Dragon Wash
Nora takes the car wash, suggested by Miikka!
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I want a pin up of car wash girl now, lol
Picturing her asking to go through the car wash. The manager being like "That's probably fine? I guess you're a dragon. It's probably not gonna hurt you. Do I need you to sign a waver?"
Awwww! I love Nora's majestic lil tongue blep! That must be hitting the right spot! Great theme for these hot summer months, Tom! Congrats, Miikka!
Karra Washington: "Ma'am! E-excuse me! But I d-don't think the owners would like you going through the wash without an, um... c-car." Nora: "So, you're saying the only thing preventing me from having brilliantly buffed and shiny scales is the displeasure of a couple mortal landowners?" Karra: "Um... basically, your R-Resplendence." Nora: "Hmm... I see. Oh well, guess there's only one thing to be done." *Goes anthro. Pulls out phone. Taps a few buttons. Smiles... disconcertingly.* "There! Now the owner shouldn't mind whatever I do here! Problem solved!" Karra: "B-but the owners were clear. No car washes without a, uh... car." Nora: "You misunderstand, dear. The owner will not mind because I AM now the owner. Or I will be, once the transaction goes through." Karra: "You BOUGHT a car wash just so you could clean your scales?" Nora: "A car wash? Darling, I bought the franchise." Karra: "W-what?" Nora: "Welcome to the staff of Lady Nora's Royal Wash and Scale Shine! By the way, my dear... Has anyone ever told you that you look like manager material?" Karra: "N-not till today... boss?" Nora: "Excellent! As your first managerial duty, I believe this change of ownership requires a change of uniform to match. I'm thinking something with less... material. Swimwear sounds... seasonal, yes?" Karra: *Gulps and blushes.*
https://www.facebook.com/infinitycarwashnh/photos/pcb.749715038488923/749714925155601/
Workin' at the Nor-wash! Workin' at the Nor-wash, yeah! Come on and sing it, baby Nor-wash!...
I need to see this in COLOR!! 😄
You Laugh You Lose
this is where nora begs trace to do one of those 'do it yourself' carwash stations....
Then she finds out this is a franchise operation, and if Trace buys in, he gets a "home version" as part of the deal. She starts dreaming of a dragon-themed advertising image, complete with an animated LED sign in front, and online ads she stars in.
Reminds me of the german shepard at the car wash video, super cute! *edit* someone beat me to it lol
I bet that's Trace vehicle getting washed. That sure hits the spot for Nora.
With Flora driving...
Did she go for the undercarriage and wax special?
That's cute.
OK, now that's just smart. Get a good massage, quickly get clean, move on. Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=581xqzFO7w8
And the wheel brushes for pedicure
the attendants aren't getting paid enough to deal with this
I feel like the unofficial policy of any non-dragon species, when dealing with things that dragons decide to do, is "Just...let it go. No amount of gold is worth the trouble of trying to interfere." 😂
Scented wax is a must! Go for the interior vacuuming, worth every penny
Umm... that last part sounds NSFW
"My other car is a mother fucking dragon."
"Literally, she seduced my mother last night."
How To Wash (and Wax) Your Dragon Spring for undercoating, totally worth it.
And a polishing on her scales to finish
This is not what I expected but im not complaining, very cute (o´▽`o)
That's the spot.
Very cute!