Assassin Guild Gift Shop
The Bros first days working for the assassin's guild weren't quite as exciting or intriguing as Zen might have imagined. Suggested by Dadrobit!
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I wonder if they accept Dogecoin?
Least someone had some fun doing it. ^^
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
"The Spy-sicle: What do you get for the man who has everything? An icicle driven into his back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores." -TF2
Death by cold cuts.
Very discworld-ish
i sometimes wonder what PTeppic and Vetinari would make of the Twins.
hmm, can I get a switch blade with someone else's name on it though?
sure you either should say your name is different than your own or tell them you get it for a friend
This is my kind of shop.
mine too maybe if we buy stuff from there we'll get a freguent patron VIP medal from them and we'd get someone who deals with those who buy stuff freguently from time or is it those who buys all their eguipment from them
i do wonder if they sell throwing knives the ones i have used alot are getting dull unless they also sharpen a few thousand knives i'd be happy to pay triple
i think this is the best sketch in ages
Hey, you can't be picky about income when you're poor. Amazing little details on those cards. ^^
Hah, truly a #QualitySuggestion, Dadro. XD And awesome work as always, Tom.
Guess not every job can be making mages' heads explode and getting stabbed through the chest. Welp, at least they're getting paid! ...Oh, wait. o_o' Great work, Tom! Love the stenciling work on the sign! Congrats, Dad!
Nat: "Everything alright over there, bro?" Zen: "Fine. It's just... something's up with the books. We're way off for some reason." Nat: "Huh. Wonder if it has something to do with all the free snacks I keep giving Brutus when he comes around." Zen: "All the free WHAT?!" Brutus: "Hey, fellas! Thanks again for the treats!" Nat: "Don't mention it, big guy!" Brutus: "I really appreciate it. Boss never gives me candy! Says it's bad for my figure. In fact, he said he'd kill anybody he found sneaking me snacks from now on!" Zen: "Eh-heh. We won't tell if... you don't." Brutus: "Still, I feel really bad taking all this stuff and never giving anything back. Hmm... Tell ya what. I'll do you guys a favor!" Zen: "Oh... T-that really isn't necessary." Brutus: "No, no, I insist! So, here it goes. If we're ever on opposite sides of a fight in the future, I promise... I'll kill you two last." Zen: "I... t-thanks?" Brutus: "Don't mention it!" *Exits.* Nat: "...We probably should have asked if we could have changed the favor to just... not killing us." Zen: "With Brutus, I'll take what I can get. Oh, and about those snacks?" Nat: "Stop giving them to him?" Zen: "Masks, no! Give him anything he damn well asks for!"
Makes you wonder if the Assassins Guild makes more on contracts or the gift shops!
Even assassins get saddled with grunt work when they start out. :-)
"Your name switch blades" whelp I probably wouldnt be able to find mine unless I had it custom made lol
Buy one poison and get the cure for half off.
Great stuff, thanks kindly for the sketch, Tom!
Lmao!
What's a purcase? Is that like a big coin purse/case?
That’s a typo. It’s supposed to be purrcase, which is a case in which you store kittens.
Aw man. They sell deck protectors?
Ok, the idea of an assassin’s guild having a gift shop its already funny enough, but the fact they even give discounts packaged with each assassination its priceless
"Nat. Dude. Put the engraved switchblade down, we have to sell those and getting blood on them reduces the likelihood someone picks it up."
That's adorable in a weird yet uplifting way.
Zen is playing a dangerous game in the back there
You sure that’s not Nat?
I love what is written on the cards
They gave me a good laugh: Roses are Red. So is Blood!