You Decide What Happens in the Next Best-Reviewed Hotel

Thanks for all the great ideas! We’re already working on the full episode plan, and some of your ideas are 100% going in. You’ve definitely got something to look forward to 😈

Maybe try acting like a basic slovak granny and giving crosses on the staff foreheads or even the dogs.

if they are pet friendly, try to bring in to the reception some crazy animal like a goat or alpaca 😄 Or you can make a “misuderstanding” due to your bad english, tell them you’ll bring a dog when making a reservation and bring a Hog (pig). In case of booking it online you can make a “typo” since D and H are not far away from each other on the keyboard or blame it to autocorrect

Biblia stands for "exorcism ritual"

you can do some chores, etc. cleaning them the reception desk, hallway etc, ask them about the cleaning stuff to rent at the check-in

You can walk with a fake boner in the spa

Eat sunflower seeds and drop the shells on the reception desk while checking in

Shit on the floor

Try to give a carpet/rug (eastern style) as a gift to receptionist or to some other staff. Maybe with some creepy story like Vlad was born on it

you could replicate the scene from borat where azamat masturbated over pamela and then they started fighting. you can replicate what happened next. you can drag Vlad with a rubber fist around the hotel and you'll both be naked

Please remember that a good prank is one where everybody leaves with a smile and a story to tell. Don't become someone's bad day. These episodes are often too close to the edge for my comfort.

When checking in, ask about the disposal of used diapers.

get a massage and ask for a happy end. Insist that you heard you get a happy end and conplain when you dont get one

If the Hotel offers a high-end restaurant or a bar, bring a homemade product that you brought from Slovakia/Czechia. While it's not illegal, you'll definitely look like a ... you know, an Eastern European. I'd pick something pickled, or even some form of cured meat if possible. As for the alcohol... I'll leave it up to you. As for the Bible, I would make a scene that you only believe in the "Book of Mormon" version, and that you find the "Bible" to be a repulsive joke (In a sense that their Bible isn't same to your "Bible"). While it logically doesn't make any sense that an Eastern European would believe in Mormonism, I think it would give the staff an "artificial cultural shock" and re-evaluate their view on you. I mean, what do the staff know about the Slovak traditions or customs. While I do think these are just crap ideas (not my best work; I have other stuff to do lol), I still hope it will give you some form of inspiration to your works. Keep it up!!!

1. Treat the hotel as a sacred place. Right before entering the hotel lobby, take off your shoes and everywhere and always walk barefoot. If you need to excuse yourself, you can mention Exodus 3:5 from the Bible: “Do not come any closer,” God said. “Take off your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground.” 2. If they have 24/7 service, go down to the reception at 3:15 am and look very sad, like something is really bothering you. Then ask: "If a man sleeps in luxury bed… is he still humble?” Try to have a deep conversation about the meaning of luxury and the seven deadly sins, especially gluttony. Try to convince yourself, that you shouldn't be in this luxury hotel that you don't deserve it.

Vlad will be possessed by demon and exorcist Piotr needs to do an exorcism. Piotr approaches the reception with a very serious face.. He asks if the hotel was built on "cleansed soil." He claims Vlad has a "spiritual issue". Vlad has started twitching and speaking broken Slovak. He is also hiding from the dogs, because the dogs can see his darkness. Piotr can chase Vlad through the hallways, sprinkling him with "expensive holy water", which is made from hotel minibar water, while Vlad should sizzle or hiss like a cat every time the holy water touch him. Order a raw meet to the room. When the hotel staff come, Vlad will be tied to the bed and Piotr will be reading bible over the him. But instead of prayers he is reading hotel rules. etc.etc.etc.

You can pretend you are completely drunk and see how would they react. In the wellness area i don't know everything that they have in there but be fully clothed in the saunas or in the jacuzzi if they have any and if they would ask you questions just tell them you are shy. For the massage you could ask if they offer a happy ending one :D

Ask the staff for a „motivational wake-up“ or to pretend be the mother who's waking up.

Be dressed as monks all the time, certainly in the wellnes wear the monk suits instead of the bathrobes...

Snažte sa konvertovať ľudí ako jehovisti, len ich budete prehovárať ku kresťanstvu a vytlačte si nejaké letáky o bohovi a rozdávajte ich na hoteli. Samozrejme nezabudnite mať aj správne kresťanské oblečenie a veľký drevený kríž na krku.

Aby sa Vlado tváril jak najvernejší kresťan 😄 respektíve extrémne veriaci 😄

you can ride a bike that has water bottles instead of wheels in a spa pool in a thong and men's leggings.

Ask female employees of hotel (spa) to wear more appropriate clothes.

What about if you two pretend u are a gay couple that need room service because of something and in the hotel room you leave kind of a mess like (tied condom filled with some white liquid) smushed in nuttela as if it was sh*t , handcuffs on the floor ...just to let the staff know that something really nasty happened there during the night...just inscenate that a real hard backdoor stuff happened there

Maybe do some choir’s practice in the lobby?

Peter has already written down almost all of my ideas from the livestream so my job is done, nothing more from me 😂

I absolutely loved having the little out of nothing brainstorm session in the live stream. Seeing you finding some ideas hilarious (after doing it for years already) and considering/writing them down was a joyful time

You clearly needed the bible because Vlad is getting married! In this hotel! Under the guidance of extremely religious preacher Piotr whose constantly chanting congregation of a dozen or so extras must spend at least three hours in the hotel lobby singing prayers to the heavens. Who is Vlad getting married to? .... I dunno, maybe the hotel could get you a goat? Trying to speak your way into using one of their public spaces you have not booked to perform this ritual could be quite the test of their hospitality.

Invite one of the Staff for Dinner at your place and act like a total loner and weird guy...