Patreon Suggestions Thread
Hello Patrons.
This comment thread is for suggesting videos you'd like to see us cover. We'll look through the popular suggestions and make a poll in the coming days, the winner from that poll will be made into a video.
Throw out any ideas you want so we know what sort of videos you'd like to see. Simply reply in the comments!
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An accurate story on Current Minns government. I'm an expat and all there is is the bs from 7/9 abc and shit tier journos. Never seems to be any actual reporting just the usual hit jobs/character assassinations
Let's not forget Spud, the worst MP!
can you do a video on swollen pickle review on your video
Do the clown video!
Cave Goblin Skits
I enjoyed the standup show you shared (as much as you were able). THAT was a real gift. I found your show to be surprisingly entertaining/funny yet also so educational. I’m really glad that you shared it so if you ever say, retire another tour & can share something similar, it was awesome. You know I’ve found multiple podcasters that I enjoy watching occasionally but that I had never seen their standup (referring to ppl who were originally comedians). To my surprise … honestly … they all sucked. You created something quite spectacular & I’m just glad I was able to experience it. I was glued to it from start to finish & THEN, I watched it again. For that to happen (& it’s happened maybe twice in my life) it simply HAS to be superb. Thank you.
Hey FJ: I saw the merch on your website… It has AUS pricing so I assume that if I tried to purchase that it’s probably not set up internationally… IDK. Yet first I would probably go with some of the past shows. How do those get delivered? I saw you put the file size… How does it work? I’m interested.
Return of yilmaz?
The wind farms on the south coast and Wollongong
A piece on the proposed NDIS reforms there set to (i think) vote on June. Seen a few things pop up on my phone but a lot of it seems to be by the normal big media groups trying to fearmonger people against what largely seem like common sense changes. Would love to see how much is just over blown crap and how much is justifiable concern.
Hey Jordies & FJ Team & Mizlav ❤️ to see a Vol 6 of Outback Australian Towns
How does Patreon treat you? Do they ever hit you with unexpected fees?
Love to see a video about the Astill inquiry, as it has had some very interesting things come out
Top 10 Anime Moments in Australian Politics
YouTubers Jordan Shanks and Friendly Jordies have a YouTube beef debate (formatted exactly like the twitter beef between Tony Robbins and Chomsky)
People love YouTube drama, and I bet those two youtubers would make great drama
The achievements of the federal government. Also one on Queensland as that election is coming up.
Jordies does Street interviews current affair style and moons people in Rundle Mall
I want 3 minutes of silence followed by the satisfying plop of Jordan taking a huge shit, maybe the occasional grunt depending on poo size
The Star/Pokies (not like you haven’t covered both already) but……. Did you see the article about having faulty pokie ticket to cash machines and giving away 3.5million? Took them 6 weeks to notice then reported all the customers for fraud. One customer was an reformed addict who heard of the “hack” then used it to get $54k and efficiently relapsed.. then the star go after her too.
https://apple.news/AEM4I-o9OTFK-Qoa-6Bwt8A
You and coffeezilla sneak into Jake Paul v Tyson fight
Can we please get the podcast back??
MAFS !
Townsville's new mayor and disendorsed One Nation candidate: https://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/news/townsville/troy-thompson-linked-to-rightwing-conspiracy-group-my-place-townsville/news-story/f6adee31043ec0c122904385ea4e3f33
A deep analysis into why DAAS was the best TV show of its era. Look, I'm not from around there, all I know about Australia is DAAS and Farscape...
-QLD politics -Why Australia has not condemned Israel for their attacks
sum shit bout Vince McMahon
Yes he’s accused of shit,especially on someone.
As an American I demand niche NSW political micro-community drama videos. My government basically has yours by the you know what, so get to it. Thanks Jordies.
Greg Combet.
Or another swollen pickles takedown, he keeps popping his head back up
'Deconstructing' Journalists. I've always been fascinated and surprised when you unpack their bullshit and hubris. Albrechtsen, Aly. Inglis, Malo and my favourite - Rick Morton
Feel good Stories on the Environment, THE NEW EPA!
Dubbo ex-mayor sexual misconduct and intimidation case
Not to mention the corruption scandal that then led to him attempting suicide, resigning, then running again
QLD election please
yes yes yes, please cover QLD politics a bit more. Seeing a lot of hate towards labor for this next election
A summary of this years season of MAFS
Male violence and mental health in Oz re two recent Syd events. Or your understanding of ADHD and autism diagnosises spiking and do you think you have ADHD?. They aren't related topics but interesting nonetheless.
Crucial: you often ask shit or good places to go when you are touring. You didn't do this for Brisbane! Is it because we are boring now KevRudd doesn't live here? :P also you should do a ghost tour or something silly for some content if you're still scared of ghosts :P
Please do a video with Purple Pingers or a video on rental prices and the applications. Some don't even list a price or are 3 month initially. Insanity.
The more attention you pay to media in the U.S and the U.K,the more you notice the talking points are always the same as in Australia(immigration,taxation,muslim terrorism etc).Please do a segment on this(Yes I know it's because of Murdoch but 3 countries,same media rhetoric doesn't get talked about).
Mining loyalty comparisons between QLD and every other state (QLD is making them pay 10x more because they are avoiding the other taxes - they're bitching about it leading up to the election thinking people will side with the big mining companies for their tax avoidance)
Immigration driving rental and home prices up. Harder more intense coverage (maybe try and get some data by city behind it) The government wants to ignore this issue and distract us from it. It's our biggest cost of living problem and they're trying to distract us from it.
Upcoming NT state elections
A Deep dive into the dodgy building industry across australia, not only how they are able to rubberstamp shitheaps, and the property developers who are laughing all the way to the bank. P.s Loved the Cross Over on Site Inspector.
A deep dive into the stupidity behind the proliferation of SUVs in Australia, particularly in suburban areas, and all of its associated impacts.
Would love to see I dive into the car emissions standards. Or Pauline Hanson's recent brain rotting animated campaign
Investigate the hostage held by Bill & Gympie hospital.
Where are australias worst tourists from?
Haven't seen a "confess your sins" or a "the worst" video in a while. Why not?
More greens bashings. And game plan to win back them rightful Labor states
More skits. During the down time, I was getting recommended the classics and remembered just how great they are. Skits, Yilmaz, or shitting on journalists.
idk the scope, but we now have a definition of schizophrenia without psychosis, like the sluggish schizophrenia inveted by the kgb. Punitive psychology, nothing new. Recently there was the gavin o'blennis investigation, maybe a limited hangout(?). He talked about Entrapment, leading people to commit felonies, extrapolating this, and the upcoming WHO pandemic treaty, makes ICD-10 F.21 quite the special case, at least for me. With sugar ontop, the treatment with atypical neuroleptica can have actual psychosis as a sideffect if handled improperly.
yilmaz
***A GEORGE COSTANZA RANT ALERT 🚨 *** How about why Telcos force its Mobile & Fixed phone customers to divert ALL Rang-Out calls over to Voice-Mail when NOBODY nominated that option & it takes frigging complaint after complaint for anything to be done about it then when a plan changes over the Starts ALL Friggin Over again…. Ahhhh
why australia should've been a republic under keating
Why Adam Bandt, King of the Manosphere, is destroying Australia
cashless gaming trial results are out so a follow up vid covering effects on money laundering would be good. Also, "The Worst Centrelink Offices In Australia" just go to reviews on services australia offices in derro areas it's all the shittest bueraucrats you'll ever read about and people just use their local office google review section to complain about the phone lines. shit's schadenfreude gold
Keep shitting on four corners please, they did an absolutely bogus ukraine war segment recently that might be good to use
A retrospective on The Voice
Why Australians don’t receive mining dividends like other countries do to expose the corrupt government
Beans
May Day special
New Zealand's trying to do a second AUKUS, because it went sooooo well in Australia, the prime minister is also getting rid of some of the primary news outlets and has apparently been in talks with some of Murdochs media prostitutes please make a video on him
How long before the greens existed, Labor and the union movement created Australia's first environment protection laws.
More content on Qld politics for sure, especially something that informs Qld viewers how to organise/help campaign against the LNP in the upcoming election. It's 6 months out and it feels like we're in a real 'calm before the storm' period right now.
How misinformation has become the staple rhetoric for conservatives worldwide and why politicians are allowed to lie.
Gaza
Emissions Trading Scheme - Specifically its long term impacts on Climate policy in Australia. Or A timeline of Kevin Rudd after leaving politics.
Friendlyjordies reacts to: Sky News greatest election night upsets
Breakdown of each political parties major donors
Friendlyjordies views on the revamping of The Old World and/or the confirmation of female Custodians
A update about the baralaro
A deep dive on rural education, especially Armidale since the super school opened, been an absolute disaster, it does kinda look like it was designed to fail.
SDA vs RAFFWU
Feral horses in Kosciuszko National Park and the ABC’s Jamelle Wells misreporting the cull.
Airservices Australia is the national Air Navigation Service Provider (air traffic control) and has a CEO that earns $1mil+. During COVID they paid millions of dollars to fund and early retirement of hundreds of experienced air traffic controllers with thousands of experience years, contributingly significantly to the delays we are seeing in Australian aviation. Bridget McKenzie described the situation in senate estimates as a "shit show". On top of that, they are dragging their heels on the ATC and aviation firefighting enterprise agreements, with packages significantly lower than inflation resulting in a net pay cut over the past decade. There's a lot of interesting stuff there by a government business that is worth investigating.
My understanding is that the conservatives have taken us into every conflict of our short history, and that Labor has bought us back out. Is this true?
When you say 'taken us into" said war? And also saying that Labor came into power as it wound down? If that is truly your question, Wikipedia and if still stuck, Reddit. Before you bother you should know that that's an INSANE perspective to have or 'just asking guys! teehee'.
Current assessment of the union movement in Australia; which unions are doing well and how, what obstacles unions are facing, etc.
Do a video on Advance Australia lobby group
Maybe a vid about every way the Liberal and Nationals could improve
Dave's dinners Dave's dinners
READ MY COMMENT AND LAUGH
Anything Tasmanian. Maybe Eric Abetz Also Angus Taylor. I’ve always loathed him.
do one on the mining tax OR how to make a killer margherita pizza
More QLD labor content people can use to get their friends and family to vote labor
Actually yes this supercedes the importance of any other basic socialist content. To be able to show family -" to look at the surplus and see what's being built, where."
a parliament 'best of/worst of' would be fun, like batshit-auspol style with some of the best/worst comedic moments in aus politics. Fun for any international viewers too.
Spanian recently did a walk around of Miller, Cartwright, Sadleir and Ashcroft - Liverpool’s poorest suburbs. I have huge respect for him doing this. I actually took extensive photos of this area for Wikimedia Commons so I can verify these are among the most impoverished and overlooked suburbs in Sydney. I would live it if Jordies and Michael West media would do a deep dive into this area, the history and the problems, along with the neglect by politicians and the media for their unique problems and needs. This is an area that needs more coverage as there is an entire underclass in Australia that gets virtually no attention and that has never gotten any better. I’d be happy to help with any research - I think a good starting point would be to look into the Green Valley Scheme where this all started.
I am from that area, there isn't much to do there that doesn't also need doing for the rest of the country. Better education, better healthcare, more jobs, more Union participation. What the Green Valley scheme you're referring to? Like how they built the suburb ?
Do you believe that margherita pizza is financially irresponsible to buy. They charge you the same amount as a normal pizza, but it has no toppings. If you care about the homeless people, you can just buy a normal pizza and donate the pizza toppings to them.
Collab with Hasan please, but on comfortable chairs this time if you are to sit and just chat for an hour 😂
Maybe a historical episode - like the Labor member who was the only one expelled from parliament (Hugh Mahon) or NSW's 7 hour government.
Love to see a dive into the NSW health and hospitals systems and corruption or withholding of funds
Recycling industry and the monopoly the Pratt's hold on Australias recycling industry
Chef and waiters confess there sins
I'd love to see a video on how the elderly are now homeless with kids in there care
Awesome, wholesome content😀 that every Aussie with eyes or ears knows the dire situation regarding how and why it happened. He literally already covered it 🫤
Another swollen pickles response
Fast food chip review, settle this once and for all please.
Id like a video on the vaping ban
Keep up the oversight of the media shenanigans- been a while since you mentioned the Propaganda Model. You have lots of new viewers who need edumacation. Though don't mention Chomsky's name until the end - or else the Americans will shout "COMMUNIST" and run away.
Something about how Australia is one of the few countries that doesn't have a domestic reserve for our exported materials meaning everything that gets mined is directly exported and none given back to Aussies
Nuclear Power. You've covered it 4 years ago but the liberals are currently spruiking small moduler nuclear reactors. Seems like a prime issue for a smack down.
Third
Going into the Israel and Palestinian situation. Now with Iran involved what is possible....
You should look up Beau of the fifth column he does really good foreign policy stuff
As much as I loathe the show. But your mafs reviews were always entertaining.
Bring back the podcast!
Jordan visits Tasmania under the cover of investigating the politically motivated sports stadiums fiasco but he is really there to give the people what they truly want - a Tasdaz & Dave's Dinnerz colab and a 'friendlyjordies visits the bakery from Kiki's Delivery Service' video.
The impact of the Queensland coal royalties scheme and what sort of cuts would the LNP need to make to balance the budget if they reduce the rate.
-Worst games workshops in Australia -Warhammer players confess your sins
Friendlyjordies reviews old friendlyjordies (Bali etc)
Definitely more debunking of Greensrot
Accountability of the governor general for Scotty’s multiple portfolios has never really been covered.
Update on progress for great koala national park
I’d like to see content on different ways Australian could get rid of fossil fuels. I’m thinking of a national Press Club with Allegra SpenderMP and Richard Denniss Head of The Australia Institute Bottom line. Tax what we don’t want - subsidising fossil fools and And Subsidise what we do want, free education, those who are suffering - mental health, disability, housing and so on. Our scientists we could invest in too. And maybe own as a nation part of Renewables innovations Treasurers are always saying our economy is a delicate flower. How about an overhaul for equity and robustness. We don’t have to reinvent the wheel. Take the best ideas from other countries.
You realise that will get spun into Labor taxes you by the media and which business is taxed? The Australia institute seems to think that good deeds don't go unpunished. Every good thing Labor does will be spun against it. Australia institute has never campaigned for Labor nor is it part of the Labor party but thinks it should dictate what the party policy should be.
The hilarity of Lehrmann being called a rapist by civil court jusge when he just about got away with it when his criminal trial got flushed in the toilet.
A follow up video on Koala conservation. Need to know how my fuzzy butt friends are doing!
EPA review that plibesek just put forward today
Queensland news
Australia's involvement in Palestine's destruction.
Not much involvement here. Australia is working diplomatically to stop the fighting and get a truce, but we have very little sway in the region. We don't give much to Israel (only components I believe) and we aren't about to send troops there. Pushing for Palestinian state recognition which Wong has done is the biggest step forward and one that is likely to see any progress.
Slightly unrelated but I'd really like to see the self help channel up and running again.
Max CM on Q & A. Just for the content. I mean I shouldn't laugh at content of you clowning on someone with extra chromosomes but I digress
That all our public schools and teachers are breaking. 98% of public schools are not funded to the minimum standard. It's disgusting we are entrenching disadvantage and pushing privatisation of schools.
A retrospective piece on the life and career of Billy Ocean.
https://www.wattpad.com/story/337588131-forbidden-love-downunder
Covering local elections in Victoria later this year would be great, we need a few dodgy Liberal councilors flushed out, including Nathan Conroy, the Frankston Mayor and Liberal candidate for Dunkley at the by-election
Department Main Roads and Transportation (TMR) in Queensland. AI Speed camera bungle in early 2022 where they sent multiple $1k fines to motorists before the first one arrived, so they're all chatting, doing whatever, licking their phones, getting $5k worth of fines. Many people Very likely ended themselves. They took them all the AI cameras OFF months later, for 6months+. All of this is bizzairely VERY quiet, as if they dont want anyone to know
More journalist takedowns!
More content on the achievements of the QLD labor party leading up to the state election. Its getting nervy up here lad
Living in a uni dorm
You Reacting to Your Old Videos (Phase 3 content era ,Jan 2019 - April 2020)
Wait staff confess their sins
30 minutes of Jordan as a naked clown eating oranges with little to no editing
I feel like that should be on an only fans page
Would still love to see a video on the state of universities in Australia, and how they’re serving our students (or not)
The South Australian experience.