STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
You violated the law! A royal guard confronts you, suggested by Dan "bigchallenges" Silva!
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Like a true member of the 18th legion (The Salamanders), I pull out my Heavy Flamer Rifle and point it at his face and say, "In Vulkan's name, I stand ready! INTO THE FIRES OF BATTLE, UNTO THE ANVIL OF WAR!" EDIT: this is a Warhammer 40k reference
Put an arrow in his other knee.
[Resist Arrest] Guard: *Grimaces in anger* Then pay with your blood! *Draws bow at target right in front of him, backs away, falls into canal, swims back up to you* Why... won't... you... die!"
Truthfully, I would love to see follow up on this one of every reaction to all of those things that are up above, especially the flirt
So what you’re telling me is: there will be a part 2 to this
Does the flirt still means I lose all of this gear that "I found"?
Depends on how high your charisma is
i played too much Oblivion so the voice immediately jumped in
Travel Advisory: When traveling to the Basitin territory in Tamriel be aware that, while flirting is an option if accosted by the law, displaying anything below the knee will be considered an aggravation to any infraction and be cause for harsher sentencing.
But what if i get them to show their ankles? Do I still go to jail?
Spam the flirt
Those sure are some cute ears, officer.
Me: Your shoelaces are untied. The Royal Guard: Huh? (looks down) (I ran like hell) The Royal Guard: Dammit! Not again!
Even better. “Sir your ankles are showing”
Everyone figured out "flirt" is the secret weapon.
>flirt "that's not the only thing i'd violate... if you'd be down for some cardio" guard: dies from severe nose bleed "dammit not again!"
Knowing how obtuse they can be. He would probably think you’re asking to go on a run. 50/50
quick, tell him his ankles are showing
that'd be "Flirt"
I'm just going to assume we're all going to flirt, right?
Flirt
Imma assault those ears
Flirt until he faints!
It’s under tale all over again.
"I know who you are. Hail Sithis!"
*every bastian on the island stands frozen as the words *quicksave* apear over my head and i start eating 300 cheese wheels*
Go to jail Resist arrest Pay gold Flirt >Touch fluffy ears
Game ends with an epilogue going on about how you were so overcome with the fluffiness of the ears that you pet them until you die
*Choses Flirt* Hey look, Mr. Guard, bare ankles~
Go to jail Resist arrest Pay gold >Flirt
I have insufficient gold for the “Pay Gold” option, so “Go to Jail” it is for me.
Flirt: "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
Now I just wanna see what happens when we choose "Flirt". A quick eyelash flutter and a peek of cleavage and he's down with a nosebleed? It is the ultimate Basitin weakness.
Nah nah nah, tease some ankle and wink with a sultry smile. That's how you get a Basitin flustered.
Lol nice!
Oh! It got drawn!
Congrats!
Speech 100: "Don't look now, officer, but your left ankle wrap just came undone..."
Flirt
Rolling… Nat20: He blushed deeply, his nose started to bleed, steam came out of his ears, his heart explodes, and dies.
Make this a RPG over time. Definitely make some small amount of money off this. :P
Flirt
FLIRT
Flirt
Flirt your butt off!
"Is that an arrow to the knee or are you just happy to see me?"
“I don’t have an arrow in my-” *FTANNNNNNNNNG*
I see someone installed some mods to Oblivion. ^^
"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to dea... My ears are... Pretty? Really? Well..."
OK, the additional fourth option there got a proper *snerk* out of me :D ...also, am I the only one who can't help but hear this in that classic TES "Oblivion"/"Skyrim" 'guard voice'...?
No, you are not. I believe that is the intent here. It is a deeply embedded memory. XD
"STOP RIGHT THERE, criminal scum! No one breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail!"
Neat!
Why do I have the feeling that flirting is going to be the follow-up to this. XD
I'd be very disappointed otherwise
Flirt, but given my luck, it's the same as "go to jail".
Not if your charisma points are high.
It's been years since I played Oblivion and I can still hear the line in my head as if I played it yesterday.
I might actually pay a bit for decent mods to Elder Scrolls games that add "flirt" as, say, a subset of "persuade".
> "Rub ears" BASITIN IS FLUSTERED 😳
This suggestion is so based. I love it.
Adelaide: "He's shouting at a statue. Is this normal?" Tallen Tillius: "We really need to change the design on those helmets..."
"You n'wah!"
"I'm *watching* you ... Scum."
ruh roh
Flirt HAHAHA
Hmmm.... not sure what I'd do personally, but I have quite a few friends who would default to flirting! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you pick a flirt option and go all the way, you will unlock a side quest in which you help him to confess his love to the King! WE NEED THAT TO BE NEXT!
Flirt, obviously. Wait until I take off my socks commenting on how hot outside it is
I'm suddenly realizing just how differently the phrase "knock your socks off" would come across among Eastern Basitins ... 😏
Flirt and make them flustered
"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"!
Gonna be honest: when I saw the title, I figured it was going to be an Officer Victoria piece.
Aight, which one of you installed the Animated Prostitution mod?
Whoops, my bad😅
There is only one real option here. Flirt like your life depends on it! And because it's fun.
>>>*FLIRT!!*
*IT WAS SUPER AFFECTIVE
Easy follow up. Flirt: “Oh no! My ankle wraps have snapped! Please sir, won’t you help me?”
Am I able to identify guard's gender by their voice, DM?
Basitin is a Basitin, always cute and ready to marry!
Fuck it, we ball *chooses flirt*
Always flirt with a bastion
bastion 😭
5th option: Kiss
Flirt, and smack on head to knock them out. It's everyone's go-to method.
*The gaurd will remember that* lol I would flirt ;3
FLIRT! FLIRT GOSH DARN IT!
4 <3
*selects the flirt option*
Lol Love the flirt option! Also... I love the Elder Scrolls games. Just wish they'd come out with one with the Khajiit homeland.
I'm picking flirt every time