Ice Cream Man Movie Review [Bonus Ep]
If you're thinking of watching Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man.
Don't.
Watch it twice like Hunter.
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Will never not be jarring to see the movie theater I frequent in these videos 😭
I just found out that his thumbnail artist uses gen ai and I’m devastated, I’ve loved watching creepcast for so long and just got patreon to watch the exclusive content and now I feel like I need to stop watching them. It’s not just the use of AI it’s the fact meatcanyon talks about his disdain for ai yet has his artist use it in his thumbnails. I’m probably gonna get hate for this but I want to try and get meatcanyon to replace the ai thumbnails and hire a new artist otherwise I don’t think I can continue supporting what they do. This really sucked for me to find out.
Got the patreon just to watch this review. Saw this movie in theaters and walked away in awe at how bad it was. Half of the gore in the film looks like parts you get at Spirit.
I feel vindicated knowing Hunter feels the same way about terrifier as I do
The pinnacle of Eli Roth’s career was his performance as Donny Donowitz in Inglorious Basterds. Otherwise, he’s a mediocre actor and TERRIBLE writer. I 100% believe he’ll do straight-to-streaming AI films in the future if it will make him any sort of money.
this just makes me miss having friends.
I love how I can tell he had plenty of long island’s is hilarious
Late Night with the Devil was phenomenal. Argue with a wall.
The audio channels are backwards, it’s such a mind fuck
Got me fucked up
My theory when the film came out was this was a cash/name grab due to talks at the time regarding the image comics anthology horror series of the same name (very good btw) being considered for adaptation
Would love to see a review of the movie Buffet Infinity from these bois. Its definitely a movie thats right up their alley
Petition for them to cover The Magnus Archives
If you go in thinking this is the worst movie ever and not to take it seriously at all it actually isn’t that bad. It’s not a horror it’s a comedy and I thought it was pretty decent
Lee Cronin’s Eli Roth’s the scream creamer
The war torn country line is genuinely insane.. how did that even make it in?
Damn those lapel mics are impressive.
I feel like bad horror movies deserve to have their own genre, we all knew this was going to be a bad movie, why go watch if you’re just going to complain and be snobby about it lol
The storm in the background is perfection for this review
I love you guys so much but yall have GOT to let Hunter get three words out every once in a while without him having to fight for his life 💀
I literally had no plans/interest in paying for Patreon until they mentioned today in the episode they reviewed this movie and my absolute hatred for being blindsided by this slop in theaters overtook me I needed their take 😭 The amount of bulimia jokes for the main girl being 12 was also insane
I'd rather have slop made by humans than slop made by generative artificial intelligence. Gimme your slop, humans!
Hes such a hack. Thanksgiving was awful. It felt like a fever dream. Im never watching this
please never ever change y'alls attitude about generative AI.. I hate that shit so much and hate to see how prevalent it's become. It literally feels like a fuckin crime against humanity that it somehow made it onto a movie theater screen.
24:52 you guys bashing them for using AI but your thumbnail artist does the same thing.
I hope the re-release the bear trap shirts. They were way better than the lip and frog shirts.
Begging for the rest of Stolen Tongues and The Thing in The Basement. And the rest of the story about the blind woman with the changing stairs and mimic.
They are just ignoring all that crazy lightning in the back ground that shit is crazy yo
The best AI "film" will always be lesser than the worst human made film. Because a human fim is art. Art can be bad and not well done, but it's still art.
Is there going to be an October merch drop? Please. I beg.
Something abt injecting ai into a movie is so spiritually Israeli
just say jewish man
I need this to become a full series so bad :sob
I miss you metapod where are you
Love hearing people shit on Eli. What a slop of a movie my god
Hate Eli Roth glad the boys perfectly encapsulated why
every time i think i have seen the ugliest shirt of all time isaiah proves me wrong
Deep cut upon a deep cut is Jaboody dub Ice cream man
No way you videoed me running to my car after seeing the Chris Hansen movie😭
Harry looks tired 😭🫠😂
so nice of the polycule to let us see one of their date nights!!
They should do for Halloween like a mystery theater 3000 style video where they play a horror movie and they're giving commentary
When the kid looked at his phone in the beginning of the movie and it's the AI ice cream cartoon I checked out immediately
This had better not be an actual bonus episode…
I need movie reviews to be a regular occurrence and my first request is Cure 1997 i will pay $1
Is it better or worse than the old ice cream man movie?
Did you guys watch a ripped Thai movie? The subtitles seem Thai
I love hearing all the common nighthawks in the background of the video!
But but I like the Terrifier series 🥺
He guys what dont you all talk over eachother more
You guys HAVE to review Buddy lol
I aint watch ice cream man yet definitely seems like a weird movie lol
The AMC parking lot review is my favorite content on this patreon.
Isiah you could pull off baldsim
Give me like a 6 hour cut of movie recaps with the rolling thunderstorm in the background to fall asleep to.
Lee Cronin's Ice Cream Man Movie Review [Bonus Ep]
The lightning in the back makes this feel like the end of days
Doo doo stinky butt cream
Please read the rest of half priced voodoo shop. I started to listen to another pod on it and king Kriols voice drives me nuts i need hunters voice guiding me through the story
I agree that the AI really soured any chace oit having good faith. His precious horror flick Thanksgiving was amazing i loved that one but it sucks how his compnay is going down the AI path.
isaiah stays locked in
10:25 of course Harry would like the brick scene
They should watch resident evil
The first Ice Cream Man is popular?
Clearly the worst movie adaptation of the classic tale of Sorbet Steve
Isaiah’s ranting lips flapped that storm into existence
We need special Halloween merch
Fuck ai!!!
God manifested Isaiahs rage into that storm cloud behind them goddamm
I love you guys 😂
im wiping
The question is what is up with those subtitles?
It's a screen recording from an overseas camrip :)
Wym “well”
Why that movie had weird subtitles ? On every cam of the movie they showed.
They’re screen recordings from pirate sites.
Unrelated note to this movie I saw resident evil and that was enjoyable :)
I really like the apocalyptic nature of the backdrop to this review.
Also has Eli Roth ever made a good movie 🤔
loved the sight of hunter going up the theater steps like a monolith
yesss we need a resurgence in physical media asap
Don’t you guys use ai for your YouTube thumbnails?
No they have a thumbnail artist, it’s just their style. Same thing with thumbnails on his papa meat channel
Great review, but I just kept staring at the lightning 🌩
Y’all should read infected case files
trying to talk about the movie while fucking king ghidorah destroys the city god damn that storm looked wild
I can't believe that Eli Roth made this movie then went on to say that the youtube directors are the one who need to be mentored.
Regular request for tales from uncle Henry's farm. That out of the way good review sounds like a god awful movie lol
Why were there Arabic subtitles..???
I’m guessing they used pirate sites for the clips.
anyone else got hunter on the right here when hes on the left and isiah on the left ear when hes on the right? AUDIO BUGGED
Need the new meatcanyon episodes on physical media🙏
Hunter is so large I love him
Audio is flip in headphones
It's actually funny I didn't even hear about this movie coming out, thanks for the review guys
The Sandlot but gay
I wish I was pussy enough to say 'gosh' unironically
No place is as war torn as Nik's bussy
movie review in a storm
Put this on x2 speed
What this movie is is a symptom of a slow death of media from the state of rapid creation for profit by companies who don't care. It is just another piece in the rapid cataclysm from how much companies only view media as another income stream while also being able to shut-out smaller creators and artist who care about what they make. Like Hunter kept saying, it's because lazy people can just tell AI to make a movie while doing nothing and making profit from basically any sales. What makes this even worse is the fact that streaming has become such a big things means that people who for example, bought Prime just to watch Fallout and maybe some other series will see this random movie that is free in their minds so they will watch, and it will signal to people and companies that hey, people will watch this slop so obviously they will keep pumping it out. Also a fundamental problem is that kids nowadays will most likely have grown up watching crap on Youtube because their parents just gave them a phone with YouTube and no restrictions, so kids grew up watching slop. So when they grow up and can watch whatever whether it be on streaming or theaters, they will have grown numb to slop from watching it on YT, so they will still buy it and watch it. Which again, will signal to companies that people will pay for this stuff. Also a smaller thing, the Backrooms is doing such a good thing by being this pillar of actually good media with this complex story and amazing designs, however slop can easy outproduce and beat any type of media with effort behind it. The public mind does not last on many things for too long, so while this one good movie can hold the attention for weeks, people will eventually move on and then slop movies will take it's place and can hold the place for longer because of how many are coming out. Another thing is that now content farms on YT can easily take something good like the Backrooms and immediately dumb it down and water it all down for kids, making it even more just like generic slop. Which again feeds into this cycle of kids watching slop and then growing up to keep watching slop. So now any piece of media with effort behind it has to fight a battle of AI media, slop, and then slopification while also trying to hold the public mind long enough that people won't just forget about it. And because media like that has to have time behind it, it can not outrace the crap that companies can produce rapidly. Which again leads to a losing battle and a slow, slow death for media while the world turns.
Cream Cronin
fairs
This looks like somewhere I know in alabama.
this reminds me of hanging out with my buddies and ripping on bad movies, Long Live Isaiah and Hunters the CREEP CAST.
I'm creamin my cast right now (it's gettin real floppy)
Can y’all please review the resident evil movie??
I assume everyone from a war torn country is also an Ice Cream Man
please keep doing movie reviews of bad movies i love them 😭
Surprised no one clocked how it’s, on top of everything else, a bald-faced ripoff of Cooties. I swear there are shots lifted directly from Cooties, in the trailer at least.
Don’t talk shit on Tommy Wiseau.
The first half a second pretty much sums it up
Hunter had him a few Jack n cokes at the theater 💀
Lee roths the ice cream mummy
I know the cameraman‘s name is Nick, but mine is Nic as well and I was like oh hello whenever the video started
Wendigoon is on the right but his voice is coming out of my left speaker snd papa meats on the left but his voice is coming out my right speaker????
Guys you don't need to torture yourselves like this! 😭 Review a really good horror film, it would be so much fun!
Thank you guys for adding the Creepy weather effects!!!!
Having friends looks like fun 🥲
I love these reviews
Edger Allen margera: Dude this is fuckin spooky!
You know, Hunter does have fire manipulator energy shame it is raining outside. Also yeah B-horror can be peak, love that vibe but sometimes we get a weird in-between that and a real budget and it gets mangled.
Where's the poop
Loving these movie reviews, especially for the bad movies that nobody really wants to see. I need more!!
I agree, I also like the vibe of just walking out the movie and taking about it
Boooo AIce cream man booooo.
Can y'all read the rest of Stolen Tongues?
Post 54 of asking that I would really love to see yalls spin on reading "I'm a Guard Stationed at a secret government prison" https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cr0lna/im_a_guard_stationed_at_a_secret_government/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Having skimmed this, it is more of a shonen manga than creep anything. So silly episode tier
Isaiah just talks over everyone or cuts them off damn
I have a feeling based off the title that they mad have a disdain for this movie
Lee cronins the eli Roths ice cream mummy
Harry standing between the two while giving them side eyes is the best
You guys killed it with the production this video? I didn’t know yall manipulate the weather on set, insane tech.
One of the MOST irritating things was me seeing every single background graphic element being clearly ai when artists like myself would kill to work on designs like that for a film
If it ever gets to the point where people just use ai to make our entertainment, we would lose something as a species
We need a movie by our Papa Hunter
The lighting in the background is so ominous
I think Papa is 100% correct on the AI slop movie theory
Unfortunate that his personal thumbnail artist also uses generative AI.
I think Lee cronins the mummy would've been better as an evil dead movie but I haven't seen any other mummy other then the last one Brendan frasier did.
Always love the AI hate! ❤️👍
I’m so glad I never saw this dumpster fire of a “movie”
I know they said they would do a similar thing with The Mummy. Did that ever happen or am I blind and missed it ?
Yeah you missed it
Eli Roth making terrible z tier movies for the deep state
It's nice to see Hunter also does the "walk like bigfoot towards the camera" thing I do when I notice a friend filming me approaching.
Itd be cool to hear your opinions on an actual movie
Lee Cronin’s the Eli Roth’s “the Blumhouse”
Save your breath and just watch the new resident evil movie instead. That movie was a blast dude
I just watched it coincidentally and it reminded me of a creepy pasta tbh. The whole setup and behavior of the characters. It reminded me of a bad creepy pasta written by like a middle or highschooler.
Hell yeah
Lee cronin’s the cream
What a bunch of CHADS
Honestly, never seen an Eli Roth movie that was good in my opinion. Feels like he's failed upwards his entire career due to connections with much better directors like Tarantino. Him going down the AI slop route feels like a natural evolution of his mediocrity.
Lee Cronin’s the ice cream man review
Eli Roth's Abysmal Dogshit
Just creeped all over
Lee Cronin's The Eli Roth Man
I’m glad hunter understands that the 90s ice cream man is peak cinema
Millenial Man's: The Shareable
more movie reviews! these are always fun :D
Hunter is out here proposing really good ideas for how creative communities can regain control over their work. I hope to hear him encouraging that more clearly on his papa meat channel if he hasn't done that already.
Alright, you got me. I will not be watching the movie even once.
Lee Cronin's Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man
Anyone else’s video not have audio?
I like to think Hunter went to see this right after the birth of his baby
Hunters knowledge of horror films is admirable in itself
Papa Meat a conspiracy theorist off the ice cream man
I love these movie reviews watching these at school, pls keep doinnem
Who up creamin they man
This is such a beam of hope in my slow Friday work day
I cream
who up icing their cream
I remember when Hunter had really fun movie reviews
Watched it with a buddy without knowing there was AI in it prior to watching it first hand. There were two other people in the theater with us that deadass said “I can’t wait for a sequel” and looked at us for confirmation as if it was amazing. I had a hope in my heart you guys would roast the shit out of it.
How nice of the movie theater to give Hunter such a bombastic introduction
can't tell if Harry wants to kiss Isaiah or punch him... 🤔
I have to say, I love the movie reviews. I haven't watched the Lee Cronin's mummy one yet, but I did get to watch the movie itself, and I already know I absolutely agreed with what you had to say about it.
Love the movie reviews! Definitely do more on classic films you guys love and maybe some more on newer stuff coming out!
Thanks always for the inspiration!
LETS GOOO JUST IN TIME FOR NY FRIDAY SHIFT!!
Eli Roth making a bad movie? Unheard of. The “He spoke with an accent so we suspected he was from a war torn country” is so fitting for an Eli Roth movie. Like how he represented Slovakia in hostel.
The lighting in the background is more cinematic than the movie itself
Watching this in .2 speed to get my monies worth
Just when I thought I wouldn't have anything to watch on my lunch break. 😍
Hunter's audio is coming from the right headphone while standing on the left and Isaiah's audio is coming from the left headphone while standing on the left and that is bugging my brain so much
I didn’t notice it until you pointed it out it’s driving me insane 😭😭
Please make more of these
And the kid flossing after they kill their dad
God this movie looks and sounds awful
The joy I get from seein those big flappers and hearing hunter mock everything
Fuck yeah let’s goooo upload on a Friday🥳
We need more Modean content immediately
Certain “fans” will watch this whole thing and still accuse them of using AI to make their stuff
Happy to get some ice cream on my lunch break
You guys gotta give a Resident Evil (2026) movie review!! Id love to see your guys thoughts!
The lightning in the background with hints of thunder made this so much more of a vibe
The movie felt like a Rated R Nickelodeon TV movie.
God the fact that AI is infecting every fucking industry is just so disheartening im glad the guys picked it up immediately
I haven’t seen it yet but they used alot of AI over CGI for the gore and I get having a low budget like they did, but I feel like if you have to cut corners and use AI for cheaper gore effects maybe you have too much gore to begin with 💀
I forgot this movie even existed tbh
He jorkin his peanits
That's crazy it's the same guy who directed Thanksgiving. I freaking loved Thanksgiving. Watch it every year actually 😂 edit: also I love 95 Ice Cream Man! Scared the shit outta me as a kid.
The atrocious weather is just the cherry on top
The zionist guy wrote himself as a pedophile? The jokes write themselves, folks
Lee Cronin’s… the creamy man 🧍♂️
omg let’s GO !!!!
I didn’t even know this movie existed
it’s so creamy
Just creeped my cast all over my desk at work
Creepcast comment section VS saying anything relevant challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE
Finally someone mentioned it, i thought patreon would be better but holy shit. Everyone is just spamming random overused ass references that make no sense. I can never see anyones opinion in the stories anymore!
let's gooo creeping my cast on a Friday
I watched it the other day. It was probably the funniest film I've seen all year. It has to have been meant to be a comedy. It has to.
Please record and upload the whole movie on Patreon
Lips should finger paint on meat man
Using the lips
Don’t see ice cream man, see buddy - it’s so good
Yesssss
If hunter had a movie review channel it would be so good. He makes hilarious comments and just watches a lot of older films
hunter walks up to the camera like a goddamn dark souls boss
Just waiting for them to review meatcanyons movie, THE LIPS
Turnk checking in
Best movie of 2026
😩🔥❤️
We salute y'all for your service in enduring watching that train wreck. 🫡
Creaming… with the crew?
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REVIEW YES
Let's gooooo!!!!
Grunch would like grenadine for his cream treats please
In all honesty guys I love you I really do but like most people im here for bonus *stories* like this is funny and all for sure but this could just be a regular channel video. Sadly im probably gonna cancel my subscription until I see more of a backlog of actual stories I haven't heard. I appreciate you guys and what you do either way, this just isnt what I was here for I guess.
Shocker. Just seeing the trailer I knew it was going to be a stinker.
HA yes!!!!!
Holy pull while waiting for an oil change
No way... Absolutely hated this movie so glad they're covering it 😂
Lee Cronin's Eli Roth's The Ice Cream Man.
There was a power outage in our theater room and based on the collective sigh of relief, I think we all agreed the 10 minutes of silence was the best part of that movie.
Did not want to see it but bought a mystery horror ticket hoping for an early screening of Buddy or smthn else 😔
AI Roth my favorite director
Creaming our Creeps today Sisters!!
YEAAAAAHHHH CASTING EVERYWHERE
Carrot is creepin it carrot is creepin it
she ice on my man til I cream
Fine, I guess I’ll pause my Third listening of mother horse eyes to watch this slop
Eli Roth’s the Lee Cronin.
UTAH CREEPERS LETS HOST A CREEPCAST MEET UP
Hunters been dressing more dapperly lately
He is a father now
Who up creaming their cast?
So up right now, just want to say that this community is such a awesome part to be apart of and all of yall rock 🤘🏻
Who up creamin they ice?
Oh fuck here we go
Let's gooo finallly
The bounty is plentiful. We eating good
Boom boom
Poooooooooooooooooop
Why are hes lips so damn big bro omg
who up creepin they cast
This is gonna be gold
Goat like a boat bro I been saying this
Lee cronins the creamer
Im dead 😭
Im creepin rn
THE PAPAS WATCH THE ICY CREAMER GUY!
creaming rn
IVE MEVER BEEN THIS EARLY
What the fuck hahahaha
Cast creeped on a friday???? This is SA
and it gets me out of bed
👯♀️ 7 Sisters on the move… check in if you’re one of us! 😈💋👇
hello hellooooo
Gonna creeeeeeep
Cream Man
I am more of a Gelato guy tbh
