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November 7, 2025

How I Could Break the Economy of EVE Online

EVE Online’s economy has always been a complex, player-driven system—part stock market, part supply chain simulator. But with the release of the EVE Online Excel plug-in, the game’s financial landscape has shifted dramatically. This tool grants players real-time access to market data across all stations, allowing them to instantly identify the best deals, optimize trade routes, and manipulate supply and demand with surgical precision.

If I truly wanted to destabilize EVE’s economy, the strategy would be simple: democratize the plug-in. By making this powerful tool freely available to every player, I would eliminate the information asymmetry that fuels profit margins. No longer would traders be able to exploit market ignorance or corner regional markets. Everyone would see the same data, in real time. Overselling would become impossible. Arbitrage opportunities would vanish.

This radical transparency would lead to true market parity. Prices would stabilize, margins would shrink, and the dynamic tension between winners and losers in EVE’s financial ecosystem would collapse. In essence, the economy would die—not through sabotage, but through perfect efficiency. And all it would take is a spreadsheet

Not that I am going to do this mind, but the power is appealing hah!

I joke of course, the main problem is the same problem that we have across all aspects of life, “effort” is a huge deal nowadays. You just have to look at the way people are at work or in local government to see a system designed to just not work that hard or care that much. EVE Online is no different really, people do the minimum possible. It just makes things easier to be like that.

So no I don’t think the EVE Excel plug in will really bring the game down but I do enjoy the idea that all of a sudden my favourite bit of software “excel” is now plugged into my favourite game of EVE Online.