Assassin Chef
Natani and Keith cooking, suggested by OnlyHereForTheRule!
Alternate ending:
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omg the perfect mate>/////<
SHE CAN COOK?!?!?!
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Cute!
THE CAKE IS A LIE! I-I mean ALIVE! THE CAKE IS ALIVE!
How are you going to get the target to ingest the poison if the bait isn't appealing?
OH! She learned how to cook to poison people... my mind went in a very different, cannibalistic direction with the whole association between assassination and making food. Thank you for putting me at ease.
Now does geno show up to save the day?
He probably gets his ass kicked, then drools over Saitama watching him do all the dirty work.
Always love to see this two! ^w^
Natani's words : "- You pick up some things" ............. I wonder now where the meat comes from ? ^_^"
Keith and Natani being cute with one another = <3 <3 <3 Mario RPG reference with Twokinds characters = as much hearts.
My suggestion got chosen and it's adorable!
Good choice, I like it. Especially Super Mario RPG is one of my favorite SNES games.
Hey Tom, where do you keep the knives in a sketch? I'll split the cake evenly, don't worry(And by evenly I mean half to me and half to everyone else.) XP
Did you say split evenly? <i> Soviet national anthem plays</i> I didn’t know the Jedi were Russian spies! Lol
You know...like basic survival skills...
Don't worry Keith & Natani, Mario & his friends will beat up the cake and then Booster will eat it for you.
She learn how too cook after watching Emeril on the Food Network.
like the iron chef but better
Holy crap, Tom. That's an ANCIENT reference! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ7CKSDSQ0Y" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ7CKSDSQ0Y</a>
Now I'm hungry! ;3;
Too much fondant, more like whoops I spilled a bottle o magic in that thing!
Chemical X
Why does the alternate ending remind me of a boss from Mario RPG?
Because, it should… x’D³
She'd be a perfect fit for Monster Hunter, Kill em and Grill em.
That looks much better than Kitsune Sura's cooking. But then her motto is: "I can cook anything with legs. When they stop moving, it's done."
GLaDOS: You will be baked, and
then there will be cake
Ohgods, the cake from SMRPG!
Heh, Natani is shy about his greatest skill. For a gender-confused assassin, Natani sure acts cute.
Tell me about it. If I could cook like that I could rule the galaxy.
Cooking for her man,.., Er... Basitin.
I’m jealous because that meal looks so food right now.
<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Keith: <“How so?”> Natani: <“So… Clovis hired, or rather ordered, Zen and I to assassinate a rival Assassin Lord and… Since I didn’t know how to cook, and that poison seemed like the only way to do it. He made me take cooking classes.”> Keith: <“Well that can’t be too bad.”> Natani: <“It wasn’t bad, it was terrible. He was always demanding me to practice by making meals for him or he’d expose my secret.”> Keith: <“If it was that bad why didn’t you off him when you brought him a meal sometime?”> Natani: 🤯 Zen (Mindscape): “Natani, Natani are you there?” Youngtani (Mindscape): “Duck!!! It’s Like a war zone here after Keith suggested we could have offed Clovis the same way you tried offing that Tiger Cheiftain.” Zen: “You mean the one who choked to death on the appetizer before we even gave him the main course?” 🤯 Youngtani: “Get me out of here!!!” <b>DarthKeidran ALT-COMMENT™</b> GLaDOS (to <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/portal-kat-8584501">Portal Kat</a>): “Would You Like A Piece Of Delicious Cake?” Kat: *Nods Head* GLaDOS: “Complete The Tests And You Will Get Your Piece Of Delicious Cake.” Kat: *Completes a Test* GLaDOS: “The Enrichment Center Is Experiencing An Unexpected Change. We Are Sorry To Inform You That <u>The Cake Is A Live</u>. Try Not To Die.” Super Mario RPG Cake Monster: *Busts through a wall chasing after Keith and Natani, Falling into an acid pit* GLaDOS: “I see you have defeated the Cake Monster, Congratulations. I Regret To Inform You, You Have Now Made The Cake A Lie… I Had To Fire The Cooks For Making Such A Monstrosity… With A Turret. <u>Meanwhile:</u> Keith: <“Phew! That Was Close!!!”> Natani: <“Remind me to never take a cooking assassination job ever again!”> Youngtani: “But all our hard work.” 😭
Excuse me, I may be a little bit deficient in my english today, but "why didn’t you off him when you brought him a meal sometime" means "Why didn't [Try to poison] him"?
Can someone hand me a fork? I challenge that cake. IN THE NAME OF MEANINGLESS GLUTTONY!
🎵“Do you like my fork, fork, fork. My diamond fork, fork. That you cannot afford, ford, for my diamond fork, fork. Even if you could, could, I’ll lend it to you!🎶 (shocking twist to a tobuscus song, I know)
i thought keidran liked fresh food
Ok, it seems that Nat is on the list too... Here's something about foods and cooking we need to emphasize here: <1>. Never let Raine cook.<2>. Never let Flora deliver the cake or trick others with mistletoe <3>. Never let Trace enter the kitchen!
ah, the all powerful fondant
Fahn Daunt! *pretentious accent*
... I'mma need to see Eric as Booster and Maddie as Peach now, at the wedding, with this cake. No idea who else should be who, except the obvious Clovis as Bowser.
Ahh! It's the cake from SMRPG! <3
Noice
Alternate ending: Shotgun
Being able to cook is a good skill for an assassin, you can post as a chef and poison your target
Exactly my thought. Being a chef is a good cover, and honestly I'd love to see Natani become a chef once he and Keith settle down
Now I'm hungry xD
The cake is alive, just like The cake is a lie. (Portal)
🎶“Anyway this cake is great, It’s so delicious and moist! Look at me still talking when there’s science to do, when I look up there it makes me GLaD I’m not you! I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are still alive…🎵
Well, at least Natani's good at something.