Little Red Riding Fox
Laura goes out to bring a basket for someone, when a big bad wolf shows up. Suggested by Slartibartfast!
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Good grief Natani, is it possible for you to not look smoking hot in any imaginable situation?
Laura is starting to think something might well be amiss behind her...
Now, if the "wolf" was Keith, we could sing, "Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, You sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want."
Why could we only sing it if ohhhhh I just got it.
I'm disappointed it's not actually the red-haired swordsmen guy
He gets no love.
Ok, for some unknown reason i just saw this scene as Evals sneaking up behind Mike with mike in vixen form.
with the follow up being Evals pounded into the ground with a broken basket over his head... and Mike saying, "I told you not to sneak up on me like that!"
Then Laura pulled out a Uzi from her basket and shot Natani a hundred times with it. (Darkstalkers reference)
Or maybe Brutus and Clovis. With Brutus looking scary, then looking cute and going “can I haz goodies?”
Now we need Natani as wolf and Keith as Red. And then Red Kicks the wolf’s ass. :P
Look out, little missy! It's Mister Steal-Yo-Man!
This comment made me choke-
In Little Red Riding Hood, if the Wolf is just a wolf, then he is just a predator acting according to his nature. If you make the Wolf a werewolf, then he is just a predatory monster acting as monsters typically do. If you make everyone in the story an anthro canid, then the Wolf is now a cannibal, transvestite, serial killer that lives in a forest and stalks little girls. Something I found on the internet somewhere
And if you make the wolf an investigative reporter in a fairytale world you get Hoodwinked.
Great. I had a similar proposal on my list. However, with Maren and Sythe. I hope there will be a sequel
"Riding Fox". Oh, yeah, that would explain Laura's collar and leash!
Marvelous looking scene. Looking forward to seeing what followup suggestions will come from this.
Aawwwooooooo...
Big Bad Natani: "First I'll take your basket, then I'll take your boyfriend!"
I would like to see Clovis as LLR and Big Bad Brutus, but he’s super happy instead of being scary.
And here we have a reenactment of a side piece trying to take out the main squeeze
Natani: "Well, well, well. You thought you could hide the bacon? Are all women this foolish?" Laura: "Ask yourself. Also, is that mailman on your breath?" Natani: *hastily looks for a breathmint* "Umm, uh, oh man, wait, here--Tic Tacs. Now. *does Patrick Warburton impression* Hand over the basket" Laura: *pepper sprays Natani* Natani: "Augh! My face! Why always the face!"
Only one lover of Keith will make it out alive in this death battle... I'll just wait when those two are done and finish the survivor
But first it’s time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Little Red Riding Laura: "Why goodness, Mister Zen! What big eyes you have!" Big Bad Zen: "All the better to see you with, my dear." LRR Laura: "And golly, Mister Zen! What big paws you have!" BB Zen: "All the better to embrace you with, my dear." LRR Laura: "But gee, Mister Zen! What a big BROTHER you have!" BB Zen: "All the better to... W-wait, what?" Bigger Badder Natani: "Yo." BB Zen: "Nat!? Hey, back off! This one's mine!" BBXL Nat: "Relax, bro. Plenty of fox to go around. Anyway, I figured you could do with these." *Pulls out lengths of cord.* LRR Laura, genuinely, seriously concerned, like, totes for-realsies: "Ropes? Oh, no! Whatever is a poor helpless vixen such as I to do?" *A short time later...* Woodsman Keith: "Ya-ha! Fear not, fair vixen! For I have arrived at last to... rescue... you?" *Cut to Laura, sitting atop a pair of thoroughly bound, gagged, and embarrassed-looking wolf brothers.* LRR Laura: "Oh, my hero! Come, brave adventurer, and claim your just reward!" Woodsman Keith: "Uh... As you wish, my lady!" BB Zen, spitting out gag: "Wait, I'm confused. Was this... really how the story ended?" BBXL Nat: "Actually, I think in the original we have our stomachs filled with rocks and then we get thrown down a well. So, this is... better? I mean, other than..." *Blushes.* BB Zen: "Other than what?" *Glances at Keith and Laura and blushes as well.* "Oh, come on! GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!"
Hehehhehehehehehheheheheh The last part got me
We need Keith in a grandma costume
I wonder what their kids will look like.
My head canon is that Youngtani is in control, and HAS to hug laura being adorable.
Basket contents: the key to Keith’s heart.
(Which also doubles as the key to Keith's collar.)
would be funny if red riddin was Keith and wolf Natani :V
Graaw! Keith isn't gettin' that basket! ...Or whoever it is for!
Booze for Grandma Laura...
Oops, you forgot her GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!!!
Run
Natani doing a sneak.
or snack
