The interview.
Hello, friends!
Well, I'm working on Chapter 4 of "BHB". In the meantime Akabur had some free time on his hands while waiting for Xaljio and DAHR to be done with the testing, so couple of days ago we got together to work on this interview I'm posting bellow. (Akabur was interviewing me.)
A. Hello, Smersh, how are you doing today?
S. I'm still breathing^^.
A. Well, "PT: GOLD EDITION" is about to be released. I can't wait for that to happen. All that stress will finally be lifted off my shoulders and the endless joy will no doubt fill my everyday life. I mean, that's how you feel right now, right? Since you just finished Chapter 3 of "BHB" and all.
S. I'm sure I'll feel that way when the final Chapter of "BHB" is finished.
A. The final Chapter of "BHB", huh? And when will be that happening?
S. Hopefully in my lifetime^^.
A. In that case, could you tell me any release dates for "BHB" Chapter 4?
S. Coming soon^^.
A. What should we expect from the Chapter 4?
S. *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS*
A. How long do you thing the development of Chapter 4 will take?
S. Way less then Chapter 3 took me. At least, that's the plan.
A. Are you planning on adding any music or sound effects to "BHB", or making a full color version of the game. Or, maybe, adding animations and voice-acting?
S. What? "BHB" has music already, the one in the intro. (*Laughs*).
A. Did you really quit your job to work on "BHB"?
S. Yes I did...
A. What was your previous job?
S. I used work at KGB with Natasha Romanov as my partner. Yeah, I wish... At the Oil Refinery Plant actually... with a guy named Boris as my partner.
A. What do your family members think of your current occupation?
S. They think I still work at the plant^^.
A. How do you like working with me? Is it true what people in the dark corners of the internet say - Am I an exceptionally lazy Russian fraudster?
S. Yes, you are fucking lazy! I need new CGs for the Chapter 4, get to work, slave!
A. What if this whole "BHB" thing does not workout the way you hope it will?
S. Well, there will be one more homeless person on the street of Rostov then, I suppose...
A. Angelina Jolie or Sandra Bullock?
S. Sandra is definitely my Waifu. Had hots for her since the "Demolition Man".
A. How old are you?
S. Not nearly as old as you^^.
A. PlayStation or XBOX?
S. .....SEGA GENESIS.
A. "Witcher 3" or "Fallout 4"?
S. "Broken Heart Bordello".
A. Will I be able to enjoy the awesomeness of the Chapter 4 of the "BHB" on my cool new CAT phone?
S. You mean will it be available for Android? Probably... Most likely... I hope so... Dunno, gotta ask Xaljio about this...
A. What is the secret of your success?
S. What success? You're hilarious...
A. An advice for any aspiring indy game developers out there?
S. Yes. Don't do it!
A. Do you have any pets?
S. I still have that "Lula Virtual Babe" thing installed on my PC. Does it count?
A. What's the best way to start off a day? Coffee or Jogging?
S. Whores and cocaine^^.
A. Well, I think this will do. Thank you for your time. Best of luck with your work and stuff.
S. Yeah, sure, thanks... Now go draw me some tits!!!
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Thank you for your support, guys. Next chapter is going to be super great^^.
-Smersh-
Comments (16)
"with a guy named Boris as my partner. " I don't know why that was even mentioned but it made me laugh "Sandra is definitely my waifu" Good choice, good man.
It was just a good memories of bygone days^^. Nostalgia, ha ha) And Sandra as Lenina Huxley... mmm... so funny and sexy^^.
That was funny, I'm looking forward to Chapter 4 :)
I'm glad you had fun, Dorago;) I hope you will enjoy Chapter 4 even more.
humor, the thing that lets you everything is relatively ok in this world. Its my "monk's third question" in my life.
I totally agree, Wanderer. It's better to use humor as a shield when things go wrong. It helps avoid any stupid actions.
So, I see you know Boris as well... Not a funny fellow guy, but he gets the job done :3 Spaciba bolchoï gaspadin Smersh :) (I don't have my cyrillic keyboard installed here, so here you go) and see you at Chapter 4 o/
Ha-ha, thank you very much for your words in cyrillic, Rwede! It made me smile! Really thank you for these words and for your support!!!
He-he funny interview guys :D It's good that you left your job on the plant dude. Now you can concentrate on BHB and not waste any energy on hard physical work. Good luck to you and take care!
Thank you for appreciating my work, Danlorn! It motivates me to keep on working;)
"A. An advice for any aspiring indy game developers out there? S. Yes. Don't do it!" ROFL my god i lost it there. Daamn xD
Just telling the truth XD
lol nice one guys thanks for that
I hope you will have fun reading it^^.
Thanks for the interview, Glad you are still breathing and good luck with BHB, thank for sharing guys
Thank you for your kind words, Ace! We had fun doing this interview^^.