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July 16, 2026

I am on Notice

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,

In case you haven't heard, I AM ON NOTICE. A bunch of outlets and influencers have been happy with some of our recent posts about immigration. This has made us realise the fastest way to upset One Nation supporters (although that isn't hard, they're incredibly fragile) is to mention One Nation's actual track record with migration.

This video will be out to the public in the next few days. Our posting has been a little light on here recently because we've been focusing on getting quicker, more current, content relased while prepping a lot of longer, heavily researched videos before Jordan headed to the US. As a result we'll have long, researched and edited videos like this one heading your way every few days for a bit!

More long vids coming very soon,
The FJ Crew

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laurie miller · August 9, 2026

Facts are always a problem wth right wingers, The truth can get in the way of a good story, Not even a good story, The truth gets in the way of bullshit too. lauriemillerjade.com

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laurie miller · August 9, 2026

Too much fat, in the face, means the brain is carrying the same. It goes that if your healthy, then your brain works at its best. If you look like Hanson, then your brain isnt working too well at all. just listen to her speaking and that belief is proven beyond doubt. It means inside her brain looks looks simmilar to her face, and thats not a good look for a brain..makes it hard for her to think clearly. lauriemillerjade.com

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laurie miller · August 9, 2026

She got a plane for supporting Gina, not bad, and she is very wealthy I've read, She's a scammer. full stop. Just there for the money. Sueing people, like a thief. lauriemillrjade.com

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Imogen IB · July 17, 2026

Aside: Jordies - I perhaps misunderstood Mario perhaps? No offence at all was intended.

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KetofolDreamz · July 17, 2026

New pledger. Have watched the crews videos for a few months. Love the content. Does FriendlyJordies make their research available anywhere? It’d be great to have some of the figures and the resources they quote at hand.

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Stephen Crane · July 17, 2026

I'm glad that the Bruz voice wasn't lost to perdition.

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JMu3 · July 16, 2026

It's a shame Avi "threw a chopping board at his wife" Yemini isn't relevant anymore, it was way more funny when it was just him holding the torch for the discount MAGA cause.

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Simon · July 16, 2026

My curse is to have interacted with Double Penetrated before he got big (… both in the public consciousness and size), as such I know he’s an idiot (“I saw the Queenslander magazine in the state library and thought it was out of copyright/trademark so I started an online publication with its name”. The copyright/trademark is owned by news corp), I know he got involved in the UQ HK protests because he originally wanted to troll chinese students over the Tiananmen Square anniversary and got caught up in the protests (should check I still have those screenshots), was in a facebook group that had a controversy over calling africans a problem and had an out and out neo nazi (Drew was a moderator), was heartily endorsed by his friend Barclay McGain (another coked out fat shit who has… interesting on and off field interactions) and vocally supported by antipodean resistance (neo nazi gang), and had credible accusations in UQ stalkerspace of high pressure messaging girls for hook ups (there might be more but with laws the way they are I’m only sticking with what I can prove/not actionable) and I base my opinion of him on these things I have observed. I then got to watch all the green supporters and the former councillor for the gabba ward hype this dead shit up in the 2019 election as some kind of outsider standing up for democracy or some shit before he turned into the auspol lolcow. Everything about him is so much dumber than people think.

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Zia · July 17, 2026

Interesting stuff. Everything about him screams dodgy. I would be interested to see if someone could dig into his donations and petition drives and where all the money and signatures went - might be some interesting things coming out of that (https://x.com/jamespeterflynn/status/2053958189024952753)

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Richard · July 16, 2026

Yep One Nation needs a dust up, and a new chip frier. Take care in the USA FJ.

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Richard · July 16, 2026

Goooooood on ya F J and Team!

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Alex Isaac · July 16, 2026

I hope the section around 23:00 will be cut up into shorts

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JOEYYDW · July 16, 2026

we need a video we can just show cunts that covers all this like my pro liberal boss or one nation mates that would show them the truth short and quick can just be spammed everywhere

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FredBloggs · July 16, 2026

The part at the end where you go through the actual evidence is just for us nerds who got that far isn't it. I still loved it though. I'm into competence.

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julie-anne brett · July 16, 2026

Keep the wankers in their cages, please

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Alex Isaac · July 16, 2026

Hopefully a video helping Labor in Vic is in the mix.

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Darren Fleming · July 16, 2026

Great video. 1 challenge if I may.... You say the fat stooge is getting robot likes. Do you have evidence for that? Please share how you work this out. Love ya work

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Blake Walden · July 16, 2026

Yeah it's too big a leap and may push away some of the people who could be convinced.

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Harry · July 16, 2026

Audio and video desynchronisation at 25:05-25:13 The video in Jordies face cam does not match the audio.

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ching hamburger · July 16, 2026

Mario is definitely bruz' long lost wog brother 🤣😂 we now have a mario to our luigi 🤣😆

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Spancir Geethern · July 16, 2026

Audio desync between Jordies voice over and facecam recording @25:06

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Mark R · July 16, 2026

Problem is labor continually shoot themselves in the foot with any popularity blown to pieces by pandering to the greens bs of locking up public land, closing down 4wd tracks, recreation areas, firearm restrictions and all sorts of bs that the ‘other side’ don’t appreciate, prove me wrong, they’re their own worst enemy in votes-popularity

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GovNerd · July 16, 2026

Bro, the people who think the FEDERAL Labor Party is responsible for closing down local 4WD tracks are beyond help. Instead, the Labor Government should be providing these men with much-needed assistance to medically transition their bodies into off-road vehicles. They would be happier that way.

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Anthrocarbon WTF PATREON NEW 48 CHARACTER LIMIT? · July 16, 2026

Requesting Patreon version which doesn't include the footage of troglodytes vibe-debating the nature of light from the sun.

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Blake Walden · July 16, 2026

My genuine feedback is that I would really appreciate if you didn't legitimise the 'mass migration' term the far right have constructed.

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GovNerd · July 16, 2026

I don’t love it either, but I do think throwing their own language back at them is the most effective way to trigger these people. Remember, we’re largely dealing with the sub-100 IQ segment of the population here — using their special words against them FORCES their little brains to engage with arguments they’d otherwise ignore.

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luckycap5 · July 16, 2026

Keep fighting the good fight!! America needs to see a naked jordies eating oranges