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February 20, 2024

Reminiscing from the floor about Gary V's beautiful mind

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Jon · April 7, 2024

In the most generous interpretation he's working off the assumption that we will all pivot qr codel like technology to read every type of image scanning it in a database for its data as an NFT, and the assumption layered on top of it is that there will be a sentimental value attributed to certain digital assets and receipts; like the digital receipt to a plane ticket that crashed and whether or not someone would be macabrely interested in the technicality of ownership for it. Though also not because he's saying that the actual value will come from the art itself which would need companies to sign off on unnecessary and potentially expensive amounts of work (contingent on them not just generating it from machine learning image and video generators and that people are sentimental about the prompt that was used to make it), so its value comes from the same aesthetic appeal that a vintage bottle of coke would have. This type of LinkedIn posting always makes me smile. I was upset when the Wham City Comedy collective dissolved, but I'm happy to see that their sense of humor lives on as life imitates art.

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AU · February 29, 2024

Why wouldn't the end user just BUY ART

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AU · February 27, 2024

I had a beautiful Miiiiiiinnnd

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John Christopher Made This For You · February 27, 2024

I was actually just thinking about this Gary V quote a few days ago. When I first heard the quote it was in a video of his sales pitches, sandwiched in between his list of accomplishments and the insistence that flipping yard sale/thrift store goods on eBay was the fastest path to millionaire status he could think of. I hadn't bothered to learn what an NFT actually was yet, but Gary's conviction when he said it made it seem so REASONABLE. The quote stuck in my brain. Knowing what I know now, the statement "Your movie ticket will be an NFT soon." is actually too stupid to interact with.

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Jill · February 24, 2024

In addition to not knowing how QR codes work, I'm also assuming Gary V doesn't know how restaurants and flights work, because I've never been to a restaurant that didn't have regular physical menus available, and you can still check in for your flight at the airport terminal and get a paper boarding pass with a barcode on it, I literally just did that yesterday.

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Jonel B · February 22, 2024

POV: Open Mic Night 🔥

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LarrytheEmu · February 21, 2024

Barcodes and QR-Codes are literally only numbers and letters, a scanner is a faster Keyboard. If you change the language settings or even use Capslock with the output changes.

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Darron Perry Jr · February 21, 2024

It seems like it would be remarkably uncomfortable to lay down on your drill case. Aside from Gary V's breathtaking lack of sophistication, what brought about this confluence of events?

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Zebedee Weetaluktuk · February 21, 2024

This close up shot has me asking a lot of questions about how you eat with a moustache that long. Brainstorming here: straw, just get food in your moustache and clean it frequently/sometimes/wait till the end, big mouth style, I guess avoiding some foods is on the table (but seems like more work than a trim.)

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TV · February 21, 2024

‘X doesn’t know what y is, yet we allow this man to have power and influence’ is a nice summary of where the 21st century is at atm

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Elad Liebman · February 21, 2024

Gary V does not care nor need to know how or why QR codes work, he's a grifter and a professional bullshitter who, at that point, identified an opportunity to shill crypto with a story that, like all crypto stories, does not need to make actual sense except to those who also don't understand (or indeed want to understand) anything, and also desperately want you to buy into crypto.

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Owen Duncan · February 21, 2024

Someday all our hats will be pizzas and the world will be a better and richer place

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With Quiet Eyes · February 21, 2024

I am desperately resisting the urge to go *eats ur hat om nom nom* like it's 2004

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Lanth · February 21, 2024

Thanks Gary V, I'm now a little dumber than I was before.

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Ross Vincent · February 21, 2024

There's got to be a word (probably German) that describes the feeling when you hear something so utterly, incomprehensibly stupid, that your brain has to reboot amidst an overwhelming feeling of giddy resignation.

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morbuscope · March 20, 2024

We have to be erschüttert (devastated). But, to my dismay, not what you suggested.

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A Wyrd Nerd · February 21, 2024

A tech exec makes a *~thought leadership~* post and a thousand sys admins cry out in anguish somewhere. Also, everything from the angle of this video to the drill(?) to the existential disbelief at a LinkedIn post really speaks to me on a "11PM on a Tuesday trying to fix my bloody dishwasher again" kinda way.

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Kailey Allen · February 20, 2024

I have never related to anything more in my life than the urge to lay on the floor next to a drill and contemplate a nonsensical LinkedIn post. I feel seen.

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KevinR · February 20, 2024

(To be far more fair than the thought deserves, there are people out there who collect (extremely specific) concert tickets or train tickets, and so I'm sure that someone has paid non-zero cents for a used ticket from some specific PanAm flight. But non-zero is several orders of magnitude from anything that is within eight steps of illogic to what the subject post is vaguely gesturing toward.)

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Björn Thulin · February 21, 2024

I read the "an artist attached to it" in a "woah, a famous person had this". But yeah, absolutely, it doesn't make the G5 post any more reasonable :)

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Matthew Schaap · February 20, 2024

Now that I think about it, he's practically an LLM, stringing together words in a optimal way to get people listening without actually understanding the meaning of those words

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Matthew Schaap · February 20, 2024

I think you can shorten the conclusion of this video to "Gary V doesn't know, yet people listen to him."

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Ghilz · February 20, 2024

Based on the drill on the floor, 100% this is Dan doing some renovations but he's so distracted by this intrusive thought so he makes this video

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Julia K. · February 20, 2024

I appreciate the confirmation that Dan also has seen münecat's Gary V video

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Christian Schenk · February 20, 2024

I think this post did Dan some damage 😞

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Alexander Schmidt · February 20, 2024

Brings me back to the Mikkelsen twins video, specifically to how low the standards are to sell people advice. If you do it for clout it doesn't even need to be accurate. You can just outright lie or say nonsense and people will think you're a visionary because you're saying things no one else is saying.

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Alan Wiggs · February 20, 2024

Is that a munecat shout out

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Alyssa · February 20, 2024

The vibe of this is very much, “I got tired of everything in the middle of trying to do home improvements and decided to lie down with my head by my drill and talk about NFTS” and I relate to that a lot.

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Andreas Memmel · February 20, 2024

Impeccable vibes

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Jackson Bockus · February 20, 2024

There are a lot of different interpretations of what that post could mean, and every single one of those is utterly mind-boggling. My brain chemistry is permanently altered by exposure to this post.

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Keelia Silvis · February 20, 2024

This angle and posture is all very relatable content to me this week