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May 25, 2026

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Comments (311)

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kit shelter · July 24, 2026

wait what’s the new password did i miss the merch drop 😔. i rly wanted the red hoodie lol

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Lexi · July 1, 2026

It says wrong password for me too :,(

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seyma · June 28, 2026

says wrong password?

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zunaira · June 25, 2026

dang guys did they change the password now 🫩🫩

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Andrea Sierra Torres · June 18, 2026

Hey what’s the new password…

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British Girl Kate · June 18, 2026

LADSS WHY CANT I GET ON THE STORE WITH THE PASSWORD

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Gabitha JELLY · June 18, 2026

!!! Same

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Mauro · June 18, 2026

how come the password isn’t working for me 💔

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jaylen · June 4, 2026

PLS PLAY LIFE IS STRANGE 1 OR 2 (ik hamzah already has played it but pls play again)

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Michelle henandez · June 1, 2026

Can u guys make planners🤔

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Powder · May 28, 2026

Bought my shirt first day it went live 🙏🏼

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Wrennie · May 28, 2026

Traitors for charging in USD

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Cheese420 · May 27, 2026

can yall make a bookmark

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Valerie Marin · May 27, 2026

fuck i bought the martin and hamzah doll separately fml scrolled right past the bundle but fuck it support for my broz

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Dylan Morales · May 27, 2026

Sweet

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mataija · May 27, 2026

so you’re telling me i placed my order before i saw this..

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Gustavs Abele · May 27, 2026

W

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The Dirty Bubble · May 26, 2026

U think they think it’s Monday? Bcs they uploaded a pod yesterday??

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M · May 26, 2026

where are you guys

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The Dirty Bubble · May 26, 2026

Where’s the countdown??

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jessica novas · May 26, 2026

bless u guys

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macadubi · May 26, 2026

PLEASEE IT CANT SHIP TO INDONESIA IM GONNA CRY

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ren · May 26, 2026

just got the baby tee thank u🙏

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Brooke · May 26, 2026

And it’s sold out already fuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh

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clairodrake · May 26, 2026

spent 43 of my $50 for the rest of this week on the calendar #wegettingskinny 😊❤️

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joyim · May 26, 2026

got my moneys worth

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Emily Douglas · May 26, 2026

FINALLY GOT CALENDAR 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🥳🙀🙀🥳🙀🙀🥳🙀🥳🙀🥳🙀

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9ayrights · May 26, 2026

Pleas please please restock baby tee

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juicy · May 26, 2026

whoever took all the baby tees bms

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h4yl3ii · May 26, 2026

YESSS FINALLY GOT THE CALENDAR

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Maya🙀 · May 26, 2026

Got a calendar💖laurve you guys! The conversion to Australian dollar tho… gulp…😅

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Lilly Adams · May 26, 2026

For me, the magnets alone came out to 24 dollars!!

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fifi · May 26, 2026

got my first t-shirt ever

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hottypocket · May 26, 2026

had the baby tee in my cart and went to check out and it was sold out😭 nooooooooooooooo

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malia · May 26, 2026

omg pls restock the baby tees 💔🫩

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ethan · May 25, 2026

why is the xs and s in the baby tee alr out of stock 😔

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vanessa · May 25, 2026

where the effington do i use the pasweod

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Hailey · May 25, 2026

YAY 2026-27 CALENDAR TY!!!!

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Naomii🍧 · May 25, 2026

just bought the shirt there goes rent❤️

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Kity · May 25, 2026

Can’t wait for the fucking calendar!!😛

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Alina · May 25, 2026

Put ya pussy fingers to da moon

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Poppi Pulvirenti · May 25, 2026

Bruh just got two items but didn’t realise it was in USD before I paid😭 so worth it tho

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mariam · May 25, 2026

is anyone else in australia having trouble buying anything? :(

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angelfish · May 25, 2026

what the heck guys im getting paid tomorrow not today!!!!!!!!!

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minty · May 25, 2026

can we get a discount plx I'm broke

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orchiddoesmusic · May 25, 2026

buying a shirt 🥥🌊

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Brit · May 25, 2026

Take all my money❤️

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Tiffany · May 25, 2026

just bought the calendar! I love the stickers guys

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rida adnan · May 25, 2026

SPENT £67 6767677 SO WORTH

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Irisa · May 25, 2026

Sent a message about also getting patreon gifts! I haven’t gotten any since the doc release. Thanks :)

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nada · May 25, 2026

I WANT A HOODIEEE

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goob · May 25, 2026

ANY CODE POOP DISCOUNT?!!!

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goodmythicalmonkey · May 25, 2026

LFG

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Lexi · May 25, 2026

so excited for darker yellow circle 💯

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mali · May 25, 2026

guys you sent me the 3 month mail 2x instead of the 6 month @ 6 months…….. still copped a baby tee tho #caniplesgetthe6monthmail

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oyku · May 25, 2026

no shipping saving me from spending all my money❤️❤️

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River Johnson · May 25, 2026

finally getting a slushy calendar so hyped rn

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eva · May 25, 2026

js spent 67 dollars on two things....

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AHAD · May 25, 2026

The calendar is soo 😭😭😭😭

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Caroline 🦎 · May 25, 2026

Thank god I was wondering what would happen after May 🫪

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Sophie 🤍 · May 25, 2026

just spent $90 on the merch im excited asf

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julia · May 25, 2026

YAYYYY

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piper · May 25, 2026

just dropped 60 dollars on a calendar I have no money left do u feel proud of yourself

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rosa · May 25, 2026

i wish i could get a free bag of chips

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kurg · May 25, 2026

okay so damn i was actually close to guessing the password

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glitterrmama · May 25, 2026

YAYYYY I FINALLY BOUGHT THE BABY TEE

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Kenzie · May 25, 2026

#copped

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angelica macedo · May 25, 2026

COPPED

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Gilberto · May 25, 2026

So that’s why they dressed as aliens 👽

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Iman · May 25, 2026

can we pls get some newer designs 🙏

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eli · May 25, 2026

i thought this was supposed to be most advanced security system

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Darcey · May 25, 2026

Yay thx

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PUGGLORDD13 · May 25, 2026

Got mine! Thanks friends

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alexah · May 25, 2026

LETS GO

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ʚ julia ɞ · May 25, 2026

YAYYY

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isabel · May 25, 2026

just made a very irresponsible purchase. THANKS a lot.

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Kaylie Susan · May 25, 2026

Oh my god

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Luis F · May 25, 2026

ayyy i got my new calendar 😜

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Sophie · May 25, 2026

YAY I wasn’t able to get a calendar last year I’m so excited! The stickers look so cute this year

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Monse · May 25, 2026

Placed my order, early asf birthday gift to myself 🙂‍↕️🥳

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lily sharp · May 25, 2026

literally slushing my pants for that baby tee

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nikki logsdon · May 25, 2026

just placed my order🙈

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haechan fan · May 25, 2026

W

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giselle · May 25, 2026

bought that calendar so quick

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Rachel · May 25, 2026

calendar copped 🥹

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lilien · May 25, 2026

finally ill know the dates🤤

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molly sheeran · May 25, 2026

YAYYYYYYY

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miranda · May 25, 2026

so upset i don’t get paid until 2 weeks💔

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Helorf_Alicou · May 25, 2026

IM SO FRICLIN HAPPYYY

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Alyena · May 25, 2026

oh yup

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tyana · May 25, 2026

lets goooo

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anna grace · May 25, 2026

just got the shirt yay need a calendar

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Claudia Sisson · May 25, 2026

yayayayyayayayay just ordered :D

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Max Zaragoza · May 25, 2026

Does the discount not work?

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ruby · May 25, 2026

yayyyy

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Alina · May 25, 2026

Any chance I can get a Florida man discount

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peanut · May 25, 2026

consider it bought

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Brianna Almasan · May 25, 2026

Secured

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amelia · May 25, 2026

ordered!!

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Avalon · May 25, 2026

Amazing 🗣️👀stickers😍

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frankocean · May 25, 2026

I bought it and hopefully u guys will buy my new album coming soon

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Keira · May 25, 2026

Yay ive been WAITING for the calanders

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Kenzie Ross · May 25, 2026

Just impulsively spent $80

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AidenGamer · May 25, 2026

thank you omar and luka 🗿🅱️

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lei · May 25, 2026

thanks i bought it

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Superdupercaty · May 25, 2026

YAY I FINALLY GOT A CALENDAR

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helltrackz · May 25, 2026

let’s gooo

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kris :3 · May 25, 2026

JUST ORDERED THANK YOU SMM

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Khalid · May 25, 2026

Just coped the calendar

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Soliana Beyene · May 25, 2026

Password is smart

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Parker · May 25, 2026

I FINALLY GOT A SHIRT 🥹

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Kat · May 25, 2026

Just bought it bruh

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Josie · May 25, 2026

Yay just ordered paying for the bills

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Isabella B · May 25, 2026

absolutely splendid boys cheerio

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Notjaide · May 25, 2026

$75 for the calendar to get to nz 😢

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samantha countryman · May 25, 2026

Best day ever

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Rianna · May 25, 2026

Bring back the find x shirt pls

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Nikolina Aleksa · May 25, 2026

finally got this year’s calendar lmao🙏

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Emma · May 25, 2026

Calendar copped ty Martin and Hamzah :3

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Savannah Cicerchia · May 25, 2026

YAY

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Alexa · May 25, 2026

Yas finally

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Brayden Lasater · May 25, 2026

Got the calender

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kenna · May 25, 2026

baby tee eatsssss

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Shyloh · May 25, 2026

been waiting for this day for months 🥹🙏

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Emma Santiago · May 25, 2026

Nice 🔥

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Meredith Torres · May 25, 2026

YAYY

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Natalie · May 25, 2026

just ordered 😊🙏thank youuuu

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sadia · May 25, 2026

finland 😢😢

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eefzah · May 25, 2026

but that discount tho ?

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stella schmaling · May 25, 2026

YAY

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myles · May 25, 2026

just got mine lets gooo

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sofia · May 25, 2026

i need a comfy hoodie next😏😏😏

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kayla · May 25, 2026

I got the calendar!!!! I feel like a real slushy now 😪😭😭

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exermousy · May 25, 2026

🫰😭 thank you papas

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desiree rodriguez · May 25, 2026

bought the baby tee but not enough for the calendar #pissed but never have i clicked so fast in my life

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Emma · May 25, 2026

finally got that cute ass shirt ty guys

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phoebe · May 25, 2026

baby tee secured tysm ❤️

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Chandler · May 25, 2026

Ayeeeee

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alex · May 25, 2026

just ordered my new calendar ty

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Taylor · May 25, 2026

just bought the calander and magnets 🥹🩷 so so excited thank you boysss

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Myah Rodriguez · May 25, 2026

got em

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sofia · May 25, 2026

omg i’ve been waiting for the calendar thank u🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Azayla · May 25, 2026

yess i’ve been waiting 4 the new calendar!

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Emma · May 25, 2026

YAYYY!!!

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madeline · May 25, 2026

got the calendar!! 😛

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bwysm · May 25, 2026

thanks bros

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Amayuhhhh · May 25, 2026

Dropped $118, might as well include a free figure bundle for me🤔🤔

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ACE · May 25, 2026

Wait where’s the red hoodie🫩🫩

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cari · May 25, 2026

thanks now i get to larp w merch

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Amyyyy · May 25, 2026

just woke up.. just spent $200 🙏😭

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laila · May 25, 2026

YES GOT MY NEW CALENDAR AND MAGNETS

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cvberkisses · May 25, 2026

just got the calendar and magnets 🧲

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yaneli · May 25, 2026

thank you kings

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Es · May 25, 2026

hey i literally washed hamzah's hat today

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Es · May 25, 2026

YO AND IM WEARING THE ENCYCLOPEDIA SHIRT TOO

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emma c · May 25, 2026

LITTTTT

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Eliana · May 25, 2026

Awesome password

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Laila · May 25, 2026

Will the water bottles ever come back?

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Hadley Barrowcliff · May 25, 2026

thank u omg

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guera · May 25, 2026

Just got my calendarrrrrrr

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Haley · May 25, 2026

Black tshirts for summer? Someone get a girl on the design team please

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Stasia · May 25, 2026

stickers that come with the calendar? ordered

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EliPenguin · May 25, 2026

Just bought #soexcitied

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Sierra · May 25, 2026

YAY new calendar just in time for my new house 🤪

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piper · May 25, 2026

guys I tried to buy it and I was so broke my fuh ah card declined

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Dyl Man · May 25, 2026

Real asf

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mcsnizzle · May 25, 2026

thank you boys 🫟🫪

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keinucci · May 25, 2026

thank you sm guys

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anna · May 25, 2026

AYE calendar acquired

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Anali · May 25, 2026

JUST ORDEREDDDDD

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Meleighna Quintero · May 25, 2026

Thank you dada’s 🫡

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Danna!! (。•̀ᴗ-ღ) · May 25, 2026

THANK YOU!!!!!!

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Sabrina Avila · May 25, 2026

Yayyy ! I was waiting for the new calendar 😍☝🏽

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Amanda Fry · May 25, 2026

yess kings youre the best😝😝

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lily sharp · May 25, 2026

I WAS SO DESPERATE FOR THAT BABY TEE

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berny · May 25, 2026

YAYYYY TYTY

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margot reid · May 25, 2026

🥳🥳🥳

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dani · May 25, 2026

yayyy got it thanks

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Kayla Bell · May 25, 2026

So excited for this calendar!

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lis · May 25, 2026

bought my first slushy merch. #gotajob #employed

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katie · May 25, 2026

Copped!

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nevaeh · May 25, 2026

Who can I contact abt not receiving any membership gifts?? All my info is in there but I’ve never gotten one:(

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charley 💗 · May 25, 2026

ILY guys, just spent £100 on ur merch because im drunk af but it’s worth it

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AthenaZ · May 25, 2026

LETS GOO

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AthenaZ · May 25, 2026

Bought instantly ✌️

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avaflava420 · May 25, 2026

OH YEAAAAH

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banana summer · May 25, 2026

thank uuu

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GIANNA · May 25, 2026

yass i got calendar

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Samauria Kelly · May 25, 2026

fastest purchase ever

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Sam Glick · May 25, 2026

I just ordered do i get a kiss

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lis · May 25, 2026

YIPPIEEEEEEE!!!!

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Ellie Armenta · May 25, 2026

YES!!!😛😛😛

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zabbs · May 25, 2026

needed this🫡

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Mepapepa · May 25, 2026

STILL NO MERCH DELIVERY TO FINLAND i’m actually going to explode

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emi · May 25, 2026

awesome!

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John Lemons · May 25, 2026

Yayyy

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Reggietheveggie · May 25, 2026

Coppedddd comeeeee

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SPICEGIRL_JOJO · May 25, 2026

Omggg yeppyyyy🤩

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Alyson · May 25, 2026

you know i had to get the calendar

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SpiceyNectar · May 25, 2026

this password 😭😭😭

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DIY Isaiah · May 25, 2026

Thank you bros!

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petunia · May 25, 2026

YES FINALLY GETTING A CALENDARRR

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jayna noble · May 25, 2026

thank god i was scared i needed to buy a different calendar

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MAT · May 25, 2026

Just got the calendar oh my slush

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Bianca Khoshcar · May 25, 2026

just purchased

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Emily Rios · May 25, 2026

LETS GOOO

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valhala akira · May 25, 2026

I GOT EMMMMMM W CLUTCH

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viv · May 25, 2026

yayyy just bought the calendar!! so excited 🥹

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michela salgado · May 25, 2026

🐐🐐🐐

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Amandwa · May 25, 2026

Just ordered the calendar and magnets!!

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ellie · May 25, 2026

YAYAYAYAYAY

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Bee · May 25, 2026

Thanks just got the calendar thats awesome sauce 😎👍

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katie arias · May 25, 2026

got my #calendar

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lyla torres · May 25, 2026

thanks kings

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Uhlugo · May 25, 2026

Mom can you give me money please

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jude · May 25, 2026

howd you know ive been collecting magnets lately.... RAH yall be running my pockets

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lily sharp · May 25, 2026

oh baby in my cart IMMEDIATELY

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sam b :o) · May 25, 2026

Yayy just ordered my first slushy calendar😸

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Pamela Alanis · May 25, 2026

ORDERED CANT WAITNNNB

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lily · May 25, 2026

#PURCHASED

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Madalyn Lazarini · May 25, 2026

Bless 🙏

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cam · May 25, 2026

restock da toontown one pls pls PLS

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amanda · May 25, 2026

NO PLEASE IM SO SAD I MISSED THAT ONE

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Teresa · May 25, 2026

#prettycursivefont #forthegirls

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renn · May 25, 2026

thank u

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lily sharp · May 25, 2026

THANK GOD

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Amanda Stepp · May 25, 2026

🙌🙏🤏👏

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Chim · May 25, 2026

New calendar lesgooo

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Luke · May 25, 2026

Mfw its just a new calander

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sheridan · May 25, 2026

YESS finally got a calendar!!!

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s.jwd · May 25, 2026

YAY just got a baby tee

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sammy rose · May 25, 2026

#boughtit ty

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Skipper · May 25, 2026

YAYYYY

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Jacob Caswell · May 25, 2026

JUST COPPED BLESS TO MY KINGS

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burgerfile · May 25, 2026

you guys never have hoodies when i have money 💔

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Evans · May 25, 2026

Sick

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Nicole Ramirez · May 25, 2026

yippeee new calendar

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Adisyn Schanbacher · May 25, 2026

Yayyyyy ordered

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Fatima Shaikh · May 25, 2026

IM SO EXCITED TO GET MY CALENDAR

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Callie · May 25, 2026

OMG I love the stickers for the calendar

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txzler · May 25, 2026

lets go

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Abby · May 25, 2026

THANK YOUUUUU

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Peyton · May 25, 2026

Dang is it just restocks?

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makayla opperman · May 25, 2026

hell yeah

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Rosy :p · May 25, 2026

just bought 😝😝😝

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lucy · May 25, 2026

CALENDAR 🍾🍾🍾🍾

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lozura · May 25, 2026

GOT THE CALENDAR

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Emma Hornibrook · May 25, 2026

OMGGGG so good guys :3

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lozura · May 25, 2026

YAYYY

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anya · May 25, 2026

thank you

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alex · May 25, 2026

yayyyy ive been waiting for this 😍😍😍😍

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Assoos シ · May 25, 2026

YESSSSSSSS

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plushi3gutz · May 25, 2026

YES

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motherofcats · May 25, 2026

yayyyyy just bought me first merch hella excited

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martha · May 25, 2026

THANK U

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Keysha · May 25, 2026

ty guys i js got the calendar 🥹🥹

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Dani · May 25, 2026

Ty omg

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Shay Lennemann · May 25, 2026

Sold ty

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Harper · May 25, 2026

I feel blessed

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keyana both · May 25, 2026

Hell yea just got my calendar LMAO

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Alie Irwin · May 25, 2026

bros got the security of the white house to get into this website

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alexa 🎠 · May 25, 2026

VERY SECURE PASSWORD GUYS!!!! Just copped a calendar 💘🫰😘

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Andrea Moreno · May 25, 2026

Yessss new calendar

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caro ᥫ᭡. · May 25, 2026

GOT THE CALENDAR

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gwynaddison · May 25, 2026

Thank youuu

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emma 🦌 · May 25, 2026

just bought the calendar THANK YEW!

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sofia · May 25, 2026

can you guys start shipping to finland please🤤

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Lahja · May 25, 2026

NO LIKE SERIOUSLYYY

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Tobi Dobkins · May 25, 2026

How long did it take u guys to come up with that password

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Paisley · May 25, 2026

Yay

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Max Zaragoza · May 25, 2026

Not bad slushy not bad at all

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Alie Irwin · May 25, 2026

the password dkm

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Hailey Mott · May 25, 2026

Yessss 🤩🤩🤩

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Katelyn Deschane · May 25, 2026

YIPPPPPEEEEEEE so excited for the calendar!!!

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fon · May 25, 2026

Tiki tiki tiki

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Sophia Molle · May 25, 2026

thank u crodie

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alex · May 25, 2026

worlds most secure password

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sav · May 25, 2026

THANK YOU KINGS

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Elizabeth Gudiño · May 25, 2026

HOLY MOLY

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Boo · May 25, 2026

AYEEEEEE 🔥🔥🔥

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Ariel Fresnido · May 25, 2026

Someone is guessing that shi

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kingcharge · May 25, 2026

nice password guys

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Rosa Pembroke · May 25, 2026

Yayyyy

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mia hannah · May 25, 2026

LFGGGG

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Draley Brown · May 25, 2026

Yayyyyy

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Ronan · May 25, 2026

Most secure password ever

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marley · May 25, 2026

AYYY

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Celeste Cosio · May 25, 2026

YAYYYYYYYY

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Ruby Ortiz · May 25, 2026

YESS

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reags · May 25, 2026

wait guys what’s the password i’m new

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Mel T · May 25, 2026

password1234

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ayodeji omojola · May 25, 2026

thanks

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Giuliana O. · May 25, 2026

YES

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abel · May 25, 2026

Thanks

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Mads · May 25, 2026

YAY

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jordyn · May 25, 2026

THANK YAAAAA

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julissa · May 25, 2026

i’m shaking in my boots

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hazel · May 25, 2026

DAFUQ

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julissa · May 25, 2026

oh my god

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Natalie Harrison · May 25, 2026

yusss

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Brooke Miller · May 25, 2026

Thank you

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paiton · May 25, 2026

lets gooo

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ttt · May 25, 2026

YAY

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squiddsucc · May 25, 2026

love the password ty

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Tayden · May 25, 2026

thank youu

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paavo · May 25, 2026

YAY

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abby · May 25, 2026

yesss

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Hicol · May 25, 2026

Yayayayaya

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gabs · May 25, 2026

thank you crodies

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Mel T · May 25, 2026

Omg ty

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Taylor · May 25, 2026

thank you kings 🩷🤪