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Superstition
May 2, 2026

Superstition

Comments (19)

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Ignacio Rojas · May 6, 2026

Meta joke (I still do not know what those things in her ears are)

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Nameless · May 3, 2026

I thought this rule was only for space marines, well, actually she may be onto something.

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DAWI · May 3, 2026

Amazing work!

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Ebover · May 2, 2026

Her fire warrior friend better alerts his name and throw away that helmet before he dies to a random guard

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Vmaster10 · May 2, 2026

She's not wrong

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Lady Elfriede · May 2, 2026

She's dangerously close to achieving CHIM

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JC Mahrt · May 2, 2026

There is a lot of things that the Guard get wrong, though I think she is right in this case.

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Enderman Author · May 2, 2026

Is this a joke on how helmetless and/or named characters tend to live longer because it gives them plot armor?

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Feyn · May 2, 2026

Yep

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Zeromus · May 2, 2026

This is fine meta joke.

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Dynahazzar · May 2, 2026

She's such a fucking idiot (affectionate).

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Jesse Berg · May 2, 2026

I once knew a guardsman who carved his own name onto a las-cell. When I asked him why, he said, "You know how they say that somewhere there's a las-round with your name on it? Well I thought that if I owned the las-round with my name on it, I'll never get hit by it." Odd fellow, he.

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Eren · May 2, 2026

"Did you know that when they introduced Helmets, the rate of head injuries went up?!"

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underworld · May 2, 2026

that actually a real thing. contact sport that allow protective gear have higher rates of head trauma, and very likely other injuries, than comparable contact spots that don't. football has more head trauma than rugby, bare knuckle fighters tend to get fewer concussions than gloved fighters. part of it is that wearing a helmet makes people more willing to put their head in danger, part of it is golves make punching the head easier.

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Trixie Lulamoon · May 2, 2026

She is indeed correct. In Warhammer, the last model pulled from a squad is usually the one not wearing a helmet.

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Papa Smurf · May 2, 2026

I was just going to say this. Any character who I'm taking time to paint the face gets killed last. Same for anyone with a special weapon or cool paint job I'm proud of.

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Sliver · May 2, 2026

This is the plane fallacy all over again.

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Erik · May 2, 2026

She's right though.

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JBR64 · May 2, 2026

I mean she is correct… unless you wear a peculiar helmet that denotes your status as an important character, in that case your chances of survival augment significantly