Labor Wins
Hello Patrons,
It was a long road to get here but Labor has won the election in a landslide victory. We'll be back shortly with a more detailed breakdown but here's Jordan's immediate response after hearing the news. We'll be putting this video up ASAP.
Stay tuned Patrons, we've got some other content we've had cooking in the background coming out soon! Also, there a few juicy little stories that we put aside so we could focus on the election. Don't worry, things will remain exciting!
Thank you for sticking with us along the way and thank you for your support!
The FJ Crew
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-11/labor-victory-could-change-global-energy-trade-says-ross-garnaut/105269302?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR4hpUFO3eKz_7j05sWAW-barB0ZdI6aq6940EbxRWoKNDJpWt9mSQWx2pVjxw_aem_CpWX0MA1CoyAr7KxiJdXvw
Hey just found this video of American beuracrat admitting to being involved with liberal party affairs before the election. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJGcUAjS8dW/?igsh=MWVraTlsODdyNmhuNg==
Love if you can do a video on the win being TOO BIG TO RIG despite the best efforts of Jacinta Price
I wanna see Su-ss-an numerology Ley become opposition leader. They can decide their policies by reading Tarot cards and tea leaves
Looks like Adam Bandt is out too! 🤣
Post election meme review please 🙏
Gina Rinehart has just dropped her 'review' of the election results: https://www.ginarinehart.com.au/comment-from-mrs-gina-rinehart-ao-regarding-the-election-results/ Without exaggeration, her writing skills are on par with a poorly medicated Grade 7 with ADHD. I used ChatGPT to review the post for spelling and gramattical errors and the results were hilarious: https://chatgpt.com/share/68185b6b-b9b4-800c-8921-9a8e4f0b7c88 Best of all, she uses the word "dessert" when she means to say "desert". Might be a case of one too many desserts on the brain lol.
Let’s Fucking GOOOOOO
ALBO, 2-0. ALBO 2-0.ALBO 2-0.
Thanks from all the volunteers in Grayndler jordies, we did it. Lots of people talking about your content at the afterparty.
Well done FJ and team. You lot deserve a nice holiday to... Turkmenistan? Make sure to make a video when you return of all the Libs and greens supporters trying to cope with the results.
I love to hear Jordan and the entire crews thoughts on Anthony Greens last election coverage, as this was his final one; retiring after 35 years.
My first thought when I started looking at the results as they trickled in: “gee, Jordies was spot on about those 4% swings he mentioned on stream the other night…” First time I’ve felt optimistic about the direction of this country in a long time. Thanks for all the excellent work you and the team do!
Cant make Dutton Opposition Leader again, unfortunately
He might run in the next election, you never know :p
You may need too change the hat design from MPDOLA to MPDLTEAHS....MAKE PETER DUTTON LOSE THE ELECTION AND HIS SEAT !!!
Gonna keep on being a Patreon member. I initially only joined for this election cycle, but seeing the stuff yall did, definitely worth keeping funding yall a bit more, doing the little bit that I can to keep you guys a float
Very happy for labor winning THIS BIG. I still feel embarrassed on behalf of new england tho, we are shit cunts
I've been to New England. Lotttttta old rich cunts in that area so it makes sense
Very Happy - me and my Gen X bestie had a little election party last night and the only downside was being unable to work out how to get Sky News youtube on the Telly so we could gloat.
The Sky news coverage was pure gold 👌 Credlin was so pissed and watching Barnaby added to the humor 😄
Thankyou for all hard work and content, this has to be one of the happiest recent days for this community
I’m also still floating. Haven’t actually been to sleep last night, but it’s worth it just to watch Sky News
Well done gang
I'm so glad we got the win, I cannot wait for the future made in Australia. And the first home buyer stuff
I really think you've helped open up the eyes of a lot of 'average' australians about what Labor and Liberal parties do. I'm so relieved that Labor has another term and I might FINALLY be able to buy a house 🙏🎉
Great work FJ team! Pat yourselves on the back and take a well earned holiday. I think you play an important part in setting the conversation and getting info out there, particularly among our generation. Which then gets us passionate and informed when talking to friends and family. The big dogs like Rupert and Gina will no doubt try to tear Labor down over the next 3 years, so it's important that you and your team are there to push back.
Please libs do the best thing ever and make Angus Taylor Opposition Leader
Don't know what's better, Liberals losing or the Greens getting bitchslapped. Feeling optimistic for the first time in a long time.
Certainly MCM losing his seat and Bandt getting a good swing against him. Now I'm looking at the greens supporters online trying to justify why they lose seats and an increased primary vote. It's too funny. They're basically calling everyone stupid for not understanding how preferences work.
Huzzah!🤯
Thanks for your work Jordies.
How delicious it was. Albo's landslide! Ali France toppling Dutton! And the obnoxious Max Smirker-Hyphen being sent packing by the good people of Griffith was frankly glorious.
Not to mention Nicolle Flint (of garbage bag wearing fame) came back from a 3yr hiatus ... And got beaten soundly :p
A great sigh of relief Jordies and Australia! I think it’s time to go back to making videos on food or alcohol review or even comedy SKITS! It also turns out the POLLS WE’RE RIGHT!!!
Wtf if jordies going to do for work now
What he's been doing for the last 3 years I hope
Did you end up accepting Dr Gordon Reid’s invite?
Australia made here! Bring it on!
This is a 3rd term project I could get behind! (Definitely my own idea not stolen from anywhere else.)
What a massacre 🤘. Watching it on Sky News was awesome. Thank you Jordan n crew for the work you do. Thank you Mr Trump. And thanks TAB for the 15/1 odds at the start of March. The May Day March today is the icing on the cake.
How much malding was there?
Phew! This is an unbelievable result. I am confused about how to feel. Do I dare feel hope??
Loved seeing principal Albo shut down the boos of Dutton. Kindness and strength to beat your opponent like that and not indulge a crowd
Good job. Take a holiday jordies.
LABOOORRRRR
What a beautiful day for a Labor victory! Dutton loses his seat… Max Chandler loses his seat… Pinch me I must be dreaming
I went out today and it looked like a bright day. I had the biggest smile on my face. Nature is healing.
It's amazing!
I was nervous but quielty optimistic of a good majority for Labor. Not even in my wildest thoughts did I consider this type of win though. Im really hopeful for the future direction of Australia now. Could we see a 3+ term Labor government?!
So now elections over can we get some Warhammer vids now?
Thanks for all the work you did trying to get everyone more educated on what Labor were offering and what the Coalition were not. And giving us all a laugh in the process 🙏❤️
LETS GO
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Jords gonna go back to wigs and yilmaz now cmooooon