Bruz Runner 2026

I would add on the inland rail fiasco…. Which only has one lane, mind blowing, and only freight apparently…. Anyway….. Narrabri, i guess like many council, other then the councillors….. almost none of the machinery of government, the people in charge of the council, are from Narrabri…. So they don’t care about the people in it…. jim purcell is a water management engineer man very passionate in narrabri worth talking to if you ever want to do the story…. Apparently the final route is not set in stone, and he is fighting against it hard…. So, could make for genuine change to a communtiy? Great story to of a pork barrel money black hole…. I have also heard that the queensland side aren’t totally sold yet? So who knows if it will get finished, or if that is a rumour? Apologies for the unedited ramblings

How about something on MGuy or what ever he calls himself these days and his eulogy for a recently deceased german living in England. Turns out she was related to King Arthur and homicidal maniac Henry 8. It got some international press but not a peep in Vic.

Caption "Strap 6 of these to my back and I'd to see them try and keep me out of NYC!" Or "airbnb investments and tiny airplanes that won't do a a thing, these are a few of my favourite things".

you seem to be describing Helicopters??

Some help around Dicator Dan would be appreciated. The state election is in November. Murdoch et al have run Dan corruption media for as long as he’s been in. People never worry about Victoria, but how many get across the line matters. Scumo did his best to publicly humiliate Victoria, firstly, how Belton Rd was stopped, cutting funds for health and then pandemic posturing.

I would like to see a story on the Inland Rail. The politicians who purchased land (Barnaby Joyce, The Deputy Mayor of Narrabri) and others no doubt who purchased land and made $$ selling it back to the ARTC. Also, the path the train has taken through Narrabri was chosen to benefit landholders who sold to the ARTC, not the nest route, the new rail line will make a levi bank and will likely keep flood water in the town? Anyway, all seems very dodgy.

Fuk dis is goin ta look so balla in New York stooge

Ditto Sam's comment above - bushfire donation funds

1000 goals? More like $1000 per day for trade commish to NY, stooge.

"Maybe I could paint it yellow and get funding as a submarine as well...Stooge!"

I’d like to see a story investigating where all the money from donations to the RFS went after the bushfires in 2019

CHITTY CHITTY BRUZ BRUZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Third world level land clearing". The only way to stop land clearing is net zero immigration. Ever wondered why we have the highest level of immigration in the western world? What do we need more of if we increase the population? Houses. Who benefits from that? The building industry. Who else? The government who rakes in billions in stamp duty on the sale of those houses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75p0YeecIAc Here, someone do something with this.... I don't know.... I'm giving you the tools here make some f**king comedy... (Ted reference)

Put a saddle on it and make it look like a dragon,stooge.

Gee as a qlder I’m not really up to date on john (except via you). NSW needs a new govt. these liberals stink.

CAPTAIN CAPTIONS CAPTURED 3. Bruz Lightgear: Where we're going, we don't need roads! Sycofan1: Dr John, you mean we don't need boats? Like electric fairies? BL: No, maaate, we gonna need a bigger boat! S1: So we need sea-lanes? BL: Sealions? Yes. Big scary ones with big tusks and they can kick goals with bright balls using their tails! S2: Like Fairy Tales? BL: Yes, the streets are paved with Gold, and everyone has a jobs, like even the streetsweepers have awesome skills. S1: Like road skills? BL: No roadkills when there's no roads. But the birds what gets hits, they will fall to the ground and they can eat them too!

CAPTAIN CAPTIONS CAPTURED 2. Travel And Real Deloreans Is Sick (we will call it the TRADIS)

CAPTAIN CAPTIONS CAPTURED 1. It's bigga on the inside, boyz!

“This thing might reach New York on a tank” “Does it come in coal fired???”

MOAR charges? the defamation law in Au is fucked.

I think a public-friendly Minns video would be good to start planting seeds, or maybe a summary series of the nsw lnp "achievements"

Oh man, I didn't think it could get any better but you have outdone yourselves with this side splitting goodness, here here take my money (leaving aside the gross abuse of government powers)

More criminal charges? That means The Plan is Working. Don't be deterred... Satire is not a four-letter word, it's a three-letter word and a four-letter word sharing a t. Too soon? The Bruz is dead. Long live the Siz. Yours in Fixatedness!