NEXT EPISODE - SNEAK PEEK

Dear Patrons,

After surviving that horrible hotel in Melbourne, we got hungry. So naturally, we decided to make another excellent life choice and head straight to the worst-reviewed restaurant in all of Australia.

And according to the reviews, this place is completely unhinged.

Apparently, the staff get annoyed by pretty much everything you do. Even breathing seems to be pushing it. No, seriously - reviewers say they’ve gotten angry over the most ridiculous little things. Asking for a fork? Problem. Stepping outside to drink your beer on the terrace? Problem. Ordering something small? Believe it or not, also a problem.

But there’s one thing that seems to piss them off more than anything else:

Not speaking English properly.

Which is fantastic news, because walking into this restaurant this Sunday is an idiotic trio from Eastern Europe, fully equipped with everything the staff apparently hates - and, most importantly, their absolutely magnificent Slovakized broken English.

What could possibly go wrong?