Let Me Brush You!
Shedding season for Sythe, and Maren's not having it! Suggested by TehBear!
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Oh this should go in-comic lol
Keep her at least 30 feet away from me and we'll get along fine.
But ... brushy-brush = love! 0_o;;
think he should run like hell dude.
Maren seems to have reached the ultra-instinct, you better run Sythe...
Maren: [growls] Y-y-y... YOU!!!! YOU'RE the culprit! Just look at this place! Hairy furniture! Hairy food! Your smelly old hair is EVERYWHERE!!!! It was you.... all along.
I imagine this being a regular thing once they get married.
She’ll brush him every night before bed
Maren is ready for WAR! The war of love~
Do as the human wife says, Scythe! Otherwise, she will have the squirrel wife chase and pin you so they can groom you!
Ultimately the Squirel Waifu would groom you with their tongue~
Sometimes loving someone means caring for them even when they may not want you to. Maren got that tough love vibe.
Better hope he doesn't want to do the same when Maren's a cat! XD
If anything she'll probably want him to, when he doesn't wanna do it.
No
Yesss, let the Sythe x Maren happen.
I’m sure it will eventually patience is a virtue
If TwoKinds had its own game, I can just see Maren using her grooming tools as makeshift combat weapons which can debuff enemies. =P
And Buff the Keidran Members of the party too xD
RUN FLUFF! RUUUUUUUN!!!
My older cat would relate.
Given that Dog Keidran exist, I feel like what Sythe said could be (and probably is) racist. Also, you are a canine. You ain't that much different. Getting brush should be a deserving punishment.
You know she is just using that as an excuse to cuddle him right ? Lol
[Off topic] Genetically the dog and the wolf is the same species, too short time for speciation. Though you may need to breed, say a chihuahua, with a medium size dog before crossing with wild type [sic!] wolf.
A chihuahua and a medium-sized dog... the result of that cross would be comically small beside a wolf. A medium-sized dog at the largest would be ~60 lbs (and a cross with a chihuahua would be considerably smaller). A small timber wolf weighs in at 120 lbs, and a large one could weigh nearly 200 lbs. (I'm a vet tech and former dog breeder's assistant. This kind of thing catches my interest and I could talk about this for hours.)
The Groom and The Brush. The brushing bride and her mate. "Congratulations on your shedding day!"
I want a sketch next week showing the end result after she caught him. Sythe. Running is a lost cause. If you’re gonna get your game on with Maren, and maybe even start a third hybrid family, eventually you’re gonna have to either groom yourself to her liking, or let her do it herself. The plus for the latter is she actually wants to. You’ll be hanging out with her without having to ask her out.
And Sythe will become Mr. Fancy Sythe!
Floof the fur Maren! Floof his fur for POWER
Un-Limited Fluffer!
He’s like no you can’t you can suffer
Awwww, she cares!
How can't she not?
This is hilarious 🤣
X3
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me brush you now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will brush you."
U deserves a "OwO"ward...
Oh... And one more thing... The title is supposed to be "Let Me Ship These Two!"
Oh god, RUN SYTHE RUUUUUUN. Also looks like running that much away from maren would be like running a marenthon..............I’m not sorry
"What if I told you... You can't" *Maren stares into Sythe's soul*
Canine... You're a canine... From the family of canidae... You're the ancestor of Evals... And yes... This data is valid based on my unnecessary research... May this info be helpful later on, Sythe... Oh, and for u Maren, u do your thing... Go sleep with him again like what you did before...
Let there be an aftermath pic where Sythe is so fluffed up he looks like a cotton ball XD
Wait... Wouldn't him be naked? I mean like literally naked uncovered?
There is No escape sythe. She Will find you.
Hey, how's life behind the green screen, Mike?
Maren hates shedding as much as I do! I’m also under the impression she’s trying to come up with any excuse to get close to him
She just wants an excuse to get all up in that wild boy bod.
👌Agree👌
There's no running from her. She's gonna find out where he is by the amount of fur that is shedding from his body. Leaving a trace behind.
She is a good groomer before so...
Young love. 😻
Young indeed 😅
We've gone from a casual brushing to arming up with brushes, what's the sequel going to be? Maren is going to brush the entire cast! Then after that, the entire world!
Forget World War Tree... This is World War Fur...
the exact same relations with my cat
Same here
I wonder how much fur she's gonna groom out of him?
It's probably enough to make me go to the ICU for my nonstop sneezing.
I just got an account and I have several ideas if you wanna hear them.
I myself have a lot of idea, but I can't give it to him cuz imma not a patron... I need munz D:
...Please hook up.
They already did...
