Cat in the Road

it seems that, while her size changes, her mass does not. hmmm.

...... opens a can of tuna away from the road. "Worth a shot."

I am reminded of a bunch of rednecks trying to pull a certain hammer out of a hole.

Pft. A Basitin would wake her up and ask her politely to move.

*puts up sign* “Kick cat if you want to live permanently as another animal (and opposite gender)”

Barkeep: "Soooo, how one of Edinmire's finest doin' ta'day?"<br><br>"Cats. Cats! Captain has me chasing nuisance cats around town. Most, <i>eh</i>, ya yell and wave- they skedaddle. BUT- Get this, we had this one... right stubborn thing, tried poking it, taking a shovel to it, ran a live carriage over it hopin' to scare it something fierce. Nothing! Not a thing. Last thing, we tried haulin 'er off, with CHAIN. Some of that thick castle gate type stuff! It SNAPPED. The thing slept SOUNDER... and started purring seductively. Go figure that one!"<br><br>"Tsh. World's goin' crazy. Got all the figurin' ya need right here."<br><br>*serves beer*

A sleeping Nora blocks your path. Play the pokeflute?

Heck, this is the same as any of our cats! XD

He indeed put up a sign, and it says "Caution: Sleeping Cat".

Incidentally this is basically all sleeping cats. They have a strange way of becoming completely immovable when they don't want to.

if chains and shovels dont work, does that make her hekkin chonkers (but slim for a cat)

Guard: "Welp, it's been two months, and she's still napping... Time to build a new road, I guess?" Fun fact: You can track Nora's napping habits by referencing maps of new road construction across Mekkan through the years.

Also, if they mentioned something about trace wanting her at his manor I’m suuure she would move. Because I don’t think she’s asleep anyways.

Is she even asleep? She is probably just laughing at them inside right now. Guard: *sigh* uh... just... put up a sign or something. Nora: (inside laughter intensifies) Guard: *puts up sign*, *turns around to see if anyone’s coming* *turns back around* Where did the sign go?! Nora: I wonder where I put that... Flora: Traaace, what’s up with the sign in the room? Trace: huh? Whaaa? Flora: OH NO, it feel on my chocolate, is it ok?! *runs over to the chocolate bowl* oh, it’s ok. Trace: sigh..., ok. Can we focus on the fact that there is a road sign in are bedroom?

Lol, she just can't help being a public menace can she?

Just don't call her fat...

Awww, pat da cat! I would totally give the kitty headpats and snuggles, not try to pry them out of the road =D

I bet Trace can lift her out of the way with no effort at all.