Birthday Shoutouts for Our VIPs!
Hey party people!
If you're one of our amazing paid Patreon members (aka the VIP section of the internet), we want to give you a proper birthday shoutout when your special day rolls around—because cake tastes better when you're celebrated publicly.
If you're comfortable, drop your birthday in the comments (you don’t need the year if you don’t want to share that bit) or shoot us a message so we can add you to our top-secret birthday list. Don’t worry, we won't spam you—just good vibes and maaaaybe a terrible singing voice once a year.
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Comments (32)
December 4th 1985. I'm the same age as Back To The Future!
23rd October 1767…. Alright, 1967 but as we say in England.. “He’s had a tough paper round”.
You look good for 1967, but you look particular good for 1767!
30th March. I’m not sure you’ll see this though if you no longer receive notifications?…. I was going to go for the ‘birth’ of the United Kingdom but that would have required you to send out Birthday Wishes at an inconvenient time! 😂 So…. from our limited interactions - take a guess at my birth year /birth decade? I’m brave. I can take it.
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2nd July 1979
Oh I’m glad you’ve posted here, I had you on the 3rd
4th November 1995 🫣
You’re a baby! 😱
15th August 1965. I'll have to wait nearly a whole year now 😩 🤣
Debbie! We just missed you a few weeks ago! Hope you had a wonderful birthday!
12th September - level 53 coming up
Oooohhh second September 12th birthday
Gonna add mine, because why not 🥰 3rd December 😊 Yes im a Sagittarius ♐️ 🤪
Awww, only 3 days apart from our Declan’s birthday ☺️
4th Oct 1974
14th January 1722. Reincarnated 7 times. Keep coming back as me 🙄
😂😅 that would be me as well. Just want to confirm that January 14th is real though lol
8 March 1975… old man here
Pipe down you whippersnapper. Bet you still have hair ya git
October 3rd 1994
30th of 12th 1976 the big 50 this yr getting old lol
Took me a minute to process this one lol, for a split second I was like “what the month?” Haha. Milestone birthday!
1st June 1969
17th October
Is this James B, or no?
19th February 🥳
24th June
5th February
5th July (day after independence day, and the same day the NHS was born !)
14th June 1967 (old bugger!)
Our second June birthday! Yan, you’re only as old as you feel & act 😋