From Hell We Record [Bonus Story]
Please enjoy this fully-loaded crash out episode.
Comments (587)
honestly one of my favorite creep cast episodes. I hope one day the patreon exclusives get uploaded to their youtube and spotify
This is probably a reach but this gives vibes of first draft of the movie weapons
i will never understand why they think we hate the shitty stories. this is the main reason i became a patron
It's actually crazy that Goosebumps, written for kids aged 7-12 is better than this in every way
This is a Hocus Pocus fanfic. 100% the witch is Sarah Jessica Parker.
The last 23 minutes for me won't play
this is david fucking king's origin story
This is the exact type of content I paid for
Finna put my goober off in this one
Hunter has a habit of forgetting stories perfect prank for Isaiah to put the pt 2 on a grab bag at some point
Seriously regretting this Patreon subscription I’m trying to catch up on all the extra content I missed and if I’m being honest the only story worse than this is happy appy and I only made it 2 hours into that
Please, god, finish the stories you start. Finish this one. Finish Stolen Tongues. Finish The Thing in The Basement. Too many /unfinished/ stories, for no reason.
I can't fucking believe how late their reaction to the pirate part was
This is a shame it’s on the Patreon. This is absolutely amazing work of art.
This story makes me dig my fingernails into my palm until they leave deep marks 😁
we have weapons at home
The beginning when the main character is looking at the photos made me think of speak no evil
I need part 2 now
just got patreon, was listening, zoned out and came back to Isaiah singing hymms
Isaiah misquotes Macbeth and then gloats about how smart he is for knowing it. Checks out.
My name is Patrick and I’ve always wanted one of these stories to have my name as a main character but it had to be THIS GUY?? 😭
“Smacking his putter around”
Wow! That was actual torture. Thank you!
Can’t help but think every time it’s like “sweet little Nancy” they’re trying to reference Bruce Willis in Sin City
“Get that baby off that floor” is perhaps the most sincere comment on hunters part
I didn't know why this story was called "From Hell I Write". After seeing what was inside, however, I have a pretty good idea why they called it that 😏😏
My boy Patric hittin the conquest on Nancy
isaiah knows ball lowkey him knowing the goblin cover 😂
The story is a lot better if you imagine the protagonist as drunken Orson Welles.
This was my happy appy, I thought the episode was almost over but when I paused it had only been 20 minutes, From Hell I Listen
Please finish this and the thing in my basement 🙏🙏
0 out of 10 there was no Squidward blowing his shit smooth off. Edit: My name is Patrick damn it lol.
55:22 for real reads as that bit that goes, “turn on the TV they hit the pentagon!”
The entire time I’m listening to this I’m imagining the main character of the story as Patrick from SpongeBob
If hunter didnt crash and Isaiah didnt geek id kms 😂🫶🏼
I'm enjoying myself watching older exclusive s but I think the shoes bit got me crashing out with you. Like seriously kid? You got getting sacrificed to Satan I r running barefoot? Just take the tetanus and run.
Go to sleep little man cub. Rest in peace
So it changed from Isaiah's grandpa to grandma
I’ve rewatched this episode like three or four times… I can never remember the plot of the story, but I distinctly remember the crashing out 😆
Buffalo Bill kinda looks like ted bundy
first story lowkey starts like Freddy vs Jason
It's from ELM end of the world
From Hell i listen
This episode makes polyamorous hell seem bearable
The run away to the grandparents thing. I did the same thing in my underwear same age as wendi. Their house was 5 or 6 blocks from my moms at the time. Wild stuff
This is just a bad episode all together, feels like the boys are forcing crashouts
its a cringe story, they are reacting to it normally, i dont know why this fandom needs to find fault in everything. this is what you signed up for lmao
I don't remember if I rated this one or not but I'm giving it a 1/5 Creeps. I was so bored I had to listen multiple times and almost fell asleep once.
id love to watcg this episode but since it came out it wont play
Going from this then happy appy is truly a trip for my ears.
this was so gay
listening to this once a week jus to feel something…….
From hell I listen
45:05 Schadenfruede
31:58 PIRATE REFERENCE
“this was the most painful episode for me personally”-hunter oh buddy your gonna love happy appy
This story’s plot sort of reminds me of the Weapons movie
Are you Hannah Grace the writer?
Immediately pictured Patrick Star when he said his name was Patrick
That’s insulting to Patrick Star
thanks for the sopranos spoilers
The show ended 20 years ago lmao
Oh no! The hot goth mommy is thirsting for my weewee what am I gonna do!?
...
Love you guys listen every night at work...
If we don't get a part 2 I'm going to hold my breath until I die
I paid $5 for this -.-
Right? I stopped paying back in November cuz I switched cards and I just renewed the subscription to find...4 or 5 new videos in the past 3 months. And 1 of them is shit. Oh well at least crash out episodes are funny.
The only mercy this story had was not having the gall to be as long and tedious as I Dared My Best Friend, great episode my friends
I speak for everyone when I say we want parts 2 and 3
no..
this is like weapons prototype 1
I thought the exact same thing lol
18:06 certified korn moment
The best part of the story is the fact that the possessed demon woman needed to be picked up from the police department to be driven home by her husband
Banger
Truly a iconic episode
This feels like a kid writing a story when he was 10, then rediscovering what he wrote at 14 and being like; "You know, I'm such a better writer now, let me show em what I can really do" 😏
Honestly, I'd rather listen to i dared my best friend then this ever again. At least that was entertaining to laugh at. This is just boring.
pretty funny ngl
these crash out stories are ny favourite, i subbed just cuz you guys mentioned a crash out bonus story in a recent video and i needed it injected into my veins.
Same
I suggest the story Colwin’s Corner
I think what really gets me about this story is how all the wrong things are described. The author cannot describe any of the horror elements to save his life but then waxes poetic on how the 80s were the best and Halloween was so peaceful. He’s putting all this detail in the wrong places.
New here, can anyone recommend more eps like this?
I dared my best friend to ruin my life. Worst story they've ever read imo and Hunter hates on it as well. But unfortunately it's also very long.
Made the mistake of trying to listen to this at work 😭😭
It's a shame this is a crash out story, because at the start it had promise. It reminded me of "The Burb's" in a good way, until it didn't.
Yesss I love these kind of episodes
They mentioned this in their newest episode and it made me immediately re-up my patreon sub. Suffer for me, meat man
Same. I legitimately subbed just to hear the crashout (assuming it was because it was disgustingly sexual like one of Elias Witherow’s stories) Thankfully it was just a David King story, without the unintentional humor.
Also, this is still a better story to listen to than I Dared My Best Friend to Ruin My Life
Only because it’s so much shorter honestly. If it were I Dared my Best Friend length I don’t think I’d survive
The best thing about this story is the title. So fucking dope
The reoccurring bit across both Papa meat and creepcast of Hunter sandbagging with a "okay", "cool", or "that's awesome" always has me rolling
Ending had me posing like “absolutely cinema”
I was pointing at the screen like the Leonardo DiCaprio meme when they said pirate 😅😅😅
I was dying
Part 2 when?
Watch for Moose in Come By Chance takes place in Newfoundland not too far from where I’m from! I would love to hear you guys tackle that one, it’s not often I hear about Newfoundland in stuff like this!
we need the rest
Love when wendi had to hum a gospel tune to calm himself down hehehe good stuff thx gang
45:33 "I want to see how hard erect." Wendigoon- Nov 2025
Lol
this is just shit weapons
I can't believe I paid to listen to this 😒
Real
I ran down the hall. Little did I know the creature was waiting for me.
Who every suggested this needs to be hunted by grandpa Ernest (keep reading we need to know what more they could possibly have to say about this)
Omfg soo true
genuinely begging for part 2 and 3, it's always fun watching you two suffer ❤️
Isaiah running home like the characters in Team America
The sleep part had me laughing so hard
the way isaiah got the double double toil and trouble line wrong and then tried to act all smart about it
It’s Ilene who stole me from heavens light
The peak of Patreon exclusive quality
Thank you Flesh Father for asking Isiah to not use that voice.
Ever since Isaiah mentioned Jimmy neutron I genuinely can't stop imagining Eileen as Jimmy's mom-
1 hour and 20 minutes of waiting and waiting to see how this 12 year old was damned to hell. Honestly thought it was a pen pal type story spanning multiple years. But nope
Vata freaking
This was......the best, not even David Fucking King could compare
Looking forward to the next two parts!!!
Parts 2 and 3 are needed immediately
yo can we get the rest read? i want yall to read it because i hate yall and like seeing you suffer
"We have Weapons at home":
Part 2 and 3 when??
Isiah's story about running away from his grandma was the best piece of storytelling this episode.
Oly shit when wendigoon did that that voice I almost clicked off just makes the already shit story even more unbearable
I was so glad Hunter nipped that shit in the bud
I hope whatever 12 year old that wrote this got hit by a bus
You're an agent of Satan
Amazing story
Nice
Why does Isaiah at 20:45 sound more like Shaggy Rogers than when he actually does the Scooby-Doo voice 🤣
27:11 SPOILERS FOR THE SOPANOS BRO SAID IT AFTER
Thank you in advance, I always suck at consistently watching shows so I’ve been in the middle of season 2 ducking spoilers as best I can for months now
LET SHINJI LIVE
Please read “ the white people in other weird stories” by Arthur Machen
This feels like if a 12 year old wrote Weapons
ISAIAH SAID THE M WORD!!! the shakespeare m word. hope nothing bad happens to my boys.
These are the crash outs I pay my hard earned money for. Keep it up fellas
110% agree
Hunter is a goddamn hero for stopping Shinjigoon. Wendibloom, however, is a national treasure
W shenjigoon. L opinion.
I fell off listening for the last couple of weeks. Great start back lolol.
Little did we know it was us. who were trapped.
This is what I pay money for
Grade A crash out! Also, what a twist that Hunter knows the Lord's Prayer LOL
I love when we get these shitty stories cause then we know the next one can’t possibly be any worse
Shakespeare never died
When the protagonist said they’re being followed by a pick up true I couldn’t help but imagine that scene where Greg and rowley are also being chased by a pickup. Down to the pirate costume it’s identical
Every masterpiece has it's cheap copies
As a guy named Patrick, I agree, Patrick is a bitch
is that... wait... . it is. before my eyes was none other than.. yep. you guessed it. patrick freaking king.
Commenting a lil late not too late for a piggy to get roasted tho???👀
I just signed up to the Patreon blehhhh
This story is ass why'd I sign up for this ☹️☹️
Every line in this story made me go "?????" and not in a good, interesting way
I want part 2 and 3
Same!
the opening reads like dr seuss and that’s how ik im in for a good time
Literally weapons but written from a baby
Holy shit this made me laugh out loud for two minutes straight, you’re so RIGHT
look someone had to say it about Isaiah's unbearable anime protagonist voice.
yeah its good for a occasional bit but hard to listen to for an hour
Top tier story, please read the other two parts
Not quoting it wrong and then shaming Hunter for not know Shakespeare
This patron approves of your suffering 👍
Patrick is in hell because he didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete
This store left me cringing and bored//and that is why, from hell they record
I pog faced SO HARD when I heard the pirate hat!! Pirates of the Caribbean reference
starting off with a "yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here. well it all started with..." is amazing
I enjoy the terrible stories over the good stories.
When will the next 2 parts be dropping?
Genuinely reads like a middle school Halloween writing assignment.
wendigoon pulling the Tyler The Creator reference was great
Wendigoon just turns into Joesph seed at 58:26
Thus is clearly written by a 14 year old 😂
Even worse, it's written by a 42 year old with the EQ of a 14 year old but they're old enough to think they're good
Hunters crash out was just SO good 😂 IM IN A NIGHTMARE
I absolutely lost it 😂😂
i think i genuinely lost a bit of me when i heard “beastie’s hungry!!”
I was laughing so hard especially cause of how dejected he sounded when speaking normally
Hunter, what would it take to get you to say “It was Eileen who stole me from heaven’s true light, and that is why from hell I write.” Seriously please I need to hear it 🤣
Wendi did you get that flannel shirt from Walmart? If so, I have the exact same shirt, I bought it so I could go as a college fuckboy for halloween a few years ago (I am a girl)
Real
Please read the other parts omg 🤣
Why won’t Hunter let Julian do the voice ☹️
I listen cause its creepy cast, I forced myself to stay cause of Hunters inevitably crash out.
I pay to get stories read to me good or bad. If I was really pressed for the good stuff I'd just go read it myself. Also Isiah's voice puts me to sleep so easily I am no longer narcoleptic
It’s pretty obvious this wasn’t supposed to be a patreon story, and it was fun but besides the last one about the guy shitting his pants, all the stories have been bad stories for the patreon, so that’s cool that we pay for bad stories 😂
I’m not here for the story, I’m here for the crash outs.
I can't wait for the second part
The last couple creepcast must’ve been recorded way in advance, they haven’t once mentioned there interview with the left right game guy but constantly bring up the penpal guy, and the left right game was a over a month ago already penpal was a few months ago like damn
It would be cool to see a timeline of when they read every story in the channel. Then we may understand why the guys seem in more pain than usual at the start of some stories
We have Weapons at home
The weapons at home in question
it’s giving the creature
Isaiah steadily introducing the Shinji voice and Hunter trying to keep it contained is the best bit.
I love these a lot but I wish I could download them
You can, three dots top right corner along the creepcast banner :)
Absolutely awful, I loved it. Love these channel rejects being made into bonus content 🖤
Also, the little quips the narrator says reminds me of the goosebumps kid from that dog episode. Where he was complaining while being chased by dogs. "Hear me wheezing? It's these dumb allergies. Doctor says 'no running!'" Gosh I wish I could show how the voice was in text lol
The goosebumps parts mixing with the tommy taffy-esque is so jarring
This is so bad, holy shit
Skipable
I think we need the rest of the thing in the basement
As one of their first crash outs, it would be so funny to see how it holds up with what they've read now
“You tell em, Pat” 💀
Usually you read a story and it’s evident that the author is 13 and trying to sound older but this story sounds like a case of a grown ass adult not knowing how children sound
absolute doo doo feces, thank you brave soldiers for powering through this one
I am radioactive and I look like a civ
The fear and anger in Hunter's voice when he says "You said you have to be gone at 1!" is killing me 😂 Peak episode
I cant wait to listen to the next two parts
Please read other parts
I love crash out stories they have the funniest bits 😂
what did the comment say?
Brutal listen. Can’t wait until the Patreons get a good episode.
From heck I listen, amirite fellas?
Regardless of if the story is good or not, I just know every patreon bonus episode will be a banger
I know what would have saved this story: If it ended with someone shouting "COME ON, EILEEN!" Then it would qualify as a 'shaggy dog story,' and the terribleness can be forgiven because it was intentional as setup for an equally terrible pun.
Isaiah is always desperate for the bear trap to be his Lmfaoo 😂😂
This crash out was an artist expression up there with the heights of opera. I can’t tell what’s better: the bad stream of consciousness in the perspective of a 13 year old redditor , the incoherent storyline, or wendigoon slamming his mouse and humming hymns. Just art
This was painful
This is the best freaking one yet fellas. For real. 🤗
That's a huge insult to goosebumps guys. Also, when I saw the regular creep cast story was only an hour I was kind of disappointed but then I was like "oh cool, there is a second hour long episode on patreon this week." I no longer feel that way. Usually even the crash outs are funny enough to save an episode. This one was rough guys. Still love the show though.
We're all entitled to out opinions, but you gotta remember that nobody cares.
"I shit my pants every day" somehow actually a pretty good little story "From hell I write" absolute intolerable stinky doodoo dogshit
If you don’t do the rest of this series I’m going to pipe bomb your mailbox in Minecraft.
My name is Patrick
I was so freaking dead
Cinema
Hunter is still smoldering just off screen to this very day
Tyler the creator and the monkey diddler in one episode were eating good
love when they read bad stories in a serious tone. really makes it ALOT more bearable 🐻
This story was epic.
Eh, close enough. Welcome back “The Thing in the Basement is getting better at Mimicking People!”
Hunter's suffering is sooooo sweet.
These bad stories every once and awhile truly are a palette cleanser. It's like eating rotten chicken wings with maggots and realizing that the next meal couldn't be worse.
I think I love crash out episodes more than great stories. Hunter’s torment is peak.
Hunter’s mention of Ernest Scared Stupid is confirmation to the choice I already made to be Ernest for Halloween next year
This is just Weapons if it sucked
My brother in Christ, Weapons did suck
getting those banger final lines tattooed on my eyelids
I love how Hunters bear trap noise is always like a cow mooing and not remotely a bear sound 😂
TO BE FAIR: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is the worst one in the series.
No shot, Dead Men Tell no Tales is leagues worse
Papa meat being a papa to an actual papa
31:14 "Udder" dismay lol
ERNEST SCARED STUPID MENTIONED
YES
i actually love when isaiah messes around and it's hunter yelling at him instead
So funny that this was obviously recorded as a main channel episode but was such an awful story we get it instead ❤️
Having a character with my name is throwing me off
Do you have a brother, lou?
holy fuck the pirate hat! its him! mr unstrange tides!
Hello Turnk
We've had stories that are bad from top to bottom. We've seen great stories have bad endings. It feels rare to have a bad story that manages to have a worse ending.
We need all 3 parts
He shouldve eaten eileen like a bug
We NEED the other parts
I’m good actually
Crash outs are my absolute favorite. 5 dollars well spent, thank you Wendi and Papa Meat for enduring that suffering. It was very funny
my favorite creepcast episode is dionaea house
We NEEDat least a part 2
Not the David Fucking King redemption arc
So,after arguing with my bank about paying to get CC patreon For the extra content this is the first video I'm listening too...about 40 min and now I'm just enjoying your voices, trying not to listen to the erm story 🙃
And from hell we listen
I will give you a penny if you complete this series
I will also give a penny
Casual reminder that Isaiah and Hunter said that this years anniversary episode they would re-do the *Im A SEARCH AND RESCUE OFFICER" story as well as visit that authors other work set in the same universe and they literally have to as required by The LAW
god I can’t wait for that I’ve reread that story so many times
This is so garbage. Give us more.
At least read the rest of the parts of the mimic in the basement story
Im begging them
Brother, I was waiting for the Winchesters to pop out and this be some sort of Supernatural fanfic
Not every day I see a poorhammer fan in the Creepcast patreon.
Oh boy you know it's a rough one when Isaiah calls it a test and starts humming Amazing Grace. Looks like Camp Oakwood's about to lose its "Worst Story" award
Absolutely dogshit and I love it sm, good job men.
Kill people burn shit fuck school
Fuckin radical
This was beyond the definition of miserable. Its a masterpiece in the worst way possible.
Crash out episodes are a highlight for myself but the best story/episodes that I have rewatched/relistened to the most is definitely Left Right Game
I always considered crash out episodes to be poorly written ones. My favorite being the thing the basement one.
The police station demon scene, combined with the "pitch black demon eyes" make me think that the author was a Supernatural fan
"Lucifer does not want to see people die, he wants them to be in hell. with him" goes so unreasonably hard
But don’t people have to die to go to hell? So he still wants to see them die, just after committing sins
This is what I pay 5 dollars a month for. I ragurt nothing. I am a happy consoomer
My mom wants her glasses back, Hunter
This was so utterly, irredeemably painful.. my eyes hurt from rolling into the back of my skull on line read after line read.. 10/10 Worth every penny!
The "You pedophile!!!" line actually cracked me up.
The fact that this clearly was not supposed to be bonus content but an actual episode is sending me. It was so bad they had to contain it only to their loyal masochists. Thank you for your service, boys.
FINISH THIS PLEASE
this story seems to have been written by a psychopath who doesn't understand feelings.
Idk, this story was almost on par with polyamorous hell. Looking forward to more!
Poly Hell was genuinely one of the funniest episodes tho
Just wanted to throw my voice in the mix - I couldn't be happier to get this as bonus content. The crash-outs are just as fun for me as most of the good stories are.
I live for the crash out episodes
please keep doing crappy stories
Roll the CreepCaste B Reel stank.
This is bad enough I listened to this blocked it out and came back and thought it was something I missed but now I'm cursed to remember. The read was good though I glad y'all had fun shitting on it I enjoyed that much at least but the story is poo
This is straight up the scariest shit i've ever heard.
Crash out you say???
😍😍😍😍😍
I loved how much they hated this lol. I thought Ben Drowned was a much worse listen than this one. The crash outs were very entertaining imo.
Reminds me of the movie weapons
I want to listen to this at 1.5x speed, cuz this makes me eepy, but the crash outs are worth the normal speed
Bonus episodes should be exclusively crash outs. Worth every freaking penny, right?
Right XD
Story so bad had homeboy humming hymns for a second
This is amazing!
Hearing an episode on Patreon, not be introduced as extra bonus Patreon content frightens me as to what I’m about to endure
really paying for throw away videos
If you want good stories read them on your own this shit is hilarious
Please read the the rest of this cursed story
I do wish Isaiah didn't feel compelled to always have to "Good Cop, Bad Cop" really trashy stories like this. Just because Hunter's having a bad time doesn't mean you have to start having a good time. Sometimes it's nice to just agree when something is irredeemably awful.
In this case I kinda feel like he was enjoying it because it tortured Papa Meat so much. The more Papa meat hated it the more joy he seemed to get from it
enjoyed the boogie2988 crashout
this story is a lot better if you visualize it as one big Smiling Friends Halloween episode
now i cant unhear zach screaming in a basement as corys dad is playing with him
From hell I write, from hell I read, from hell I listen.
This was painful. I have never been in so much pain from a story and I have a broken collarbone.
Wtf is this story lol
Why are half the bonus episodes just the ones that are to horrible to make it the the yt lmao
Because the general audience would rightfully be disappointed and we're the sickos committed enough to appreciate the dumpster fire lol
It’s stories like this they give me a lot of confidence in my own writing
This story was swamp ass
We are finally getting bonus stories 😭 thank god
Lips dummy thicc
Hunters the one who said “if there’s an inkling of pirate in this story, he did it” it’s his bear trap Isaiah
If you think about it as a Goosebumps story, it’s really not that bad. With the crash-outs, I’d say it’s… not good, but… bearable 😂
However, I do need to take a break and come back later 😂
Haven’t watched, 10/10 episode
I’m fweken dead meat guys
No FAL in the background Wendi?
Forehead fables is calling Hunter
We need it to happen
im a mandated reporter and i have to report all of you to cps now :/
BROO STOP SPOILING SOPRANOS
Brother the show ended in 2007. The finale is old enough to go to war.
Fingerless gloves are straight up a sign of a dork who thinks he's a badass. I would know, I had them when I was twelve.
awesome
20 mins in and I'm already looking forward to stopping and going to get groceries at the zoo of a supermarket by me
That’s a good feeling
half an hour of this is enough for me, thanks
Eileen's motivation for going after this kid makes no sense. Was it because he sort of exposed them? Well, going to a police station and killing over a dozen people on CCTV definitely didn't help things.
This is exactly how I felt during Weapons
LMAO this is giving Jeff the killer a run for its money 😭😭
RSS Feed... I beg of you.
This story felt being hit over the head with a bat of heavy steel, concrete, and nails hitting my skull in rapid swings. As that’s happening, Armor-piercing rounds are hitting into my heart. I pay money for this. Keep it up! 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️
Beef
true
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
Gonna be honest that wasn’t even fun 😂 usually either it’s so bad it’s good or at least I can enjoy the crash out but that story just sucked. I appreciate you guys powering through, you’re stronger men than I
please read the adventures of professor egghead i know how it sounds but its so good and i think hunter would have a blast making the voice for him
papa NOT happy
This is definitely that episode they alluded to recording and not uploading cause it was too bad for the main channel.
I'm pretty sure that was Blackout. I could be wrong though.
Every horrible story has a character named David confirmed
We are now 3-for-3 in terms of Patreon stories being absolute garbage and I could not be happier
🩷🩷🩷
this is the WORST story EVER to be read on this show. it is truly a horror story, but not in the fun way that you consume horror content for. this is more akin to a home invasion. I felt my brain cells helping each other exit existence during this atrocity of a story. I would rather experience Borrasca V or I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life again. do you guys really hate us this much? :(
Relax, it was funny.
Hoffmister is an awful last name
Isaiah was so confidently wrong on so many things in this episode lmaooo
6 minutes in I can tell this story is gonna be AAAAAASS
How did Isaiah think that random ass white man was Tyler the Creator 😭😭
It’s the cover art for a Tyler the creator album
This story should’ve been hidden behind ten locks and keys
So, You’re writing this from hell, yeah?
Isaiah getting the Macbeth quote wrong then saying “do you know what that’s from?” I don’t know why, but it’s so funny how confident he was.
Hey guys. Big fan of the crash-outs. But to speak seriously, I think the death knell with this story was that it seemingly played all its cards immediately, yet I still have no idea what the hell the game was.
From hell I listened
Hunter gives me Ernest Scared Stupid vibes
I'm 20 minutes away from finishing this and I think it's worse than the "brick" story
Is this the unnamed crash out episode referenced in Glenmont metro story?
That was I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life
Either the author is exceptionally good at channeling childhood into his story or they are a hack writer who kids think is the height of literature because they use some somewhat non-standard grammar and sentence structure. Either way if I understood the story right, classic case of interesting idea horribly handled and butchered.
Was weapons based on this?
As someone who just watched the sopranos for the first time I really appreciate the 1 per episode sopranos reference gooner manages to fit in.
I loooove when it’s going to be one of “those” episodes 😭
Good story kings 🙌
great story can’t wait for more! 😀
Honestly what's so sad is this story has a really good idea of making a terrifying perspective of satanic panic through the eyes of a kid but sadly it took the literal route in a meta sense since this was clearly written by a kid 😭😂
From Hell, i creep my cast. Beautiful story guys.
PotC 4 was kinda lame so I could see this dude being the screenwriter for it
From Hell I'm Jelqing
Can Darbo get special Patreon privileges to make Bonus Story funny moments? Story is meh but the crashout is glorious.
Darbo is overrated. He'll make a 5 minute compilation missing 80% of the jokes
“any inkling of pirate in here, we’ll know” i’m dead
And he was right! An all time bear trap.
This shit was the worst fucking story you guys have ever read. I think the author should be charged with a war crime.
It’s great, isn’t it?
I had Chat GPT read this story and it estimated the author to be at a 9-11 year old’s writing level.
Update: I made it read his later stories and it expressed genuine concern over the fact that he hadn’t mentally developed over the span of his 7 year writing career.
Warhammer mentioned, peak story
And this folks is why we are exclusive patron members love to see it
Im with windi what makes this story great is seeing papa meat reaction. The reddit voice is great too. Awesome video kept me going on this cold fall night 🤠
*Chortles
A24 or Blumhouse need to make this ASAP.
Humming amazing grace before his grandma got snatched was amazing
we need the other 2 parts.
Granny immediately getting ripped to shreds was pretty metal
I see why this one wasn't released on the channel. Even the bountiful crashouts couldn't save this from being hard to stick with.
i love how casually she went full jeepers creepers on the police station
me and my bf and both at home suffering from some type of plague. we've been bedridden for a week now, coughing like Victorian children. this is exactly what we needed to get us through covid-25
edit: the story was so bad, we feel worse..
We are being FED lately. Please don’t stop
I knew from the title it would be bad… but I had no idea 😂😂😂😂
Cream
Cream
Extra stories!!!
Need Part 2 ASAP please
Ok, I NEED Hunter to be subjected to part 2
Please look into County Bluffs youtube channel
If this story was made in all seriousness, as it seems it was, then it is honestly the worst thing they've ever read. Which means we absolutely need the other two parts
I skimmed through his other stories and they’re all this bad, if not worse. There’s one that seems to be about some kind of 5 Nights at Freddy’s animatronic that travels through the multiverse to torture kids or something. Could be a honey hole, as Isaiah likes to say.
what kind of fucking name is HOFFMISTER.
I believe the real name was meant to be Hoffmeister but the writer probably didn't know how to actually spell the name and just spelt it incorrectly through out the whole story 😭😭😭 adding onto the belief this was definitely written by a kid
Usually I’m not a fan of the bad story episodes as much but the full crash out was so funny
It was a TREAT! Watching Hunter Crash Out is the best!
I explicitly pay for funny voices and run-on sentences, wheres the 7 hour Ben Goldblume Cut?!?!
Best use of Patreon this & Meatcaynons are the only two I have. And Meats you get a monthly sticker!
David king has lost his throne
Crash-Out, ANOTHER bonus ep, Hunter's glasses and Meat hat, Isaiah's mustache and huge microphone... a lovely new pen to make the giggles more giggly. Happy girl (4/7) My only request... Please give us an RSS link. Patreon is awful for listening to shit when you can't watch the video.
READ THE REST
We spend 7 bucks a month. We DESERVE this entire story
Pretty awful, but still prefer this over so many interviews :)
I'm gonna relapse
just in time for my get high and play minecraft session thank you creatures dressed in their skin :)
Every moan of "pain" from Hunter was actually him masking his pleasure while reading this. Isaiah, Hunter wants more he just doesn't want to admit it. He's being a tsundere. Give us part 2 🙏🏻
Isn’t this the crashout story they said it got scrapped right before Hunter went to his japan trip?
I’m paying $5 for this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm paying $5 for this 😀😀🤘
Is Eileen Aunt Gladys from Weapons
Isaiah wanting to do the voice but hunter keeps telling him no is so damn funny
we need nancy's angelface pls
The Jimmy Neutron episode was about MacBeth* 👀
This is art, it needs to be released on Spotify/YouTube. It's too good. To withold this would be akin to Zeus witholding flame from mankind. Be Prometheus, I implore you.
The non paying cucks don’t deserve these sweet treats.
I’m loving all these bonus stories!
This isn’t how I’d prefer to go about sharing my story, but reddit has permabanned me unto the shadowrealm for attempting to upload it - foul. Here, read it if you’d wish, all and anyone, manducate. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jtqSP04587kXsdeOw9jR3ximBtGn9acj
Love me a good crash out episode 🥰
Idk what they’re laughing about, as you probably guessed, I now have to sleep with a night light on and have SpongeBob accompany me so I hopefully don’t have freaking nightmares. Thanks for that :(
YIPPIE
Personally, I love the voices. Like the David king voice. It would not drive me crazy feel free to do all the voices
I can't 💀
You guys should watch the FNAF VHS tapes for a creep tv episode
"The morons were smoking freaking Cubans instead of guarding us" can be read in two different ways these days lol
Boy oh boy, a full channel length crash out just for me!!
Great episode to distract from Law School finals
Holy shit they did it, they found a story with a character worse than David Fucking King.
Just started it, ain’t no way
I literally snorted twice laughing at this shit. This kid is way worse than David King
Day 23 of asking for "The Supermarket Monster".
Cant believe they reference Jay Cote
Erm that’s weird, I thought I ordered “The Horror from the Vault”.
I think we’re 4/5 for patreon crashouts
Damn I didn’t think about that until now lol
the slop is sloppin and i am a slop enjoyer
isaiah ikari
Isaiah your humming sounds like a kazoo and I can’t stop laughing
Love the fact Hunter went from duct tape colored mics, to professional Meat Canyon colored official Mics. That enormous M347 acre plot supports Allisons equine addiction, Nick(Pickle 🥒)'s milkshake prescription, Harrys WNBA presiliction, and Big Nick(Jellybean)'s pit starting obsession.
45:00 I guess you're wondering how this train wrecked?
I wish they still read good ones
They’ve read maybe three or four good ones over the entire course of the channel lol
Read the horror from the vault by isaac boissonneau
Technoblade reference, rest in peace king 👑 🤞
I haven't watched this yet, I'm just taking a walk through the comments. This one sounds like it'll need a few listens if the crash is as bad as they say. Very excited. Also to the people nay-saying if it was awesome, they'd put it on YouTube and make actual money. Christ almighty.
Is this episode from Tyler the Creator?
You had me at crashout
That fact im here watching this and I pay to see this just shows you guys are awesome thanks for everything love the synergy
i love it when they read cringe
this guy has said dreaded 10 times so far
Double creep weekend Happy Birthday to me
Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse, I have to reset the pedo incident board. 🤦🏾♀️
They were so unnecessarily pedophilic 😂 just out of no where and not mentioned again.
Get that baby off that floor rn 😭
I just finished reading “Who Goes There?” by John Campbell, the novella that inspired The Thing. Would love to hear you boys cover it if you ever get the rights!
PolterGibbst just released a very Wendigoon-esque video about it.
Five dollars a month for this gold
I petition for you two to ONLY read absolutely terrible stories for now on.
Yeah yall really forcing these crashouts
Use me as the bring back “who up creepin” hoodie button
Oooh baby, it's gonna be a good one
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
HELL YEAH BROTHER
Just clicked on this, red the description. I am beyond hyped
When will we get the live show uploaded and a total for amount donated
Prob soon, and they’ll prob also announce the amount in the video is my assumption 🤷🤷
Eeeeeeeee new creep cast new creep cast!!!!!
Oh boy! Smile Dog uncut and a bonus story all in one week?!
My daughter is a year older then Isaiah so I have been through all the cartoons and Tyler the creator with him.
read stories by Mr Outlaw preferably my "friend has been trapped in an alternate reality"
That story isn’t good tho. I feel like that’ll also cause a crashout
Hunteerrrrr, I love you😗
this started off semi strong and fell off as soon and he started to write how he got to hell lol
It started semi strong? The very first paragraph is on par with Jeff the Killer’s writing quality, imo
20 mins
This is gonna be FUNNNNN!!!!
those glasses are NOT working hunter
Nah hes rocking it
Yippee kayak
Me when I see my kayak
Oh brother
How did you get a Diet Coke without Santa
Wendigoon the type of guy to enjoy Merle haggard
Perfect time to drop
Time to Creep my Cast and Wendigoon my Meatcanyon
I love just because I get an extra!!!! Yay
Isiah looks like he's playing with himself
Hell yeah I’m so happy this dropped night shift will hit different
Sure would be better if I had an RSS feed link!
Oh I am up, and by Jove, am I creeping my cast rn...
thanks for creeping my cast 🙏🏽
My body is ready
Hell yeah. I just finished Journal of An Unknown Soldier which was incredible I'm ready for some horrorslop.
Oh yuuuup, this got my Willy hard and my Wally wet
😐
Always so happy to see when you guys upload. I literally watch nothing else lol
Not even 5 minutes in and I can tell this is a real stinker
Tip sticky
Yay!
YESSSS
Yippee! Listen in the stand tomorrow
YEEEESSSSS!!!!!
Yissss im gonna get drunk and high and listen to this
Connor my man couldn't of said it better myself loading up a dab as we speak
Something to make work bearable. Thank the gods
This title could just mean they are rereading Borrasca part V
Let’s get it girlypops
“Two bonus episodes in one week!” I thought, happily. Little did I know, the creature wrote the second story.
Oh god this story is terrible, let’s fucking gooooo
Another bonus story already? Pleasant surprise, cheers.
I was just about to go to bed smhhhhh
The slop arrived just in time
eeeeeeeeeeeeeYES !!
OH HELL YA
Creepcast? More like Crashcast 😎🆒
Thank you dads
we always love a good crashout 😌
thanks guys! i needed this atm
i was about to eat dinner
Mr hunter how much did your bolt thrower t shirt cost?
WHO UP TURNKING THEIR BROWNIE🔥🔥🔥
Hello turnk, I’m getting electrocuted
At the last hour of my shift? You spoil me 😊
YESSIRRR
Yay ❤️
WE LOVE YOU BONUS CREEP CAST STORIES
creep cast i love you
yippee!
Woooooffff
“Fully loaded crash out episode.” Yessir
Hi fellow Creeps!
Yo
Two weeks in a ROW???
Hell yeah couldn’t wait for it
Well aren't we just spoiled 😊😚
W
This better be a crash out episode 😂
Just in time for my walk holy timing
Hell yeah!
Scp-3288
Whoooo
Uhhh... guys? I think my cast... is about to be creeped
YAYAYAY
Spooky rimjob time!!!!!
New story just for the baby’s??
Thank you for feeding us
This happened to my buddy John once
I remember John. Good guy until the creature beast hybrid got to him
let’s fucking gooooo!
Deer smoked my car tonight, cannot even explain how much this made my night SO much better
Huge
Oh boy
Hell yeah
another crash out? damn
HELL YES
Best birthday present ever
I wasn’t expecting this
CREEEP CASTTT
Hello
Yes!
Yoooo
hell yeah
