Vanity Against the Glass
Vanity can see you! Suggested by Jirka S!
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To be fair, she would be adored by trans :'D
I'm trying NOT to hear the "Give me your face!" in Peter Cullen/Optimus Prime's voice, but I can't do it. Coming from Vanity, it's... Quite unnerving. XD
Try hearing it in Toga’s voice from MHA eng
I can fix her.😘
Something so cute & flirty and yet lowkey terrifying. 🥲
Give me masks of a thicc female dog Keidran and a daddy dragon, and you got yourself a deal!
I'm afraid I will be so easily convinced...
Reminds me of "Whiskered Away".
In case of horniness, break glass.
Lot of boobsquish lately! Not a complaint, either. :D
wonder how flora feels about being left out of this meme...
STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the real question, how do you trade? how could i put on a face when i have mine gone? do i become a mannquin in the inbetween? or just disappear?
Hi, Vanity.
You're a little bit crazy, aren't you? I like that.
So if she's victimless/unfed in her glass containment for too long, does she start 'leaking' faces (the Thing comes to mind, or Cousin It if you're feeling charitable :P )
Surprisingly, the skinwalker being honest about its intentions doesn't make it any less creepy.
Another suggestion: Give me your body, i'll trade in mine.
Vulpes Inculta!
This is like that character from one of the Oz books that had a closet full of heads. IYKYK
I wish I could keep up with the comics. I barely know Tolkien's world, and I am having to wait for Henry Cavill's version of Warhammer 40k to at least get some understanding. This may be the shortest compared to those two, however 20 years is still a lot to try and both understand and memorize.
What do you mean? You can like read all this in a day or two, it's shorter than any book a man usually reads.
....okay fine.....I want YOU as the trade! 😍😍😍😍
Do not make me get the hose.
Vanity: I can see you through the keyhole...!
Aww sure
Not sure if I should run, trade the face, or die of laughter.
Her red flags are big...as her personality is. Run boys, I sacrifice myself!
Wait... I could be someone else? Hmm 🏳️⚧️
Cool
You look like an attractive vixen I can trust.
Is that *thick* glass? 😨
Plot twist: the masks are all hers and she plays “the masks” with their powers playing her own crazy games. She comes as a fox when she gets bored directing and wants to play too
It isn’t her face I want in return…
VANITY! this must be coloured too!
DEAL... no questions asked
Ha Like im falling for that again.
You wouldn't like my face, Vanity. I've been known to scare dogs and small children.
Are you gonna color all Vanity sketches, aren't you?
Madam, I think you might have rabies.
Time to spray the glass with window cleaner
Uhh... can I pick?
while her words are of concern something about the window smash is doing things....
What a nice and reasonable young lady. Sure.
Why is Vanity so Hot and Adorable?~ 🥰 I’d definitely fall for it too. 😔
Is this the way that Vanity shows “interest” in person; if so, creepy but cute! I suppose
Her canon flirty note to Kei is "I like your face", so... sorta? Nowhere near as intense as the vibes here, but someone clearly needs to teach her the usual line is "I like you, wanna get a coffee sometime?"!
She’s funny like a crazy funny but wow she has curves and looks great in the nude
So very adorable, gorgeous, hot, sexy, wholesome, charming, hilarious, flattering, bare, au natural, naked, naked, and naked! What a perfect display!
[Exasperated sigh] We just cleaned the glass. Where's me loaded griller?
I told you not to install a hacked Firefox onto Windows, even if it's Incognito Mode disguises the browser icon as well...
Put me behind the glass with her and then I would make the trade
Thats a fair trade i take her up on that 🥰🥺
I would say yes but something is telling me to say no. She does look beautiful, however! :)
Am I strange for thinking that could actually be fun? Especially if you could talk her into swapping the traded mask out now and again and having the opportunity to live in a different pair of shoes for a while. Now that's a subscription service I'd sign up for in a heartbeat! Face of the Week Club.
I guess we must be in the desert, because Vanity's about to make a whole bunch of people die of thirst out here.
Vanity , meet generative AI ! XD
Pretty sure anyone who makes that deal becomes a mask themselves and therefore she doesn't have to give over a mask she has.
Is that what kids call it these days, with their hip urban lingo? They can get off my lawn.
Can i pick?
Chimera: "Sounds like a great deal! Let me just pop this off!" Vanity: "I usually don't get agreement that quickly. I'm not sure how to feel about this..."
Don't think she wants mine
Ngl, we can switch. Never really liked mine
My God... She could perceive through the 4th dimension
I think she'd rather not have my face...
Neither mine.
Has she met Optimus Prime?
Yep... Crazy Girl is CRAZY...
Well ok but I get to pick
"Quid pro quo, Clarice."
That's wrong on someone many levels! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tradesies!
Sounds fair, which ones are up for trade?
The best I can do is a fake mustache and I'm taking a risk here.
This is fantastic, just as creepy and menacing as it is sexy.
No I’m good
Interesting... but her request is a bit disturbing! 🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
Given her flirty note to Kei in canon, Van really seems to struggle to understand that her completely innocent request for a kiss sounds far more sinister than she intended. Whoever taught her cultural norms did a terrible job!
Fox gonna fox even if Vanity is a shapeshifter
Love the goffy fox girl liking the glass. But no you can’t have my face.
Run guys, I'll hold her off
Oh no you don’t. Tis crazy Fox is my problem.
Just don't let her in, she's clearly not a fairy.
she's so freaking cute!
Can i uhhhh... get a female dragon face then? I hope it works on me.
Do you really think I would even try to get a dragon face? Whaaaat, do I look suicidal? *snrk* *sarcasticly mocking* Oh, sure, let me grab it, it's right behind Mercurial here. AHAHAHAH
Do her masks work on others?
YES! Perhaps a bit too well!🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's out of line. But she's hot, so I'm tempted to let her in.
Crazy but hot chicks get a lot of Leeway