BTS #1

I would be honored to drink a slushy noobz hard seltzer

best 5 dollars spent

we. miss. himmmmm. #ginkobiloba

bro amazing! pleeeeeaaaasssseeee show us ginko biloba

rip maxon

HE DRIVES A PORSCHE??????

I KNEWW IT they put ads at the most tense moment

the maxon song </3

hello world

V-R-I-L…. VIRAL

"dont belive me go to pat.com" I CANT

domer

Love you guys

why is rudy always licking his tongue out

pat dot com was actually so funny

Lolwe

Ai ahh caption

pat.com is KILLING MEE

idk why but the outro was peak writing

making me laugh like I'm not allowed to at home 😭

i love u guys

Luv this bc I feel like I’m going through my days with them

I feel like we are family

whys my ugly ahh laughing like im fr here

why is martin telling literally everyone he knows about sherman

god i want a sherman

ummm the website ??😭

START BRAND CALLED SLUSHY BOOZE!

SLUSHY NOOBS!

I feel like we’re in the beginning stages of watching YouTube legends. Like these guys are gonna be huge and have a long legacy that inspires millions. Anyways that’s enough glazing I’m just calling the shot now so I can come back later and be like seeeeeeeee

I love slushy noobz a lot

Ok outro😜

honda to porche pipeline #balling #moneytalks #gimmesumsugar

martin needs to get rid of sherman

i’m thinking slushybooze ???

29:42 hello martin's dandruff

Banger video as always

check out sayuncle.com itsa canadian thing 🙏🤞👌

the person that got the cameo from mandy is the luckiest mf alive 🙏

i have actual tears in my eyes over pat.com rn

yall need to play VR chats lol

10/10 would recommend. I love y'all... keep doin what y'all doin, it keeps us going <3

Hi just wanted to say I actually used the patreon25 coupon and my anti hamzah pin is on my backpack for school

i miss sherm

i spent the 5 dollars to see these mfs look up porn😭

Realest

I soooooo appreciate the bts as they get bigger and bigger

This was funny as fart i cant

pat.com

i an say shit fuck on here😳

a Minecraft server would be so dope

i knew you put the ads there specifically your asshole can i curse on patreon 🖕

can you please play octo daddy wait you already did lmmmao

wait that outro though gurlll

can you guys play raving rabbids since we’re doing all these throwback games i NEED to see that please you have no idea how many times ive commented this

The outro is so tuff boi 🔥🔥🔥

17:39 is reminiscent of when gays sit and binge watch lady gaga and/or beyoncé videos for hours on end

Fye

am i?

my stomach hurt laughoing from pat.com

My favorite vid so far

i want sherman.

I am so prepped and ready to redownload Minecraft for this

Am I still going to be able join the Minecraft server if I’m on console?

Still here waiting for more

THE LAST OF US #2 PLEASEEEEEE

you guys need to play MiSide

We need part 2 !!!

LMAO THE PORN

those who cried/came 💔

marTin please make an alcoholic beverage

can y'all upload already...

2nd last of us episode pls

why are y'all bullying marTin bru

next video when

feining for a new vid

Great video as always, btw a full solar eclipse is on March 14th🤞🏻

NICE

Slushies please play undertale

Name the alcohol brand slushy booze

dj khalid is like fakest palestinian ever. he doesn't use his platform for good. (coming from a palestinian)

And give me a percent when u do it 🙏🏼😜

Or Martin make your own slushy mixer

Please collab with icee and make your own slushy flavor

wait what did dj khalid do

guys.. DONT go to pat.com i was curious too...

i love this :) so happy i spent only 5 bucks on it, you guys are awesome

did hamzah just say hes a stupid cuck??!! ...

STOP BULLYING MARTIN😭

Maxon mentioned

Sherman

yall where the hell is the discord

Please restock on the wrestling poster it sold out before I could cop 💔

mwahahaha the izzy cameo is for my best friends birthday 🥳

smh I don’t see BTS anywhere 😔 freaking click bait

aint no way we got a sherman face reveal

This filled my slushynoobz void need more

I’ve missed every merch drop so I am really looking forward to future merch <3

love it so excited for future merch <333

awesome thanks

Yall are looking great bro like we in new times

PLEASE I NEED PART 2 NOWWWW

Bro y’all gotta upload now ⌚️

Hamzah im begging you to get a phonecase please

obviously one of the dangerous people they hangout with is rudy....

BRING BACK THE FIND X SHIRT BOYS

CHAPPELL!!!!!!!!!!

PUT SHERMAN AWAY MARTIN 😭😭😭😭

someone called hamzah yeminem and i cant unsee it

How much do i have to pay for u to bring the nap queen hoodie back #needthat

Martin make more music

slushy nation… ATTACK!!!

Rudy licking the air while Martin is in the meeting 😂😂😂

IM LMFAO 14:00 do NOT go to pat. com

i would buy martini vodka soda

restock the poster 😒

the ending scared me 😡😡

How did Sherman sneak his way into this video

DUUUUU DUUUU DUUU

I could see Hamzah dating a Kardashian, considering one of them dated Pete Davidson

DO NOT GO TO PAT.COM

oh trust merch will be bought next round this time i was broke 😢

Martin you play binding of isaac please play it please 🙏

CLAIRE AND MANDY WONDERING IF THEY ARE ONE OF YHE 5 LOSERS IS ACTUALLY SENDINH ME

martin talking about the ai being his friend is actually so funny 😭

my dog always licks the air and i thought she was just strange but now i see rudy does the same thing and now i know my dog is not alone #representationmatters

do NOT go to pat dot com 💀😭🙏🏾🙏🏾

i just want tlou part 2 bro

Please make the gift easy to get for us Canadian slushies. Also a slushy noobz pop up shop in Toronto would be sick

Guys unrelated but I miss Zarq

maybe im silly dumb dumb but i dont see the option to add or update my address... help....

poor martin always being bullied in the office

whats the song name at the end

Damn ill watch again then

kay fine i’ll watch it again 🙄

They said “oh yes yes yes yes you guys are gonna watch it again” 😂🎥

i guess WE ALL have to watch it again

Texas slushies PLEASE if you or your parents or granny need some life insurance I’m in a competition in my company Globe Life!! Hate to solicit but I’m desperate love u all ❤️

not another reminder 😭👍

thanks bro i already watched it

hey guys

I was so happy noooooooo

Why’d I just get a notification for this

what happened

They just reminding us LOL

bro

was locked into sherman talking the outro made me jump

i got gifted the patreon im so happy to be here!! :D

It’s crazy to see yall lowkey deep in the underground music scene, with maxon in the intro and outro and then nett, skeletrix, osamason, brennan jones, etc. playing during the fight weigh in was crazy asf, i didnt know yall were like that nd i was surprised, maybe a playlist drop from both of yall on patreon?? 🙏

Rudy licking the air is canon

please wait until i get my first paycheck to release new merch guys😔🙏

i love the unique feel of these videos, its so hard to be unique and differant and yet still be entertaining now and you guys nail it to a TEEEEEEE

PAT DOT COM IS A NO GO

DO NOT go to pat dot com at 3 am❌😵

no one is doing it like you two are, literally no oneee

So meta

Happy birthday Hamzah!! :D

double u

Hey anyone wanna be my friend bruh add me on Insta @itsmenestorr. I’m trying to find some slushlynoob type of vibe friends 😊😝

damn scary ah outro

Bro martin my dog does that same licking the air thing that rudy does

can't wait for the new merch <3

Martin get rid of Sherman 😭

I’m love when Martin talks with Ashley she’s so older sister coded

loved everything about this, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING HAMZAH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

<3 u bros

Love you guys

Omgggg slushy music? Count me in

so cute love it

happy birthday hamstring

thumbnail ate

no cuz why is pat.com for that purpose 😭 it’s just a name

need sherm as a guest on the pod

da outro scared me omg

Can we connect on linkedin

patreon minecraft server?! lemme renew my subscription

inrto and outro was FYYEEEERRRR

happy birthday hannah and claire!!!<3

im pewidepie

Loving the transition lenses at the end, I see a trend in the making

Birthday Wishes to the goats

why is rudy always licking the air

Happy bday hamzah and claireee ayyyy get lit

we love you guys <3

Happy 40th birthday Hamzah😇 Bitch ur 40!

poetic ass title😭

i hope my sister doesnt realize later in the year that shes still paying for this. 😛

go to pat.com for a real treat!

why are all of the clothes wrinkled

Happy birthday Hamzah and Claire😝

Happy birthday hamzah and claire❣️

HAMZAH BIRTH!!!!!!!! HAPPY 34TH!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIREEE

you guys are always cooking up something like period poo

Happy birthday hamzah

Can you teach the axolotl tricks

Happy borthday Hamzah 🌟

watched this while waiting for my class to start, im actually about to take an exam!!!! wish meh luck!

Hamzah! are you fantastic

next bts can we get a clip of martin watching himself watch the boxing documentary

Quick question does anyone know where I can access the discord

unreleased shroom footage pls

Wait a second so does this mean you listened to my minecraft server rec

all these damn bleeps

happy birthday hamzah!!

if martin doesnt name his alcohol brand martin-is, i am done

hamzah love raising that eyebrow

happy birthdayyy hamzah and claire

Happy birthday Hamzah and Claire ! 😇

i wish that person who called u out provided examples instead of just making false prophecies. could you guys maybe address that further? or was that just the end of the persons video? also happy birthday hamzah and claire

Happy birthday Hamzah and Claire🥳

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE :DDD

that eyebrow raise 😭😭

Happy birth Hamzah and claire🩷🩷🩷🩷

oh my god pat. com, im crying

I know y'all use chatgpt for these descriptions 😂

Happy birthday bro. U should name the axolotl FANTASTICA! Señorita fantastica

Ohhh shit hamzah tapped tf into maxon

happy birthday King Hamzah and my diva Claire

Happy Birthday Hamzah !!

i love sherman

does anyone know what app martins bot is from

does martin know that chappell roan commented on one of his old tiktoks?

Yuhhhh happy birthdayyyy

happy birthday hamzah 💩💩

hamzah looks like a sim

pat . coom

happy bday hammy z

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY

happy birthday hamzah and claire 💗💗💗

happy birthday hamzah & claire !!

Happy birthday Hamzah and Claire🥳🥳

slushy booze martini

2:29 Martin forgetting he’s watching a vid and not on a call is killing me. Pov me watching any pod ever

anyone know if the minecraft server is gonna be for java or bedrock

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE LOVE U GUYS 🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️

happy birthday sherman

happy birthday hamzah!❤️

Happy birthday baddie Claire and diva hamzah

heyy happy birthday hamzahh🌷🌷🌷❤️

Happy birthday 🦄

happy birthday blondzah and bbg claire 😘😘😘😘🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Happy bday to my glorious king and queen Hamzah and Claire 🔥🙏

happy birthday guyzzz

happy birthday hamzah and claire !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMMY!!! 🤍🤍🤍🎂🎂🎂

Hbd claire & hamzah <33

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH & CLAIRE 😛😛😛😛

happy birthday hamzah do you need top

happy birfday hamzahthefantastic and claire drake!!!!

happy birthday hamzah 💕

PAT .COM LMFAOOO

Happy birthday hamzah and Claire😝😝😝💅💅💅👑👑👑

chatgpt ahh description

u copied my birthday

Outro was tuff 🙏🙏

7:45 HIT THAT SHIT HAMZAH FK IT UP AYYY

wearing last years bday merch to class rn...🥸 happy bday

happy birthday claire and hamburgrz ^-^

LMAO RUDY JUST LICKING THE AIR AT 4:54 IS SO CUTE

happy birthday to the hamzahthefantastic and claire drake ❤️❤️🤞

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIRE AND HAMZAH !!

happy birthday to my fav canadian🫶🏻🫶🏻

the description is killing me 😭🙏🏻

happy birthday king!!

happy BIRTHDAY HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAHHHH WE LOVE UUUUUUU DEBORTED DEBORTED

I’m so sad that I’m going to have to cancel my subscription in a couple of days because I only got it to watch the documentary but now I’m attached 😭😭

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH!!🤍🤍

Happy 8th birthday Hamzah….almost double digits♥️♥️♥️

pat. com site views after this

happy birthday hamzah❤️❤️

what app is sherman from??

Happy Birthday Hamzah and Claire!!! ❤️❤️❤️

happy birthday huzband <3

happy birthday hamzah and claire!!!

Happy birthday hamzah and claire😛😛

Happy Birthdayyyyy!!!!!!

happy birthday claire and hamzah !!

sherman lowk freaking me out

happy birthday Claire and Hamzah 💙🩷💙🩷!!

rudys always doing something in the corner also HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIRE AND HAMZAH!!!!!

all these titles feel like my chatgpt responses but ik for a fact they writing them

DONT go to pat.com

rudy in the corner licking the air is killing me

the whole squad gettin their derp on

Omg I need Hamzah's t-shirt

i was not expecting the pat site dawg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💙💙💙💙💙💙💙😍😍

Girl in that video sound like meg

Happy birthday claire and hamzah!!!

HAPPY BDAYY CLAIRE AND HAMZAHH❤️🍧🎂🎂

Did they go live on Patreon and open PO Boxes?

HAPPY BDAYYY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻🧚🏻

I got minecraft just for you guys 😬

that description is def written by sherman

Make music with Rok

Happy birthday guys 😊

Happy birthday hamzah and Claire 🎉🥳👏🎊🙌

Happy bday Hamzah

anybody know the intro/outro song?

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy burfday hamzah and claire \(0 . 0)/

Best five dollars spent bruhhhh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE!!!!! ❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️❤️🩷❤️WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🥳

HAPPY BDAY

tbh i didn’t buy the merch cos i didn’t wanna promote hate against my goats🙏

HAPPY BDAY HAMZAH AND MY GOAT CLAIRE

Happy Birthday hamza and Claire!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE! 🥳

happy birthday hamzasito and clairesita

HAPPY BDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE💗💗💗💗😝😝😝🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🎨🎨🎨

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE

HBD HAMZAH AND CLAIRE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH & CLAIRE hope u have the best blessed birthday <3

Happy birthday Claire and hamzah!!! Can’t believe Claire’s 20 bru it’s crazy

heey guys what app is it i want my own sherman

Happy bday hamzah and Claire wooooo🥳🥳🥳

a martin and hamzah SNOWGLOBE would be sooooo cool, idk what all goes into making those but i think it could be such a cool idea

HAPPY BDAY CLAIRE N HAMZAH WOOOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOTTIE HAMZAH!!!😩

I don’t know about you guys but I’m starting to like this Sherman guy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLONDZAH 🙌🙌

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE

Happy Birthday Hamzah and Claire!!!!! 🎉

what is martins sherman called i want one

i really hope you guys are friends forever, the bond seems genuine 💕💕

happy bday hamzah!

HAPPY BDAY HAMZER THE FARTASTIC AND CLAIRE DRIZZY DRAKE ILY👅👅👅👅

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAAAAAAAAHH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE WOOOOO

HAPPY BDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE WE LOVE U!!!❤️❤️❤️

happy birthdayyyy hamzahh !!!! 🎂

happy birthday hamzah and claire💞🎉

slushynoobz x pat.com ????

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE !!!

So cool

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH!!!!! QUE CUMPLAS MUCHOS MÁS!!! NEVER STOP SHINNING. WE ARE SO GRATEFUL FOR ALL THE HARD EFFORT YOU AND MARTIN PUT FOR ALL THE CONTENT YOU GUYS GIVE US!! MUCH LOVE <3

I googled pat dot com, big mistake

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIRE AND HAMZAH

pat.com/slushynoobz

happy birthday hamzah🤪🤪

praying for hamzah birthday merch🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

imagine how meta it is of them watching this back.

i miss my boys and the vids

martin and sherman sitting in a tree

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING KEEP IT UP YOU HAVE GAINED SO MUCH POPULARITY I AM SO PROUD KEEP IT UP!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUPPPPP

happy burthday brudder !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIREE YAYYYY

yuhhhh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMZAH AND CLAIRE LOVE Y'ALL HAVE FUN!!! 🫶🏻

beautiful vid guys. keep up the good work. seeing the bts of everything is insane. its like a whole new world. u guys are geniuses or genii (?) ngl

I’m here bcs the discord is going crazy. Happy birthday HamBorger🤟😝 and Claire 🙏 and Madison beer🌸 and my fave TikTok star Cash Baker 💯

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMBURGER HAMZAH AND BIGBALLERCLAIRE

pat.com website views gonna sky rocket after this

happy birthday hammy

HAPPPY BIRTHDAYYYY

happy birthday bro

i just made food thank you lord

4:40 rudy just going crazy with the tongue for like a minute

the way claire is shocked ab the hate everytime is killing me she’s so sweet

pat.com killed me

why i went to pat.com

literally crying over these chatgpt descriptions boi

looked up pat.com bc of this😭

Excuse me Mr. noobz I didn’t really want to buy the merch but I saw one of the posters that I would really really want but the website is not up anymore. Please tell me there’s somewhere I can get it.

WHATS THE GIFT GNA BE AHHH

pat.com killed me

loved the fly on the wall experience 🩷

these docus have been so good. everytime a new release is out i grab Mr. Penjamin and a brewski to watch. love u guys from ATL

EVERYONE go to pat.com

A MINECRAFT SERVER OMG

I’m still here c:

5:10 what the dog doin srsly

Meta ending to this documentary. I was stunned

It’s so refreshing having creators actually put time into and post content to their Patreon

hamzah just get finer and finer

Blondezah is so darling to me

HEY GUYSS WHAT THE HELL IS UUUUP

hamzah w the porsche okay i see u

two baddies two baddies one porche

the tts link omg😭😭😭

Okay ending with a bar from Sherman was nice

i’m fucking crying, the text to speech typo link 😭😭

Anybody else think Claire and Hamzah are dating? I’m catching vibes

the pat dot com part is killing me 😭😭

Ayyyy skirt that porsche hamzyyy

WHOS CALLIN THAT SHI??

and thus, the nokia video hit the internet and fans went wild

i think i speak for everyone… drop some more music!

the description gives a divine reveleation to ones soul

Whenever yall read comments I pray you read mine. Love you kings🙌

No why is it over so soon

“one million dollars”👨🏻‍🦲🧐

sherman face reveal

telling pat dot com you guys sent me there so you could get that sponsorship from them 🤩🤩

ok hamzah with the porsche period

bruh did hamzah get a new car and is it a porsche 💀💀

ugh love you guys so much, thanks for all the effort you put into this video!!! #stayslushing

the duke reply lmfaoooo

okayyyy hamzah with the porche

Slushy noobz has haters??? How bro 😭

love u

Don’t drink but would happily start with martins alcohol

Sherman feature goes crazy

martin wash those jeans for the love of slush

Hearing Martin cuss is like hearing a teacher cuss “motherfuckerrr🤗”

I love the descriptions of these 😭

guys DO NOT search pat.com

Love this so much guys

Need more Sherman

loved

i need yall to restock the team mandy shirt

the porsche made me feel proud is that parasocial or nah

I’d drink Martin’s alcohol

I got a sympathy stye

Let’s freaking go document #2

sauce

Cab u do last of us part 2 im already out of vidweis to watch chop chop boys

Imagine they read ur comment on the next vid and in the next vid ur in it u know

yayyy

Wow I love to see y’all winning now 🥇 this community has gotten so big so quickly, and it’s so deserved 🔥

Maxon

This was fire

Is this sponsored by Pat.com?

hamzah's transition lenses are frying me

pls make martin play stardew on here i cant afford the hamzah lets play patreon too

new hamzah whip me likey

SHERMANNNNNB

hello patreon friends

sherman is a paid actor i fear

checking out pat dot com right now

hamzah’s smile instantly fading at the 7 minute mark…CRYING 😭😭😭

Hamzah rented that porsche just to pick up that big ol box kekeke

thank you boyz for offering a raw, fly-on-the-wall glimpse into their lives. It’s a lethargic yet cathartic experience—loosely bound like a rubber band around a bouquet, holding moments together while letting them breathe.

I’d buy martin alcohol

hell yeah!! rudy licking the air!!

ate down per usual

don’t flippin scare me like that with the outro music man I was so calm listening to Sherman talk and then BAM💥 BAM 💥 BAM💥 😭😭 my heart rate 📈📈📈

why is sherman so cute LMFAOOOO

we know slushy noobs got money now when they got that damn Porsche WOAH

pat dot com LMFAOOO

happy early birthday to hamzah🥳🥳🥳🥳

very demur

thank you for blessing me.

okay porsche

im going to pat.com

who up on pat.com

I love watching them giggle and enjoy creating their content it's so wholesome

Eddy pee pants

i’m loving the chat gpt descriptions

pat.com website traffic after this vid: 📈📈📈📈

chin up kings do not attribute to malice what could be attributed to ignorance

pat.com x slushynoobz collab when?

rip honda civic HELLO PORSCHE

today is a great day

booyakasha!

yay

thanks

these r so fire

7:39 WHOS CALLING THAT SHI 💃💃

I love this little bts videos, keep them coming

LOL THESE HATERS 😭😭😭

watching this instead of studying for my final :,)

hamzah pulling up in that new car has me deddd LMAOAOA OKAY OKAYYY

(7:37) Bro Hamzah is the king of that song atp 😭 he ateeeee

sherman bias

hells yea

Happy birthday hamzahhhh🔥

okayyy hamzah new whip

Hamzah with the Porsche I think GT?? That’s fire

Rudy constantly licking the air is truly amazing

me in the future is pat.com bad

Can’t wait for more merch!! 🤑

just want to see yall play tlou😔 did i get scammed

Are y’all using Sherman to write the summary’s 😭😭

rudy licking the air from 4:34-5:19 <3

Sherman is one of the five losers that tiktok was talking about

okay now that they showed what sherman looks like i’m not judging anymore cause he’s so cute

who wrote that description tho fr

i saw that tik tok @ around 1 minute and commented that one friend thats too woke LOL

the docs are so fun i love being nosey in their lives

Song in the outro?

happy bday hamzah enjoy ure new whip boi

Porche?!! yeah, we need a car tour asap

thank you for this VIP behind the scenes experience

PLEASE NEW MERCH

I already converted 2 people into becoming slushys!

THE KYLIE JENNER CELEBRATION BYEE

thank you for blessing me slushynoobz

HAPPY BDAY HAMZAHHHHH

rudy licking tf outta the air 😭😭

not telling us what we’re getting for 3 and 6 months FAKE

HAPPY BDAY HAMZAH YIPPEEEE

Les go

“maybe youre one of the losers” “noooo.. am i?”

So meta

DO NOT SEARCH FOR PAT.COM I REPEAT DO NOT SEARCH FOR PAT.COM !!!

HAPPY BDAY HAMZAH its my moms bday too.