Who wins in a fight?

Ethan’s checking the levels to see if they're peaking. The Ryno’s checking his chin to see if Ethan’s leaking.

Ryan just spanking that cheeky Geordie boy in the ring.

Are people forgetting Ethan offered to slap Zoe

Ethan says he 'goes' or possibly just is mental, but any listener to his other podcast knows that he starts fights and then runs away behind his bigger friends. My money is on the Rhyno.

Ethan does some sort of pagan ritual with animal bones to gain strength and absolutely batters the rhyno

I think Ryan’s been losing a battle vs himself for the last year

Depends if ethan can get him to stop talking first

Ryan would be scrappy haha

Neither

Rhyno easily, reigning crumbweight champion of the cube

The world wins. A beautiful white rhyno triumphs and the world has one less dodgy owl to worry about.

Ethan no question

RHYNO, RHYNO, RHYNO

Ryan has the dog in him. When you've got nothing to lose it's amazing what you can achieve

Stoppable force vs movable object

A tale as old as time, big vs small, David vs Goliath. It all comes down to who wants it more, my bet is on the majestic owl.

If Ryan just goes for body shots for the whole fight he wins easy

Ethan easily wins he's got more heart he's got the dog in him

Ethan’s got that mong strength

Again, how much do we need to crowd source to see this?, boxing or just a sumo pushing match or just a wrestling how can pin the other

Ethan he's a northern nano radge packet

My money's on the hobbit

I’m not 100% either of them win

Rhyno fight

A owl vs a rhino what a question

Rhynos not gonna show up

Rhyno's forehead can take punches, but his noodle arms can't throw them, so it has to be Ethan.

Rhino for sure

I feel like Ryan’s got a lot of repressed anger, like he won’t only be a danger to Ethan but a danger to society itself

Remember that Ethan gets hit and he goes mental

I feel like if Ethan was squashed you wouldn’t hear a crunch. His bones are made of dust, poor fella

What's more powerful a rhino or a pedophile owl

depends if ethan gets hit in the head really

Ethan on the only basis, he’s so close to being Scottish he won’t feel anything.

Battle of the speds

The pedo owl will swoop in and claw the rhynos eyes out

Me

Rhyno altho ethan more likely to win via SA

Ethan is like 5’2 weighs less than a grape, Rhyno in the first minute (if he shows up)