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June 7, 2017

Diplomatic Strip Poker

King Adelaide and Captain Keiren have an unusual diplomatic meeting, suggested by Fence Equalizer!

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Jonathan Andrews · March 23, 2025

“I’m really bad at this” sure?

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Xavier · June 14, 2017

Aaaaaaand off come the socks....

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Hypixion · June 14, 2017

Lewd...

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Devon Montgomery · June 9, 2017

Adelaide has a full house, Kei only had two matches. She didn't lose... she's stripping on purpose!

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Devon Montgomery · June 9, 2017

Guys

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Talon Bonacorsi · June 8, 2017

Yeeeeah babe! take off that tail rapping! but leave the foot wrappings on- we're not savages. D:

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Jordan Dean Ezekude · June 7, 2017

After all the wrong moves Keiren made so far, I consider this a fitting punishment for his misaligned course of action. That's all I need for now. Besides, I'm sure the punishment for Prince(ss) Clovis and the Templar will be...a lot more severe. >:)

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dadrobit · June 7, 2017

What wrong moves? Dude's made all the right moves, but circumstances out of his control keep sucker-punching him.

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Gray Scribe · June 7, 2017

'Winning' always depends on your goals. What happens when they have only one piece left and they have a draw?

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Adamas · June 8, 2017

Hijinks. SOOO many Hijinks

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VGR · June 7, 2017

Coincidentally, “AAAKK” is both her hand, and the word running through the Captain’s head.

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csstats · June 7, 2017

I have a feeling that Adelaide actually wants to strip down. I'd imagine being covered in fur and several layers of clothing wouldn't be all that comfortable. This diplomatic strip poker game gives her the perfect opportunity to lose the clothes and avoid breaking decency laws, in the name of diplomacy. :)

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Zippo James · June 16, 2017

i like how this guy thinks

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Adamas · June 7, 2017

I find myself without a smartalec remark.

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Tomtom · June 7, 2017

Maddie always wins card games with her mom. They're both under the impression that she's throwing the game for her daughter, but now we know the true reason.

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SailorFederation · June 7, 2017

I feel like there could be a story just behind Keiren, Reni, and Adelaide. Most of it would probably be Adelaide fighting a dragon to prove shes better though.

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SailorFederation · June 7, 2017

This is a really good one! Being a King is boring, how else is she gonna have fun? If there was a followup to this sketch, I don't think it'd be safe to post on here.

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Cloud_Basterran · June 8, 2017

yeah good point there but who knows...

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InTheLionsDen · June 7, 2017

Captain Keiren appears to be very popular and attractive to powerful females. Is there something about his personal "skills" that they are aware of? Perhaps Adelaide and Reni will have to fight over who gets his affections and after reaching a stalemate agree to share.

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MoppyPuppy · June 7, 2017

Hell yes. A suggestion like this gives me hope for my own ideas winning eventually.

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Fence · June 7, 2017

Was so happy to see this picked. Love seeing how the other characters interact in the twokinds universe.

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ZombieAstronaut · June 7, 2017

Silly guard, It's okay as long as her ankle coverings are on.

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unsteddy · June 7, 2017

King Adelaide will never lose, not even at losing!

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SailorFederation · June 7, 2017

"I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose"

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Sunfish43 · June 7, 2017

I have a sense that Adelaide isn't your typical Basitin. I'd imagine she would get along well with the main story ones.

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StrayXIII · June 7, 2017

Too funny, love it

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SCD · June 7, 2017

Looks like Adelaide is not only the king of the Basitin people, but she's also the king of poker as well.

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Mathieu Northway · June 7, 2017

That hand of hers XD

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Muddypaws · June 7, 2017

Well we all know that story of the kings new clothes... this king will be just as revealing I bet, in a short time.

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coredumperror · June 7, 2017

This is hilarious!

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TheStooge2222 · June 7, 2017

One of the few times in fiction where diplomacy dosen't fail! :D

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DarthKeidran · June 7, 2017

It's funny how they're both trying to lose. XD It's like Adelaide is related to Alaric or something.

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Backonninja · June 7, 2017

Who can loose more? You needed to try harder to loose, Keiren. XD

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WereKeidran · June 7, 2017

Absolutely love this sketch, we need more Adelaide!