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February 4, 2025

The Update + Comedy Special

[Very Early Access X2]
Hello Patrons,

This has become somewhat of a yearly tradition. We've got so many long videos in production that we don't have a political video ready for you this week. We know most of you patrons are here for the political stuff so we've attached an update about what to expect from the channel in 2025. Jordan also reveals why we're not back publicly yet. Hint: We're working on a video about a certain Italian channel favourite. Yes, we got our hands on something pretty cool.

That alone isn't enough for a patreon update so to round out the video we've got 2 fully edited comedy videos. Soldiers Confess Their Sins AND Worst Kebabs in Australia. We're really happy with how these turned out and we're sure you'll like them too. The soldiers one is a little bit spicy so it's kinda a political video too. Enjoy!

In 2025 we're looking to simultaneously do longer investigations and documentary style coverage of issues while at the same time putting out quicker content that covers breaking news as it happens. We're already starting to do that on Instagram, Tiktok, and Facebook.


Next week expect a long video on the ETS we're just finishing off and then the following week our public comeback.

Thank you all for your support!
The FJ Crew

Comments (18)

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Cambo · March 2, 2025

yes do a video on her. i live in dickson and i can’t find anything noteworthy about her

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ungraa · February 10, 2025

Kebab is neck beard food because no one else delivers at 4am when you're MC raiding.

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THOMAS · February 7, 2025

I hope to fuck you do a video on Ellie Smith, Independent for Dickson. Dutton isn't saying shit about her, and she won't release how she'd like her preferences to flow. Everyone is smelling a plant by the LNP.

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Greenlach7 · February 9, 2025

No climate 200 had that problem before not likely to occur again

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Claudia J · February 6, 2025

I'm sure I got a kebab once at 4am in Surfers Paradise..... I'm sure, but I don't remember it.

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Alexandria Voss · February 5, 2025

While we’re paying ya can we get u reacting to four corners latest election video 🤣 what a fucking joke that was

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Friendlyjordies · February 10, 2025

send me the link

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Madeleine · February 4, 2025

On the social media front, can you also post and interact on non-oligarch controlled social media like Bluesky and Mastodon (both federated services)?

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Chris Lowles · February 18, 2025

I hope they at least consider moving their site to WordPress with AP enabled, Bluesky/Masto with Bridgy would be cool too.

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timmy3069 · February 4, 2025

When you say "Bruz video", which Bruz? Original Bruz? Maroon Bruz? Or Deposed Bruz (John Pesutto)?

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Jimmy · February 5, 2025

Original Bruz for sure. Saw him at the Motocycling NSW dinner, sat right next to his table, was pretty funny to see him in person. Luckily no speech, reckon the whole room would have started booing.

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Jeremey Richardson · February 4, 2025

Army 90-96. Agree 100% ratbags. Goodtimes. 🤘

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Jesse Lawrence-brown · February 4, 2025

Are we bringing back the ball sack key chain though? I think that's what EVERYONE wants to know.

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timmy3069 · February 4, 2025

not just that, but all the Bruz shirts too

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DMK · February 4, 2025

Did anyone have a person from their school who wasn't a maniac or thick join up? I did. The most devout Christian goodie two shoes, "miss you forgot to check the homework", mostly top classes boy in the school signed up. Kicked out of ADFA, drunk and disorderly with a kid on the way from a random local chick. Not sure how all the maniacs and thickos faired.

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Andrew · February 4, 2025

I have never gotten food poisoning or ill from kebabs. I have had a few.

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Bryn · February 4, 2025

Gunna get a kebab tonight

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Woodex · February 4, 2025

Aww in the military video he forgot that the "When do I get the gun" was a simpsons bit.