Another Baby
Adelaide considers embiggening her family, suggested by BluePhantom90!
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O.o but why would htey run? I'd say with the artwork we've seen of Adelaide the broken bones and internal hemoraging would be well worht it.
“Adelaide preparing to get Ade-laid?!”
Death By Snu Snu
no
Why male Basitins so afraid about her? She seems so kind! (That made me curious what happened to Adelaide's husband...)
Keith has been in the same bed with Adelaide before right?
In non-canon sketches, once. In the official canon, never.
I would ask why they're all afraid then I remembered she can collapse a building with her bare paws.
... Does this make Carver the only male left on the island?
Yes. Yes it does, because the Basitin males don’t care to save the lives of “Keidran Vermin”. Oh, wait, it’s the templar that say that.
This looks like the exact opposite of GNFOS, which almost catharsis for the titular protagonists' acts of gendercide.
Better yet this looks like the exact opposite of LISA, a world of only men, most of which want to get laid by the last woman in the world.
Either she locked all the males in a room with the intention of sleeping with all of them in some massive orgy, or they all ran because they knew she'd snap the lucky guy in half
It would be the second unless she didn’t want the father to know that he’s the father.
First, props for the Kamala Khan reference in the description; second, this does make one wonder about Maddie's dad. FWB, failed romance, dead?
Maybe Madelyn dad was the general in arms : with his strong body , only him was able to survive to an hug moment with Adelaide <a href="http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/483/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/483/</a>
Nobody snuggles with Adelaide, you strap yourself in and feel the G's
"Adelaide preparing to get Ade-laid?" I lost it.
-teleports Eric there- you deserve this
I thought you Basitins were supposed to be brave!
Volunteer, not suicidal XD
Id volunteer.
You'll need this -gives LOTS AND LOTS of armor-
Cowards! You're supposed to be fierce soldiers! Okay the basitin females' natural "aggressivity" mixed with her build must be something physically... challenging... but come on!
Prepare yourselves! Pervert comments incoming!
Most of them have already come and gone in the form of Futurama references.
Hey as long as you get to be on top I’m sure you’ll be fine
Nope, mating clamp with legs break spine.
Why is that a bad thing, Im down. Hook me up princess I got time.
That's "King" to you!
Aww. Poor Adelaide. Simultaneously rejected by every male Basitin on the entirety of the island. I feel your pain, King
Think about it , Adelaide : do you want another pest as Maddie ? ^_^"
Pest? How's Maddie a pest? :O
-travels to the island- finally a vacation here -every basitn male takes my boat- REALLY -sees Adelaide- NOPE -swims after my boat- GET OFF MY BOAT!"
odd, I don't see the downside for the guy...
Getting crushed by her body
All the male Basitins went on to create a group called NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood/Numb Old Men Anxiously Awaiting Morticians).
I can't think of anything pirate-like to say, but this is funny and amazing nonetheless.
<b>Foxy The Pirate</b>: Arrg! Ye be scarin’ off ye crew King Ad’Laide. King Adelaide: Do you know if foxes can breed with Basitin? Foxy The Pirate: I beg yur pardon missus, but we foxes be not able to give ye children. King Adelaide: Too bad, I think a Fox Basitin would be cute. Foxy The Pirate: Perhaps ye should join me crew fer a while. Then ye can plunder some Booty after we catch up to ye mutinous crew. King Adelaide: Ok. When do we go? Foxy The Pirate: After ye put on yur uniform missus, we be setting sail. King Adelaide: *puts on Pirate Queen outfit (Suitable for One Piece)* But I can’t see out of this eye with this on, and they’ll all get nosebleeds if they see me in this. Foxy The Pirate: Aye King Pirate Queen Adelaide! The idea be to strike fear in the heart of ye crew, and to be placing them at the disadvantage. Now, Give me ye Pirate growl! King Adelaide: AARRrrr. Foxy The Pirate: Ye growl could use some practice missus. Nothing some time at sea trackin’ down ye scurvy dogs couldn’t help. How about ye Pirate scowl? King Adelaide: *makes the same face as in “Adelaide Takes the Crown”* Foxy The Pirate: *Runs and Hides behind a Cannon* Please Missus, Don’t cause me harm! I be just a lowly Pirate. Wait?! Er, Missus, perhaps ye might hold off on ye Pirate scowl when we find ye scaliwags, lest we scare them into jumping ship.
All the males went into hiding... Wow
You ask me i think she kidnapped them.
But, you're not supposed to refuse your king when she makes a request. Right?
You can't refuse if she can't make the request. And she can't make the request if she can't find you.
I saw a ship left a minute ago maybe that where the males
The soldiers just share this look like, OH CRAP
I think the best past of all was where it says: "Adelaide preparing to get ade-laid?" jajjajajajaja
Jajajajajajaja
Just look in the very bottom left corner of the newspaper. That's all I'm gonna say
Death by Snu-Snu!
Embiggen. X3
And that kids is when the western side of the island was suddenly more populated
Never mind the west evacuated as well
See, when I read "males missing" I took it to mean Adelaide had them all locked in the palace, unable to leave until one of them sired a new sibling for Maddie. Didn't even cross my mind they all fled in a panic. Not sure what that says about me.
Not too sure
Owwww! That pun, it hurt! xD
Ade-Laid is best pun.
“All males gone”? More for me!
I'm dying over here this has me laughing so hard
Why would they run?
Because Adelaide is the most beastly of all the Basitins and they’re scared of 2 things: A. Nasally Bleeding out when seeing her Rock Hard Abs and Bountiful Womanliness with no clothing on. B. Losing their Manhood to the raw strength that she undoubtedly possesses throughout her entire body.
Ok lol that is funny when all males are gone even the Western males are gone.
Moment...who is maddies father at all? Or did he not survive the "fun". XD
#BasitinizedChuckNorris
"All males gone!" Good. Less competition for me.
Good luck surviving the mating ritual. Specifically, should you do the deed with the most muscular Basitin in history.
ade-laid is good, well done
I'm guessing even nora booked it off the island when she heard the news.
Nah. Nora was just tempted to play with people’s genders, but decided it wasn’t worth it because none of them were harming each other, or Adelaide.
OH my god, "Ade-laid" killed me!
If theirs a continuation its probably going to be about that one male who slept in and is wondering why all the males are gone, and all the females giving him surprised looks.
King Addie, the solution is simple: just adopt Natani and Zen in an alternate timeline where they never became assassins.
But that only solves it for that alternate timeline, not this one!
lol I just can't wait to get part 2 and 3. I believe you all would have a good laugh.
what do you have in mind for the sequels?
Plot twist; Adelaide is a bottom!
It’s certain doom for Adelaide to take a male they will get a forever broken pelvis
There are worse ways to go out, come on guys... take one for the queen... I mean team...
I will take one for both
Adelaide is the King. Would her male partner be a princess? Also a lot of people here know Futurama.
I know Futurama but is this a reference in your comment?
hah. it made me laugh XD
Wow, the world of TwoKinds in a nutshell, everyone scared to death of sex.
They are not afraid of Sex, they're just horrified of Adelaide.
‘Death by snu-snu!’ XD Best death ever
I had to luck up “Snu Snu” on the <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snu%20snu&=true" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Urban Dictionary</a> to figure out what you all meant. 🤦♂️!!! Of Course Futurama would come up with such a painfully pleasurable way to die.
"Ade-laid" hehe nice.
Well, it's a tough job but I have faith that I can rise to the challenge, if needed.
Surely they didn't empty out the prisons when they all fled, did they? I could think of less pleasurable ways to go... 😏
All basitin males being afraid of Adelaide ? Why this ? I've thought a long time about it ; and honestly , i don't understand why ........................ <a href="https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D</a> XD
The strongest Basitin gets to be King. Considering one of the Basitin Generals had knives bouncing off his skin she has to be extremely strong. I guess you could compare it to 'death by snu snu'.
Good thing. Otherwise their pelvises would have been broken beyond repair.
As a lord cattenis (even a prince and practically crowned king) , i would be happy to help you , queen Adelaide . But i'm already married and faithful , sorry X_X ............... OH WAIT , i know *pushes Zen into Adelaide's arms* He owes you one since you've spared his sister XD
“Ade-Laid” Oh my god XD hahaha
Maddie! Come back home! PLEASE!
>ade-laid
I volunteer as tribute!
Adelaide: Perhaps now is the time to rejoin the island’s people’s. After all. The great Bi-Directional Migration did happen when it was only men in charge of both sides. A 3 Day Journey Later… Western Queen: Yes. Let us rejoin forces in the quest to find mates. Adelaide: What should we rename our nation until we retrieve our men? Both:… The Amazons! Western Queen: So where should we start our search? Adelaide: I know that my daughter has left towards a town called Edinmire. It’s the nearest port to here. 4 days of sailing later: Lt. Peeping T.: Uh! Mr Western King? Western King: Yes Son? Lt. Peeping T.: there are two big Basitin women on the bow of that ship that’s only about 50 meters away! Western King: What’s the problem? Lt. Peeping T.: One of them is My King!!! Western King: EVERYBODY SET FULL SAILS!!! THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND US!!! 1 Glorious Naval Chase Scene Later: Adelaide and Western Queen: Got Ya! All the males (thinking): Save Me! Don’t Pick Me Adelaide! Adelaide: Is that you Chuck? Chuck Norris (Basitinized): Drat! Yes Alfair, it’s me. Adelaide: Maddy left the nest you know. I want another child before it’s too late. Chuck: But, I was in the hospital for weeks as my SHATTERED, Mind you, Pelvis Healed! Adelaide: Too Bad. Chuck: 😭 Western Queen: Also, Honey, we’ve decided to join the nation again. Elections are scheduled a few days after we get home. The males: *Panic Ensues*
Lt. Peeping T. Is the Basitin at the far right of Western Attire 2.
Wait... Are all the males in entire island gone!?
The newspaper is priceless.
“Its not priceless it probably cost 5 cents” I said sarcastically
Does it have to be a Basitin? Why not a Keidran, or a dragon? Seriously makes me think of a joke about the Last man on earth being the last Male on earth, and yet every woman would prefer being lesbian than date him.
It’s known around the world that cross breeds are impossible (outside of Trace and Flora) and not many know that Trace is the father of Floras child. So most assume it would be pointless to mate with a Keidran, Human or Dragon. Although these sketches are not canon so maybe.
I guess this means whomever was the father of Maddie told people how Adelaide can be in the bedroom. No one wants any of that 😂
#BasitinizedChuckNorris Is Only Survivor of Mating with Adelaide.
I volunteer as tribute!
"You puny males are sentenced to death by Snu Snu!"
Yes please.
I volunteer
I too volunteer
Wat! I thought men would be lining up to have a child with the King!......At least I'd volunteer. :P
Aye, me too.
I lost my shit at "Ade-laid."
You must color this. It’s hilarious.
yes it's a must have