Merry Christmas and Update
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Hello Patrons,
Charges have been laid in relation to the firebombing of Jordan's house. While we assess the situation we're going to go to ground for a few weeks before we start publicly posting again.
During this time we'll still give you the content you pay for, one weekly political video. We've got a few on topics you've shown a lot of interest in, next week we'll have a new take on housing and immigration. These videos will come out for everyone to see on YouTube when we return, but for now you all get to see them very early.
This week is a little bit different though. We had this Christmas video ready to go before the news dropped about the firebombing, it didn't seem right to put this one out immediately afterwards and it's a Christmas video so it doesn't exactly have a long shelf life.
Although it's not a political video we're giving this one just to you, to sweeten it we've got a little message from Jordan at the start with an extra surprise that might shock you.
Thank you all for your support, we really couldn't keep making the videos at the pace we do without you all. We hope you have a great Christmas,
The FJ Crew
Comments (27)
Now that I found where you shaved your head, I have a different conclusion. It really suddenly accentuated your eyes. Seriously, with your hair not upstaging everything, your eyes stand out as simply beautiful. I don’t mean that as flirting in any way. You actually don’t look badly at all. You actually looked great.
Looking forward to a video on the bikies that burnt your house down. Do it!
shaved the head. nice
oh shit I actually have a perfect one that happened ~4 hours ago! was out christmas shopping with my dad, and a fucking shooting broke out right above us!!! I <3 Colorado Springs
also jordan should've gotten the doctor phil haircut, very disappointing
Time to change your name to Jimmy and get Ali back on mate!
Nooo Jordan, your beautiful hair! 😭💔⛈️
Merry Christmas. Thank you for your commitment to always dropping content that is true and accurate, even at your obvious and very real risk. Moist Cr1tikal was right to give you a shout out for your commitment to true journalism. Stay safe.
Monty Python got it right all those years ago. https://youtu.be/csYnMGiB_5M?feature=shared
Merry Xmas. Possible further fund raising for wearing a redhead wig...
I RULE ! ! ! !
TREMENDOUS!
No surprise you don't get feedback on the case. You will only get contacted if they need a statement or court appearance. Even when someone dies they only contact the next of kin and wipe their hands of the matter. Thank you for your efforts this year FJ team, I am happy continue my support. Edit: oh yeah don't forget the handfish that's bloody stellar effort.
I'll never forget one Christmas we had my cousins over. My uncle was late but he showed up to our house via the back entry, yelling out MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS at the top of his voice, riding his bike and holding up a half-empty bottle of Smirnoff. He, having downed half of that bottle on his way over, rode his bike straight into the pool.
That same uncle made this monstrosity over the bbq on Australia Day. I call it genius. https://imgur.com/a/fD6uPoQ
Oi! Shankzy if I go max Patreon donation can I drive my hot-wheels on your head? looks like a clean ride <3 edit Just got to the bit about the Harvey Norman Party. I worked for HN circa 2011 and absolutely remember that story making its way through the company grapevine. Fuck me, HN needs its OWN Sins Confession because that joint is something else.
Cute fish.Make sure you wear a hat or put some sunscreen on that dome of yours.Merry Christmas to you and everyone else out there.
Merry Christmas and at least the wigs will go on better now 😂
Merry Christmas and stay safe
You're tshirt is still cuntas I need to wash it yo
swim wrote this by the way
All good thanks Merry Christmas besties forever yeah thanks Jordan
Also can we just give a Merry Christmas the god damn junkies in Melbourne tbh I don't know why they exist
The FJ team has more balls than the rest of the Australian media combined. And to think this all started with koalas.
The coppers didn’t even give you the courtesy of a “yeah, we’ve arrested someone for trying to kill you, yeeeaaahhh”. You had to learn it from the news? Never change NSW police, never change.
So glad to see people being held accountable! Hope everyone on the team stays safe and has a good holiday season!
Do what you need to do boys. Stay safe and rad! We'll catch you next year 😊