Nora's Advice
Nora tries to give advice on human dating, suggested by Fence Equalizer
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Well as Scarlet he'll be permanently friend zoned with Raine and never win her over either
fooking roasted
You're dead , Red
Fan theory! What if all these Nora sketches are Nora's dreams during her long sleep?
That, would actually be extremely hilarious… Wait! When asked about the canonicity of some sketches, Tom has said “Everything is Canon.” What is literally every sketch on here, including the more questionable ones, canonically speaking, are canon for the reason you point out here?! Because they are all Nora’s dreams?! Mind 🤯😵
*NOM "Lesson One..." *GULP "Eliminate all distractions. You'll need to focus your..." *BURP "...full attention on the human you wish to seduce." R.I.P. Red
I have the, one hair color different, perfect image for this. Thank you for the good laugh. <img src="https://i.imgflip.com/281zdj.jpg">
I mean, Red's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's got to know who he just sassed there. Would be funny if instead of immediately hitting him with some sort of TF, if Nora just graciously conceded the point - leaving Red to worry about what possible punishment she could be working on for him.
Anticipation of punishment can be worse than the punishment itself. I would have to say this is how it should roll. Also, don’t you mean “Red’s not the sharpest sword in the armory” since he’s, according to a sweater he wore in a Christmas sketch from forever ago, “always thinking’ with my sword”, that would be more fitting.
Here lies Red... Red is Dead... He never understood the finer points of never smartassing a dragon.
...Dead Red Redemption?
So this is where Red regretted the day he interrupted Nora Talks
Sounds like Red has just volunteered to be Nora's example subject for her students to practice her teachings on.
OOF! Fucking got her
*The second after* Database Erro: WHY AM I BECOME A FURRBALL?!
And this is when NoraTalk became a Hunt
Pffft X3
Enter Fem-Fox-Red
So now we know how red ended up as a keidran for a time. Think first then speak.
OH BURN BY THE HOT HEAD! Though it is funny how Nora is after Trace, but we don't know of her history with other humans. I wonder when we'll see her past?
After twokinds is done
It's a good thing she is very forgiving.
he dead
top 10 last words
Nora should transform red into a dragon hatchling, and be like "since you want to want to act like baby, maybe you would rather be one."
Nora: As I was saying.... https://youtu.be/mLU2DcE6A_A?t=23
yees
Isn't Nora regarded as the progenitor for most of the dragons that are currently alive? If so what on earth happened to the dragons that came before Nora?
King Adelaide happened.
R.I.P Red haired guy
...and so, Red ended up being Nora's plaything for the next few centuries.
The fastest way to lose favor, brought to you by the imminently deceased. We forgot his name, may his soul rest in Nora's stomach.
Oof.
Well I know someone who's getting turned into a woman for the next few years XD
She's been around longer than the life of just one(very special) human. So be careful pipsqueak XD XD XD
I wouldn't be so quick to offend a Dragon...
Oh...dear...
Been nice knowing you Red lol
You beet me to it LOL
Dragonslayed Red. Starts w/ -9 lives and no survival skills.
Nora: dO YuO WaNt A FuCkiNg SlaP?
Red after Nora sets him on fire: IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!! BURNS DA BAAAAAHH!! (Blood reference)
Red gets into the penalty box as a female l Kendren Fox for that.
Red walks away, noticeably unharmed. Nora: "..." Reni: "Um... Lady Nora?" Nora: "...Now begins today's second lesson. The art of Draconian revenge. Now, the easy route would be to transform the object of your vexation into another species, gender, or combination thereof. This grants immediate satisfaction, even if it is a bit heavy-clawed. If one is willing to delay the need for gratification, however, there are other ways to achieve similar results. Say for example, subtly altering the target's scent so that it resembles that of a female keidran in season. For an added layer of spice, one might also alter the subject's own sense of smell so that they find the scents of male friends and acquaintances to be equally appealing. Of course, this is all strictly theoretical..." Meanwhile elsewhere... Red: "Hey, Sythe. Are you using a new shampoo or something? You smell kinda... nice." Sythe: "I don't usually use shampoo, but now that you mention it, you smell different too. Kinda... good." Red: "Maybe we should... go check the oasis room together. See if we can... find that shampoo?" Sythe: "Yeah. Gotta... find that shampoo bottle. Hide it somewhere. So people don't get... distracted. Grrrrrrr." Red: "Mmmm-Sythe? Sythe! SYTHE?!? The oasis room! WAIT TILL WE GET IN THE ROOMMMPH!"
Apologies for the green text wall, btw! XD
Nora courting Trace arc when?
Later that day a memorial was made for red.
Get rekt nora
Red has always been a classic case of “speaking before thinking” syndrome. Much to the delight and entertainment of all observers. 😂😂😂
Well, fem wolf Red here we come. XD
Trace is a special case ;3
She either is gonna turn him to a girl or a chicken. Or both.
We need the eggs.
Lol
Here lies the grave of Red.<br>Cause of death: He pressed the "Trace" button.
#DumbWaysToDie
And Red was never seen or heard from again
That burn is hotter than the colour of his hair.
Red, you better start running, right now
He can run, but he'll only be transformed tired.
Rid will become a white wolfess very soon.
red's toast