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September 28, 2026

Massive Cranked Update! Patch Notes September 28, 2026

This update is massive. So many good changes as we get ready for Steam Next Fest!

TLDR the main themes are:

  • Lot of new physics changes and tweaks

  • Much better performance

    • Managed to get 60 FPS on Ultra on the Steam Machine

  • Some new challenge types and trails

  • Tons of bug fixes.

Read all the juicy details below!

New Stuff

  • Lakeside Enduro Event: a three-stage main event for the Race category in Career Mode. Stage 3 is Roosevelt Ave, and it unlocks once you have Enduro gold.

  • Lakeside Freeride Event: a new event for the Freeride category in Career Mode.

  • Small Hill racing: four timed trails (Old Money, South Side Express, Main Line, Inside Thought), plus a loop to ride.

  • Map Select: Solo now opens a row of map posters: Forest, Wales, Small Hill and 1199.

  • New Speed Trap challenge type.

  • Gap markings: unfinished gaps get chalk paint on the takeoff and landing.

  • Ski jump gap challenge, plus 3 more hidden trails to hunt down in Zone 1.

  • Gear unlocks: find hidden gear caches and earn zone reward tiers for new rider gear.

  • Tire tracks: your tires leave tracks in the dirt, and grass bends out of your way.

  • Loading screen tips now rotate while you wait.

  • Control hints in the top left while you free ride. Turn them off under User Interface.

New Trails:

  • Gusto, Lefty, Campfire Headphase and Canopy, all in Zone 1, with new trail signs

Physics

  • Top pedal speeds reworked: DH 21 mph (34 km/h), Enduro 23 mph (37 km/h), Trail 25 mph (40 km/h), a touch slower than before. The e-bike now tops out at 28 mph (45 km/h) instead of 38 mph (61 km/h).

  • Cranks stop spinning at each bike's own top pedal speed.

  • No pedaling while you're crouched.

  • Gravity is 10% heavier for a weightier feel. Your hop height stays the same, and the G-force crash limit went up to match.

  • The nose drops off the lip of a jump more naturally.

  • Two speed exploits were found and patched, so you no longer get a speed boost for leaning forward or for wheelieing.

  • Pedal bikes get extra climb torque on slow, steep pitches, and the e-bike motor digs in harder there too.

  • Quicker cornering at high speed.

  • Loops and vert walls are rideable. The bike no longer rolls back over, and the camera has been adjusted for loops.

  • Wheelies now continue counting. If your rear tire leaves the ground, it only stops counting when the front tire hits.

  • You crash if a wheel gets wedged inside geometry, instead of getting stuck.

  • Your parked bike holds its heading, and crash respawns avoid trees.

  • Smoother crash ragdoll, with a crash camera that switches instantly and follows you.

  • The rider's hands stay locked to the bars through race starts and crashes.

Improvements

  • Forest uses significantly less memory, and the main menu scene was rebuilt to use far fewer resources.

  • General performance pass: you should notice much better performance compared to the previous build.

  • Grass got advanced lighting, Wales grass is denser, and grass along the trails is cleaner.

  • Wales and Zone 1 got visual passes: new trees, scaffolding, environment art and signage.

  • Day and night: the day lasts longer, and night no longer arrives all at once.

  • New dirt and dust effects.

  • Rider gear clips less, and first-person gear masks are better (still a WIP).

  • The Lift Pass celebrates your 50% and 75% zone milestones. At 50% the next zone's lock springs open, and at 75% you get a pop-up showing your new gear, with a shortcut to Rad Dog.

  • Map trails read like trails now: difficulty-colored name plates that curve along the line, thicker lines, and challenge pins with icons.

  • View Distance is its own graphics setting, from Near to Very Far.

  • New default settings: Medium quality, a 60 FPS cap and the assisted drone in first person. Everyone's settings reset once to these defaults.

  • Controls settings show a keyboard layout on keyboard and a full callout diagram on controller.

  • Hold RB/LB (PgUp/PgDn) to tilt the assisted drone camera in flight.

  • Unplugging your controller pauses the game and tells you why.

  • The race finish card shows your leaderboard climb after a PB.

  • Race prompts pop up closer to the start gate.

  • Tutorial overhaul for new riders: auto waypoints, cleaner objective cards, better timing on popups, and working skip and fast travel.

  • New sounds: skids that match the surface, e-bike motor hum, a pedaling hum on pedal bikes, wood sounds on roots and trees, and fresh UI sounds.

  • Drone mode freezes your rider for photos, and you can place markers from the drone while you are crashed, even on hidden trails.

  • DEV and MOD chat tags are readable.

  • Bike lights dimmed a bit.

Bug Fixes

  • Fixed the bug where your quality preset, FPS cap and V-Sync were not sticking. Preset switching is faster, and Texture Quality applies before the map loads.

  • Fixed low FPS after joining a server from the main menu or entering Forest.

  • Fixed Master Volume doing nothing in the main menu.

  • Fixed Gamepad Vibration Off not stopping all controller rumble.

  • Fixed several settings that did nothing: Chat Notifications Off, the System Default mic and speakers, Drone FOV (FPV) and Camera Angle (Assisted). The reset buttons now apply right away.

  • Fixed tutorial prompts showing up during online event races.

  • Fixed an online event vote pulling you out of a running Enduro or Freeride event. You get an invite instead.

  • Fixed closing text chat with Esc opening the pause menu.

  • Fixed hidden trails failing you for finishing them.

  • Fixed Corner Pocket and other gaps not clearing.

  • Fixed challenge cards getting stuck on screen after using the drone.

  • Fixed gear caches and challenge zones going stale after a respawn.

  • Fixed the chairlift prompt showing away from the lift. Riding a lift now takes you out of race mode.

  • Fixed trees vanishing right in front of you on low settings.

  • Fixed waypoint beacons being cut off by lakes.

  • Fixed the rider's shadow in first person.

  • Fixed a slanted finish line and bush and grass issues in Wales.

  • Fixed pedal and brake cutting out while the radial menu is open.

  • Fixed controller users getting stuck in the leaderboard, and hover stealing controller focus in menus.

  • Fixed mod maps not rendering.

  • Fixed the race finish card showing the previous race's goal time.

  • Fixed a bunch of downhill event issues: no-show riders, DNF ranking, and closing the vote card restarting your run.

Balance Changes

  • Race and Enduro medals can no longer be earned on the e-bike.

  • The Freeride event ends if you're off the course for 5 seconds.

  • Speed traps need the whole sector plus a finish, and hidden trails need to be actually ridden.

  • Gaps and gates tweaked around Forest.

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