Dang it

i just know hamzah typed this with speech to text

Can someone help me? How do I get the Slushy discord?

POOOOOOP

balls

Nice!

I just know hamzah typed this with Siri

play tlou part 2 🙏

you guys should play outlast

This is scary 😖

It’s no good on my phone

How can I watch this Patreon nonsense on my tellybox

Weekend=ruined /j

where yall at….heh…

That does not look like Martin at all

i feel like ive been waiting for this ep my entire life bruh

i predict that the new video will come out when i get home from the orthodontist

manifesting tlou part 2

Everyone in here demanding the video is so annoying, yall needa chill out and cancel if you can’t afford it lol

I’m starving pls hurry ⭐️

miss you guys

CHOP CHOP BOY!

dangggg itt broo

Wait today as in today or today as in yesterday please im confusion help mi

💔💔💔💔

Darn

I NEED IT

martin got ebola

ok

ITS OKAY I DONT MIND

Hey. Like I said before. My ten dollar paycheck goes to this. I WILL be forced to cancel if I don’t see a video posted within the next five hours. Chop. Chop.

first my car towed now this . fuck it im chopped

Dawg I’m supposed to watch this during my night shift and eat food, what do I do now

You will play spore 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

"DANG IT we're so far apart"

DANG IT

Plasss play overwatch 😩😩

i’m cancelling my subscription 🤬

im not okay this is not okay

🤬🤬

hope ur ok pookies

dang it dang it dang it

5 days no slushy Noobz 🤒

This is bullshit

I don’t know guys i might unsuuuuuub. You wouldn’t want that would you? Send me some merch and i might even CONSIDER keeping the subscription on.

ITS OK WE LUV YOUU

bro I saw the notification for this earlier and I thought it was a video so I waited all day to watch it and right when I get comfy to watch it I realize it’s not even a video

no worriessss miss uuuu! we need more slushy vlogs / BTS !!

make more horror videos

oh no oh no oh no oh no

when is the jumping class vlog coming?

no…. no… this cant be happening….

luv the professionalism

I have no video to watch my cake

It’s literally my 21st birthday

not fair

every thing will be okay the slushees are spoiled we will survive one day

Squit wirt 😢

FRICK

Dang it

Do I get a dollar back

😓😓

need two vids tmrw ive been robbed of 1 dollar today

I can find it in my heart to forgive🍧

this was 100% posted using text to speech

this is a felony.

WHAT

i don’t even know what day yall post so its fine bae

what am i gonna take a shit to

Feels like Im going through withdrawals rn 😣

I’m struggling without a new vid

This is a good excuse to just rewatch the other ones

ok my dog died

compensation for this horrible horrible news i’m hearing or reading as i would say 😂😂😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️🔥🔥🔥

first caption not made by AI

Lol

typical🙂‍↔️

tomorrow taking too damn long am i right y’all🤣

holding my breath until tomorrow 🙁

Its fine just dont let it happen again

I’ve already notified my therapist, my group chat, and three candles I lit for emotional support. See you tomorrow. Maybe. If I make it. 😔

#cancelmartinandhamzah

Okay. But you have 1 more chance.

And don’t let it happen again!!!! Jk but this pic makes up for it thx

when is 3 month gift coming

im melting

😢

you will be hearing from my lawyer

No it won’t be ok? Who are YOU to assume that everything will be ok on our end. Canceling my subscription and calendar order.

can we get a youtube video at least

I’m unsubscribing now

we all deserve some kind of compensation… i was thinking your banking information and we’ll call it even🤷‍♀️

and you got me all excited 😒 (see you tomorrowwww)

Canceling my subscription now😡

Dang it

on MY graduation day?!

unacceptable give me refund Now asap 🙂‍↔️

😢😖😣🤔😭

what the hell

Hamzah definitely used speech to text for this

it’s okay love u guys 😓

Alright

dang it

No it ok no

nothing will be ok

dang it guys I'll be waiting

You guys are so funny pls don’t die

hamzah text to speech vibes

In your next game plays you guys should play the south park games

hope everything is okay with you both if not i hope it gets better 😚

guys what the heck k

If you know everything will be okay in the end then you then you eill enjoy it on the way there

I'm in the hospital because of this 🫩

Ruff ruff

😈🤬 GOOD!! if i can't get DBH #3 then NOBODY gets a video today!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😈

lol

!!! It’s okay !!!

Whatever that means

Dang it

i thought one of the noobz of slushy got into a 🏥

dang it

dang it

would you still love us if we where all worms???

Dang it

oh okay so the patreon is ending

we love u… 💔

So now you hate us

is this /srs or /j 😢

why is this so HD im getting scared

do you hate us

I’m having a good day today! Sun is out and the wife is too. Hope everyone is having a good day as well!!!

ok can waiting 🦵🦵

this is so voice to text u guys are so funny

slushies :( smile okay?

i can’t explain it but hamzah is lowkey giving dream here it’s killing me

dang it!!

Swag!

aw dang it

Not allowed.

❤️

guess i’ll just play fortnite then 🧎

Dammittt😭😭😭😭

G

dang it

shoot 😓💔

:/

damn who asked

everything will be okay guys….

Sad I got so excited for da notification

cancelled.

Hi

i am currently tidying my room in silence and im not sure if everything will be ok😣

what do I pay you for🙄

Baka Baka bakaaa

so excited to get my calandarrr

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK

Dang it😖😖😖😩😩

cant rush the slush

Take ur time guys

R you freaking kidding me

will everything thing be okay?? guys im scared...

noah beck what the heck..

dang it dang it

ok

like this comment if you guys want TLOU pt 2

:0

was this speech to text…

Ok

was dis written by speak to text

Honestly perfect I’m unemployed tomorrow

not the speech to text 😭

I love the run on sentence so awesome, but don't worry bros

Bye

i’m going to unsubscribe now bye

they were too busy bungee jumping 💔💔

all good boys 😄

don’t let it happen again😜

on the day I get laid off! aw shucks you guys shouldn’t have 🥰🥰🤩😍

I’m not okay

why is this giving speech to text

all good bc that means new ep on my birthday 😎

It’s okay bro❤️🫰

and to the slushies im sorry sorry sorry sorry

is the unforeseen circumstances the backlash of someone’s .. accapella ?

dang it first ooc patreon now this

aw shucks looks like u guys have to do tlou part 2 as an apology

so are we okay ?

the difference between Martin and Hamzahs writing kills me

i’m not sure will it be ok??!?

it’s okay i’m employed

Thank you because I have w*rk so this is good for me!!!!

Okak

Oh no problem, that’s fine (I’ve been looking forward to this bts vid since last Tuesday)

we’ll survive bro❤️

whats that…? whats a slushy patreon bts…?

well frick guys

💔

unforeskin circumcision😭💔

will it really be okay?? 🥺💔

i was updating my youtube all today 😭

guys wait i think it might be ok

It okay 😜

thanks for the heads up guys ✌️

Im shaking

NO

I'm calling cps 🥀🥀

I didn't even know we were supposed to be getting something today

i had a slushy today and icecream

Dang it ☹️ it’s ok I hope everyone is ok!

but will everything be ok

now why is hamzah laughing?… this is a serious matter.

frick my life

Tlou 2 plsss🙏🙏🙏

bad day for the unemployed today

a moment that felt like goofy’s laugh

😟

I got so excited 😔

It might be okay

DANG IT MAN

dang it it’s okay we understand hope everything’s okay

i’m so angry i have red aura rn bro 💔

And what if I don’t hang tight 💔🥀🖤

thanks for the update

LOOK AT MY BOYS COMMUNICATING WOOHOOOO

jokesters

It ok.

Boi just press the friggin upload button 😂🫱

Nothing to smile about in my life.

dang it it’s okay

Dang it

omg is everything going to be okay? i’m so scared

is it tlou part 2???????

MAN

no no this isn’t okay this is not okay

K

Dangggggg

im gonna cry

unacceptable young men,

it’s ok bro

thank you for giving us this amazing photo to hold us over

it okay brudders

oh i’m pissed

Yayayayay

im so upset i wont be okay

hamburgers skin looks amazing

too busy on the bungee fitness ig

Grok is this true?

at least martin has some sympathy

the slushies are being neglected dang it

bad day for the fans 💔.

I’ll allow it❤️

hamzah skin tea ayee

are you kidding me... boycott slushynoobz 2025

hi hamzah and martin we just went to your billboard today!!!!

Mama blunt

Hamzah if you don’t get those bottom teef out…

No no no no no

You scared me. Not a funny joke

hey just out of curiosity did you use text to speech to write that caption

where’s the 3 month package doe

I just know hamzah used text to speech for this

guess i fill out the job application after all 💔💔💔💔

love how there’s no punctuation in that paragraph! 💕

hot diggity darn

was it the bungee jump exercise

Did Martin forget how to smile 💔

everything will not be okay

due to foreskin circumcision ?????:(

i think im gonna die

Unsubscribing. Not gonna waste my ten dollars like this buddy-o-pal.

nightmare nigHTIMARE NIGHTMARE 😨😨😨😨

DANG NAB IT! YOU GOT ME GOOD 😂😂

all these recent technical difficulties 💔 put me in the studio brah

nothing to smile about

kk thanks for informing

dang

unacceptable

traitors

it ok im joy

dang it it’s okay love you

wait thus is lowk epic… new vid on my birthday 😺😺

Oh okay

ominous as hell

voice to text ahh caption

Ok thanks for telling us it might be okay girl who is going to be okay

guys is everything gonna be ok?

Stand tall head hi

We’re all going to bed hungry tonight 💔

Deez

hamzah def used text-to-speach for dis

dang it bro

I'm Ai is this shaking? ???

bro…

NNOOOOOOOOO

dang it guess we can let it slide…

Just got off of work 😌🙏🏽

hamzah and that damn smile

This is not clit

Has anyone got their three month gift yet?

I accept your apology

dang it 💔

Is okayyyy

my subscription renews today 😍😍😍😍😍🥰😍

Dang it

DANG 💔

dang it

bruough are u friggin kiddin me

Cancel slushy noobz 2k25

Everything’s okay

Waiting patiently xoxoxoxoxoxox

DANGGG

i actually don’t really care but okay

love you bros

dang it

wait it’s not a chatgpt description 😸

Oooh

dang it i still support y’all ✊✊

Oh shucks

boi get da hell outta here boi

can we get some insight to the bungie cord class?

No. Everything not ok

no..

Okie

Dang it

I’m sorry I don’t know either ❤️‍🩹🌹🥹

Damn it I thought it was a video I was gonna get my food ready😞

ew wtf 😭

dang it 💔

slushynoobz broke up

it’s okay queens

did u guys get hurt doing that bungee jump exercise?

Boi wtf

Dang it

Dang..

Tomorrow 😦

okay fine *eyeroll emoji*

just kidding its okay

Hey. My paycheck of ten dollars goes to this. Chop Chop.

kiddies

that damn bungee class

Darn you boys

gonna crash out

dang it guys

speech to text ahh

bro

this is making me emotional 💔

Why..

dang it

Word

i’m hanging in tight

Hi

Yoooo my last name is the same as yours Paloma

Ok Martin

another day later and i might have gotten a j*b

all good bros

this picture is killing me rn lmao

dang

i just sharted because of this. thanks.

Bad trip ahh description

this and no 1 milly special ... wow ....

guys im scared will we be okay 😥

Hi bots

sighs heavily

dang might unsubscribe

💔🐔

Drop on main or you’ll start coughing in 4 days

April fools?

Noooooo

unsubscribing this is unacceptable

it ok. we Wait.

Not hamzah smiling and laughing about this...

crying

stay strong queens

💔💔💔

it’s okay i have work soon yall are excused

ishowmeat

what happened g-guys!

dang it 😔

okay i guess..

NOOOOO

Hamzah moonbeam ice cream headass

hanzah oiled nike pro

dangitt

Caption scared me before I read “just kidding” 😇

maybe the 3 month gift was the friends we made along the way

dang it

THATS OKAY BOYSS

why is hamzah laughing at martin’s anguish

💔💔

Dang

idk will it

DANG ITTT

What's the tea🤤🤤

DANGIT

OKAYU

Dang it 💔

Slacking off huh?🙄

its okay we still love u

wtf im like bruh

I’m scared

what happened 💔

the hell

Okkk I guessss

dang - caroline polachek

Omg now i have to get a job, thx alot rachel 🙄

Np

Edging me

time to get a job 💔😭

unbelievable…

thanks you’ve made my day worse dang it! 🥰

nooooo ( i cant watch it anyway)

gosh dang it.

more detroit

The sun isn’t shining as bright

What the frick

its okay bro we forgive you

Hi besties

Unforeseen circumstances :(

it okay i guess

it’s alrighty

hope yall are okay

DANGIT

Kk

Boi wth boi

It’s okayyyy (dream concert reference)

Oh hell nah man what the fuck man who invited this man

thank you king

Glad to know everything is handled

You fake slushynoobz

I’m AI is this shaking?

Is everything okay

what haopened

guess i’ll just perish

all good my dudes !!!

Dang it

Alright see yall

erm do you subie renji

it’s okay kings know ur worth

DAMN

🫩

They goin pole dancin again

fine......

we miss you boys

DANG IT

I’m stressed now

hi

i prefer this over the chat gpt descriptions kinda

dang it

💔🥀

ok miss voice to text

Aww ok 🫶🏽

Hi slushies

actually i die today so its not ok

😑

Bruh train 👇

YAYYY ITS OKAY

oh okay so i clicked for nothing

It’s ok hah…

It’s not gonna be okay what am I gonna do

💔💔💔

My heart is broken

Day = ruined 💔

WAAAAA WTF

What the flip bruh

hmm what happened

everything will not be ok

😯

Genuinely dropped to my knees and started crying

Martin did you see addison dancing to your song on quens show lol

It’s okay divas take your time ❤️

i will throw up

Okie

boyyy

okay..!

Dang it

Awesome

😅

dang it😔

yea this is not ok 😬

Gosh darn it

hamzahs smile looks ai generated

Hamzah is in hospice

gulp

I’m like bruh 🤟🏼

FRIGGGGG NOOOOO

Hi

😭😭

:(

😈

😔

💔💔

Damn.

Hi brah

Bruh