Patreon Poll + Q&A
Hello Patrons,
Here's the poll for the videos suggested by you, we picked out the ones getting the most attention both for comedy and political topics.
ALSO, use the comment section on this post to ask any questions you want to Jordan. We'll be doing a video update for patrons for your weekly video and want to give you something with substance so we're doing a Q&A as well.
We might have to be very selective with what questions we include due to the circumstances but we'll try to give a general update at the same time. We're aiming to film this tomorrow afternoon so get your questions in before then.
Comments (83)
Genuinely disappointed in my fellow FJ followers for not maintaining clown as #1.
As a member of the CFMEU, can you please do this?
So I just seen the drama that was the Raptix tour with Kogz and Madchild, that could be an interesting clip especially if it looked into the promoter (Patrick Whyntie) history. Might be too far removed from FJ usual stuff though.
Union History video would be pretty sweet
More Paladin please. While watching the previous video, I gleefully imagined how much Dutton squirmed which to me was basically… well, it was the most fun I had that week without being forced to cuddle afterwards!
Oh yeah...VOTE FRIENDLY JORDYS FOR PM...👍 JOKING BUT SO NOT JOKING!
Oh and basically if you can get accredited THEN...you can apply for the Un press assembly...THEN YOUR IN ...! LOL 😆
Hey mate I know this may seem pretty out there..BUT... alot of the content you cover particularly the darling river catastrophe...well basically amounts to breach in human rights...both culturally for the indigenous and the right to culture is protected in the charter of human rights in which we as a nature is a party to U.N charter internationally... Get where I'm going with this...? It's a massive scale I'm leaping to but... How about giving an application for media accrediting a Crack? For the UN...LOL I was just wondering about how I could but I don't meet the criteria by a long shot...lol I'm all for playing a part to get from A to B but I don't have the material to make any application look like what they need for approval...lol...if the international media or community take any notice at all... Australia basically has egg on its face...lol For a developed country to basically destroy over half a million years of cultural and ecological habitat found NO WHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD FOREVER...and the rest of the damage to people's health causing disease...lol??? Have a Crack Jordyn! https://www.un.org/en/media/accreditation/request.shtml
Dude check this out your going GLOBAL...!! LMFAO!! https://youtu.be/U5DdCC5ZX_o?si=LnmMFtjVryxs1DgS
I want to see the fish tank.
Do you think that successfully keeping Labor in power for several terms in a row would make them more complacent or corrupt and leave Australia without a major party that actually has any interest in helping the people?
Obviously the oranges option would include discussion of all other topics, right?
I would love one done on my local government Area in Fairfield. You'd have a field day with the local politicians. Heaps of publicly available information, trusts, property development and with your investigatory skills I'm sure you'll find more. Recently they have been attacking Minns gov because alp scrapped a metro line, which is zonned med to high density, if the station goes in...guess who owns land there...and is Attacking Minns publically
is it just me or have there been more qld vids than usual? also give us the orange vid
Hey Jordies. If you’re looking into Queensland, coal seam gas cartels and media disinformation Dayne Pratkzky (frackman) would be a great source/guest in my opinion. I’ll link his instagram bellow he released a documentary a few years ago where he exposed some pretty damming stuff in qld with fracking. I’ll link his instagram bellow. He’s making a pivot into media bias and is also a big fan of renewables. https://www.instagram.com/frackman_project?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Honestly spoiled for choice on this one
More Dave's Dinnerz
What”s Coran Cove? Sounds juicy
Couran Cove is a now closed resort on South Stradbroke Island. Given they’ve even put it as an option they must know something spicy about it. Super curious.
I wanted Dutton but these comments have convinced me that QLD should be the priority.
Tough break on standing down on the you know what… Since then how has the team & yourself been doing? Keep the faith Fj team & keep on being positive :)))
Do you think healthcare is commonly seen as a sexy political topic in Australia with the subsequent media focus and attention? With QLD's election looming, I find discourse incredibly frustrating around "who's to blame" between national vs state funding especially in residential facilities (ie. nursing homes). Urgent Care Centres are another issue that are well-intentioned, but not working particularly well in practice. Also - can you be my cousin? I swear I'll bulk-bill.
Qld is the priority. They are trying what every state should - tax coal, upgrade grid to renewables, retrain population- and the media is convince everyone they are business geniuses who need to get LNP in to "fix crime" and "save jobs and business and investment". If this is killed in Queensland it will never happen in another state. And their unicameral system means LNP can just reimburse all the cash to the coal companies.
Can we have the naked clown Jordan eating an orange anyway? Please 🙏🏻
dam was really looking forward to them 30 min
Do you recon Labor can win in Queensland?
Video idea: Jordan’s wife does versions of his content, call it ‘Thu can play at that game’
Heres My questions For the QNA 1: What are some books/Media you would recommend That do deeper dives on political Topics you tend to cover? :Ex Unions 2: When will you Make the clown video? I Feel as if Coming back to YouTube After A month by uploading yourself naked eating oranges would be a great Bit.
Would probably be even funnier if you Uploaded It with no explanation or context
Honestly, just anything that'll keep Dutton & his pals out of office.
Micro and macro union factionalism.Can we still achieve the Greater Good ?
We need at least 2 votes, this is ridiculous
Also I'd like to enquire if Jetstar charges you extra for additional hand luggage due to those massive balls you carry around.
HUGE ONE for you. Department Main Roads and Transportation QLD ("TMR") introduced AI cameras I think in Jan 2022. Many motorists got destroyed with multiple $1000 fines, lost licences etc. https://www.reddit.com/r/brisbane/comments/vd90jr/tmr_mobile_phone_ai_camera_insanity/ one example.
I am 100% convinced 50+ people committed suicide from how badly the whole campaign was run. Fines went out a Month+ later, meanwhile you're still driving the same route. No one got an opportunity to "learn" from their mistakes. Imagine you drive your 1999 Toyota camry to work, barely making ends meet, and get slammed with 4 fines ($4k) in a row, possible jail time. The HUGE thing here - The AI cameras DISAPEARED FOR 6+ MONTHS, maybe longer. I think way longer. They realised they were killing more people than saving. It's Unbelievable that no one has enquired into this!!!!
David Creepyfooli possibly the most punchable face in QLD and that's saying something with all these greens MPs
I didn't know until now but I really need 30 minutes of Jordan eating oranges naked as a clown with little editing
Perhaps he can teach us how to eat one too
How do you feel about the dire circumstances of freshwater fishes in Australia? Can we still have the naked clown video in the future?
Fuck the coles and woolies stuff, please do more videos on QLD. That stumpy hick from Ingham can't win the next election.
Are you still friends with Dave from Dave's dinners? He was a real one
Tasmania election and Eric Abetz. I know he’s a fraudster.
I was thinking a good idea for a relaxed comedy vid would be patreons submit images of "iconic" Australian things and Jordan gives his impressions of what it relates to. Came to me when I seen a woman driving with rose tinted wrap around sunglasses with the gold trim that are sold at every Kmart and servo. All I saw was those sunnies and felt like I knew everything about her. The 5 kids in the bedazzled minivan, the tightly pulled pony tail and the fact she was going off at a roadwork traffic light confirmed my hunch. I would love to see Jordans impression of the image those exact glasses would conjure.
I'm being a bit selfish BUT for the greater good. I want the Unions video. It'll help out me selling memberships, but I did have my finger hovering over naked clown. OH! but more importantly I would piss myself laughing at the STORIES FROM COUNTRY TOWNS videos wheres that option?
Being a long time Union Thug. I would love to have you do a history of the Union Movement. To remind people why we are here. Not the propaganda of the conservatives. But I think helping people in the upcoming Queensland state election is far more important. Keeping Qld Labor is far more beneficial for the workers. Keep up the good fight friendlyjordies. All of friendlyjordies, not just our favourite stooges on the camera. All the workers involved in this magnificent enterprise.
How is Kristo's family doing? Including the dog.
I miss Dave’s dinners
Want to talk about Coles and Woolies, grab some farmers to talk to on the drive up through Qld as well. From veges in the lockyer up to Avocadoes, Lychies, Mangos on the coast, to stone fruit farmers through the Burnett. There's also lots going on across Qld with renewables - lots of fear mongering about that too. I haven't been shot at by a farmer recently.
Also how into fish are you really
Jordies when you doing more Warhammer it's been 5 years
Coles and Woolies inquirery it is
Do a road trip from Brisbane to Cairns. Have a look at the political signage as you go. It's disgusting the amount of skullfuckery that is out there from One Nation, UAP, and God botherers. Say Hello to Bob Katter in Charters Towers and if possible request access with elders in the various communities on the inland and talk about what life is really like for them - pick up some chilled metho if you can still find it in any of the shops - hopefully that's a thing of the long past by now.
FriendlyJordies fans are no fun
I want answers to all the questions you're not allowed to answer. Go on... hit that red button.
How are you Jordan? How’s the team? Genuinely… how are you guys Traveling?
Also. What’s it like being engaged to Queen Sindel? The mother of Outworld? 😂
God dang it is the naked clown ever going to win?
QLD - upcoming local government election (March) and state election (October): * who's who * how to vote * main policies. Coles/Woolies: * What are the possible solutions/alternatives to the current situation * Which countries manage this well? Other: * Who are other content creators or investigative journalists you recommend e.g. Michael West Media * Can we rally up the viewership to help push this change through? https://twitter.com/DavidPocock/status/1757230279390028017 +1 to Coles/Woolies inquiry and Australian Healthcare deep dive
Why not cover Queensland while eating oranges? Think outside the box.
What got you into ancient civilisations?
Inland Rail
Can Jordan start and onlyfans?
Did you ever get to listen to that remix, opener track I made for you? If you thought it was shit, don't worry, I can do far worse; it was an idea born at a bendigo rsl after all....
JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES!
Promote more of your self help stuff man. And yeah maybe Queensland and SA election stuff
Twisties or Burger Rings?
We need a tier list of all the current leaders, state and federal. Throw in some Easter egg politicians to lengthen the video. Katter is S-Tier.
I am once again requesting a react video of the minerals council employee benefits video featuring Julie Bishop!
Bring back Dave's Dinnerz
What would you say to someone who has become completely disenfranchised with politics to the point where they don’t believe their vote is worth the paper it’s written on, and that the country will always be at the mercy of lobbyists and special interest groups?
The red battle - Kevin 07 vs Handsome Boy Albo. Who is the kang of building a strong relationship between Aus and China?
If John could Barilaro Johns, how many John Barilaros could John Barilaro?
Fr though if Jordies could do a watch through commentary of Nemesis that'd be amazing. I feel like so much was left out and/or the ABC were being too cautious. Previous interference from the US during the liberal decade for example
Was going to go with Dutton update, but I'm really interested in union history since listening to jordies
what's the most you'd pay for a small chips?
😅 I didn't expect my option to be chosen
ABC's Nemisis - how bad was it?
Need more Yilmaz for the OG fans!!
Do you have a favourite Byzantine Emperor? If so who and why?
Please vote for Queensland videos we need the most we can get here on why to re-elect Labor
How are you doing my friend? This whole coronation thing seems terrifying and I hope you and the team are okay
I wanna vote for all of it
yeah where's the ALL OF THE ABOVE ya absolute flog!!