Slushy Noobz Out of Character The Documentary (Trailer)

hi

hey

Y'all got me SPENDING.

how the hell did i already finish all these. i just subbed!! in need of a life

just joined bc it’s only 5$ thanks bookies 👄

can someone cash app me 10 bucks cause i'll be able to watch all of the patreon content in 2 months trust me

:D

I LOBE THIS I CANT WAITTT

Olá

this trailer is literally everything.

I love you guys slushynoobz is.. life 😯

new bro amazing vid???

Its been a month and the music makes me so emotional in this like this was one of the big events online for me i love slushy noobz

Woah

Bonjour 🥰👋🫶💕🌹🥀

I’m broke 💔

MY MOMMY JUST BIUGHT ME THIS BEAUTIFUL SUBSCRIPTION SO CULO

This was so demur like arigato gosaymas, but mixed with a touch of hailey welch 💜💜

I can’t wait I love this!

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The trailer of the doc and the soundtrack choice and all did smth to me, i had to make a short movie for school (i also make some for fun but ppl were excited for this one) and i just get the vision of it cause of how i tried to express my own one, I’m glad it came after experiencing the make of movies/docs because it changes ur perspective and understanding of it, whoever worker with you guys on making this (chase i think) you did great great job and especially in the trailer and i feel like, the way i make my movies is very similar that it makes me feel understood too

KJajHshtzjstzhdtd

im slushing

Guys how do I get on the discord

let me into the minecraft server pls i will cook promise

YESS

I'm too broke for the paid Patreon😭

Yurrrr

im so excited to watch them

yall sus ehhe i love u

heyyyyy eheh

I LOVE SLUSHY NOOBBBZ (I’m in love w hamzah)

WHY CANT I BUY THE PATREON??? IT SAYS I CANT JOIN RIGHT NOW

squirt

the amount of respect i have for these guys are insane love yall fr

YUHHHHH

what the name of the song?

YAYAYAY

martins pants

when is part 2 of the doc coming out???

YAYYYYYYYYY

Patronized for this.

I have arrived

selling an organ for this because im unemployed

im so glad they got away from their old manager, the people surrounding them now seem really supportive of their creative nonsense. love to see it

five forking bucks dude

gonna be the best $9 i ever spent

I would pay for the subscription but I’m an unemployed course student 😔

I’m scared do i buy it or no im unemployed

i feel so silly billy here guys

my two kings

we’re so up i bought it

how long is it

I’m back it’s still not up 😞

awesome sauce

ITS OUT

My food is alrd getting cold man 💔

guyssss does anyone have the link for the weird yt video they just let out like a few hours ago

where is everyone

im soo sorry whos vincent yall

guys should I marry alex or penny on stardew

oh what happened guys

whats that whats a documentary…?💔💔

ITS NOT COMING UNTIL THE 18TH??

15 MINUTE DELAY… AND THEN WHATTT

i’ve had kids now that’s how long it’s been..

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tell my kids mommy loved them

THIS JUST IN: 16 year old boy found alive after Slushy Noobz announces that the delay is proven to be false, stay tuned.

we r all loyal slushies look at us

I hope this was all just a ploy to scam us because so many people have been acting too parasocial lately 🌚

guys check discord

2 hojrs waiting for documentary……..

wait omg it says ignore this…. they’re communicating to us….

VINCENT I HATE YOU

Drake has them

BREAKING NEWS: 16 year old teenage boy found in critical condition after Slushy Noobz postpones documentary till the 18th.

where is the discord?(

it’s ok guys, the 18th is pt 2

we can all thank vincent for this

……….

pls uplodthedpcumentsry

immgnna crajsout……

30 MINUTES YAYAYYA

guys….. where is it…

vincent why wld u do ts?

i’m so angry

i’ve been waiting for what😔🔫

friggin documentary yo

5 days 💔💔

FEB 18th?!??!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hi guys it’s john from the vietnamese restaurant may i take your order 🍽️

Me n my cat just waiting 🙏🏼🙏🏼

ITS COMINF IN 5 DAYS R U JK?

Thot I missed the upload cuz of work but turns out I didn’t miss shit :)))

GOT SCAMMED BY SLUSHY NOOBZ💔😭😭😭Who want backsh💔ts

Did anybody else just get the update that we have to wait until the 18th😔😔 I’m gonna commit slushycide

wait how do i join the discord guys??

FEBRUARY EIGHTEENTH PLS BE SO FR

what.

Update: Taco Bell is finished 😢

do we think it’s still coming out tn?

18THVVVVWVVEV

this better be up before my edible wears off

I-

WHAT?

6 MORE DAYS?????

omg fuk u all

anybody wanna play Roblox while we wait

in all seriousness why do yall think its taking this long?

Got all the unemployed people here

vincent.. is… lurking…. Watch your back guys

kyaaaa i’m so excitedddd

I have no food left please

if dibora is talking about me looking like nettspend

lmao not martin asking why it's taking so long on discord

MARTIN POST

Vincent thanks for letting me borrow your lambo bro

bleh

ITS NETTSPEND EVERYONE

wait you look like nettspend

everyone say where and when it was that you found out about slushy noobz under my comment, i wanna feel warm and giddy reading the comments

i feel like a wife waiting to get a letter from her husband in the military

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I SPENT MY GAMBLIN MONEY ON THIS

😎😛🫡😜🥸🙂‍↔️😆😫

maybe nettspend has released a new album

I'm so hungry rn

This is getting out of hand .. been here since 6:45

i can’t see it

Slushynoobz, pulled up a video, documentary, Wednesday. What do I on Wednesday? Fucking Documentary. That night, Documentary in the war room by myself with them chilling. Why? I was lied to, bro.

eddie baby i just saw steve hes crying his eyes out with dustin theyre playing d and d

Legend says the crowd is hanging on

Vincent = 🪳 Big D (me) = 🩴

So guys, since we're all here waiting together, let's get to know each other

vincent when’s the wedding

So many people here Jesus

My name Jeff vine compilation

Vincent, you have just met ur dsstiny

i would never lie to mads or anyone here okay i love all

Wait did they cancel it can someone pls tell me

I skipped my grandmas funeral for this 🙏

vincent i’m currently hexxing ur entire bloodline as we speak

I’m dead who’s this old guy

guys look at the caption “hang on it’ll be up soon”

Who tryna touch tips while we wait💔

HOW DO U JOIN RHE DISCORD!!

who’s Vincent and why is it his fault

OTS STILL NOT OUT I TOOK A NAP AND EVERYTHING 🙁

PAPA ME WANT MORE MOVIE

Maybe it's not their fault

how do i get into contact with vincent

Maybe it's Tyler

VINCENT WE LOVE YOU

If yall don’t go and just rewatch one of their old vids just waittt

Guys let's calm down

jokes on you guys im staying up until suhoor anyway

bogus

who the fuck is vincent

Jobs bro jobs…

i think it may be eddies fault guys

guys don’t upload it yet i have to go pick up my food since i got hungry waiting

Booo I’m bored

i think they are the cause

took so long I just went and bought a fashion nova track suit

vincent is not misunderstood

i love vincent but hes not letting the doc release :(((

ACCEPTANCE. now we can come to terms with the loss of the documentary today. we must understand that everything comes and goes, much like the life you live and the hobbies you enjoy. remember, every day is a new day slushys. the documentary awaits for you another day. stay strong bois 💖.

wellwell well…/

turning ts tv off

so

where is this doc bros

i thought i got scammed i'm ngl

Wait so we're waiting because of Vincent

slushy doc please save me

guys the documentary will be there in the morning go to sleep so santa can come

vincent lemme eya 😭

My daughter still goes mommy can we watch the slushy noobz documentary and I’m like baby there’s no documentary

Vincent is so misunderstood 💔

if they don’t post this in the next minute they are queer bating 😬

D

“hang on it’ll be soon” LIE

umm okay guys what da hell

VINCENT

it’s not WHO is vincent. it’s WHAT is vincent. and the answer is he’s a parasite who has come here to prevent the doc from being released.

Who is this Vincent

the $5 was really for martins flight to turkey for his hair transplant…

I acc wanna. Cry like I got school tomorrow

Lots of mixed reviews on Vincent in the chat rn guys

I’m glad we are all going through this together🤞

If it was Mandy’s documentary ik it would be on time

Chills bro chills..

maybe the doc isn’t real and they conned thousands of us out of $5 omg

whaddahell

Vincent your a god & cult leader idol in here

Bru where is it

oh NOWWW vincent wants to speak up

Gonna have to unsubscribe due to the late video. Thanks guys for a great run☺️

so tell me dat blondie she da one?

WHO IS VINCENT

guys what if i just exploded

im here dont even

vincent has spoken guys seriously

STOP EDGING US

DEPRESSION. this is normal to feel with loss. especially when you were expecting a documentary at the end of your day by your favorite youtubers. it might have kept you going this whole week. now that time is GONE. you still have NOTHING. a pit grows in your stomach.. aching with the need to be fulfilled by this documentary. your life crashes before your eyes, seeing the very documentary count down go away. your dreams and wishes gone. and your happiness.. vanished..

VINCENT GET OUT THE FUCKING DISCORD SERVER

Vincent come back pls

im not the reason its not coming out so no more conspiracies

My cookies are getting hard.

about to set my record for longest edge sesh

vincent what do you have to say

So no one has figured out had to watch it or have they not uploaded it yet

no come back vincent

Hurryy

VINCENT REALLLL QUIET NOW

Doomscrolling but it’s just refreshing the page every 10 secs

I want the hawk tuah cookie 😏

its getting slushy in this b slushy situation disconbobulation

im not even pmo anymore im just disappointuzz

Vincent…. Vincent… Vincent… (I’m summoning Vincent guys)

Slushy Noobz is a YouTube channel created by Canadian duo Hamzah and Martin in May 2023. Their content includes comedic gaming videos, vlogs, and mukbangs.

hawk tuah

Soooo should I go to bed orrrr

Icl ts pmo

...let's not forget the pirates booty😅😅

Well damn I waited an hour and was like ig imma take a shower and come back AND ITS STILL NOT HERE

yo vincent your smile PMO

it’s 2:47am do i sleep guys

I had my dinner all ready💔💔

Fashion nova have them captive

Vincent pls save us

For those wondering. I got the Taco Bell. Where it at

I have my milk and cookies ready

gimme it NEOW

vincent they're turning on you

maybe im quite famous now

I am crying from this edge

BARGAINING: making deals with ourselves and one another to feel better about the missing doc… you need distractions like productivity and self care to divert your attention to the despair you feel from the betrayal of not seeing the documentary. it’s ok. we can fight on! but the next stage.. oh ho ho ho … it’s bout to get wicked…

this is the stream all over again 💔💔💔

HAMZAH MARTIN I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YALL, POST THE DOCUMENTARY - LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE 🔥 (this is a ‼️JOKE‼️ before some of yall attack me 💔)

ultimate edge

vincent will save us

it’s ok if they don’t post tn, tophia (Claire) and goonyonce made me giggle enough tn

All men do is lie

WE LOVE VINCENT WE LOVE VINCENT WE LOVE VINCENT NOW THANK HIM

Have u guys considered maybe vincent is the reason ts (this) not dropping ???

my shayla

i think imma take a laxitive

i love you guys i believe in you

and FUCK vincent

Dude srsly

Comment down below chat

please no kissing dogs on the mouth in this documentary

where can i find the discord fr

How many of you guys are excited

too busy goon maxxing they can’t post on time☹️

Ok it’s 8:45

it’s 6:45 where they @

maybe the documentary was the friends we made along the way ❤️

🫡

Watching the Roblox karaoke while I wait 😔

I'm a patient person issokay 🫰🥰

I am waiting

thank you vincent

I wish you’d stayed, I wish I’d stayed too, in fact I wish I’d done a lot of things

Thanks vincent

IM THE SLUSH THAT NOBODY CARE ABOUT

does anyone think the documentary will have any sponsors like indeed?

yall gotta calm down bro ts gooning lvl 100😭🙏🙏

i’m about to slush yo

i just want to say a big thanks to vincent

this is giving me time to roll my lavender girl joint 💕

Holding my pee till the doc comes out

second stage of grief: ANGER. several humans in this chat represent this complex emotion due to the loss of the documentary. we can see that some are resorting to rage towards the slushynoobz to show their deep grief for their beloved documentary.. but little do they know the next stage.

maybe if we thank vincent

i have school in the morning please guys

Baka

Show me to me Rachel

maybe if we thank beyonce

guys cmon.. 💔💔💔

I’m so pmo rn

dude i literally oiled up for ts and everything…

i can has documentary?

its been 5 hourssss what are they waiting for 😭

ain’t no way

ig this gives me time to do my duolingo

this is eddys fault

I need a blunt and this documentary right now

Do you guys like me

okay i’m gonna shower and when im done i hope it’s up🤞🏻

maybe if we all sybau theyll post it? 😭👀

YALL!! hamzah texted ME PERSONALLY and said if we all cashapp him 5 more dollars he’ll upload it we can do this

the fashion nova mens brand deal changed them…typical billionaires 😔😔

i’m so excited idc how long it takes i missed you boys ☺️🩷😛

i dont like this also my name is vincent

el? el? EL WHERE ARE YOU?!??

guys i changed my profile pic

Chop chop slushys

Im so tired of yall

this chat shows the very complexities of the human mind, they can’t comprehend mistakes and mishaps. when a plan fails the mins is unable to replace said plan with something different as the first stage is : DENIAL.

they not like us

This was a social experiment to see what it takes to make slushy noobz fans productive

s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

WHERE IS IT YALL

I brought a cookie for this

maybe if we all fill out a job application theyll post it 😭👀

I am so excited

Fuck Rudy he had some shit to do with this

I guess I'll stop putting off my hw...

who up slushing they noob?

Hihi

FLOP

guys should i change my profile pic

I paid 5 dollars this…

BEST BRUDDERS!!!

fav tubers ever

like this comment if u got work/school in the morning

ik they stressing so bad😭

love yall regardless

YALL THEY FINALLY POSTED IT OMG GUYS ITS UP ITS ON INDEED.COM

I think the slush's rotten right to the core From all the things passed down From all the slushies coming before I split the slush down symmetrical lines And what I find is kinda scary to be a scary slush

Where’s is at

maybe waking up to this will make the day so much sweeter? idk gn guys

I’m in line for Taco Bell. If it isn’t ready by the time I get my food, this might be the end

it's not comin tn yall. tbh they should just reschedule to friday

what is everyones fave slush video

you want a doc? you want a doc? doc for nobody fuck you think i am rich? 😂🤣🤣😔😂😂😪

how much longer 😫

alright I'm outta here guys. mama gots to sleep

it’s probably because they’re busy shipping my merch sorry guys 😣

bark

alr what the slush

Like bruh I just walked my dog took a shower ate dinner and it’s still not posted😔

Guys goodnight, so long peace and love💕

trying not to be mean

Liar liar pants on freaking fire

maybe chase fell asleep

ho the things that you lied about.....

so many unempluzz and chuzz here where are the gratefuluzz and patientuzz

Hey guys why don't you just give it up already? seriously. Being a slushy is about chilling and being demure

Chase needs to chop chop

WHY IS IT NOT HERE YET

gratitude bro gratitude…

i’m sorry little kids but imma killer clown today, i could say bullets are gonna spray. (i’m from brooklyn that’s alright)

where is the doc😪😪😪

WHAT IS SOON

gimme da doc doc 3000

meow

gimme dat doc doc doc doc doc

unemployed final bosses comment section

im keeping myself up by listening to music and refreshing this damn page 💔

waiting so impatiently

guys guys they’re probably concussed from the fight and forgot how to upload 💔

water yall doing thats taking so long

Pls anything j a crumb ill take anything

Yall in these comments r so fake no way 😭 let them LIVE

why did mandy spend $40 each on sonny angels 😭😭😭

goodbye slushynoobz hello vincent meme

some of yall can go take a shower to pass some time 💁‍♀️

dang it

jesus

hey so i think yall forgot to upload the doc 💜

just put the documentary in the bag bro

Please for the love of noobz give us an update I can’t keep my hopes up much longer

It says hang on it will be up soon

jobs bro jobs

aw yall😭 take ur time we arent gonna die without a video trust

How do I get my £5 back someone lmk, thx

What i do

We are starving it’s been 1 hr and 30 mins

Capitalism and it's consequences guys

2:30 in the fricking morning bro 💔 i think it might be time to give up 💔😔

goodnight guys !

WE are all jobless and chopped bro 💔💔

guys they’re pranking us

Nah it’s not funny I got schoollll in the mornin (jk brothas see yall soon!)

Guys I’m starting to loose hope

waiting so patiently

no post yet boy get the hell outta here boy 💔

i’m saur ready

ENUFF

it’s my bedtime guys

Take your time brothas 🙏🏼🥲

In this economy?? Boi get da hell outta here boi

every minute delayed is an hour off my life

Imma go to sleep lmao I got work in the morning

hey so is this edging or wut?

The caption im crying ik theyre tired

I’m so excited 🎉😊😇

I’m sad whatatatat

my taco bell is getting cold

hi guys it’s martin the doxumenatry is on the way

sighhhhhhhhhh

Hamzah is trying his best GIVE HIM A BREAK

what he do? dat part ♥️

bout to give a standing ovulation 👏

Like this if you're employed and have to wake up at 4am for work but also want to slush the heck out🤪💩

Is this how Martin felt when he didn’t want a trio he just wanted his duo?

c'mon guys ☹️💔

guys please☹️💔

did they post the documentary?

ugh i dont know how much more of this my rose toy can take!

Im hung

guys it’s okay you don’t need to be shy. they’re all really nice ppl 😁

i just went sledding guys its okay go outside

💔 come back guys what da hell boy

like this if you are also an unempluzzed slushynoobz fan

watching slushy noobz while i wait and i want more overcooked and fortnite vids if yall see this theyre so good

My ballz are so blue rn

About to do the 24 inch slugger challenge

Ok

Slushies does it smell

Shut up Grace

dont pmo rn

if aritzia isn’t sponsoring this documentary……

ok guys in 3..2..1

stop complaining, y'all are ungrateful...

Ts is a form of torture

Who’s ready for slushy noobz docu? Me!!! 🤣🤣🤣

jk don’t take ur time IM UNSUBBING!!!!!! ts (this) pmo ong

guysss do NOT keep waiting on here practice delayed gratification and GO TO BED

“slushy to your noobz post this on time” just slide it in gng 💔

I been hanging on. i’m hung.

SEND IT TO ME RACHEL

It sounds like you wanna call me beautiful…

Pls let me watch. Pls let me watch. Pls let me watch. Pls.

Ima js take a shower while I wait

what the slush 😩✋

men.

i was waiting all day for this

rewatching quens vid while waiting

ngl if ur still waiting here you’re unempluzz

goodnight slushiez!

guys hamzah actually just came over to my apartment and told me everything is going to be okay, just wanted to let u guys know

i’m starting to lose hope

i just kno chase is somewhere biting his fingers seeing all the comments come in LOL

really guys :|

ts pmo icl

yeah im going to bes

you gotta slush them face to face instead of just handing them a frigging trailer yo

Wait guys where is it

fucking when brooooo

i just thought of a funnier name slushy boobz

Guys its okay hamzah actually told me its going to be okay

ily guys take ur time❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

“dih to yo crack post on time” just slide ts in gng 💔

Gonna go watch them take on the 24 inches while I wait

i thought soon meant soon not an hour later

oh just sybau

wait i got a notification from patreon saying their dropping on feb 13….

ok thanks so much slushy noobs ill wait patiently for my duo to arrive

Watching slushy fnaf vids while waiting

im picking my skin

mama im scared

ive been in the same position since 5pm for ts

I’m tearing down my walls hamzah save me I love you

Icl ts pmo r u fr rn

enough now.

ts pmo rn icl rn sybau fr lik fr ts rlly pmo fr

What does soon mean..

If it ain’t up by midnight est I’m goin to bed

the suspense is diabolical

get on the discord guys it’s more fun and people aren’t complaining on there!!!

is anybody there...

how do i refund

Megaedge

its been a year daddy....

Hello?

Ts pmo 🙄

Water you talking about!?

wait i just figured the message out‼️ i’ll be up soon hang on‼️ so basically hella motion about to burst through these walls

guys stay up all night party!

I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome from refreshing sm

.............

uk slushy here 🙂‍↕️ just back from a night out ready for my slushy fix!!!!

Putting the finishing slushes on it...hold the line

maybe eddy has shat everywhere and that's why it's delayed???

am excited to play the minecraft server what about anyone else

twerk at my funeral

im eating chicken tneders 🔥

all the the tv girl slushys, lmk your fav song, mines either pretty boy or the night in question

we want an ig story in recompense

Wait i'm actually going to go be productive now goodbye patreon commenters i wish you a merry slush doc

ts trailer kinda tuff tho

Hamzah you gotta get new WiFi or smthn 😭

Stormzy

i’m gonna go shower and sing 6 feet and hopefully the documentary appears

Screams into the abyss