No Pets Allowed

She is not my pet. She is my wife.

sorry trace, you will have to watch from the window

Can their be another pic of this guy with his hair on fire?

Maybe Trace will buy the restaurant in order to fire the maitre’d.

Something tells me the maitre'd is about to get a different kind of "yelp!" review, courtesy of tiger teeth.

Cuts to next scene with maitre'd teleported to the moon covered with claw marks.

That's pretty messed up prejudice right there.

BURN THE PLACE DOWN!!!

"PET!!! I'll have you know that I'm also a trained, certified emotional support companion! I try to calm him down, and try to patch up whomever triggered him. He's improving, because he hasn't mauled anybody in weeks. But a relapse would be especially nasty."

oof ^^

Looks like someone's about to be mauled. Only question is, by whom.

I'm surprised Tom didn't link the Dreaded Dress Question sketch to this.

Not sure if trace has his magic in this au or not but if he does this guys about to be in a bad place

I'm sure things will change when the Chair of the Templar Consortium leaves a scathing review.

Someone's about to get scratched up.

I’m sure he’ll regret it later, once Nora gets involved...

This is all Kamonster's fault! It even says he suggested this "No pets" policy. I don't know what he's got against Keidran but this will not stand! (I'm kidding of course, this is hilarious.)

What a jerkface! I'm sure Adira will be able to accommodate the lovely couple at the Riftwall East. This date night has merely been diverted. Romance will find a way! Great work as always, Tom!

Later that same evening... Maitre D'bag: "I'm sorry, madam. But the sign IS clearly marked." Laura: "Hmmph. I see... Well, in that case, we'll just take our business elsewhere! C'mon, dear." *Yanks Keith's leash.* Keith: "Hrrk! ...I wanted to try out that new Tiger Grill place down the street, anyway. You can cook your own meats right at the table!" Laura: *Laughs.* "Oh, honey... Pets don't sit at the table!"

You're about to get the Edinmire Outfit treatment, buddy, if you don't back down and start making exceptions right now! I love their reactions since I'd be pretty mad too. Especially Trace the way he's glaring at the maitre'd like, "What... did you say... about *my* wife!?" And I still love how beautiful Flora looks in that dress ^w^ nice of it to make a return!

Trace casts 'froggy morph' on the doorman! It's super effective!

Just something everyone should think about. For many, many people out there, this sort of thing is their reality. Everywhere they go they sneered at, looked down on or denigrated like this. And if they raise their fist against it, THEY are the ones who get into trouble, because the law is not on their side. If the minority is treated poorly enough (much like Keidran in the comic) they could easily find themselves in mortal danger if they try.

I foresee a burning restaurant in the near future.

Jackass doesn't know who he's dealing with.

Good ol racism

“No PETS?! This is my WIFE, you dolt!”

Trace: What do you mean, 'No Pets'? Doorman: Sir, we have a reputation to uphold within this fine establishment. Our restaurant is proud to have been fleabag free for the past century, and your...consort, by our rules, is classified as a 'pet'. She can't come in. Flora: I am no one's pet, you snob! Doorman: Such manners! No, we clearly can't have that sort of language in our dining. Trace: Do you have any idea how long it took us to get a reservation here? Doorman: Does it look like I care? No pets, and that's final Flora: ...Trace, smite him. Trace: ...For once, I think I will. Doorman: I must insist, sir, that you lea- -BAMF- Doorman: -BaGAWK! Trace: Well, we'll just go down to Adira's place instead. Her food's better anyway. Flora: Thanks dear. Hey, we could take him with us-look, he's laying an egg! Trace: I am NOT eating anything that these pompous arses have to offer! Come on, darling. Let's go. Door...man? Hen? -Cluck-cluck BAWK! Cat Nora: Ah, so he finally got the hang of that spell...well, I think I'll leave you there, to think about what you've done.

Hehe, nice touch having the "Suggested by" on the sign as well, but sorry to say Kamonster that Flora might just come come after you as a result 😂

Little does anyone know, the guy is meaning the pocket Nora in the handbag Flora's holding.

If someone said that to me I’d Break their face

Trace is going to chew out the mama her and destroy that places reputation

Time to see Flora's rare combat skills at work. THROTTLE HIM!

Snarky man nearby: "Yet they hired you."

Burn it

"Is Trace Legacy gonna have to dark magic a bitch?"

The new year dress returns!

How dare