon" at first and found it way too funny

Reni is cutest DM. Would something, something... dungeon her dragon any day! Also, I hope Raine brought enough Chips or Whatever to share with the whole table. :p Great job as always, Tom! Congrats, Glassan!

Reni: "It works!" Zen: "But I didn't even roll for it yet." Reni: "Oh... R-Right. Reh-heh." *Blushy.* Zen: "...I rolled a 6." Reni: "It... still works!" Zen: "Nice!"

Reni: "Wait, come again?" Zen: "You heard me. I attempt to seduce the dragon!" Sythe (vetran D&D): "Sigh... I warned you, but you didn't listen" Maren: "Can I take his stuff?" Zen: "Hey!" Red: "Maren, we're team!" Zen: "Thank you-" Red: "We take his stuff equally" Zen: "Go to hell" Raine: "Zen, think about it. You, bard on level 2, want to seduce THE DRAGON" Zen: "So?" Raine: "I give up" Karen: "You can do it Zen!" Zen: "At least one person is optimistic" Reni: "You have to roll 20" Red: "There's no way" Sythe: "You've never played D&D, haven't you?" Zen: "D20!!!" ... Reni: "You succesfully seduce the dragon" Zen: "Woo-hoo!" Reni: "Rolls constitution check" Zen: "Wh-what?" Reni: "Dragon is called Nora"

On a natural 20, a sadistic DM would make the dragon a violent stalker with a crush and give him too much of a good thing.

Cant say I wouldnt do the same

Zen then rolls the dice and fails to seduce the dragon. Also, I really like the name of the chips they're eating "Chips or Whatever"

I attempt to marry or propose to the dragon

Never underestimate the power of a Nat. 20 ;p

What have you done? Now you've awakened a new ship for fans to jump on!

Reni- "Okay. Roll a dex save." Zen-"a dex save? Why?" Reni- "its a male dragon"

Fricking wolf bards...

And that's how the game devolved into anarchy xD. Great work, Tom! P.S. Red's clearly making progress, choosing Fighter-woman rather than Fighter-man. :V

Of course it has to be a bard, and Zen. Bards are typecast!

So we got: Bard Zen, Druid Sythe, Barbarian Raine and... Sorcerer Karen, Wizard Maren and Fighter Red?

Bards are probably the only reason sorcerers exist. They are the only ones horny enough to lay a dragon not slay it.

i do hope there's others who'd play this with me i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks and i hope someone else orders dinner i'd pitch in to pay for some of it and is that miss nibbly i see besides zen?

Zen really needs to work on his pickup lines.

Nice callback to the Barbarian Raine sketch. EDIT: And the Druid Sythe sketch, almost forgot that one.

Lv 2 and already encountering a dragon

Of course the bard wants to seduce the dragon. It's always the bard.

Interesting character choice for Raine.

I love the look everyone is giving him, Especially Reni! 🤣